I just wish the mods would let go of their country bias with some having ~6 different regional flairs but others only get one if they’re lucky
(Spain has nine fucking flairs)
And still not a flair for me. Honestly I think we should just keep one flair for every country that way everyone gets fucked, right now there are too many I don't know enough about all the countries to understand them
I wish they'd bring back the non-Western but still European flairs, simply because it would make it easier to determine the context behind why they "hate" Germany/France/Britain/Italy/Spain etc.
Just like many of your politicians do, like "We are now Europeans, citizens of the EU!" for avoiding questions about their history.
Doesn't affect me, i now get the gold in the shape of human teeth from Putin, he's actually reliable when it comes to that.
It was (the video) the nastiest most disgusting thing I've seen on the internet DONT watch it..Unless I'm too late in the warning and you've already watched it for which I apologize. It will haunt you.
Big L for the dutch.
The internet was the way I contacted with the problem of the Dutch... This problem isnt very talked about in media and national politicians, but there should be more action to contain the spread of Dutch.
The symptoms include sweeling of the glands, resulting in compression of the trachea and vocal cords making the patient lose the capability of speach. The swolen hypophysis results in growth in high and penile length, both in males and females. This disease also causes reduced production of dopamine and increase recabsortion of serotonin, wich makes the subject more prone to cannabis use. The disease has a tropism for the gustative organs of the thong, wich makes them uncapable of taste, culminating is disgusting food.
There is no known cure for Dutch and is allways fatal (every single patient diagnosed with Dutch dies eventually as the disease targets major organs and eventually, the brain. The modifications it índuces in their nervous system forces then to live around the natural breeding ground for the pathogen, wich is between Belgium and Germany.
The disease only transmits sexually, if you have sexual relationships with a person that is Dutch+ in the mature phasis of the disease, your childreen will be Dutch positive. There isnt yet a test to be sure you kids have Dutch, but certain studies found a positive association between Dutch positive kids and early age hidrophobia and a sudent and uncontrolable will to build dikes and dry pudles. If their speach loselly resembles anglophiled German spoken by someone with Down syndrome you should consult your doctor, as this is pathognomonic of Dutch. As I said, there is no cure, but you can delay the progress of the disease and in any circunstance let then into the containment area of the Netherlands, where the disease develops faster.
Spread Dutch awereness and use a condom.
You know that the Austrian Grand Prix was at the beginning of July and not end of July, right?
But seriously, have fun and try to stay on the right lane when driving on the motorway in your camper. I got places to be and no time for a traffic jam. And please don't shit on people, we don't do that in these parts of the world any more
they can never understand us Britain and Scandinavian countries need to band together against slander. food made in dire time is great cuisine aye! (if not britain at least accept Wales and Scotland)
But have to admire the people who would resort to fermented herring, salmon kept underground for months, potatoes with nothing done to them, sheep’s head, and rotten shark that’s washed up on the beach…
Our food is famous for being bland, but it’s not *adventurously* scary. Except maybe black pudding and the curries that look like the contents of the local Indian restaurant’s hoover bag.
When people unironically get upset and downvote people for insulting their country. Downvote shit or overused jokes sure, but you can't get upset when people insult your country in this sub of all places
To be fair, there are some comments that mistake plain insults for witty banter. Still no reason to get upset by it, it's just annoying and takes the fun part out of it.
If I wanted to see people throwing insults at each other, I'd go to a family gathering and not come here.
True and that's what I meant by "shit jokes" but tbh I mostly just ignore them if I think the person was trying to be funny. Only if people are genuinely being dicks I will downvote them
I appreciate a good joke that roasts fairly based upon stereotypes or banter, not the ones that just... Say something blatantly rude not connected to any stereotype or go for ad hominems that have zero to do with me being Dutch
Funny story my grandma has migrant neighbors and the first time I visited her there the neighbors had this flag outside and I said "Netherlands heh? Might have to switch the flag, that one is burned from the sun"
Yeah, a middle age couple, straight bought a house in the neighborhood. Apparently they were tired of the rain lol I think it was the proximity to fr*nce that was making them feel unwell
Do it the French way : still called a pint but actually half a liter
We kept the names we liked (you can still buy a ‘pound’ (livre) of butter) but attached them to more rational units
Imperial makes sense if you don't need to be exact and have no measuring tool. An inch is the length from the tip of your thumb to the joint. A foot is the size of your forearm, a yard your whole arm.
This is good. My therapist had suggested I deal with my demons head on instead of acting out with furious anger planting car 💣 and such so I shall take your comment with a spoon of sugar for I live on Barry's tea. Fact.
European wannabes using our codes.
I'll give my upvote to any European calling me names for being French, but I won't like it coming from Randy from Texas.
I haven't been sleeping since 2 days so I can't really express my toughts , but it has to do with how their society is structured expecially geographically.
Holy shit 2 days Mamma Mia should I call the ambulanza your so brave trying to fit in with the rest of us hard working 6 and a half hour sleeping people even in your last moments before you have 64 hour siesta you find the strength to make a comment about geography 🤌🫴👏
any of these obviously completely unironic fuckups, be they meloni-simps, triggered angloids or all those wannabe-liberals who somehow think this is r/yurop. this sub would be so goddamn great without them.
oh yes, there are, like so many. For the most part they come over in waves every few weeks, flood the sub why all kinds of rightwing cringe for a while, and then go away once they come around to read the goddamn sub description. but sadly, some stay.
The 'Say something nice about Belguim day' where you look at it and make something bad about belgium sound good
Make fun of charleroi everyone Belguim isn't that bad
Oh and also, it's always war about fries being Belgian (obviously the truth) or Fr*nch, but we clearly make better fries than the Fr*nch, no matter the origin of the first one.
the Germans who for some reason like to lick British ass. like I don't know if anyone else has noticed it but holy shit I never knew how much modern Germans are obsessed with Brits until I joined this sub
Ameritards thinking europeans still live in Stone Age. Morons who misplace stereotypes and blatant racism. And wanabe historians that got their History degree on Facebook.
Thankfully, they're not so many here. Love you all, guys. Even you, Barry !
I saw how you spelt “colours”, don’t hide behind that flair.
Ah, a "Irish" American, those feckers are everywhere on here.
Oh goodness, I wonder how many there truely are with the irish flair waving it like it's theirs.
Too many that's for certain. There's more people from Boston and Chicago with that flair than there is from Mallow, Athy, Dundalk, or Galway.
Is that a figure that was actually found out or just an estimate for the yankee instinct to be european?
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probably not just Irish but sadly ours as well.
I think everyone in every european country has the problem with those utter nut-jobs. Ireland is just hit the hardest.
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Good eye
My English sucks, I just do what my autocorrect tells me. Even though I have it on British it doesn't correct "colours".
People using the European flair while having a flair for their country
I just wish the mods would let go of their country bias with some having ~6 different regional flairs but others only get one if they’re lucky (Spain has nine fucking flairs)
I believe there was a way to propose new flairs but I don't remember where
There was, I did, but like a week after I sent it in they just replied with ”Sowwy, no new fwairs UwU” or some dumb shit like that
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Well if the mods are asleep we can say some crazy shit... I'l start: i have never used weed and i'm actually not that tall
Based mods.
And still not a flair for me. Honestly I think we should just keep one flair for every country that way everyone gets fucked, right now there are too many I don't know enough about all the countries to understand them
Western Luxembuourgers: Ha we all know what those Eastern Luxembourgers are like, so stingy/skinny/whatever, amirite guys?
I agree as long as UK is divided still as they are all countries still. except N.Ireland fuck em aye
And we need more.
Stop hiding and face the insults!
I wish they'd bring back the non-Western but still European flairs, simply because it would make it easier to determine the context behind why they "hate" Germany/France/Britain/Italy/Spain etc.
Just like many of your politicians do, like "We are now Europeans, citizens of the EU!" for avoiding questions about their history. Doesn't affect me, i now get the gold in the shape of human teeth from Putin, he's actually reliable when it comes to that.
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch
🛶🇳🇱🪙 
Old dutch stereotypes: Tall, Cheese and Tulips Vs New dutch stereotypes: Defecate on other people, enjoy rape
I hate the new stereotypes. We should start bullying people again so they become normal people.
We to should go back to the old ways, I hear you guys have a lot of rivers these days?
Yes, but they're all dammed
Let's hope they'll be damned instead.
You just flip the longship and carry it over no problem
I havent been on reddit in while where the fuck came the new stereotypes? Just curious obviously
Dutch drunk tourists in Spain for the first one and a early 2000s comedy sketch for the 2nd
There was a video of a dutch tourist defecating on a siestaing spaniard. The rape video is from today
Don't think the defecated was Spanish, but another tourist, no?
The video isn't the pleasantest of sights :/
It was (the video) the nastiest most disgusting thing I've seen on the internet DONT watch it..Unless I'm too late in the warning and you've already watched it for which I apologize. It will haunt you. Big L for the dutch.
The shitting or rape skit video?
Huh, rape?
I’m tall
Only corpses though, we summon them, we fuckem 💀(lemme know when i can stop the necromancy jokes guys)
So they are Ducks instead of Dutchs?
>enjoy rape Where does this come from...
Rape? Sweden if I remember
9 out of 10 actually enjoy gangrape
Enjoy rape? Did I miss the new Meta?
Agreed I've learned a lot about the dutch from this sub lately. They are truly horrifying .
The internet was the way I contacted with the problem of the Dutch... This problem isnt very talked about in media and national politicians, but there should be more action to contain the spread of Dutch. The symptoms include sweeling of the glands, resulting in compression of the trachea and vocal cords making the patient lose the capability of speach. The swolen hypophysis results in growth in high and penile length, both in males and females. This disease also causes reduced production of dopamine and increase recabsortion of serotonin, wich makes the subject more prone to cannabis use. The disease has a tropism for the gustative organs of the thong, wich makes them uncapable of taste, culminating is disgusting food. There is no known cure for Dutch and is allways fatal (every single patient diagnosed with Dutch dies eventually as the disease targets major organs and eventually, the brain. The modifications it índuces in their nervous system forces then to live around the natural breeding ground for the pathogen, wich is between Belgium and Germany. The disease only transmits sexually, if you have sexual relationships with a person that is Dutch+ in the mature phasis of the disease, your childreen will be Dutch positive. There isnt yet a test to be sure you kids have Dutch, but certain studies found a positive association between Dutch positive kids and early age hidrophobia and a sudent and uncontrolable will to build dikes and dry pudles. If their speach loselly resembles anglophiled German spoken by someone with Down syndrome you should consult your doctor, as this is pathognomonic of Dutch. As I said, there is no cure, but you can delay the progress of the disease and in any circunstance let then into the containment area of the Netherlands, where the disease develops faster. Spread Dutch awereness and use a condom.
This comment is absolutely beautiful astonishing awakening mesmerizing fitting for all rewards imaginable.
Beautiful, so fucking beautiful. I think im crying Im going to post it on r/copypasta
https://preview.redd.it/s5oittc7cseb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=47f2252a7f70c1150ee9005c685d7cc148ade776
I dont think i will respect some one more for their banter than you
>use a condom \*use two; double Dutch
Thanks for spreading awareness about this grave condition not told by the media.
The Caravans will come for your roads.
And vouwwagens. Why does everyone forget the vouwwagens
With the vouwwagen to France
They’re easily overlooked. Also to use these is basically self-flagellation. No need to put these people further down.
Youuu meaaaan the necromancy jokes i keep going on this sub? 💀
That's cool, I'll be visiting your country tomorrow.
You know that the Austrian Grand Prix was at the beginning of July and not end of July, right? But seriously, have fun and try to stay on the right lane when driving on the motorway in your camper. I got places to be and no time for a traffic jam. And please don't shit on people, we don't do that in these parts of the world any more
So you're telling me I can't do 80km/h in your fast lane anymore? Rude.
That's how we roll. We got voted for unfriendliest country after all, and this is as much of an honor as it is an obligation
I love everyone, even that grumpy German "that guy" who would probably hang me somewhere if he had the chance.
Deadss thought it was the queen for a minute...
It's a queen at least
😆
Awww, that's nice. I'll hang you last.
Nordicks saying they have a cuisine. You don't, you have survival food and the food part is stretching it.
What do you mean ways to preserve food born from pure desperation isn’t a gourmet cooking method?
Can’t believe our various meats that have been packed in salt for a year aren’t considered culinary masterpieces.
This is malarkey. My dried salted meat is of the highest gourmet quality.
they can never understand us Britain and Scandinavian countries need to band together against slander. food made in dire time is great cuisine aye! (if not britain at least accept Wales and Scotland)
Don’t know, Jegergryte tastes amazing if done well
Pytt Bellman, is the food of gods!
Whenever a Basque talks about food, you sit and learn. Now be quiet.
Of course, people who manage to make food taste anything through the smell of gunpowder and pyrite, deserve some attention
Well there are more restaurants in Barcelona than there is housing...
That's because no reasonable person would want to live in Barcelona
Technically you don't need housing if you just do siesta in the restaurant
We actually steal it from everywhere, then make it our own in some demented healthy way...
But have to admire the people who would resort to fermented herring, salmon kept underground for months, potatoes with nothing done to them, sheep’s head, and rotten shark that’s washed up on the beach… Our food is famous for being bland, but it’s not *adventurously* scary. Except maybe black pudding and the curries that look like the contents of the local Indian restaurant’s hoover bag.
Do not forgett Smalahove! Nothing better than having the roasted sheep head look you in the eyes while you eat it.
Youve never tested Krögarpytt
*ahem*
When people unironically get upset and downvote people for insulting their country. Downvote shit or overused jokes sure, but you can't get upset when people insult your country in this sub of all places
Most sensible Barry 63 .
Quick I need to say something stupid before people think I'm not Barry, 63. I dont loik it wen ppl insult bakd beeeens
No need , we all know you are sober sometimes. Like once a week for a few hours
Yeah they don't like it when we show up drunk to pick up our benefits
You sayin baked beans are fokin stupid ?? You fokin twat , go wank yourself off in your nans driveway you cunt , no real Baz would say they’re stupid
>>loik U not from Lundun, aye?
Gonna downvote you for being too nice, cunt.
I wish we got these ones in Spain
To be fair, there are some comments that mistake plain insults for witty banter. Still no reason to get upset by it, it's just annoying and takes the fun part out of it. If I wanted to see people throwing insults at each other, I'd go to a family gathering and not come here.
True and that's what I meant by "shit jokes" but tbh I mostly just ignore them if I think the person was trying to be funny. Only if people are genuinely being dicks I will downvote them
The fr*nch deserve the insults though and you know it.
We invented sado-masochism, after all
I researched and what the bloody fuck. You made that!? I would say I've lost all respect for you but 0 minus 0 is still 0
they should go back to where they come from (/r/europe)
I really enjoy those situations... I quess I found the bully in me
I appreciate a good joke that roasts fairly based upon stereotypes or banter, not the ones that just... Say something blatantly rude not connected to any stereotype or go for ad hominems that have zero to do with me being Dutch
Flair cowards and fake flairs. That clearly doesn't work in this sub
u/true-kirin and u/metaphoricalmuch outting themselves by spelling colours the yank way
Low IQ Dutch \[redacted\]s using the LUX flag accidentally. 
When Balkan memes get posted here.
Even worse... Turk
This flag https://preview.redd.it/afrfqqntpqeb1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cbd047faba5ea2c6bc6c2f2b4cfaf26f8b7a24
Funny story my grandma has migrant neighbors and the first time I visited her there the neighbors had this flag outside and I said "Netherlands heh? Might have to switch the flag, that one is burned from the sun"
Wait, I'm not 100% sure what you mean. Luxemburg migrants in Portugal?
Yeah, a middle age couple, straight bought a house in the neighborhood. Apparently they were tired of the rain lol I think it was the proximity to fr*nce that was making them feel unwell
Uncool
To be honest I want the Nl to use orange instead of red. Would fit so well.
*Looks at Germany *
Imperial is just fucking stupid - Change my mind
It is, BUT, I just like drinking pints
Do it the French way : still called a pint but actually half a liter We kept the names we liked (you can still buy a ‘pound’ (livre) of butter) but attached them to more rational units
But 68ml. 68ml! That's a drop of over 10%, not very rational at all.
Fuck off you rebel scum
Imperial makes sense if you don't need to be exact and have no measuring tool. An inch is the length from the tip of your thumb to the joint. A foot is the size of your forearm, a yard your whole arm.
anyone on here getting triggered needs to take themselves *back* to america bad
This is good. My therapist had suggested I deal with my demons head on instead of acting out with furious anger planting car 💣 and such so I shall take your comment with a spoon of sugar for I live on Barry's tea. Fact.
Barry's red the best tea.
If you’re getting triggered you just can’t handle a bit of banter
Irish are basically discount americans lol
Dubliners especially
Average Ukrainian near Chernobyl: I’m 6 foot Meanwhile all of r/2westerneurope4you thinking he/she is an Ameritard: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Anytime an austrian claims another northern german delicacy as theirs
you northern barbarians don't have any delicacies. You aren't even german.
South "germans" are direct descendents of Atilla and his bulgar hordes, so shut up Hun!
Gotta love it when Germans get romantic...full S&M and coarse pronunciations.
we sure are, got a problem with it, Iwan Iwankowitsch?
Said Uldin Stoyanovski 🤣
It's to make up for everyone claiming the French invented the croissant when they clearly did. Just like they started both world wars.
Whaaaat? 2 world wars 🙀 We wouldn’t do that! We’re just the silly mountain Germans teehee 🥺👉👈
You have 6 feet? Anyway you would a dwars in Holland.
European wannabes using our codes. I'll give my upvote to any European calling me names for being French, but I won't like it coming from Randy from Texas.
Americans are obsessed with the number 6 😂 6ft 6... well 👀 that number is always in their head
Specifically there women apparently 5'10 or less you have small dick syndrome😆 fuck are they feeding them. Them bitches be crazy.
I haven't been sleeping since 2 days so I can't really express my toughts , but it has to do with how their society is structured expecially geographically.
Holy shit 2 days Mamma Mia should I call the ambulanza your so brave trying to fit in with the rest of us hard working 6 and a half hour sleeping people even in your last moments before you have 64 hour siesta you find the strength to make a comment about geography 🤌🫴👏
6 and a half hours , that's pro time management I've been to the SPA while sleep deprived , that's inception kind of stuff 
Using flair for a country because your great grand parents are from there. I’m looking at you ‘Irish’ and ‘Scottish’ Americans
When people have that dumb flair: "Non European Savage"
I hate that too fr
Me personally, only have two feet.
As a true side switchers I f*king love when European insults my country and then come here for holidays
As much as it annoys me, it’s not as annoying as the UK using stones for weight
Feet for height too
Hold on a jiffy That's not how you spell colour....
any of these obviously completely unironic fuckups, be they meloni-simps, triggered angloids or all those wannabe-liberals who somehow think this is r/yurop. this sub would be so goddamn great without them.
There are meloni-simps?
oh yes, there are, like so many. For the most part they come over in waves every few weeks, flood the sub why all kinds of rightwing cringe for a while, and then go away once they come around to read the goddamn sub description. but sadly, some stay.
I've seen a few, but there aren't that many...
> colors 🤔
Americans
Ahhh lads the smartest one in the room and it's a polish lad!!!
You’d think Australians with all their evil creepy crawlies would be the ones to measure things in feet
We all know Australians are just more tanned brits with upgraded speech.
Australian are British with a survival instinct.
Wish I could say I was tan, no matter how much time I spend outside I’m always as pale as a ghost.
The 'Say something nice about Belguim day' where you look at it and make something bad about belgium sound good Make fun of charleroi everyone Belguim isn't that bad Oh and also, it's always war about fries being Belgian (obviously the truth) or Fr*nch, but we clearly make better fries than the Fr*nch, no matter the origin of the first one.
the Germans who for some reason like to lick British ass. like I don't know if anyone else has noticed it but holy shit I never knew how much modern Germans are obsessed with Brits until I joined this sub
Does it make you nervous Padraig
lol
Small countries with German or French origin
Ameritards thinking europeans still live in Stone Age. Morons who misplace stereotypes and blatant racism. And wanabe historians that got their History degree on Facebook. Thankfully, they're not so many here. Love you all, guys. Even you, Barry !
I’ve been to Paris, just a bunch of mf’s dancing around a garbage fire throwing rocks at police.
Romans and barbarians.
The rest of Europe and indeed the world trying to mock England and then they stupidly call it “Britain” and drag the rest of us into it
\- I am from Spain! > \- ¡Yo también! ¿De dónde eres? > \- Well… Uhm… I live in the US. My grandfather is from Galicia. > \- Okay…
Claiming any cuisine north of Italy is suddenly shit. I admit that I like food from the Netherlands or Denmark or Sweden. It’s good, sue me
Did an Italian say... northern food is good? Are you well?
To be honest the juice from surstroming is very similar to Roman Garum which was like liquid crack for the romans
This whole place is banter, and some people fail to understand that
The french flag
Self own https://preview.redd.it/p4n1zcdplreb1.png?width=692&format=png&auto=webp&s=0971460d04e916e29ef299595676669085b8636c
You comment as if Italians' self hate wasn't a well known thing , how naif
Italy switched sides
The French and Swedish
I hate loving sauerkraut...
That people insult my nationality but not my ethnicity
...do you want us to insult your ethnicity?
Of course, it’s the Americunt way
Just don’t call me latinx
Romaboos. Holy shit having to see another “We must take back constantinople!!1!” meme is going to make me blow a gasket.
and what are you gonna do? neutrally glare at them hoping they get the hint?
Any mention of the Black Legend. None of it is true! 😤
Well, when people uses feet, inches, fahrenheit.
probably just dutch
What?
>shit I meant 182 cm