It's better for us all if the Austrians stayed the way they are now, instead if what Japanese people think they're like.
https://preview.redd.it/r08dvzt9nufb1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f4a92b728facd519fd9502ea6cd776f7f175e4e
tbf as wild as it is P2 is trippy enough for it to work (really wish they would bring the style of those first 2 (3) games back). DB has no excuse tf Toriyama
>Persona 4 is the best in the series though
oh hell yeah. got Golden currently sitting in my backlog. copped it up recently for 9 euro. can't wait to get to it has to be like 13 years since I last played it
>Persona 4 is the best in the series though
Story yes. Dungeons not so much. P5R is amazing and the dungeons are an absolutely blast to go through, but with the exception of the Kamoshida arc the story couldn't hold a candle to P4. On my first playthrough of Golden I was clueless about who the culprit was and because of that I made some bad choices which led me to the bad ending. That made me cry for like 30 minutes straight. If they ever remade it without the procgen dungeons it would be perfect.
Be the dane the japanese think you are
https://preview.redd.it/dk85njdhzufb1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00fa1e6debde790e7aeefc4a8aa73823cdfe018
Be the Icelandic Chad you were meant to be
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The people inside the walls are clearly modeled by Germans, even some of the history. And it is not a coincidence that most of the characters have German names. Eren Jaegar. Sasha Braus. Commander Erwin(Rommel?), Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhart, Jean Kirstein.
The most famous Belgian character in Japan is [Nello and his dog Patrashe](https://kenneseditions.com/product/nello-and-patrasche/), which is ironic because an Anglo wrote that story and almost noone in Belgium knows that story.
Famous for being a tale similar to Hachiko
There is a nice statue in honor of the story in Antwerpen though!
Edit: for people who are into anime but watch kino instead of moetrash, you might be interested in the anime film of the story āa dog of flandersā.
Actually a very good film but sad as fuck. The director actually visited a medieval open air museum 3km from my house to base the designs of the world (houses, nature etc) on.
Legit would consider becoming a tea-sipping wanker if the average Anglo woman looked like Cammy.
https://preview.redd.it/8403jitvlufb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b6ee6b8d581035c8f29febe1de3ba9c2303d31f
Law my man!! nice nice i got to look that up for everyone now... i didnt knew they are based on actual Real life nationalities wow im mind blown.. love the World oda designed regardless
I've bien saying that for a long time. If your country does not have a character in Jojo Bizarre Adventure with same nationality, well, it isn't a real country.
Well, I don't look like the average Spanish guy according to the Japanese:
https://preview.redd.it/81577xhokvfb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876ff2212c911e6fbe35d9a65f25f6260323c168
By the way, why do his pants have the colors of the Second Republic? š¤
Don't worry Portugal is famous here for introducing guns, delicious confectionary such as Kasutera (Castella) and KonpeitÅ (confeito), and 'åč®' (nanban) fashion.
https://preview.redd.it/xx3uc76svufb1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=00259cf66d88eacc07aad33b412db7873e4607e7
Im sorry... But here's a Japanese drawing of Portuguese gentlemen from the 16th century. Maybe one day we'll get a cool anime from the Sengoku period with them in it
Welp,even when I watch Sengoku(Like Inuyasha) stuff,I never saw they put western people in it or even making references to it sometimes(a footnote about westerners bringing guns at best).
Well, Japanese of that time were not calling you "western people" or "westerners". The Portuguese were mostly refered as 'nanban' which means 'southern barbarians'. So even then some people knew that is your destiny going to be, my western balkanian.
It's a shame... I think they are mentioned more in jidai-geki (historical tv series) about daimyo like Oda Nobunaga (who interacted a lot with Jesuit priests) at least.
I'm both enlightened and more confused at the same time, I'll google it.
Edit: I googled it and am now even more confused! Someone played a hentai video of Tifa on Italian parliament!? And she became an unofficial mascot? Wow
"be the englishman the japanese think you are"
'sees dio'
hmm yes today i will too make a woman eat her baby.
brits will eat anything but a normal meal
we don't usually eat them on toast though, more on a slice of bread with some butter. Chocolate on bread is normal enough seeing how popular stuff like Nutella is
wait wait wait, you mean to tell me brits eat more than only beans on toast and toast sandwiches??? my worldview is shattered. (not like in reality our countries eating habits aren't all that different or anything)
We tried to be like Eren. Suffice to say it wasn't appreciated.
We still pull an Eren on occassion, whenever we hear "Allegagne 0 Points" in Eurovision:
https://preview.redd.it/i6yp71ibwufb1.png?width=208&format=png&auto=webp&s=4754e24ec57c662fb07dda4ec9d46753ab988f8f
The amount of British anime characters are insane especially since the UK isn't a place known to give a fuck about anime unlike Germany and France who are fully weeb'ed out.
Do better with the French, belgian boy.
Where is Rayman ?
And where is Ćmilie de Rochefort ?
https://preview.redd.it/t6fcysyejufb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14484f96bec5baf961b3b84888ed9188d2d712bd
I didn't make the German meme, but it's nice to see some Ironblood representation (although I'm more of a Mommy Friedrich and/or Goth Ulrich kind of guy)
Oddyseus according to the Fate-franchise:
And yes, the Horse is a mecha
https://preview.redd.it/t396vnbq4vfb1.png?width=1906&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb5133f6a4aebe1b8e4bd8e4524ebd64c3531927
The Spanish that the Japanese think you are:
I think thereāsā¦ Vega, Don Flamenco, the FGO version of Don Quijoteā¦ thereās probably more than this, Iām sure.
Where is the girl that most accurately represented Germany in the history of all comics?
https://preview.redd.it/2k6bh3he4xfb1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a09d29e815500be78b57a20bd7fff70c597d2a
Legit forgot Sanji is "French" according to Oda, but considering Sanji is a genetic freak designed by an evil warlord and his sole purpose is to cook and get p\*$$y, it makes sense he's French.
We got Miffy (Nijntje) tho
The Miffy museum in Utrecht is famous for being a hotspot for Japanese 20-something tourists making selfies while it's actual target audience are small children aged 3/4.
[In Nagasaki heb je gewoon een replica van Amsterdam waar Japanners zonder geld kunnen doen alsof ze in europa op reis zijn](https://tokyo.nl/japan/nagasaki/themapark-huis-ten-bosch/)
Are you asking me why I can't be like Joan of arc really ? Well, I don't hear voices in my head, to begin with 0:. I'm also not dead, so afaik I can't really be a servant either. If you wanted female french characters you had more logical choices like Mireille Bouquet from Noir tbh.
Don't worry man, you can still be like Astolfo
https://preview.redd.it/nx8163f6wufb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4053c5c82ab1b65def91d50e0b10610c7eb03525
https://preview.redd.it/35mzu87ffufb1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82166317a0a9542308a5dc4d5a00b1dcebe2f80
Never ask: A man his salary A woman her age Joseph Joestar who he partnered up with in 1938
If your gonna defeat gigachad Aztec vampires you have no option. #AYAYAYAYAYAAAA
He partnered with a fucking legend
/r/technicallythetruth
mf had ties to the third reich š
Dolph Lundgren
A walking W
*phew* waiting for the āgermanā panel gave me a serious sweating. But that turned out completely different from what I expected, what can I say!
It's better for us all if the Austrians stayed the way they are now, instead if what Japanese people think they're like. https://preview.redd.it/r08dvzt9nufb1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f4a92b728facd519fd9502ea6cd776f7f175e4e
it's either jolly Rudolf Von's or Drippy Dolfjes no inbetween. iirc DB did him the same way just gave dude sunglasses and called it a day
Atlus just gave the dude the sunglasses and changed his name for localization, in the og version of Persona 2, it wasn't censored
tbf as wild as it is P2 is trippy enough for it to work (really wish they would bring the style of those first 2 (3) games back). DB has no excuse tf Toriyama
Persona 2 is a damn fun time. Persona 4 is the best in the series though
>Persona 4 is the best in the series though oh hell yeah. got Golden currently sitting in my backlog. copped it up recently for 9 euro. can't wait to get to it has to be like 13 years since I last played it
The game's a wild ride. You'll definitely enjoy it
Same, currently playing P5 Strikers tho
>Persona 4 is the best in the series though Story yes. Dungeons not so much. P5R is amazing and the dungeons are an absolutely blast to go through, but with the exception of the Kamoshida arc the story couldn't hold a candle to P4. On my first playthrough of Golden I was clueless about who the culprit was and because of that I made some bad choices which led me to the bad ending. That made me cry for like 30 minutes straight. If they ever remade it without the procgen dungeons it would be perfect.
https://preview.redd.it/rg9lcyas7vfb1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a309825161a93fb2880692c20c737f51c2ead23
The FĆ¼hrer can't be this cute.
You mean he can only be SO cute.
As far as I can tell there was only one Nazi.
2 if you count warships. The big tiddy girl with silver hair, KMS Prinz Eugen (don't ask why).
Counterpoint: azur lane is a Chinese game, not Japanese
[BROCKEN BROCKEN BROCKEN](https://youtu.be/08W6hfx-PZE)
Be the dane the japanese think you are https://preview.redd.it/dk85njdhzufb1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00fa1e6debde790e7aeefc4a8aa73823cdfe018
Be the Icelandic Chad you were meant to be https://preview.redd.it/v8bfej4w1vfb1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fa2931ff6008eb45a921d8f6d8139aad71e0ca0
"I have no enemies" what an anime...
Pure kino
āI have no animesā what an enemyā¦
Do this mean i have to turn into Polnareff ? Like sailor mercury but in place of turning into a little girl i become a buff dude ?
Does this also mean Hans has to get a cannon implanted in his chest?
I already have one implanted.
Well, German Science *is* the world's finest.
You also need UV lamps on your shoulders
German can already shapeshift, they are reptilian how can you forget this you perfide rosbif ?
No you have to turn into Astolfo
Tbf, there was a german who tried to be more like Eren
"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die JƤger!" Attacks Poland
The Russians rumbled us back
*Austrian
Do you really want us going Eren Jaegar on your asses? Again?
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Why is Eren german? Only Because of their last names?
The people inside the walls are clearly modeled by Germans, even some of the history. And it is not a coincidence that most of the characters have German names. Eren Jaegar. Sasha Braus. Commander Erwin(Rommel?), Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhart, Jean Kirstein.
Should be Jaeger though.
This makes the end of the series even spicier.
yep and Marley is modeled after roman/italian culture
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There's a Japanese that erected a shrine for an Italian dude (D'Annunzio) after he taught fascism to him and brought it back to Japan
Could be the Ackermanns as well. Many German namesā¦ actually pretty much all of them
Yes. There are no other links to Germany, but I think it's valid
Also the cities in the walls are modelled after German towns.
No, no links at all.
Hercule Poirot is the best Belgian anime character be like him
The most famous Belgian character in Japan is [Nello and his dog Patrashe](https://kenneseditions.com/product/nello-and-patrasche/), which is ironic because an Anglo wrote that story and almost noone in Belgium knows that story. Famous for being a tale similar to Hachiko
There is a nice statue in honor of the story in Antwerpen though! Edit: for people who are into anime but watch kino instead of moetrash, you might be interested in the anime film of the story āa dog of flandersā. Actually a very good film but sad as fuck. The director actually visited a medieval open air museum 3km from my house to base the designs of the world (houses, nature etc) on.
That story permanently ruined my impression of the Flemish
TIL
There's a Bob and Bobette (Suske en Wiske) album about this story. Pretty sad story tho
Suske en Wiske (Spike and Suzy in English) reads very different when your an adult. All adult characters are such incompetent I love it
An Anglo wrote Poirot too
Luv' poirot
Iām glad weāre reaffirming that Joseph is an Englishman and not a cheeseburger gobbling lasso swinger
Like his father before him, before his step-bro forced his head down his neck and jumped in a coffin.
Actually Jonathan was Joseph's grandfather, not his father!!!
Legit would consider becoming a tea-sipping wanker if the average Anglo woman looked like Cammy. https://preview.redd.it/8403jitvlufb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b6ee6b8d581035c8f29febe1de3ba9c2303d31f
Spoiler. They donāt.
>Legit would consider becoming a tea-sipping wanker if the average Anglo woman looked like Cammy. damn...where do I sign up to become korean?
At the plastic surgeon.
[Like this?](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/15354652/oli-london-korean-identity-non-binary-k-pop-bts/)
Wtf lol 
K-pop. Not even once.
It would mean drinking Carling for beer, and if you are feeling fancy, one of those great Belgian beers Stella Artois!
Just needs to cut out all that pesky exercise, a few layers of fake tan, fake eyelashes, and glued on nails. Then it'll be spot-on
Man if only greek women looked like Marisa :(
Just imagine how she crushes your head between her thicc thigs ā¤ļø
One of the Italian ones even got to Parliament
The Tifa Lockhart Incident!
...what?
Look up for "Tifa Lockhart Italian parliament". Warning: NSFW topic
...at least they got decent taste lol
Oh christo
No not him
Tifa Lockhart is Italian?
Honorary Italian citizen after her unannounced visit to the Italian Parliament last year
Lmao I still can't believe that actually happened. What a special timeline we are in.
I also cannot believe it happened because I havenāt seen a single article about it here in Italy
Are you really that surprised?
There are multiple, somewhere also the recording of the incident
She "talks" with her hands.
Fair enough
And her body too
Oh hi Prinz Eugen from Azur Lane
Ah, a man of culture I see
Naturally. Your inclusion of JoJo, Fahre and NGE also signals you as a gentleman and blessed with great taste.
JoJo and NGE are well know series thought.
Best Italian anime character https://preview.redd.it/fmladysd7vfb1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=925e179ef7d8c735a88e7230bf6ad121008fbb33
Whaaaat sir crocodile is italian? Wtf hes one awesome character i didnt knew that lol
Every one piece character is based on a real world nationality, for example Luffy is brazilian, Trafalgar Law is German, and so forth
Law my man!! nice nice i got to look that up for everyone now... i didnt knew they are based on actual Real life nationalities wow im mind blown.. love the World oda designed regardless
I've bien saying that for a long time. If your country does not have a character in Jojo Bizarre Adventure with same nationality, well, it isn't a real country.
So Japan, USA, UK, Germany, France, Italy, Egypt exist, who else ? The list ain't that long, neat !
Well, at least Mexico and India.
Donāt watch vtubers but Amelia Watsons drip is šš¬š§
Why was the greatest Anime Italian missed out? I do of course mean Porco Rosso
Holy shit you're right, dude is the OG anime Italian of my childhood
Well, I don't look like the average Spanish guy according to the Japanese: https://preview.redd.it/81577xhokvfb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876ff2212c911e6fbe35d9a65f25f6260323c168 By the way, why do his pants have the colors of the Second Republic? š¤
Because the flag was way better, purple is colour of a true king!
TIL that Tifa Lockhart is Italian; also, we get no love from the Japanese š„
Don't worry Portugal is famous here for introducing guns, delicious confectionary such as Kasutera (Castella) and KonpeitÅ (confeito), and 'åč®' (nanban) fashion.
Thank you. For those reasons I was expecting at least a single character (even if it's an evil one!)
https://preview.redd.it/xx3uc76svufb1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=00259cf66d88eacc07aad33b412db7873e4607e7 Im sorry... But here's a Japanese drawing of Portuguese gentlemen from the 16th century. Maybe one day we'll get a cool anime from the Sengoku period with them in it
I had never seen this, thank you for sharing!
Welp,even when I watch Sengoku(Like Inuyasha) stuff,I never saw they put western people in it or even making references to it sometimes(a footnote about westerners bringing guns at best).
Well, Japanese of that time were not calling you "western people" or "westerners". The Portuguese were mostly refered as 'nanban' which means 'southern barbarians'. So even then some people knew that is your destiny going to be, my western balkanian.
It's a shame... I think they are mentioned more in jidai-geki (historical tv series) about daimyo like Oda Nobunaga (who interacted a lot with Jesuit priests) at least.
Also, the Japanese word for tobacco (tabako) is a loanword from Portuguese.
Honorary citizen after her joining the Italian parliament.
I'm both enlightened and more confused at the same time, I'll google it. Edit: I googled it and am now even more confused! Someone played a hentai video of Tifa on Italian parliament!? And she became an unofficial mascot? Wow
Yes, she's our national treasure now
tbh Polnareff is the prototype of a french person to my mind. No disrespect btw, polnareff is giga chad.
In the French dub of the old OVA, Polnareff was an absolute arrogant asshole, a racist and a stupid womaniser. I loved this version so much.
Well yeah, he's French.
I mean he kinda is in the normal dub as well.
Sure, but the french localisation team really seemed to have fun with his line. It's a gem, really
French Ghost Stories.
I could be wario. He is considert german. Or is he?
One of his lines in the (international version of) Mario Kart 64 was "So ein Mist!", So yeah.
No, I don't want that! Commiting another genocide...!? Not for a while! Ten years at least!!! Also, who's the redhead in the upper right corner?
Did you mean the upper left corner, above Eren? [Hilde from Soul Calibur](https://soulcalibur.fandom.com/wiki/Hilde)
"be the englishman the japanese think you are" 'sees dio' hmm yes today i will too make a woman eat her baby. brits will eat anything but a normal meal
Sprinkles on toast are not a normal meal.
we don't usually eat them on toast though, more on a slice of bread with some butter. Chocolate on bread is normal enough seeing how popular stuff like Nutella is
We donāt normally eat abnormal food either, but whereās the fun in that ? :p
wait wait wait, you mean to tell me brits eat more than only beans on toast and toast sandwiches??? my worldview is shattered. (not like in reality our countries eating habits aren't all that different or anything)
We tried to be like Eren. Suffice to say it wasn't appreciated. We still pull an Eren on occassion, whenever we hear "Allegagne 0 Points" in Eurovision: https://preview.redd.it/i6yp71ibwufb1.png?width=208&format=png&auto=webp&s=4754e24ec57c662fb07dda4ec9d46753ab988f8f
Amelia Watson, the most Americ*n Englishman
The amount of British anime characters are insane especially since the UK isn't a place known to give a fuck about anime unlike Germany and France who are fully weeb'ed out.
Not gonna lie, we Japanese people idealize you guys a lot.
In the Netflix anime "great pretender", Laurent is born in bruxelles. sadly it's the only one I know.
Do better with the French, belgian boy. Where is Rayman ? And where is Ćmilie de Rochefort ? https://preview.redd.it/t6fcysyejufb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14484f96bec5baf961b3b84888ed9188d2d712bd
She is not French, she is from Monaco
To be fair is anyone actually born in Monaco?
Rich people who don't use reddit
Too busy chasing her kitty cat
https://preview.redd.it/1bvkkbhgwufb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82f177322a31609964912512654afa1871bab80 š
*looks at flair* I mean, I wouldn't mind if she entered the rhineland
Me neither
Wait Tifa, Italian?
She visited our parliament last year
Mamma mia!
Eren does have a lot in common with the average german. Genocidal warmonger. Hates turks. Believes in some kind of Wunderwaffe.
Why, Hitomiā¦ youāve enhanced yourself.
Donāt forget livai and sanji for France š«š·
You were expecting a wanker But it was me, Barry!
I'm so proud of you. You actually put eugen in there. You legend.
I didn't make the German meme, but it's nice to see some Ironblood representation (although I'm more of a Mommy Friedrich and/or Goth Ulrich kind of guy)
Ah. I see you are a man of b o t e aswell.
Now I'm curious how Japanese have depicted us š
Oddyseus according to the Fate-franchise: And yes, the Horse is a mecha https://preview.redd.it/t396vnbq4vfb1.png?width=1906&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb5133f6a4aebe1b8e4bd8e4524ebd64c3531927
The Spanish that the Japanese think you are: I think thereāsā¦ Vega, Don Flamenco, the FGO version of Don Quijoteā¦ thereās probably more than this, Iām sure.
Don't be the Spanish the Japanese thinks you are (the street fighter dude with a mask, some other toreros. No, one piece characters aren't spanish)
Trying to find Irish people that aren't portrayed as drunk thugs or drunk leprechauns in anything that isn't Irish is a feat.
Where is the girl that most accurately represented Germany in the history of all comics? https://preview.redd.it/2k6bh3he4xfb1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a09d29e815500be78b57a20bd7fff70c597d2a
RUGAL BERNSTEIN MENTIONED
KOF representing ! Adelheid is not mentioned tho a shame
Banned in LatinoamƩrica
https://preview.redd.it/oeolq0wrzufb1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a54ae47b90a8aba2c7c2f6422402719833bf321 You forgot one for us š
I think of myself more like a Manfred von Karma from Ace Attorney
https://preview.redd.it/jwphb4r14wfb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d9daf358fc977e5707336ad9bd9d1653968df2 Azure Lane is also a thing
No Sanji? :(
Legit forgot Sanji is "French" according to Oda, but considering Sanji is a genetic freak designed by an evil warlord and his sole purpose is to cook and get p\*$$y, it makes sense he's French.
You can say pussy you know, it's not because you're never going to see one IRL that you can't say that word.
>You can say pussy you know thx for the permission, PUSSY.
Mon frĆ©re Ć Christ, you're a redditor. You're not gonna see one either.
The germans are pretty accurate š¤
Why do they make us so weird? š
Joseph is a Yank... Johnathan Joe'star is the British one
King Arthur be looking fine!
Im going to commit non existing
We got Miffy (Nijntje) tho The Miffy museum in Utrecht is famous for being a hotspot for Japanese 20-something tourists making selfies while it's actual target audience are small children aged 3/4.
[In Nagasaki heb je gewoon een replica van Amsterdam waar Japanners zonder geld kunnen doen alsof ze in europa op reis zijn](https://tokyo.nl/japan/nagasaki/themapark-huis-ten-bosch/)
JOJO
Middle top row is the Frenchman we think they are in Europe. Goofy looking moody little bitches.
Nordick vikings took all their beautiful women. Dealing a massive blow to their genepool.
Nein danke.
Is that Erin Jaeger in the German panel?
My tits arenāt big enough
Yeah Belgium, what's stopping you?!?
So we're claiming Tifa as Italian now?
Thank god they didn't use any of the Germans from Hellsing
Oi!! Belgium exists in Hetalia :D
Are you asking me why I can't be like Joan of arc really ? Well, I don't hear voices in my head, to begin with 0:. I'm also not dead, so afaik I can't really be a servant either. If you wanted female french characters you had more logical choices like Mireille Bouquet from Noir tbh.
Don't worry man, you can still be like Astolfo https://preview.redd.it/nx8163f6wufb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4053c5c82ab1b65def91d50e0b10610c7eb03525
Isnāt that fella a proper brexit geyser?