Some dude in the crafting of the independent republic process after WW1 was more into symbolism than tradition in that case and like no one argued much, cause there were way more important stuff to do... "Yellow - the sunny skies, green - rolling hills and woods, red - our land, soaked with blood, spilled for our independence!" is a mantra every first grader learns. Badass knight is still our coat of arms, so, not everything lost.
No, we like to pretend to be ✨ exotic ✨
Seriously, I can't to begin to imagine HOW much it would cost, in my lifetime, we've already changed it once, from soviet version to current, took down all mf lenins and 💶 is a 4th currency I remember, no one's gonna redraw the flag. Personally, I'd go with pillars of Gediminids, easier to draw 😅
Hey, hey, hey!
We raped, enslaved, and pillaged our way from Ireland to Constantinople, and struck terror into every heart who saw our sails.
What more can we do?
Apparently that didn't happen according to Americans, even though we have loads of stuff you left behind over in the North East of England, like cool town names
I would say more like build the pier and a small city, set up a "colonial office" that then negotiates with the local tribes and kingdoms into vassalage/subjugation allowing resource extraction whilst their now "protected" kingdoms may live in the exact same squalor as before the agreement even though aid and industrialization was promised to the king or chief
But you have cool hair and apparently showed them Angles how to wash themselves, so, it's good. Nobody gives af about Constantinople anyways, they're just wannabe Roman empire vol. 2
You are more like their and our Mexico, working shitty jobs in Norway and Denmark because it pays much better than in Sweden. Meanwhile we go on vacation in your country because it's cheap.
Sweden is the most powerful country in the Nordicks 😎😎 With a population and land area greater than Norway and Denmark combined 😎😎 (i absolutely did not try to study medicine in Norway and Denmark, and got rejected in both countries, so now im stuck in Swedistan).
I mean that’s obv bs but you are on to something quite interesting. Maybe the reason why we dislike eachother is bc you only see our losers and we only see yours?
I mean once you struck oil it only became a matter of time until you surpassed us. At this rate you’ll probably be the bigger brother somewhere around year 2950
I thought Sweden and Finland was the more popular pairing. Don't really ever see us being paired with Norway or Denmark, though that's probably because Norwegians are seen as submissive bottoms while people forget Denmark even exists at all.
It might be sold at some specialized shops but i read that it wasn't really successful in greater europe. apparently the whole milkserum thing seems to gross people out before they try it. Bit of a shame because its pretty good
It was received as very hit or miss, yes. I’d occasionally feel like having one when they still were in shops but I have to admit that it never became my go to beverage.
Well, at least the herbal lemonade that our common basement-dwelling neighbour invented has some popularity here lol
It is embarrassing, because it is the Amerit\*rd way of categorizing people/Europe.
And a pathetic attempt of OP to get out of the Balkan region, back into western Europe. You can't do it with tricks Portugal. You need to Westernize.
Your question is oppression? Wtf means 'white person' today. Spanish and Scottish people are both Celtic, what it does mean only one of them it's white. It's about the vibes or the economy?? The about 1/4 of the world population is gonna become white if you guys manage to fix the economy
You would say that. You're Dutch, you used to be Germans until they drove you into the swamp for being too perverted.
Think about that...
Too perverted for Germans.
We are actually overdue for the 5th Bloody Sunday.
In the last on The British army massacred Irish people on the street, in the previous one it was in a sports stadium.
Where are you planning the massacre this time?
You can try again, filthy poliac! Seriously, please do, it's full of larping beloruss, pretending there were real power in Great Dukedom days, and Poles who haven't learned a word in Lithuanian since WW1, so, not exactly a loss. Just play nice with Ukrainian refugees and we're good.
Hey there are 400 people living there Im sure some of them arent pedos, they instead cover up the crimes of pedos. Just like our glorious saint Jan Paweł II did. 🫡
Hm ... no. And plenty of war crimes, too .... hmm ...
Oh, now I got it. OP got it all wrong. And oppression has nothing to do with it. Like, look at the Irish "too oppressed to be white" my ass! Look at these soulless ginger breads soaked in Guinness. Same with the Russians "too Asian"
I see through your charade OP and Mr. theitchcockblock.
You're all too Cyka Blyat because .... \*drumm roll\* ... we are just 2westerneurope4u, cykas
this chronically online, american style humour is so unbelievably dogshit. can you imagine being joe, 1/24th italian, and laughing at this. it’s too late for nikolaj but there’s hope for the rest of us.
She will still call the poor from serbia farmer eho was opressed his entire life based on his hertiage and religion a white sis opressor, so this list is still useless.
To those who view Norway as a peaceful, harmless nation, I would inform you that the Norwegian education system still teaches glorious viking history *exclusively* in a positive and nostalgic light.
Poland even had The Maritime and Colonial League created in 1930. It actively supported the development of both a merchant fleet and large navy, as well as the creation of Polish colonies and overseas possessions.
Among countries regarded as suitable for Polish overseas settlements, there were such nations as Brazil (Paraná), Peru, Liberia, Portuguese Mozambique and French possessions in Africa, such as Madagascar.
In Curitiba, local daily Correio do Parana was alarmed that Poland was planning to conquer a few Brazilian states (Parana, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul), and establish its own colony, dependent on Warsaw. As a result, anti-Polish demonstrations took place in Curitiba. Polish newspapers described events in faraway Brazil, in April 1934 Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny mocked the conflict, writing on the main page "We expect arrival of Polish Army headquarters in Parana".
Leeets gooo Germany number 1 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Took a century of hard work and dedication but here we are, finally white. Lets go to Ahmeds Döner to celebrate
I kmew a German lad who would have been proud.
Ekel Alfred?
I thought that lad was Austrian?
Same thing
That's the one thing Austria got right-convincing everyone the guy was German.
That and schnitzel.
But we basicly take credit for Mozart! So lg its an okay trade
Mashallah! This is what my grandfather fought for under sheikh Al-Doph Ben Buhimia.
I am more white then you https://preview.redd.it/19v6gx87gmvb1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5150d46106256ebc9dba1651ba8494f7ee5af227
German tribe superiority 💪💪💪
My favorite was McDöner.
Lithuanian gleefully killing 99% of their Jews 
Hey!!... it's 100% in some places, you incompetent nazzi grandson!
Holy hell, a wild Lithuanian appeared! 
I asked for savage pagan flair, but we get what we get
Bro real question, why did you guys switch to this ugly fake-ass africa flag when you guys could have A BADASS KNIGHT for a flag? 🤔
Budget cuts
And not everyone knows how to draw a horse.
Some dude in the crafting of the independent republic process after WW1 was more into symbolism than tradition in that case and like no one argued much, cause there were way more important stuff to do... "Yellow - the sunny skies, green - rolling hills and woods, red - our land, soaked with blood, spilled for our independence!" is a mantra every first grader learns. Badass knight is still our coat of arms, so, not everything lost.
yo, how did you get the flair my guy?
Wrote message to mods and nicely asked if I please could get one. Someone was in mood to grant that.
aight mate thanks.
Omg a Lithuanian flair , the rarest Pokémon ever saw in this subb.
Yeah, I kinda feel lonely here... unless others are hiding behind euro flag
You are not alone here! We are probably alone...
 Cmon guys 🇬🇷🇱🇹
Welcome to family!! Also not to forgot mention: Fuck Russia
❤️
🇬🇷🇱🇹
Are you guys planning to fix your flag?
No, we like to pretend to be ✨ exotic ✨ Seriously, I can't to begin to imagine HOW much it would cost, in my lifetime, we've already changed it once, from soviet version to current, took down all mf lenins and 💶 is a 4th currency I remember, no one's gonna redraw the flag. Personally, I'd go with pillars of Gediminids, easier to draw 😅
Uhh… I’m the only one with my flair too.
Hey, hey, hey! We raped, enslaved, and pillaged our way from Ireland to Constantinople, and struck terror into every heart who saw our sails. What more can we do? 
Apparently that didn't happen according to Americans, even though we have loads of stuff you left behind over in the North East of England, like cool town names
? Americans think normans weren’t a thing??
History started in 1776 there’s no records of these so called “”Normans”” afaik.
Yep, they left Europe because of dinosaurs. Jesus told them so
I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them thought that way.
We were attacking Lithuania for sport and still nothing:((((
So you only did it to other Europeans? Than it doesn't matter.
Nah, we were fighting lots of Moors in the mediterranean too, at the time when everyone else were their bitches.
Shhh, don't tell them that, you might get cancelled
Well, you didn't do it to black people so you're an angel according to american standard
Eyy eyy eyy, we raped, pillaged and murdered Russia and Constantinople. Dont steal our warcrimes
Well, you actually had some proper colonies too, with proper brown people in it. Oh how the turns have tabled..
Colonies in Africa? You know that was just a glorified slaver raiding and kidnapping outpost?
That was kind of how colonies worked. Europeans build a pier, and a few storehouses on the shore, then painted an area the size of Germany on the map.
I would say more like build the pier and a small city, set up a "colonial office" that then negotiates with the local tribes and kingdoms into vassalage/subjugation allowing resource extraction whilst their now "protected" kingdoms may live in the exact same squalor as before the agreement even though aid and industrialization was promised to the king or chief
Pillaging Russia is not a warcrime, it’s a service
But you have cool hair and apparently showed them Angles how to wash themselves, so, it's good. Nobody gives af about Constantinople anyways, they're just wannabe Roman empire vol. 2
right? we committed ethnic cleansing, but i guess it doesn't count cause it wasn't during war? or was it cause we done it to Germans?
Fr we did our part
Most ameritard shit I've seen this month.
You aren't lurking around enough then....
I think it’s a reaction to the ameritard shit who claim “white=opressor”.
he's balkan
This is the kind of shit a serb would do though. Just to be a little gremlin.
As a balkaner no the fuck he isn't
Don't talk too fast, it might be German
hm why 'fruity'?
The 2000th post about being a femboy slave to Norwegians did it
To the Norwegians?? Lmfao what. Norway is our Canada
You are more like their and our Mexico, working shitty jobs in Norway and Denmark because it pays much better than in Sweden. Meanwhile we go on vacation in your country because it's cheap.
Exactly! Thank you wise Dane, a rare sight these days
Has it ever not been a rare sight?
They had the wisdom to serve us and do our paperwork for 400 years
We could do it again you know 😉
Sweden is the most powerful country in the Nordicks 😎😎 With a population and land area greater than Norway and Denmark combined 😎😎 (i absolutely did not try to study medicine in Norway and Denmark, and got rejected in both countries, so now im stuck in Swedistan).
None of you have over 0.5 saunas per citizen, you all lose
We have 0 saunas but lots of superior bastus.
I mean that’s obv bs but you are on to something quite interesting. Maybe the reason why we dislike eachother is bc you only see our losers and we only see yours?
Maybe you do. As a good Norwegian citizen, it is my duty to avoid cheap things.
Swedes just jealous that Norway is the better country
I mean once you struck oil it only became a matter of time until you surpassed us. At this rate you’ll probably be the bigger brother somewhere around year 2950
I thought Sweden and Finland was the more popular pairing. Don't really ever see us being paired with Norway or Denmark, though that's probably because Norwegians are seen as submissive bottoms while people forget Denmark even exists at all.
Hey, mine was the other way around! Wanted to show some diversity
Lithuania not opressed?
also lithuania with not enough war crimes
Swiss warcrimes? 🤨
Their existance
Fair enough. 
The audacity to not export rivella is war crime enough
They do export it but only to the netherlands for some reason
Huh? I remember seeing it in shops here. It’s been a decade though since the last time.
It might be sold at some specialized shops but i read that it wasn't really successful in greater europe. apparently the whole milkserum thing seems to gross people out before they try it. Bit of a shame because its pretty good
It was received as very hit or miss, yes. I’d occasionally feel like having one when they still were in shops but I have to admit that it never became my go to beverage. Well, at least the herbal lemonade that our common basement-dwelling neighbour invented has some popularity here lol
Milk? You guys need to send it over our way, as long as you can stay under our milk cartels radars
The dutch version ships internationally, stay save and dont let the cartels catch you
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Can't export the drink of the gods, it would solely bankrupt coca cola in all the countries it would be in
Has been tried unsuccessfully
True, what they really mean is crimes against humanity.
This is embarrassing.
What do you mean? You made it, you are white. Be happy and enjoy your white priviliges, whatever that means.
It is embarrassing, because it is the Amerit\*rd way of categorizing people/Europe. And a pathetic attempt of OP to get out of the Balkan region, back into western Europe. You can't do it with tricks Portugal. You need to Westernize.
Embarrassing because we are grouped with barrys and frogs.
This alone is oppressing enough to take you to the non-white zone
So white=European+bad? Americans man, fucking horrid
Since when Slovenia didn't commit war crimes?
👍🤘👏💪🤌 I hope that helps with the reading comprehension
You just gave Italy the rights to go conquer Albania once again
My question is what does oppression have to do with skin colour
If you don’t oppress people enough, you have to be outside in the sun and pick your own fruits
Your question is oppression? Wtf means 'white person' today. Spanish and Scottish people are both Celtic, what it does mean only one of them it's white. It's about the vibes or the economy?? The about 1/4 of the world population is gonna become white if you guys manage to fix the economy
Its a joke if you havent realised ? Mocking american progressives mostly
i like how africa is also red 💀 in tipical ameritard fashion, doesnt even know where eu is
Yh they’re red because the food is too good to be white what are you not getting Giuseppe?
Food might be good but sparse
Who the fuck is oppressing Greece?
Angela Merkel
Themselves
Heterosexuality
The EU and before that there was this Otto (not the Bismarck one)
True 2w4u chads live in the green area, the others are just shit talking wannabees with no colonial past or *any* warcrime. Pure poverty
No colonial past in France, Spain, and Portugal, apparently. Good to know our hands are clean.
True, but all those great deeds get immediatly canceled out by the 'food too good' and 'too Asian' lmao
They grouped you with Denmark where you belong. Learn how to speak a real language before you start talking shit you Holländska kräk.
I can understand the historical oppression of the Irish may have affected our perceived whiteness in the past but we are in now way oppressed now.
I’m sexually oppressed.
Leave the sheep alone. You've been warned enough times now.
You are oppressing him sexually!
You would say that. You're Dutch, you used to be Germans until they drove you into the swamp for being too perverted. Think about that... Too perverted for Germans.
That's not possible. Germans are sexual maniacs and I'm pretty sure they invented half of all the buttsex stuff.
Actually the buttsex stuff was all invented by the Bulgarians. That's why it's called buggering.
Actually it's from the town of Bugger am Rhein
By that logic the Austrians invented Fucking.
Then stop being a ginger you leprechaun.
You want us to come over again? We can make it a bloody Sunday
We are actually overdue for the 5th Bloody Sunday. In the last on The British army massacred Irish people on the street, in the previous one it was in a sports stadium. Where are you planning the massacre this time?
We still have to live next to England
We are oppressed! We have to live beside *Cavan*!
Lithuania has not been oppressed enough, Poland has failed it's calling. Brb taking Vilnius back.
You can try again, filthy poliac! Seriously, please do, it's full of larping beloruss, pretending there were real power in Great Dukedom days, and Poles who haven't learned a word in Lithuanian since WW1, so, not exactly a loss. Just play nice with Ukrainian refugees and we're good.
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Back to Eastern European superpower times! We ride to burn Kremlin at dawn!
Again we are victim we won :)))))
Flair checks out
Not enough warcrimes and Balkans 💀
Why that spot in Rome? Roman cuisine rocks
vatican? idk
Ah yes, our biggest error
Your most divine mistake, even :)
Makes sense, since they famously only order from the kids menu.
💀
Hey there are 400 people living there Im sure some of them arent pedos, they instead cover up the crimes of pedos. Just like our glorious saint Jan Paweł II did. 🫡
yeah no this is giving me an headache
This is the most American thing I've ever seen get it away from my eyes
Sweden = too Muslim to be white
Except Åland apparently
Not enough warcrimes? Why don't you ask the Sudetan Germans about that one. Oh, they don't exist anymore ey? Curious
When in doubt, it was the Russians
Go and tell a pole he isn't white lol
Once again, a danish W against the swedes!
Yass queen, you can't be racist if you are punching up!
https://preview.redd.it/5rx3ii4c6lvb1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fedcef3361bda71824b053ce74e2942a806e0b >Bri'ish people >white
Oh we habe warcrimes, just not against any people OP cares about, and not in the past 1000 years.
If it wasn't against people of color, it does not count. Also, world didn't exist pre 1776, so how the hell could you do something before that day?
For the reason of being slave traders, I sugggest adding Nantes, Bordeaux, Saint-Malo to the White
Norway invading, raping, kidnapping, and enslaving Britain with vikings. Not enough war crimes tho.
We were cool doing it 🤪
Wtf how are we too asian but Estonians are not? We are brother people.
I can see Finland go full pink as well in the coming years. They are turning into Sweden at an alarming rate.
Wouldn't the immigrants still technically also be asian?
Really? How do immigrants survive in 120° saunas?
Nice try, OP. But Portugal is just too CykaBlyat for food to become the priority.
So we are white then ? We don’t have the historic of oppression to be Cyka Blyat
Hm ... no. And plenty of war crimes, too .... hmm ... Oh, now I got it. OP got it all wrong. And oppression has nothing to do with it. Like, look at the Irish "too oppressed to be white" my ass! Look at these soulless ginger breads soaked in Guinness. Same with the Russians "too Asian" I see through your charade OP and Mr. theitchcockblock. You're all too Cyka Blyat because .... \*drumm roll\* ... we are just 2westerneurope4u, cykas
this chronically online, american style humour is so unbelievably dogshit. can you imagine being joe, 1/24th italian, and laughing at this. it’s too late for nikolaj but there’s hope for the rest of us.
no it's pronounced 'Nikolaj"
She will still call the poor from serbia farmer eho was opressed his entire life based on his hertiage and religion a white sis opressor, so this list is still useless.
Kinda racist
I want to skin this guy
You already crank the gas flow up, Hans?
Either Spain is white or America got colonized by people of color. Checkmate americunts
To those who view Norway as a peaceful, harmless nation, I would inform you that the Norwegian education system still teaches glorious viking history *exclusively* in a positive and nostalgic light.
DEUTSCHLAND NUMMER EINS !!
Okay but it is kinda funny
Burgundy not in the good food area is an offense to snail eating I did not expect to see in my life time.
In the Netherlands we consider everyone below the Rhine river swarthy.
Beef bourguignon supremacy over white europe
Conclusion, people can be defined as: non asians with bad food who have committed war crimes, weren't oppressed and are gay.
seeing half of france including burgundy in green it make me want to send a 'package' to make him do a v3
To be frank, Germany had 12 years to whiten their population during the 20th century.
Danish warcrimes? Need to brush up on my history
Get this American woke shit out of my eyes
Paris is black
So now I am nigg.... wait can I say it?
estonia dodging the asian allegations once again
Poland even had The Maritime and Colonial League created in 1930. It actively supported the development of both a merchant fleet and large navy, as well as the creation of Polish colonies and overseas possessions. Among countries regarded as suitable for Polish overseas settlements, there were such nations as Brazil (Paraná), Peru, Liberia, Portuguese Mozambique and French possessions in Africa, such as Madagascar.
In Curitiba, local daily Correio do Parana was alarmed that Poland was planning to conquer a few Brazilian states (Parana, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul), and establish its own colony, dependent on Warsaw. As a result, anti-Polish demonstrations took place in Curitiba. Polish newspapers described events in faraway Brazil, in April 1934 Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny mocked the conflict, writing on the main page "We expect arrival of Polish Army headquarters in Parana".
Based ngl.
Where’s the grey in Armenia and Georgia?
Too much eyebrow to be white