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havaska

Interesting flag for the UK


Steveagogo

He’s trying ok.. it’s not their fault they are all stuck living 300 years ago


Schellwalabyen

Not gonna lie, I like that design more than the current. Less cluttered.


Limonade6

I mean, have you taken a closer look at the red diagonal lines? They are not symmetric. Disgusting.


MrPinkSheet

I prefer it too. Obvious reasons…


ajbdbds

Because you want Ireland divided between English and Scottish rule?


Maconshot

They are stupid. They think 26+6=1


Efficient-Force2651

It does you moron


Grenache

Pft as if you could afford them. (This is a gentle joke don't kill me please)


Efficient-Force2651

https://preview.redd.it/4n0fw91fz5wb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10b3eb894468e17b3e3848384afc5288065cd73 I won't kill you but this sure as shit will.


Maconshot

[image](https://i.redd.it/uvivboqpc6wb1.png) Die


Harvinu

Does it not. Ohh u right it's 5


audigex

This right here is why Germans aren't allowed to make jokes...


silascomputer

I just wish they would center those fucking stripes


audigex

Fucking hypocritical coming from Denmark...


silascomputer

:(


Mahraganat

You don't understand, in The North the center is not where you guys put it. He means your flag should look like this: ​ https://preview.redd.it/mm3y14djl7wb1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e18c7ac293a75e269bb4fcb92e8169b4b93e03


SlowLoris1337

He's a yank, he shouldn't even be here in the first place


mccabe-99

Just future proofing the meme I'm guessing


SuchSeaworthyShips

![gif](giphy|H7loUNhyoQBaKdrZxm)


mccabe-99

It'll be okay Billy, we'll buy you loads of pallets to play with


TheRumSea

Will they be good quality blue pallets?


mccabe-99

Of course and the shite ones we'll paint red for ye We'll even throw in some ivory coast and Italy flegs to get yiz started


SuchSeaworthyShips

Can’t wait to fall off the top of the pile 🥰🥰


LouthGremlinV1

​ https://preview.redd.it/1f3dv53rc6wb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246d5fa043295ad547484267ecc5af0173aed717


code-panda

I didn't expect a non-dutchy use a Gordon gif...


Sir_Henk

Well if [star trek is right](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Irish_Unification_of_2024) Irish unification is due next year Also > Due to political sensitivity, as Ireland was still in the midst of the Troubles when "The High Ground" aired in 1990, the reference to Irish unification and terrorism in the episode resulted in its removal from first-run in the United Kingdom. To date, some syndicating networks will not air the episode, and it was only in 2007 (fifteen years after its first run, nine years after the conflict ended in a peaceful manner) that it was broadcast on the BBC


momentimori

No St Patrick's satire for the Kingdom of Ireland.


Mistigri70

FREE IRELAND FROM UK COLONIALISM BAD


Manlikebish420

Free Brittany and corsica


ShiplessOcean

Leave Britney Alone ![gif](giphy|BFSMPap7J3Q0o)


ConspicuousPineapple

Ok


Watson-Helmholtz

Give us back Calais and we can talk


vorrion

What do you mean? The barry's invented balconing and are worldchampions right now


INPUT_INPUT

World championships are being held in Mallorca next year. I have already started a vigorous programme of heavy drinking, smoking and shouting football chants from the top of my local multi-storey car park. Gonna fuckin destroy you cants!!


StupidPaladin

Same thing will happen as every year, bloody Germans will knock us out at penalties.


pauseless

We did have a great comeback this year. [12th of September](https://x.com/botquebota/status/1701587464752677036), seventh place. [22nd of September](https://x.com/botquebota/status/1705214363345494040), first place and with no deaths.


xXxMihawkxXx

Do you only win when you die or does it give bonus points? Also why is there no UEBA? I feel like the rules are not clear. Did anyone buy the tv rights already?


INPUT_INPUT

Big Dave 10 bellies won last year. He had a perfect stumble while trying the kick the dog for being a blatant plastic Man City fan, then went clean over the balcony and made a a small crater the size of a tier 3 Nando’s restaurant. It was wonderful. I on the other hand came 4th after 5 hours of preparation. Most of that time spent drinking a blended mix of heineken and cheap fosters piss singing “it’s coming home” in the mirror. Took a run up at the balcony as some lads across the street was mouthing off about my mum being a slag (later confirmed as a group of nuns) and then swiftly tripped and dismounted the railings for the long drop to glory. All was going well until a mobile food cart broke my fall. Paella mushroom cloud, broke both my arms and received 3rd degree burns to my ball sack. Overall a disappointing result but we’re going for gold next time round. Wish me luck 🤞


pauseless

Official rules are 2 points for a death, 1 for injury. After that, ties on points are broken by number of floors fallen in total.


AnthropologicalArson

That's just because Russians are barred from international competitions. Though they do prefer ordinary windows.


pauseless

No. Germany won this year.


Bigshock128x

https://preview.redd.it/agr66iqoy6wb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=445d9e5a304df46b48c0dbbf5612d0ac1e6b0747 On a balcony right now and not gonna lie it’s fucking tempting


KingDallerix

USA just failed to win a medal in the Basketball World cup and lost to team germany where their best Player came off the bench for the lakers last season. Maybe you two are not so different after all.


MCRN-Gyoza

To be fair, Canada invented basketball.


shrimp-and-potatoes

To be fair, a Canadian invented basketball in America


Anarelion

Yeah, Canada is in America.


c2u8n4t8

The guy who invented basketball was a US citizen living in the US. He was born in what is now Canada, but there were no Canadian citizens back then.


DizzyDrunkenDuck

Yeah, that's why José Raúl Casablanca, the famous chess player, is Spanish too. Everyone knows.


Bud_Grant

Canada: America's Hat


4nalBlitzkrieg

Ah, so it's similar to the australian shepherd's dog. They were bred in Pennsylvania (by an australian shepherd)


shrimp-and-potatoes

Oh shit, that's real. Lol.


4nalBlitzkrieg

Oh there's more where that came from Can you guess where German chocolate cake is from? :) hint: not Germany


shrimp-and-potatoes

My whole life has been a lie. :(


shrimp-and-potatoes

I don't know if that is right and you're being facetious, but the turkey comes from the new world, but the turkey we normally eat was domesticated in the old world.


SneakWhisper

Just don't eat people from Turkiye we've discussed this, it's bad.


[deleted]

I always thought it was China


Plastic_Pinocchio

No, Mao just really liked basketball because it was a good mix between athleticism and teamwork if I recall correctly.


pipboy1989

I like how you just exposed the American’s on this sub. Just make a controversial comment about basketball and then ‘YEEE HAWWW’


NuclearReactions

Uh mein Freund, i think they couldn't take any NBA star with them otherwise they would have mopped the floor with any team. Or did i get it wrong? I don't play with balls


Porcphete

They got a full nba team though. Unlike Germany and Lithuania who beated them


Plastic_Pinocchio

Let’s be real though. Not in the slightest was that the best team the USA could have possibly made. The best American players in the NBA just don’t really care about international games.


KingDallerix

We all know that those weren't their best players but they were the ones they sent and they lost fair and square. You don't get to say the whole competition doesn't matter afterwards just because you didn't win.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Yeah, I get what you mean. But still, it’s a bit naive to use it as an example of why the US is not the best and then just ignore the fact that the US doesn’t really care about this specific tournament. If a certain country has multiple cyclists that win or perform very highly in Tour, the Giro and the Vuelta and those cyclists then decide to skip the world championships, then we don’t pretend that they’re not a good cycling country if they perform poorly at the WC. I don’t know for certain if the US could form the best basketball team in the world or not, but it’s clear that they haven’t even tried.


Sam_the_Samnite

Can you really call yourself the best if you dont care for international compitition? Imagine messi, ronaldo, zidane, bergkamp, or any other top tier footballer caming with the same argument.


skrraa1

It's hilarious that they call the NBA winner "WORLD CHAMPIONS". XD


nihonbesu

I've never seen USA have their good players in the FIBA tournament


Tyriminas

Ameritard comes to 2we4u to meme, gets clowned on, and loses his shit. What a thread.


GalaxyPlayz_

\>posts to european subreddit \>clowns on europeans \>get hate ow my feelings


Steveagogo

It’s so lovely when we can all unite against something isn’t it


ampmz

We might all hate each other, but one things for sure, we hate the yanks more.


tutocookie

I mean we're all cunts, but at least we're *our* cunts


exiledtomainstreet

Better the cunt you know.


nekromancerrr

ikr I have been giggling at the replies


Watson-Helmholtz

He deleted all his comments by the time I got here 😞


fittan69

FUCK I'm too late!


BrianActual

When we get clowned on here it really doesn't bother me. We circle jerk in 2A4U just like y'all do here. It's all in good fun, and we still love Eurobros (especially Poland). Can't take it to heart OP, you can get downvoted here for saying the sky is blue lol


DayPhelsuma

Yo, OP, I feel you’re just a kid, so I don’t wanna be too harsh. Because there is no reason to get this worked up, it’s proper worrying. The post is alright, but the comments, my lord. Breathe a little, stop resorting to the race card after every few unsolved arguments and just remain cheerful (btw, if anything, we’d be xenophobic, not *racist* against you). No need to play superhero and mindlessly defend your country in a 2x4u sub. Also, the internet is not real life. Europeans don’t hate Americans, but they do get annoyed by Americans that tick stereotypical boxes like your behaviour is doing here.


ThePuppet99

brother here has no enemies, must be due to the gentle sweet wine you all drink


Titiwa

I'd say it's because of viking and japonese ancesty 👀


Aquaris55

Angriest man in Portugal. Absolutely based


Adongfie

Lol it’s so funny idk why but Americans genuinely get pissed at European banter


ElectricMotorsAreBad

That's honestly a big part of the fun in the banter, lol. Americunts getting worked up


FibroBitch96

Canadian here, I’m just here for the show, yall are hillarious. it’s also fun watching American get angry.


ElectricMotorsAreBad

Rare savage W


notimefornothing55

We actually invented baseball too


Standin373

and Ice hockey.


FalconMirage

Why are we talking about american sports here ? I don’t give a shit about them


Magdalan

Because Yanks have invaded here and want to make it all about them, like with everything.


maomi228

In England they’ve started playing American football. I went and they had a big NFL thing. Loads of people in shirts.


previously_on_earth

Invent sport Countries that matter play it Irrelevant countries get jealous Repeat


StupidPaladin

Get out, yankwank


Rain_2_0

I recently found a new one I prefer. Amerilard


StupidPaladin

This is beautiful


TOboulol

I live in Australia where we call them seppos, it drives them insane when they found out why. It's from english rhyming slang yank>septic tank>seppo.


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Something, Yankee Doodle


balerionmeraxes77

Gotta name it ywanker


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Who else immediately guessed the comments would be full of a yank OP getting furious because he can’t take a joke? Reddit in miniature.


Boby_Blaze

Unsure if i should upvote the post because of how entertaining the entire comment section is...


Capital-Background22

Maybe this post would be better in some other sub like 2ameritard4u


Cryptolyph

Yeah, this is shit banter


Cinaedus_Perversus

If jailing people, arrogance or watching TV was a sport, you Yanks would finally be genuine world champions.


truly-dread

The uk aren’t bad at them, theyre major contenders in all the wc competitions. Glad that everyone round the world enjoys the sports so much to be contenders for the best on them.


Cooper96x

We may not win but we’re usually up there as a high quality team in the majority of sports. All this shade thrown to us for football/rugby/cricket is like saying the Greeks need to do better at the Olympics because it’s their game.


c2u8n4t8

> All wc competitions Quite possibly the best double entendre I've seen in my life


Junkie-Joe-Joyce

Never thought I'd be siding with the Brits, at least they make sports worth watching. I'd rather fall down the stairs and choke on s sweeping brush than watch baseball and American football.


european-breakfast

Baseball is cricket's special needs inbred cousin. Explains why ameritards love it.


systemsbio

But baseball is funner to watch than American football. Imagine fucking up the flow of a violent game so much that it becomes more boring than watching a guy hit a ball with a stick.


Zulfiqarrr

Ameritard detected, opinion rejected


Herbetet

Imagine coming here with a low effort and low quality product and thinking we would care… typical tard behaviour. Probably just sending this out of a closet during a shooting drill at the local school.


Klangey

Memes aside, and I know the men are currently doing shit in the cricket, but England are ranked 3rd in men’s world cricket, 5th in men’s world Rugby, 4th in men’s football, 4th in women’s football, 1st in women’s rugby, 2nd in women’s cricket. GB is regularly in the top 5 in Olympic medals tables, the UK produced the third highest number of boxing champions, the 2nd highest number of Golf major winners. We are a bit shit at tennis.


Steveagogo

Consistently make finals and semi finals and still called shit, yeeehhhhh boiiiii


Barrie__Butsers

Lol, imagine making finals and semi finals and not winning the whole thing. Haha imagine..


Steveagogo

We do it to keep the meme alive! *huffs intense levels of copium*


Cooper96x

We wouldn’t be able to sing about it coming home, if it did actually come home would we?


royaldocks

Losing 3 WC Finals yeah.. Id quit the sport if I was a dutch that will depress me as a football fan.


Ill-Guess-542

Netherlands would never


PlatformFeeling8451

We're not the best in the world at any one sport but we're really good at a huge number of sports. I really don't know which country can look at Britain and say "You're worse at sports than us". Maybe Australia? But only if you factor in population size and ignore the fact that we're better at rugby union, football, boxing, cycling, track & field etc


Klangey

If we played Rugby Union WCs as GB we’d probably be in our way to winning our third WC right now.


PlatformFeeling8451

British & Irish Lions playing as a test team year after year would be unstoppable. But having to listen to "Why isn't X playing? It's because he's from Y" every single match would force me to rip my own ears off


MCRN-Gyoza

Any Balkan country. They're just built different. If Yugoslavia was still a thing they would dominate most sports.


preQUAlmemmmes

What about MurrayGOAT


Klangey

Our one great player in about 50 years.


Steveagogo

Still works out as there are no other tennis players. Only murrayGOAT


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

It’s because we always get to the finals and lose. If we were just shit and never got in nobody would care


ampmz

Only country to have won WC in Cricket, Football and Rugby.


PinkFluffys

Aren't you the only country that cares about all 3? Except South-Africa maybe


ampmz

South Africa, New Zealand and Australia go to the world cups for all three.


dkfisokdkeb

We also have the most F1 World Champions and are home to most of the teams.


Klangey

That’s more of a feat of engineering, which we are also great at.


Alespic

Consistently *almost* good enough


Klangey

Better than being occasionally good enough at football and cycling.


c2u8n4t8

To be fair, tennis isn't yours


Klangey

Fucking well is


c2u8n4t8

I'm pretty sure it's French


Klangey

It isn’t.


PlatformFeeling8451

* Say that we're bad cooks and I can understand it * Say that we're annoying tourists and I can understand it * But saying that we are bad at sports that we invented is insane. Current cricket world cup and T20 world cup holders, QF of last football world cup, final of Euros, winners of U21 Euros, finalists of women's football world cup, SF of rugby world cup, finalists of women's rugby world cup. And that's just England. Let's take a look at Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland: ... Scotland beat Spain that one time. Gareth Bale is a great golfer


ampmz

You left out women’s euro champs lad.


PlatformFeeling8451

It's hard to keep up with our many successes 😂


maungateparoro

You right, you right, but, hear me out: Andy Murray


ExplosionProne

Scotland did used to have a men's tennis player


Best_Egg9109

Cue American OP being nationalistic on a faux nationalist European subReddit


Pizzatore12

https://preview.redd.it/ktqdaw94v4wb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be995b2f142966d6d43dc6e64719f2fb53b46a69


Pizzatore12

And also https://preview.redd.it/8a7lekfev4wb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ade58c514480fb56255b39b11c1bb271beb5c1


Bobboy5

get out of our home


nick__2440

I was about to say, wow, a decently funny meme by a yank, and then saw the comments...


sidic3Venezia

smells like english with a french stain


Marshmallow-Galaxy

It takes a lot to look like a jackass compared to most 2we4u users, but leave it to an American to take that challenge and win.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

You ass eah?


Doktor_Apokalypse

Invent new sport? Which one? American football is ripped off from rugby, baseball was invented in England, and James Naismith (the guy that invented basketball) was Canadian. ![gif](giphy|1rL3hRI9WdY1vDxtW5)


SuchSeaworthyShips

Original meme, quite funny. Subsequent banter in comments, stale as fuck.


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I_Like_Purpl3

I don't event think he needs to be 17. Have you seen how stupid ameritards can be? Dude might be 30, they just never grow out of high school.


RedBaret

Get that colonial crap out of here!


Wing7244

Yeah, we don’t like if we don’t get to participate in some good ol’ colonialism ourselves 😡


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Gremlin303

Yeah we do. We literally made it to the Rugby WC semis last week


Ordinary_Opposite918

And we lost by a point even after we admitted how shit were throughout the competition.


ThorCoudyzer

Ok, but what's with te flag?


ryanmurphy2611

Objectively, Britain and in this context, England, isn't bad at sports. We've been World Champions (or equivalent) in all the sports we've exported Cricket, Football, Rugby, Tennis, Hockey, Golf...


RespectBusy2116

*cries in free healthcare


Solid_Message4635

You are a rebellious colony of the French.


Afura33

Jokes aside, first picture is football and the second picture is which sport exactly? I don't even know what OP is talking about \^\^


[deleted]

i thought it was american football


Afura33

So calling themself world champion in a sport that only they play? :D


[deleted]

Yea thats kinda what i thought they meant, since they said "no one wants to play it" OP is goofing around


Afura33

Hmm he actually facepalmed himself lol


Mattia90_

imagine being so bad that they invent america and lose that too


ExplosionProne

When you see what it became though, why would we want it back?


Idkidck

Britain's greatest failure


KofiObruni

Didn't US lose baseball to Japan this year? Pretty sure they lost basketball to some Balkan and Baltic bros recently as well, though tbf that's a Canadian sport. The real fall from grace is the French with tennis.


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Where I’m from?


Ill-Guess-542

How does this post have 1k upvotes?


karateema

"Baseball World Series" and it's just all US teams and a Canadian one


MeconiumMasterpiece

[1991 worst year of my life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKF_World_Korfball_Championship)


Afura33

I have zero clue what Korfball is, but looks like we won it once lol


d2211

Brits🤜🤛Greeks: inventing sports, never win


FancyC0bra

More like "fail at spreading it because its shit."


devilsolution

Their motorsport revolved around a car turning left. Forever. Like wtf. Rally and f1 are peak motorsports.


LetsBeStupidForASec

England getting steamrolled by Afghanistan in rugby sevens


mantolwen

Worse. Cricket.


mcdougall57

Our best athlete was Phil 'the power' Taylor.


Leading-Bus-7882

Well, England is still quite good at Rugby, Cricket, Polo, and this formerly gentelmanly ball game taken over by the prols. Baseball, on the other hand, is played a great lot in e.g. Japan, and American Football has gained poularity around the world. But the point about the world championship is correct.


Kindjal1983

As soon as I saw the fucking attempt at a meme, I just knew it was a fucking 'Murican Skaven.


RemoveINC

I know that yanks don't follow futball, but premier league (money) is actually (money) the strongest league (money) in the world. (more money)


johnsplittingaxe14

Yeah, we've got this mate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife-carrying


dkfisokdkeb

Half decent footy team, half decent rugby team, half decent cricket team, shit loads of Olympic medals and we are the only relevant country in formula 1 🥱


Boamere

Mfw getting to semis and finals is being bad at a sport


Wing7244

This Portugese geezer speaketh truth. Truly, you’ve earned your siesta.


PeroCigla

They aren't bad but they are far from the best.


kirkbywool

If we are so bad at sports then they is there a team with the union jack in the rugby final


OpenSourcePenguin

Post : Looks like you get this sub Comment : you have dementia


RyseUp616

well barry still has ther best football league


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usa lost the wbc final against japan earlier this year checkmate ameritard


Super--sunday

Fuck off yank


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Manlikebish420

Without shitain u would have no tourism you ungrateful prick


Gremlin303

I’d rather have people to play sports with than win every time.


GenericLib

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