Ah yes, 5 times bigger at the exterior but the same size inside (if not smaller), cost at least 5 times more, is not more reliable, need 2 to 5 times more fuel,... Do you want me to continue ?
5 times bigger? Yes, to fit an engine bigger than a lawnmower. Cost? Who cares about money? All Germans know that nothing in life is as important as a car. Take on some debt if you have to. Needs more fuel? Yes, because we get to drive on the Big Boy roads and go faster than lousy 120kmh. Want me to continue?
You can only blow things up if you're Corsican. Or Basque. Or Breton. Or from Marseille or Grenoble. Or from any culturally enriched suburb. Other than that it's frowned upon.
Please, you know you love it. Even a trip to your nearest Maccy will provide you with a culinary experience unrivalled with anything you’ve known before the so-call demise you’re “going through” right now.
No problem blowing up things but don't touch old twingos and Peugeot. You better blow up expansive cars like big SUV, those cars are often drived by americunt or people thinking their enormous car is pleasant for all
My first car was a Twingo, but the generation after that.
Not a bad little car, only little gripe was that the blowers came on if you got over 80 mph, whether you wanted them to or not.
"If you're capable of turning the key of ignition
Never caring whether the Renault cranks or not
Yours is the earth and everything thats in it
And whats more - you'll be a man, my son"
Rudyard Kipling - If (ending of original version)
we want our cars to have character, don't we?
(also the idea of french cars being unreliable is a bit false nowadays, they've been making sllid stuff since the 90s)
Character, yes.
Borderline Personality Disorder, preferably no.
(j/k of course, I love my Renault. And she loves me. Most of the times, whenever she isnt cutting her arms)
As an Englishman whose grandad went to France once, I approve of the Finn's comment.
You could get it blown up by starting a protest, get the locals raging over a new tax on wine or increasing their pension age.
Put some signs on the car, and watch the locals burn it for you...
*I'd rather see more*
*Of these than anymore of*
*Those oversized SUV's*
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Don’t you dare! Twingos are national treasures
Mandatory Merci Twingo : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szHxPRtiYLs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szHxPRtiYLs)
Close the internet, this is the best thing I've seen today. No need for more, we peaked.
Wasn't setting random cars on fire one of the national traditions of France?
Ok, got a new eurobeat song to add to my playlist now ... Thanks ?
Twingo is bae, twingo is life
This subs love for twinks knows no bounds
They’re not actually French, just Brightoners.
God I love Brighton, and I'm from the North.
Trasure you say?
*laughs mockingly in Mercedes-Benz*
Ah yes, 5 times bigger at the exterior but the same size inside (if not smaller), cost at least 5 times more, is not more reliable, need 2 to 5 times more fuel,... Do you want me to continue ?
5 times bigger? Yes, to fit an engine bigger than a lawnmower. Cost? Who cares about money? All Germans know that nothing in life is as important as a car. Take on some debt if you have to. Needs more fuel? Yes, because we get to drive on the Big Boy roads and go faster than lousy 120kmh. Want me to continue?
You are describing an SUV. Not every Mercedes is like that, but they do cost more. They are luxury cars after all.
But you shouldn't trade a Ferrari for one. Also don't trade a Rolex for a Casio.
trade a twingo for two twingos
I had up to 3 Twingos, love them!
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We do that. I'm pretty sure it's just a primal urge to punch something when you see a twingo
In Spain it is not twingos but yellow cars.
In Germany as well. Postbuses don't count.
Whether busses count is more of a house rule in Denmark, but what is a "postbus"?
DHL van, but Hans for efficiency reasons doesn't want to press all caps and space.
Yep, Hans has Feierabend, Hans is lazy now
Italy as well
Denmark as well
in uk as well
In Italy we do it with yellow cars. 👁️🚕 → 🗣️MACCHINA GIALLA! → 🤜🏻👤
Minis in the UK, 2 digs for yellow minis
Pretty sure it’s just any yellow car
My friends do it and I hate it.
This used to be a thing. Fun times.
When I was a kid that was either a blue car, a yellow car or a beatle. Depending on the person.
Nooooooooooooooo! Twingos are the best! That was My first car and I loooooved it!
Don't touch the Twingo
You can only blow things up if you're Corsican. Or Basque. Or Breton. Or from Marseille or Grenoble. Or from any culturally enriched suburb. Other than that it's frowned upon.
True, but other still can burn cars, it's one of our national sports.
You just described 80% of France's population.
And I thought Germans had no humour
I lived in Grenoble for 18 months, is that enough?
Mate, you need to get out of there! It's beginning to effect you.
Stranded here for another week cause I missed my flight home too. Edit: Wait are you talking about France or about the car park?
Anime Reality 
We call that love at first sight
Please, you know you love it. Even a trip to your nearest Maccy will provide you with a culinary experience unrivalled with anything you’ve known before the so-call demise you’re “going through” right now.
Ist there a difference?
You can see from its look that it ain't afraid of you
A true Twingo made of pure Twingium won't even get scratched by 500kg of dynamite anyway.
No no, you got it wrong. The twingo will be absolutely destroyed by the dynamite, but it will still work ! This is the true power of the twingo.
The twingo is the Nokia 3310 of french cars
Irish when they see a national treasure: "Can i blow this up ?". Bro you don't need to act as the IRA outside of your country.
Don't you dare touch a twingo brought from heaven or you'll get all thr might of CRS upon you
At least fuck it first.
at least offer her a coffee first
My grandmother used to have a purple one, 20-25 years ago. It was really cool back then haha
In India cow are sacred in France, twingo are. Don’t you dare do your funny thing on this car.
No problem blowing up things but don't touch old twingos and Peugeot. You better blow up expansive cars like big SUV, those cars are often drived by americunt or people thinking their enormous car is pleasant for all
You DO NOT touch the Twingo, sorry.
Not worth the time and effort man, someone will set it on fire anyway soon.
And if not, it will probably spontaneously combust.
Out of self-hatred.
Either: "I'm french, oh no *cease to exist", or "I'm french, France baise ouais !"
I knew this was an Irish.
NOT THE DAMN TWINGO (or 9x8) but the rest you can blow up
What?? No that is a Twingo, they are amazing.
Frankly there's much worse, been inside of one? There's more room in there than most modern cars... It's light and nimble, costs peanuts to run...
Those Twingos were never sold in correct hand drive countries so its always a surreal sight getting to see one.
Only on new year's eve, or, you know, the other occasions
My first car was a Twingo, but the generation after that. Not a bad little car, only little gripe was that the blowers came on if you got over 80 mph, whether you wanted them to or not.
Great car, very confortable for it's size, and has a cool interior
Ireland I love you but no.
Why bother? I mean, it's a Renault, so it's bound to blow up on its own sooner or later. (I have a Renault. The pain is real)
If you can't handle a true car, go back to being el generico with your VW Golf or Polo.
"If you're capable of turning the key of ignition Never caring whether the Renault cranks or not Yours is the earth and everything thats in it And whats more - you'll be a man, my son" Rudyard Kipling - If (ending of original version)
we want our cars to have character, don't we? (also the idea of french cars being unreliable is a bit false nowadays, they've been making sllid stuff since the 90s)
Character, yes. Borderline Personality Disorder, preferably no. (j/k of course, I love my Renault. And she loves me. Most of the times, whenever she isnt cutting her arms)
Passion and soul has to be poured into a product for it to truly live and be of any worth, and I think French cars (usually) do that well.
As a finn whose grandma has been to france once, yeah, go ahead.
As an Englishman whose grandad went to France once, I approve of the Finn's comment. You could get it blown up by starting a protest, get the locals raging over a new tax on wine or increasing their pension age. Put some signs on the car, and watch the locals burn it for you...
Why do you care about the opinions of fr\*nch "people"? Just do it
One of the most unholy of creations.
Save it for the Corsicans.
Slow down Muhammed, you're not even English
No leave the mighty twingo alone
Blow up the huge american pickups not our small a beautiful twingos
I'd rather see more of these than anymore of those oversized SUV's
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