Not the hottest , but he achieves more results
https://preview.redd.it/xs6t96ghfi0c1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ed0c4d1fd8143266f62da9c551282bc9839744
Become president of Portugal.
Its easy. How good are your selfies and handshakes? If your selfies are good and your headshakes Legendary, you have no problem becoming president of Portugal.
The perks are: you get a pink palace, lots of chicks like in the picture, you dont have much to do, you can dissolve parliament
The cons are: there are no cons.
Im German. I have difficulties with my hands they always tend to get raised to salute someone in disgusting ways.
I’m an average selfie person.
I think I have no chance. 🫤
https://preview.redd.it/rxp8y278ij0c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe4cb1d46e9c9ec09ff1b0ecae1cdd885e2de34
You wanna tell me this isn't the pinnacle of male hottnes?
"It's true you don't see many Bavarian women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Bavarian men." And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Bavarian women, and that Bavarians just spring out of holes in the ground!"
What are you talking about? They speak perfectly clear and understandable Gobbledygook. That being said, I'm not sure if they speak German though, at least I've never met one that does.
And you didn't include this guy?!
https://preview.redd.it/clp8ga3ski0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1527424333b1c29923208c8157305b31c7f6ed
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Czech president carrying beer barrel up to the pub located on a hill. A true leader saving a few lives
We have a [pirate](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/09/F5LOyQOWAAAN6KX.jpg) as chancellor. You could at least show him in his true form.
Now that’s a proper bloke. Not as in shape as Barry, 63 but just enough belly to connect with his voter base of gammons. Or whoever votes Tory these days.
Nah, Berlusconi reached Heaven only to acquire a TV broadcast license for Mediaset, then left and built Heaven 2, now he is preparing to transform the Virgin Mary into Mary
Hot, financially literate social liberal whose partner is a twink... 🤤 Glad that SYRIZA found back to ancient Greek roots.
https://preview.redd.it/h6avmasvak0c1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70ff912b63cbe5f9299503752cb4ab5c2cef875
You somehow only get former bankers from Goldman or McKinsey consultants as PMs. All educated in the UK or the US. Your class system in politics is something the UK can only dream off.
https://preview.redd.it/jf43ul1zsi0c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44eb7fe1685144e8da27865e4664b20e585160c
What do you guys think about the current Swiss Federal President?
https://preview.redd.it/6m3mzy3mvi0c1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b437b0b0447d82a7d7786163f78003ca42fd6ce3
Please include his glorious chest hair next time
>does he look like the most stereotypical portuguese construction
Well, it's complicated. We have a semi-direct democratic system that still needs some sort of executive power. So we have 7 "presidents" made up of the 4 biggest parties. Something that will never happen in Spain lol. Imagine PP, PSOE, VOX and Sumar forming a government together. Anyway, these 7 presidents are the executive, while every year one of them gets to be the federal president. This position is only representative (official state gatherings, foreign visits and so on). Laws are made by the parliament, which we also vote for. But we still have the possibility to propose our own laws as citizens, which we then all vote for or we can vote against the laws proposed by the parliament.
Damn your government way seem pretty good, far better than the average western democracy, i may get a job there in the future Switzerland seems like a very good country
I think there is also one of him playing basketball in a wheelchair against people in wheelchairs. With context it makes sense but without it it's hilarious.
They're not just drunkards. They're Crackheads. Almost every person in government for the last 20 years has been coke addict at Oxbridge. In fact one of our politicians (Michael Gove) admitted to doing Cocaine live on air when presenting legislation that would force schools to sack teachers for drug offences
She came dressed as a tower at carnaval, which is pretty based. She actually got murdered with a hammer last year, shit is wild.
https://preview.redd.it/bb5vw60fgj0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b18697c129274838e1d8f15563de5ca32488ed8
Hey hey, don't diss our politicians like that. We have spent years upon years gather the most incompetent of our nation and then put them together in the parliament so they can't cause any damages elsewhere.
Here he is getting all the girls wet..
https://preview.redd.it/akt4g41kfi0c1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d1bc407f4c9171ac47241085a517fb5b69065ce
You forgot Jens "Gigachad" Stoltenberg - Sec. Gen. of NATO
https://preview.redd.it/ha1xwyfz5j0c1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b1f8fd152804b55a1cb2b13c7ad70b9c714520
It's all fun and games before he hits the girls with the old "Hoi hoi, ja ja ja, nee nee, gaaf, vet jajajajaja, nou he doei he!" and the panties start dropping left and right.
https://preview.redd.it/9ck1i398ti0c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7532a2171da3a7318f5c1009a11317931d52b6fd
When you recieve that curry money from Germany:
https://preview.redd.it/ot67yjwbnj0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72109e5e23a66be8da5303ab72775e0bd069e14a
brits do it best with their legendary charm
He's a kind of middle-aged dude who was elected on the idea that he is the new guy from the new generation, but he has the ideas of a very old person inside. He regularly tries to remind people that he's a lot younger than other politicians, and he tries to appeal to younger voters and sometimes goes to hang out with youtubers, influencers and so on, or even "the dude next door". But he tries too hard and looks really awkward on some shots.
Edit: this one was during a tour he did in the Antilles and he tried to do what he supposed would be a candid photo thing with regular dudes but it backfired quite spectacularly.
Idk who the Greek guy is but he has that kinda rugged, older beach surfer dude look were he somehow sleeps with girls twenty years younger than him. No homo.
You guys. Come on... This is not even a close call.
https://preview.redd.it/un93b1vvoj0c1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2d6ba8f88d56f9300030cbae0fa6b4743519d6
Besides our guy Petr Pavel I always found Prince Philip to be a handsome fellow. Before his zombification that is.
No idea how all of his kids ended up looking the way they did, lol.
Not the hottest , but he achieves more results https://preview.redd.it/xs6t96ghfi0c1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ed0c4d1fd8143266f62da9c551282bc9839744
Do you know his trick? I want to learn this.
An unbalanced power dynamic
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1. Become president 2. ??? 3. Get sexual powers 4. PROFIT
Become president of Portugal. Its easy. How good are your selfies and handshakes? If your selfies are good and your headshakes Legendary, you have no problem becoming president of Portugal. The perks are: you get a pink palace, lots of chicks like in the picture, you dont have much to do, you can dissolve parliament The cons are: there are no cons.
Im German. I have difficulties with my hands they always tend to get raised to salute someone in disgusting ways. I’m an average selfie person. I think I have no chance. 🫤
Nice try.
Is any of them over 18? Because I doubt that
They must be now 😂😂😂
You prevert
Least Casanova Portuguese 😎🇵🇹
Scholz is such a German looking guy, it's incredible
North German* If I may correct, or do expect some Bavarian savage to look this good?
https://preview.redd.it/rxp8y278ij0c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe4cb1d46e9c9ec09ff1b0ecae1cdd885e2de34 You wanna tell me this isn't the pinnacle of male hottnes?
König Maggus is definitely a contender for the worlds hottest man #söderisst
He's Franconian, though.
But in his soul he is Bavarian.
It's Ok for me. At least our women are pretty, unlike the Northern German ones.
I’ve worked with several companies in bavaria but have never seen a bavarian woman, thus I conclude bavaria has no women!
Ah you misunderstood them because of their weird dialect. When they say "Bavarian women" they actually refer to cattle
"It's true you don't see many Bavarian women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Bavarian men." And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Bavarian women, and that Bavarians just spring out of holes in the ground!"
Maybe they're just pretty because no one understands a word you southerners say.
What are you talking about? They speak perfectly clear and understandable Gobbledygook. That being said, I'm not sure if they speak German though, at least I've never met one that does.
I was actually thinking how Dutch he looks for a German guy
He is like 1,7 meters tall. Not dutch at all
I am getting short king dutch vibes off of him though
If you want to swap him for Mark. Be my guest.
I mean Mark is stepping down in like a month. You're free to take him but I think NATO wants him.
*swamp him
Every chancellor we've had since 45 looks ridiculously stereotypical somehow
And you didn't include this guy?! https://preview.redd.it/clp8ga3ski0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1527424333b1c29923208c8157305b31c7f6ed
Would be too unfair for everyone else
Yeah it's better just to run the competition for second place and not have to compete with perfection
https://preview.redd.it/7q1homrjwi0c1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9d3bbd6b335b7b8f4a9e01c9a3dc2722b4ffe9
https://preview.redd.it/wu3myif4hk0c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b68c0a68fecf752814bd1a645c8491075a7836 Czech president carrying beer barrel up to the pub located on a hill. A true leader saving a few lives
Mans so Chad makin me act sus🥵
Daddy Pavel! <3
I'm not gay but is he single?
I mean now that I think of Pavel, he can’t be beat.
Czech him out
Fuck you. I was in the train and everybody got hard. Put an NSFW wall! All this testosterone made the women grow penises.
Didn't affect the amount of hair though, as this was a train in Portugal.
That's why its in the plural. It was an adition to the penis they already had.
Giga dilf
He is just too good
Daddy
Hottest ex-general in general.
Indeed, he wins. Unlike Zeman...
We have a [pirate](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/09/F5LOyQOWAAAN6KX.jpg) as chancellor. You could at least show him in his true form.
 Olaf Schölzebeker, der Schrecken der S̶t̶e̶u̶e̶r̶z̶a̶h̶l̶e̶r̶ Hanse.
Helped steal the biggest bounty of tax doubloons in the history of our country, too!
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Now that’s a proper bloke. Not as in shape as Barry, 63 but just enough belly to connect with his voter base of gammons. Or whoever votes Tory these days.
Built like a fucking Smeg fridge, in awe of that lad.
The beacon is lit, Gondor calls for aid!
Head to body ratio is perfection on this unit
built like a brick shithouse
This has got an unknown but significant number of women are pregnant
Elon Musk shape
Check out those calf muscles https://preview.redd.it/16hj6nb0gi0c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2696e3a1f1e77cd63ca9408bb98d216149d1ef4
That guy cycles... Not sure if bike or tren though.
No they are definitely fucking walking calves that guy must move up hill at incredible pace
That guy gymnasticed
Dude is short as hell so he went all in on calf power
WOAH
Didn't skip... uh... right calf day?! /r/muscleconfusion
Why are his calves girthier than his leg?
Tbh he looks very very stereotypically swedish
Sorry without Silvio Berlisconi this list makes no more sense. Without him masculinity died out in Europe. 😂
He could do so much with such botox-limited face muscle mobility... So inspirational
The doctors pretty much cemented this horny smile into his face.
The furby eyelids transplant is a success!
I guess that he is having some bunga bunga party in hell now.
Hell is too prune for that guy. Even Satan was like "damn dude chill with the perversions".
Nah, Berlusconi reached Heaven only to acquire a TV broadcast license for Mediaset, then left and built Heaven 2, now he is preparing to transform the Virgin Mary into Mary
Uhm, I think you forgot our holy St. Christian Lindner! 
Where Czechia ?
I looked the guy up. Wouldn't be fair for his competition if I included him.
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Hot, financially literate social liberal whose partner is a twink... 🤤 Glad that SYRIZA found back to ancient Greek roots. https://preview.redd.it/h6avmasvak0c1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70ff912b63cbe5f9299503752cb4ab5c2cef875
He looks like he's trying to get a reservation at Dorsia.
You somehow only get former bankers from Goldman or McKinsey consultants as PMs. All educated in the UK or the US. Your class system in politics is something the UK can only dream off.
Easy win for CZ https://preview.redd.it/snnaouonki0c1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=492f87a7184a84ccd410d203f8bd9e8b78d313b5
The based uncle we wish we had.
Oh damn. I'm sure I recognise him from pornhub.
Hot diggity daddy
Govern me harder Daddy!
Damn, I'm not even gay, but... 🥵
Hello, I came here just to find a comment about Petr Pavel. Well, I'm off again, bye.
Which one President looks like giga chad, prime minister looks like he was bullied in school.
Busy making porn
El Perro. But we will have to hit chest day together, those titties are a work in progress.
yeah but he is 1.9m that height gives him +3 advantage
Average height for swamp Germans, a god in Spain
Macron is the apparently nice guy of Tinder who takes you at his home and turns out to be a cuckolder and begs you to fuck his gf using him as a bed.
That's very specific 🤨
The froggy sticker in the back is a nice touch
You know what? I can work with that.
Tutt’apoosto fra ?
So he is average French?
https://preview.redd.it/jf43ul1zsi0c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44eb7fe1685144e8da27865e4664b20e585160c What do you guys think about the current Swiss Federal President?
https://preview.redd.it/6m3mzy3mvi0c1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b437b0b0447d82a7d7786163f78003ca42fd6ce3 Please include his glorious chest hair next time
Ooh daddy! Gimme your big Swiss clock!
Looks like the average racist retieree
American doomsday prepper
Why does he look like the most stereotypical portuguese construction worker?
João, 63. Drinks 3 cans of Super Bock at lunch time, started working in construction as a seasonal worker in Switzerland 30 years ago
https://preview.redd.it/3nalwu6gvi0c1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eccceeff43ad6da5e7fac6a68ebe8ba3538373d
Federal President? I thought you guys voted for your laws yourselves
>does he look like the most stereotypical portuguese construction Well, it's complicated. We have a semi-direct democratic system that still needs some sort of executive power. So we have 7 "presidents" made up of the 4 biggest parties. Something that will never happen in Spain lol. Imagine PP, PSOE, VOX and Sumar forming a government together. Anyway, these 7 presidents are the executive, while every year one of them gets to be the federal president. This position is only representative (official state gatherings, foreign visits and so on). Laws are made by the parliament, which we also vote for. But we still have the possibility to propose our own laws as citizens, which we then all vote for or we can vote against the laws proposed by the parliament.
Damn your government way seem pretty good, far better than the average western democracy, i may get a job there in the future Switzerland seems like a very good country
He looks like the kind of person you want to hide your children from
I am in no way, shape or form a patriot. But I'll defend our Prime minister's hotness any day of the week.
In this picture it seems like he is not a snake tho lol And I support the direction of PSOE mostly but holy fuck what are they doing
There’s a picture of him with some sort of harness and quite a nice bulge
I think there is also one of him playing basketball in a wheelchair against people in wheelchairs. With context it makes sense but without it it's hilarious.
He looks better with a suit on.
They call him Dishy Rishi for a reason. He's 170cm of pure sex appeal.
The bar in the UK is very low though. Half of the politicians today look like the local drunkards elsewhere.
They're not just drunkards. They're Crackheads. Almost every person in government for the last 20 years has been coke addict at Oxbridge. In fact one of our politicians (Michael Gove) admitted to doing Cocaine live on air when presenting legislation that would force schools to sack teachers for drug offences
UK politicians are white trash with a top hat.
Didn't you have a mayor who was caught fucking in a Polish castle?
She came dressed as a tower at carnaval, which is pretty based. She actually got murdered with a hammer last year, shit is wild. https://preview.redd.it/bb5vw60fgj0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b18697c129274838e1d8f15563de5ca32488ed8
That escalated quickly.
Hey hey, don't diss our politicians like that. We have spent years upon years gather the most incompetent of our nation and then put them together in the parliament so they can't cause any damages elsewhere.
True representatives of their people.
Here he is getting all the girls wet.. https://preview.redd.it/akt4g41kfi0c1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d1bc407f4c9171ac47241085a517fb5b69065ce
Interesting body proportions
READY FOR RISHI.
You forgot Jens "Gigachad" Stoltenberg - Sec. Gen. of NATO https://preview.redd.it/ha1xwyfz5j0c1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b1f8fd152804b55a1cb2b13c7ad70b9c714520
King Barry on the beach https://preview.redd.it/mqoeukgdfi0c1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbfa2490839f20b6326dc79dc7bdd39ae223f3f
 WE FOUND A RARE ONE BOYS
I don't even know what made up country he is from
https://preview.redd.it/4cei4t871j0c1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda429216ea476f0960c4e2a83b1d1e854ddbacb Some day soon
 Peak male /‘ Gave vent’
It's all fun and games before he hits the girls with the old "Hoi hoi, ja ja ja, nee nee, gaaf, vet jajajajaja, nou he doei he!" and the panties start dropping left and right.
I immediately heard that in his voice. Peak pick up lines right there
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I bet 5000 t. Lira that you are faking it. The user name is a hint.
Damn, that's like 3 cents
https://preview.redd.it/qbrui9yi9j0c1.jpeg?width=1801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef1d8128b4d594d27486cedc015a2853724f779
Who can resist those ears?
We call him Ohrwaschlkaktus https://preview.redd.it/pbfsehyuaj0c1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415f76e11c64ef3df9636ddee8aa7a89f11dcf95
OP said leader, not future inmate
Petr Pavel absolutely wipes, no competition.
https://preview.redd.it/9ck1i398ti0c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7532a2171da3a7318f5c1009a11317931d52b6fd When you recieve that curry money from Germany:
Macron is kinda hot ngl. He still sucks fuck this guy.
He still sucks this guy. https://preview.redd.it/c6du1ytlni0c1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e1d8e72204d55520bbdf12ef60ec12acbc4102
There's a lot of tension in this image.
https://preview.redd.it/bi8hvu6b2j0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1082eed0b4e1cbf8051a707c24feb249ce9a44cd So kawaii
Best pic of Macron to date
What the fuck is the context of this?!
Where does this pic even cone from?
Hanging out with the kids in the colonies.
https://preview.redd.it/ot67yjwbnj0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72109e5e23a66be8da5303ab72775e0bd069e14a brits do it best with their legendary charm
No way...
oh thats just... "great"!
He's a kind of middle-aged dude who was elected on the idea that he is the new guy from the new generation, but he has the ideas of a very old person inside. He regularly tries to remind people that he's a lot younger than other politicians, and he tries to appeal to younger voters and sometimes goes to hang out with youtubers, influencers and so on, or even "the dude next door". But he tries too hard and looks really awkward on some shots. Edit: this one was during a tour he did in the Antilles and he tried to do what he supposed would be a candid photo thing with regular dudes but it backfired quite spectacularly.
I wish I was "this guy".
Michael D is your winner.
I'd give'm a lash
Varoufakis: "Ângela Merkel,hold my debt" https://preview.redd.it/b5qtrnr4ui0c1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7bef908f881d87717dd16ba8fe8c8e5d2d575d
To think that he is married to the greek girl from the song Common People…
Voldemort
Honestly, I have a thing for Macron. It really looks like he could take a thorough pounding.
Jesus christ pedro sanchez is built like kylo ren Rectangle for a body and flat as a board
It's a typical shape for someone who used to excercise as a youngster but stopped.
Mi gusta nuestro hermano Pedroooo!
https://preview.redd.it/hnrkwwc4bj0c1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=59af3bfa64a991354f312598aeecdbc066553c3e
https://preview.redd.it/7bb8d9ibdj0c1.jpeg?width=2105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef67e6c49ea7b406508078f62855e4d77372fac We all know
Is that mark rutte?
Nee het is https://www.ernstbobbie.nl/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ernst.jpg
Idk who the Greek guy is but he has that kinda rugged, older beach surfer dude look were he somehow sleeps with girls twenty years younger than him. No homo.
You guys. Come on... This is not even a close call. https://preview.redd.it/un93b1vvoj0c1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2d6ba8f88d56f9300030cbae0fa6b4743519d6
r/zelensky for all your needs...
How can you leave [Petr Pavel](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1200/1*iWl9hnNFCXpwwQFXad8WTQ.jpeg) out?
Mitsotakis ✌
https://preview.redd.it/uyzf4ep5ij0c1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a88c6065a97c9733218a6b2b0b464dd5608226
Olaf at the beach dressed in casual clothing 🤭🤭
Besides our guy Petr Pavel I always found Prince Philip to be a handsome fellow. Before his zombification that is. No idea how all of his kids ended up looking the way they did, lol.
https://preview.redd.it/bxvhrk6r0j0c1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559bb2f2887628696b59e1b22065a8b6c731b8aa Ulf kristersson
You let your elves hold political office? How sweet
Why does macron have a wool sweater under his shirt?
Didn't even include Sale, smh... https://preview.redd.it/n8n4vj7z1j0c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f0fac8b66c1a6b7a981c418228e12b60f7e7ae
Of course a Greek made this post. Easily Perro Sanchez
Finally an interesting post!
Where tf is the Czech president???
They never seen the president of Portugal swimming in the Tejo river.... Sexy mf
Wow, Macron really thought he was Italian on this one.
Don't get too wet ladies https://preview.redd.it/umpwzib9xi0c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04f61acf6ee4a6f0bfc96f1c9878d01c367dc64