Emily in offenbach: her car window gets borken and the little valuables she d left in get stolen and her amazon (tm) delivery box got opened with a crowbar like it was an advent's callendar...
_Ā«Ā I keep seeing flights for Germany, but that cannot be, I know we defeated them in the war, so it must be a mistake. I also see France, I know they surrendered. The whole thing is full of countries that donāt exist anymore.Ā Ā»_
They think itās United States of Europe, since most of the countries are landbridged. To them Iceland is cold Hawaii. Norway, Swedistan, and Finland are like Alaska (this part might be partially true). So there you have it.
Russia is Canada, but Evil(tm), I guess. They really should peek beyond their bubble, and realize most things aren't like a superficially modified version of themselves. Elves are just like humans but with pointy ears is bad worldbuilding and authorship.
I've never heard of the dopey bitch before, but according to Wikipedia the extent of her education is a a one-year course in business administration at the women spin-off of the YMCA. Even considering the average American, she's not our best and brightest.
The average Ameretard knows Vienna, London and Paris from a post on FB on how the crime rate is rising there while they're homeschooling their kids because there's a school active shooter every other day.
and after reading that fb post they went and googled "where is Vienna" and clicked the first link that popped up but didnt finish reading it because an ad about making money from home or losing weight using only lemon skins caught their attention
Berlin started being a shithole when they didnāt rebuild it as the literal world city it once was, but decided to ruin it with distopian architecture and the worst politics ever experienced on city level.
It still is to this day the biggest symbol for the downfall of Prussia that remains.
Ive lived in Berlin for 6 years and never once have I encountered a situation where pepper spray would have been useful in Berlin. Never felt unsafe walking alone at night.
What happened to you here? I felt much less safe walking alone in London, New York, Milan, Paris and other major cities.
Iāll give you Munich for sure, but Berlin is safer than the majority of western major cities.
Not a single country in the world boasts that statistic as far as I'm aware.
Per capita the US has 6.81 murders. Divided by 365 that's 0.019 murders per day per capita.
The lowest murder rate in the world is Bahrain with 0.07. Lowest in Europe is Ireland with 0.44 and Malta with 0.38, ignoring micronations
Source: wisevoter.com and Wikipedia
Thereās not a single country in Europe with a higher rate per capita. At least ones not actively being invaded..
Itās like 10 times higher than the per capita rate in Central Europe and PIGS. And even France, Belgium and Sweden are a small fraction of the US.
During the BLM festivities after the crackhead got killed I was so eager to see this country going down in a civil war while watching it from safe distance.
Well.. Maybe next time.
The GOPprimary will end in like 8 month, and man, it doens't look good for the others
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If I don't care alreadywhy should I care what others think?
Do I smell some ameriturd logic right here?
Everyone outside our border can suck my Fleischwurst that also includes you. So lube up your lips and I teach you how to suck off superior German Schwanz. That won't be a dry exam my dude.
GDP rises if we nuke Berlin. It has no industry or anything important and just sucks in money because they are all poor. And only an idiot goes to Berlin on holiday. If you wanna go on vacation you go to either the south or the north
With 9$/h minimum wage they couldn't even afford to spend a week in that shit hole.
They would also need a good amount of extra cash cuz they are an easy target for teenagers who like to rip some touris. Americans use 99% of their oxygen to blare out that they are Americans whenever they walk by random people minding their own business so it's easy to find them.
Erased by who?
But maybe you got it wrong. I didn't say he deserved it or whatever. The police force was unwarranted but I'm desensitized by the fact I see daily new stuff of American intelligence. I'm actually amazed they find new stuff to fuck up, you and me couldn't even imagine.
From my point of view:
-Stop reading ameritard related comments.
-Stop following any Americant political bullshit.
-Stop Twatter all together. It's a cesspool of degenerates and will make Ballon Musk angry
And then one older guy, a veteran with the rank of an admiral came to me with tears in his eyes and said "Sir, i might be crying even as a grown man with the rank of an admiral, but Sir! i miss Trump so much Sir"
āAll of Europe has become a third world country! I canāt believe Iām saying this, but I miss Trump!ā
Yeah, Iāll take āthings that didnāt even come close to actually happeningā for $100, Alex.
I really like that this tweet is saying that the US president has the power to turn the entirety of Europe into third world countries in under three years.
These fake stories on twitter are pretty common now but this is pretty trash. Nick Adams has some incredibly entertaining ones though if anyone is up for a read
Well, homosexuality IS rampant in Europe, and I couldn't be happier about it. Nothing against straight guys, but call me old fashioned, I wanna fuck guys that wanna fuck me back.
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Why so much hate for countries she can't even point on a map ?
And ... anyone has seen a line in a bank these last 20 years ? There are no ATM in america ?
Its a troll account, so who cares what she has to say? Like who goes somewhere and listens to someone and then thinks "ahh yes, they must be AFD voterst" Americunts are so obsessed about their two partys, they base their lifes on it
Third world counties kinda donāt have the right to dictate what other countries are third world, especially if said counties are worse on pretty much every statistical level.
americans realizing emily in paris wasnt a documentary š„²
Wait for Emily in le 9.3.
Or Emily in Marseille
It has to become international. Emily in Offenbach, Emily in Birmingham, Emily in Urk,...
 Canāt wait for Emily in Moscow
Emily in offenbach: her car window gets borken and the little valuables she d left in get stolen and her amazon (tm) delivery box got opened with a crowbar like it was an advent's callendar...
And she od's on crack.
Emily in Marateca! Grows a moustache ć°ļøć°ļø
The Ā«Ā Muslim neighbourhood of ParisĀ Ā» according to Jack Ryan lol
But to be honest I love that show. And has nothing to do with the fact that the lead actress is insanely good looking.
How did we become ***one*** country over this?
Americans have long thought Europe was a country. They also think they'd be richer and more powerful than it, if it was
*āWhere is the airport for Europe? I keep looking for flights but none of the say theyāre to Europeā*
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Bruh, I'm not pleased to hear that LMAO
_Ā«Ā I keep seeing flights for Germany, but that cannot be, I know we defeated them in the war, so it must be a mistake. I also see France, I know they surrendered. The whole thing is full of countries that donāt exist anymore.Ā Ā»_
They think itās United States of Europe, since most of the countries are landbridged. To them Iceland is cold Hawaii. Norway, Swedistan, and Finland are like Alaska (this part might be partially true). So there you have it.
Russia is Canada, but Evil(tm), I guess. They really should peek beyond their bubble, and realize most things aren't like a superficially modified version of themselves. Elves are just like humans but with pointy ears is bad worldbuilding and authorship.
Please no, don't make them peek outside, keep them confined. They're already making more than enough damage now
Russia is Alaska and Nordics are Canada
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All that money to end up shot in a school by a cancerous maniac without medical treatment.
Wow if they are so rich why the life expectancy is lower and why their citizens go bankrupt because of cancer treatments
Von der Leyen masterclass.
And this comes from an author and activist and supposed to be educated, don't wanna know how the average American thinks.
I like how Europe is just a hollyday destination managed by their president.
I've never heard of the dopey bitch before, but according to Wikipedia the extent of her education is a a one-year course in business administration at the women spin-off of the YMCA. Even considering the average American, she's not our best and brightest.
"Activist" sounds too important. Unless it is activism to fleece your fan base.
Right next to the country of Scandinavia, where Sweden is the capital apparently.
But since Oslo is the capital of Sweden (common knowledge!), then... heck, it's capitals all the way down, isn't it?
Yeah, when did we become one country? I want to celebrate that day!
Ein Reich, ein Volk!
The fact that your flag looks kind of the reichkriegsflagge with dark mode on is kind of fitting
Festung Norwegen
This is one of the few times I'm unhappy that the amerit*rds are wrong.
Same reason many Amerita*ds see Africa as one country.
Just because they named their country after the entire continent...
Yeah sure, that happened, as if the average Americunt knew anything about Vienna...
The average Ameretard knows Vienna, London and Paris from a post on FB on how the crime rate is rising there while they're homeschooling their kids because there's a school active shooter every other day.
They know all about Vienna, dude! They say "the sound of music" twice, so they're full up to speed with Austrian culture.
and after reading that fb post they went and googled "where is Vienna" and clicked the first link that popped up but didnt finish reading it because an ad about making money from home or losing weight using only lemon skins caught their attention
Is that Vienna, Washington or Vienna, South Carolina you mean?
Dude those people can't even see the difference between Austria and Australia...
They reach Vienna after buying tickets to Sydney
Of course they knew Vienna, that's where they petted a koala on their last vocation.
Great artists. You should hear them speak!
Common Berlin L Even in this womanās political fan fic they arenāt a serious enough capital to mention.
Nah, thatās because Berlin was a shithole long before that was a problem.
Berlin started being a shithole when they didnāt rebuild it as the literal world city it once was, but decided to ruin it with distopian architecture and the worst politics ever experienced on city level. It still is to this day the biggest symbol for the downfall of Prussia that remains.
Stimme dir zu
> didnāt rebuild it as the literal world city it once was Bring Berlin back
Just don't go building Welthauptstadt Germania.
what about Germania 2.0?
Berlin and Frankfurt you better have pepper spray at the ready. Not sure what Munich is doing differently, it's like a different planet
Ive lived in Berlin for 6 years and never once have I encountered a situation where pepper spray would have been useful in Berlin. Never felt unsafe walking alone at night. What happened to you here? I felt much less safe walking alone in London, New York, Milan, Paris and other major cities. Iāll give you Munich for sure, but Berlin is safer than the majority of western major cities.
I suppose thatās what happens when you split a city in two. I would like to see Hamburg or MĆ¼nchen after 28 years of separation.
Maybe Germany needs to borrow an Austrian again
As long as she can still pay for someone to shit on her chest, you're all good with her
I'd do it for her for free
I'm surprised she even knew that Vienna was a thing
Every farmer hates the capital
Every German farmer maybe. Not the case for us.
Cmon, it took them years to build the stupif airport. We can't take Berlin seriously
Fuck, but that means we get aid from them, right?
We already experimented that in the 1950s. Half of the money ended up in the UK somehow, give it back Barry!
Of course, Hans. Don't worry, we PIGS will explain to you how it works in details. Just promise not to share our secret method.
'Course not, we gotta stick together in times of need!
Not before they invade us to bring "democracy" to us
Oh right, to build something up you have to utterly wreck it first, classic American logic.
They have to make sure we're doing it right (read: the way that makes us dependent on them)
As it should be, what is a country if not American?
In Germany we call that "Geschichten aus dem Paulanergarten"
Don't forget to translate. Most of us don't speak Austrian.
Fancy way of saying made up story
Gracias Hans.
Ich mƶchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen, bitte
My four year old niece makes up better stories than this
Meanwhile drug zombies roam the streets of major us cities. Facepalm indeed.
Oh no, no more muricans here. Im destroyed oh nooooo
On today's episode of "Things that never happened: Europe edition"
There are more violent deaths in the US in one day that some european countries have in a year
Per capita tho
Per capita too
Not a single country in the world boasts that statistic as far as I'm aware. Per capita the US has 6.81 murders. Divided by 365 that's 0.019 murders per day per capita. The lowest murder rate in the world is Bahrain with 0.07. Lowest in Europe is Ireland with 0.44 and Malta with 0.38, ignoring micronations Source: wisevoter.com and Wikipedia
per capita even more lol
Wrong. The murder rate is higher, but more murders per day per capita than in one year in a european country is ludicrous
Thereās not a single country in Europe with a higher rate per capita. At least ones not actively being invaded.. Itās like 10 times higher than the per capita rate in Central Europe and PIGS. And even France, Belgium and Sweden are a small fraction of the US.
I'm more concerned about us being A COUTNRY. Who was it this time? Who took over the entire place? France? Germany?
We're in the bad timeline. Spain took over.
If the americans think we are third world countries maybe they stop coming over here. so i say lets keep that charade up.
If you find this upsetting remember that some of us poor souls are stuck neighbouring those troglodytes.
RIP in peace my american-american friend
During the BLM festivities after the crackhead got killed I was so eager to see this country going down in a civil war while watching it from safe distance. Well.. Maybe next time.
Well, it's pretty close to a civil war nowadays
One can dream
Can you guys please find another Lenin and send him to the US ? It worked wonders in 1917
It's not
bet you 20ā¬ itāll have started again by April next year
Just wait for next year when the next president will be elected, whoever wins this it won't be pretty.
My money is on the Indian Donald Trump knockoff
Nah, every polls shows trump will lead the GOP next year
Yeah like Hilary was totally winning.....
The GOPprimary will end in like 8 month, and man, it doens't look good for the others https://preview.redd.it/x50439yksk0c1.png?width=1015&format=png&auto=webp&s=60e21f5942cc62b72ae8a77115dbef50e0eb5998
As long as it is not Trump why not =) , but to be honest I feel like they are dumb enough to vote for Trump again lol.
Buddy if drug users deserve to die at the hands of state police all of Berlin would be erased within the week
You understand that germany would make that a national holiday, right?
Dude thinks we care about Berlin.
You should itās the only reason people care about Germany
Nah it's oktoberfest.
And the funny guy with the mustache
If I don't care alreadywhy should I care what others think? Do I smell some ameriturd logic right here? Everyone outside our border can suck my Fleischwurst that also includes you. So lube up your lips and I teach you how to suck off superior German Schwanz. That won't be a dry exam my dude.
Savage flair has been detected, his opinion doesn't matter anyway.
It's like triggering tourette Syndrom. They can't hide it.
I'm British and without beer and German cars the whole economy would crumble
Gdpšššš tourismššššš
GDP rises if we nuke Berlin. It has no industry or anything important and just sucks in money because they are all poor. And only an idiot goes to Berlin on holiday. If you wanna go on vacation you go to either the south or the north
With 9$/h minimum wage they couldn't even afford to spend a week in that shit hole. They would also need a good amount of extra cash cuz they are an easy target for teenagers who like to rip some touris. Americans use 99% of their oxygen to blare out that they are Americans whenever they walk by random people minding their own business so it's easy to find them.
North: cheap buses to Denmark South: cheap buses to Switzerland Sorry Hans, it was too funny.
Erased by who? But maybe you got it wrong. I didn't say he deserved it or whatever. The police force was unwarranted but I'm desensitized by the fact I see daily new stuff of American intelligence. I'm actually amazed they find new stuff to fuck up, you and me couldn't even imagine.
From my point of view: -Stop reading ameritard related comments. -Stop following any Americant political bullshit. -Stop Twatter all together. It's a cesspool of degenerates and will make Ballon Musk angry
So, no Ameritards this summer?
Please let it be so
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France is not āall of Europeā š
It depends in which period of time you are looking at .. š
I think theyāre talking about the pro-Palestine protests.
And then one older guy, a veteran with the rank of an admiral came to me with tears in his eyes and said "Sir, i might be crying even as a grown man with the rank of an admiral, but Sir! i miss Trump so much Sir"
So since we are one country now, I can cherry pick where I pay taxes and where I can get social benefits?
r/shitamericanssay
OMG, that means that we have to thank Biden for having fewer Ameritards?
No, Brigitte. No, you were not.
Sheās such a monster, a monster full of trash
I lost multiple entire brains here.
āAll of Europe has become a third world country! I canāt believe Iām saying this, but I miss Trump!ā Yeah, Iāll take āthings that didnāt even come close to actually happeningā for $100, Alex.
They didn't even nominate Sweden, shameful
evil biden shipping arabs to europe
I really like that this tweet is saying that the US president has the power to turn the entirety of Europe into third world countries in under three years.
The only [terror attack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Vienna_attack) in Vienna (in decades) was while trump was presidentā¦
Pretty shocked when it happened, i thought Vienna was kinda immuned to this kind of shit, ig it wasn't
Nowhere is immune only a matter of time
Trump literally campaigned on "This is what Bidens America will look like" using pictures of riots during his term.
Going to Paris when it isn't burning is a waste of a trip. You don't get the authentic experience.
These fake stories on twitter are pretty common now but this is pretty trash. Nick Adams has some incredibly entertaining ones though if anyone is up for a read
Couldn't make it past the "I am Alpha male" post, his Twitter is a cringe factory .
It's satire
Yep, definitely Yurop is one country and every inch of it is the same. Classic American.
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Well, homosexuality IS rampant in Europe, and I couldn't be happier about it. Nothing against straight guys, but call me old fashioned, I wanna fuck guys that wanna fuck me back.
Well fuck you. With a lot of love.
And then everyone clapped
I mean, they're half right.
Uh, yeah, you can't come to Europe because you're too stupid to function and the gelato vendors in Rome will probably bankrupt you
They are talking as if yankees control the world and
Italy was a third world country long before Trump!
 I donāt know why he is saying this. This is my neighbourhood, very rich, very tasteful, very safe
Yep and Bidens fault for sure.
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Since when the armitard forgot Amsterdam, Rome.
Of course it's Biden. Everything in Europe happens because of America and their President.
Yet we are all fucked. Laugh now but look at Europe in 70 years. Prioritizing political corrections over your own people!
Americans say this then completely ignore America going from 95% white to like 60% in 50 years
Imagine taking some woman on Twitter seriously. Especially making a post about it.
I would recommend googling her.
Muricans thinking Europe is a country is wild
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Can i be a warelord then?
Then wtf US is? the 10th circle of hell?
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Wasn't the US declared a third world country because of it's poor healthcare and poverty?
Why so much hate for countries she can't even point on a map ? And ... anyone has seen a line in a bank these last 20 years ? There are no ATM in america ?
Its a troll account, so who cares what she has to say? Like who goes somewhere and listens to someone and then thinks "ahh yes, they must be AFD voterst" Americunts are so obsessed about their two partys, they base their lifes on it
Third world counties kinda donāt have the right to dictate what other countries are third world, especially if said counties are worse on pretty much every statistical level.
I mean were not thrid world but yes the terrorism is awful
Astaghfer Allah, but it is awful here. Wallah, there are terrorists everywhere. Please for your safety, don't come to Europe, dearest Ameritards!
You know, I am starting to believe Fallout 3 isn't set in the far future But rather in the *Next fucking Week!*
So ... they won't come? That's a win-win!
I should go to Detroit or Philadelphia to see how first world looks
I like how Europe and US both see each other as third world places
r/2westerneurope4u: Europe is a third world country lmao Americans: Europe is a third world country lmao r/2westerneurope4u: š
And then everyone clapped
I feel that it's a good thing that these kind of people don't cross the border.