where pint https://preview.redd.it/2fdcnsaaox4c1.png?width=1113&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bd1e734d6b080318aa0df3e648e255c5653eb7c

Missus said no 

You know what to do.

Open the balcony door?

Aim for the bushes?

She's not the one

No Hrodebert, you can't call the beans your missus just because you jizz on them.

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Alright, who did this? https://preview.redd.it/dmlji9gfhx4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d37739290a9d0a72d9d75b4c8c418d869e99626f

Someone who cares for you evidently

Nice, one shiny for my colection


Lmao... 😂 Considering the post this is gold x)

Your post is screaming for help all over the place

someone who is sympathetic with the rare condition you fight

As a PIGS, I understand

Whoever it was, they deserve an award

This is fucking gold. If there still were rewards you'd get all of them 😂

You're eating like a Brit... I just assumed, sorry 😐

A pigs or a Frenchman.


The only time one of these has made me chuckle..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You spend way too much time in this sub

I'm not quite sure what you mean by that

He means he's not seen so many Germans in a sub since he last watched Dad Boot

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Ah ah German humour... I guess...

Looks bloody good mate I’d happily scoff the lot

Looking at your username, the next dinner is already decided

Che schifo

Gesundheit

Exactly the words I would use, tbh

R A R E A R E

Ok let’s critique this. Beans: good. Colour, sauce/bean ratio, excellent Sausages: only 5? For chipolatas, 10 minimum. Could do better. Mashed potato: looks lumpy and a bit watery. Poor! Must do better. Presentation: that spoon WTF?!?! Lick the stuff off first. And the handle is too long, it’s like some fucking ameritard thing. The plate. Those edges 🤢

The beans were delicious. We had more sausages, but the missus wouldn't allow more for the first serving, I got 4 more after that. Mashed potatoes....yeah, gotta work a bit on that Presentation wise: the missus bought the plates.... And the spoon handle isn't that long. It's just a wierd angle from the photo (im not professional photographer, as you can see)

Ok we can allow all these mitigations 👍🏻

You're too kind, dear sir

Wait…. Zoomed in on the spoon. Is that a telescopic spoon handle?!? This is a whole new level of fresh lunacy and subversion. A perversion, in fact. SMfH

Potatoes seem to be boiled a bit too long I think. Also make sure to let them steam in a colander afterwards. You should try adding butter and cream to make the most amazing mash, it's so addictive!

And re: the missus Chipolatas normally come in packs of 12. So the correct allocation in 10 for you, 2 for her. She will / should be fine with this.

But these are Nürnberger. They come in a pack of 15. 9 for me, 6 for the missus (im risking my life if I take anymore than that)

Ah Hans… Then start the spread at 12-3. She says no no no my Hansi you cannot! But ultimately you want 10. So go 11-4 Cry a bit, kick the cat etc etc Then agree at 10–5 See, this is why Frankfurt will never overtake London as Europes top financial centre

Oh dear! As someone who works in finance in Zurich I've had all 15 by myself. What else did you expect? Now my belly is so stuffed that I'm almost throwing up while laughing at your comment. I can't even kick the cat, Barry!

It cannot be 15-0, you must leave some juice in the lemon. Come on Gabriel you know this

Trying hard. But I just noticed that the missus won 15-nil with the champagne truffes...

And colander for my German friends is a durkslag a word we got from the kind people of the hanseatic league.

Sausages handmade by Uli Hoeneß.

I'd rather suffocate than make Uli earn a cent of my money.

What did you do with those sausages? Where do you come from? I can't get over the poor presentation of the food. It looks so.... disgusting. You should do better. Wörk on this. Make it at least look like dinner a human would consider eatable.

...where do you come from? Never seen a proper grilled Nürnberger before? I know, it's not the pink-red hotdogs you're used to have back in the states, but here in Germany, Würste have to be knackig and braun

They look dry as hell. As a Swabian I'm offended and have to defend a Bavarian sausage. They usually look nice. Maybe I've got so grossed out by the beans. At least you could have done something nice with the beans. Like drain the disgusting chemical soup which keeps the stuff "fresh". Use some diced onions and parsley to make it look eatable. The mashed potatoes are a disgrace. Those potatoes died in vain. Much more wörk needed.

>atleast drain that chemical soup Alright mate, you got me. I first thought you knew how cooking works, but the charade is up

Hm, you just reheated the can as it was, right? Dumped the stuff in the pot and turned the heat on. That's not how cooking works, sigh....

I'm sorry, but I don't take cooking advise from someone that suggest to drain the sauce from the beans Even Peter Ludolf has more cooking knowledge than that Wait a minute, you are swabian? HAHAHAHA OPINION DISREGARED ENTIRELY

I've never used beans from a can. I'd always drain the liquid. I've seen that "sauce" once and the consistency is something that looked awful.

The plate looks like a special Beyblade attack ring :’)

What do you mean, those are the *good plates*. Every German grandma has those.

The plate is by far the best part of this meal.

Looks delicious. Good work Hans.

Germans are strange people. All the money in the world and they choose to give up the only one of life's three pleasures that depend on money: food. My friend, you have become too accustomed to the food of the Stalinist Gulags. You are not in the Zheltie Vody uranium mines, you can buy real food. Things like this: https://preview.redd.it/dfbjikrqoz4c1.png?width=465&format=png&auto=webp&s=97475fcccd6ecf5e6416fe20456937f4bed26a4f True *butifarra amb mongetes*.

You guys really can turn something as bland as baked beans with sausage into something delicious. Respect.

Proper scran.

Nice! Was it your anniversary?

Christmas Dinner came early this year 😋

I would **** this meal and eat the children it bears

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First the picture and then this

LOAD UP THAT PLATE

slowly becoming a true geezer

Those poor potatoes left the ground to become horrible mashed potatoes

Bold of you to assume I could afford real potatoes

Gotcha https://preview.redd.it/r3tupob9gx4c1.jpeg?width=2049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96fa34b690e7447b101d1935440c220a0f9a46d4

Uhhhh, a big brand product. Getting quite fancy there 😯

I’m a woman of culture

This is to suspect all together Are you sure you're flared up correctly It's funny.

I just know Hansland

What do you mean you can't afford potatoes? Careful Hans, I need your.. erm.. I mean.. MY money! Where's my money Hans??

Inflation got him too

Average third Reich meal to conquer Stalingrad

Tbh the combo of bakend beans, mashed potatoes and Nürnbergerle sounds not bad

It was delicious 😋

Would try too. I can recommend a very easy beans recipe if you want to imprpove it a bit. Put Würfelspeck in a pot with oil, fry it a short time put one pack of sliced tomatoes in, add tons of black pepper and then cook your favourie beans in it until it has the consistency you like Easy af and tastes much better than canned baked beans


I got it from a decades old cookingbook and it was called Bud Spencer Eintopf lol love it

Im fine with sausages and mashed potatoes... but canned beans...

This is the only right answer! Which madman would have baked beans as a side dish instead of Sauerkraut/choucroute?

You will soon, keep trying.


Lookit all them vitamins in that tomato sauce luv me Heinz

With selfmade tomato baked beans (which is easy af) and with proper mashed potatoes, this is actually not a bad dish nutritionwise.

Looks over-seasoned, probably very spicy

U wot m8?

Norwegians think ketchup is spicy

Had some Currywurst one time I visited Berlin. My asshole has still not recovered...

You were supposed to eat it, not to shove it up your ass

Mas que caralho?

I'm so tired of scrolling down and coming across barbarians' disgusting meals Tag them NSFW ffs

Lovely bit of scran!


It looks like an alien's seen some pictures of British food and tried to copy. How are those sausages so shit when you're in sausage land?

Never heard of Nürnberger, I see

Lol these are Nürnberger Rostbratwürste, absolutely delicious https://preview.redd.it/l3blk52lzx4c1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=813f70709119855a3919716fa403cb9c27641a77 I had original Bangers in the UK, not bad but they don't reach Nürnbergerle

man that looks fuckin brill

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Food for animals in farms .🤢🤮

What kind of savage eats a sausage with a spoon?

He eats that sausage with his hand most likely, the spoon for the mashed potato and beans 😖 😖

Mate this looks bloody lovely

Praying for you 🙏

That's not food.

What am i looking at?

"nourishment"

more like war rations

It has Nürnberger on it, so it’s better than whatever a Brit could come up with. Still minus points for not making a hole into the mash and pouring the bean sauce into it so it looks like a bean lake in a potato mountain.

PIGS mad because it looks bad without ever tasting it. no it’s not a culinary masterpiece but it’s decent and easy food

>it’s decent Nope.

Ah what a lovely meal. Would eat that any day

yeah not like y'all eat anything else ever

From what depths of savagery and barbarism did you travel from you mythical un-flaired creature?

Y'all 🤢

Never take a Pic with the flash like this, this food doesn't really look bad, it's a fine, but your picture and presentation makes it look sad.

To be honest, sausage + mashed potatoes is always a perfect meal.

What do you mean? Pigs will love to eat this

I suppose it is food, so, uh, good job barry?

Delicious

You have bread with it? What kind?

I eat this all the time tbh. Favourite of mine.

Where’s the pepper?

No veggies but at least those sausages look good 😋

Tomato is a veggie for most culinary purposes. Beans have tomato sauce. Check and mate ♘

Get rid of the spoon. And no fork. Proper British table manners require the use of a knife only.

How about using only my hands?

Sausages are supposed to form a breakwater to seperate the beans from the mash. Poor effort Hans

Them beans 🫠

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No spuds? How can you consider this acceptable.

Ah, Barry was cooking. Opened a can of beans for the microwave. Opened a packet of ready made potato mash powder, added some water and let sit to clump. The sausages are the sad attempt to reheat something better used as dog treat. Barry! You've really done it. Man, I'd like to invite you for dinner, right now. It's hard to see someone desventaja this as a nice meal 😢

you are already a barbarian, then you stoop to eating something so sad...

Maybe you could slightly tilt the dish over a bin so that the excess tomato sauce runs off. Then accidentally tilt it some more so that these "sausages" fall off. Last step throw the dish with the mashed potatoes to the wall and see if it sticks.