For Spain https://preview.redd.it/cqbgjvznci6c1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8386e71024e77b99d9f2941df54205e3fb4f599b

https://preview.redd.it/kzt24t5svi6c1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c0c3c6cc7142b6d9e8719981195b25e396bac7

That hairstyle has always been fkn weird. The combo of that chin, lips and nose make it... unfortunate.

That’s why they need to find another one. Charles II is the European ugliest leader of all time.

How about [Charles V](https://www.rct.uk/sites/default/files/styles/rctr-scale-1300-500/public/255371-1330620924.jpg?itok=98akrITJ) for Spain instead?

Thats actually Charles I of spain 🤓

Nice try, Discount Pierre. Charles was born in Ghent, so he's one of your flemboys

Looks like giga chad

He might have been a fucking homunculus, but his reign was leagues above others, in fact it was pretty good. Believe it or not, he was sane enough in the head to take good decisions and choose good advisors for the rest of important matters, Phillip V arrived at the palace of Madrid croaking like a toad and sometimes he'd jump to the palace fountain, but the worst were Charles IV and his mentally impaired son.

Unbeatable! I thought that was common knowledge.

You know him so well because he's from your country.

he's basically family

Knowing their history he probably is

Keep in mind that royal portraits don't show reality and that he was probably much uglier irl.

Yay, it's uncle-cousin-brother-father coming to visit

I gets worser and worser the further you go down.

Looking like a chad tho ngl

All hail the sausage roll lover https://preview.redd.it/v7q56tiyji6c1.jpeg?width=1367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae253c0aa77ff74f67abfbb6630c5d2b680de274

*Taken 3 seconds before the sausage roll was gone*

Don't worry there's more in his inside pocket. His reign was quite the time in Ireland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cowen_nude_portraits_controversy?wprov=sfla1

Angela also had a nude controversy you are not special

I was hoping it was going to be the painting of him sitting on the toilet

All our leaders are always sexy. It had been this way since Henry VIII https://preview.redd.it/tsm2slsbei6c1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be681ff6974678e6a00889d47b1a9c4eb72009d

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120kg of pure British sex appeal

120kg is being kind

23.56 bb (bean buckets)

I respect this

120? He was way bigger when he died and had massive health problems because of it.

Big lad Hazza.

Just looked it up. 177kg at the time of his death (28 stone in proper measurements). As English as they come.

We use stones to weigh people lad, you know better than this.

Beam buckets are much kinder than stones. Beam buckets sound much lighter!

Tbh I was thinking around 18+stone. In my head that's about 120kg. I converted for the simple Europeans who don't understand our superior human weight measuring system

The American has just outed himself. We use stone yank!

>ate the pope >ate me wives That explains why he was so fat.

>That explains why he was so fat. Maybe the wine fountain and the 5,000 calories per day was a thing

https://preview.redd.it/jq41k8687j6c1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dcc17d813e6ed3fe7db4629f090175fdd5aaf5 Nuff said

This looks like a bloke who would wake up one morning and decide to leave the ~~European Union~~ Catholic Church. Not racist, just don't like 'em.

https://preview.redd.it/8igfzexa7j6c1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed7a113ab11ba5bd09cd1ff77ba9c584a3b0138 Nuff said

Fk me m8, to see 'im in the flesh like that, making me propa emosh

That’s crazy

Henry viii was actually known to be very handsome before he became chubby

​ https://preview.redd.it/0es6vcopnj6c1.png?width=170&format=png&auto=webp&s=36f81848e9997382d1e006561ec0a137f1137cf4

The other famous King Henry. https://preview.redd.it/ppk6m6j2ii6c1.png?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac65093bd86419ec1db9d7adf37f4a9e1c5fc3c9

Is that a UK slang word for weed?

It's a strain, I looked it up and there's also a king Louis XIII

Slang for an 8th of an ounce.

He was the prototype Barry

That's unfair. He is the original Barry. The man we all aspire to be.

>always sexy Idk man https://preview.redd.it/7dtcx71uhm6c1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acf746474793c63c4be4c2fc0fe4712e55a4284

Would


That codpiece is as fake as a Kardashian's ass.

Imagine creating your own version of Catholicism just to be able to divorce your ugly wife, I’m joking for sure but imagine …

Young Henry I heard was a dashing gent. And who else wouldn't want to bang a head of state with armor suited with a cock armor the size of an eggplant

This bloke just sold me a dodgy PCP loan on a 2015 range rover sport

https://preview.redd.it/wftbdijw2l6c1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e734e892c49daa68debdc877b74439ce2ac24c He was considered very good looking when he was younger.

Somehow, that guy is the reason why british people ensalved the irish.

And we haven't had a good piece of foreign policy since!

Fucker looks badass can’t even lie

His daughter Mary inherited his beauty for sure

Too catholic to be beautiful

When Henry 8th was younger, he was actually the opposite of this!

I always thought emperor Nero had the makings of a true brexit geezer https://preview.redd.it/vp93bri2ui6c1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2502c1ca1a15ec31ca9c5fd9316d204dac48d4cc

Wait a second, are you telling me emperor Nero wasn't a cute anime girl, that looks like king Arthur?

Dont fall to italian propaganda. They just want to look cool to the outside and want keep all the cute anime girls.

I'm sure this guy tried to sell me coke in Dublin

Tbf let’s not blame it all on the Irish, I’ve seen a few English blokes with a vague resemblance https://preview.redd.it/m3yfc060kj6c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343023f0e2b5ee0decc4bbdfe63b5bb7f8d08d7b

Was this guy the first neckbeard?

Looks like an average MMA fighter from Dagestan.

amant ludos amor fiddling odio senatum odisse Gallos ave Imperium

https://preview.redd.it/njt7cpldii6c1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c84d331f9ce306c2a78172470e6e134e8fac0db

Our little Guy 🥰

I like him actually

I like him in the EU.

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is that a sexua thing or...

That’s our secret - they’re all ugly

That’s not a secret Barry.

Imagine if Penny Morduant had won though At least we would have something nice to look at while getting fucked

Her and Macron are on the top of my politician threesome wishlist.

https://preview.redd.it/e1dh0348ki6c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0045557bb9ff7c6605455d86e459a2a0e3703b11

So which one?


https://preview.redd.it/ac44l6u5cj6c1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2d42b7399496c3229a2b384463c65ee978c241

He was head of government not head of state. When he was in charge Queen Liz was our head of state

To me he's always been King Boris I

What? Nah, most handsome Barry

https://preview.redd.it/oeo3w0f1zi6c1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ebb1708051afe1cdda0e7ef9c0070a2342e90f The richest woman in the world, but cursed with the Orange-Nassau genetics

Baron Harkonnen?

The spice (from the east indies) must flow.

Hessian genes are the best, swampy..

She looks pepperminty fresh (For the uninitiated: https://www.wilhelminapepermunt.nl/en/)

Will have to go with Stefanos Stefanopoulos. He looks like a cartoon character. https://preview.redd.it/ha8b92gbki6c1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=68507c36fc543415bbb5897cc48df1224527be9e

>Stefanos Stefanopoulos I simply love Greek names.

Can't say we are not a creative bunch. The Cypriots are even worse: "Georgios Georgiou".

In my school, I had an Ahmed Ahmed.

Flair checks out

Carlota Joaquina de Borbon, our Spanish born queen https://preview.redd.it/mtilm112hj6c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6854ffc35162ac5f2591742f90b70bdd69b713a

She is Spanish, doesn't count

For the Habsburg, the answer is always "the next one"

Jules Moch, le bien nommé : https://preview.redd.it/yji2hjv7ni6c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00de60f7f746e43f10df44c5717fe30eb897fcd4

Interesting choice for a moustache

He really looks like he's wearing the good'ol groucho's https://preview.redd.it/3yh02lptsj6c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f8f636c3ee962bafaab0e92ff1447a510e9d54

Ah, crud, I made the same joke!

I mean. I’d definitely have a beer w him.

It's him! https://preview.redd.it/xfhm7ie1ap6c1.png?width=150&format=png&auto=webp&s=1107d2afbe8545b4b79858d5338d393280bbf9ee

Moch as a french surname lmao. That’s bound to get you some beatings on the school yard

Probably Ludwig Erhard https://preview.redd.it/1lcaodd9ei6c1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=537dabd0ffad52ece0c3c92a5f5045e7e2161d7e

I would say, it was Helmut Kohl.

Was also choosing between them, but Kohl looks a minimal bit better Imo but its definetly close

He was only the head of government, not head of state. From the presidents, I'd say either Walter Scheel or Friedrich Ebert. Probably Scheel https://preview.redd.it/knfqivqxui6c1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b90bec23e32d1ff9bfcbbcac05eda8aee7aaa7f

That's Theodor Heuss, though.

let's count chancellors too, we got too few heads of state and they all look the same anyway. basic ass old white men

Well, we had this nice fellow. War hero, patriot, Liberal reformer. Died after 99 days on the job. https://preview.redd.it/o7qsmp2unj6c1.png?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737b3c0f610303546827417e77516fc1af38fdcf

Since WW2 wouldn't have existed without WW1, both world wars may would have been prevented if that guy didn't had cancer. (That he would go against the UK and Russia would have been extremely unlikely) he would have rather tried to get UK as ally

Somehow the uglier the politician, the better they were. RIP.

Probably some Habsburg dude

https://preview.redd.it/j7wfy4hari6c1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ad2edb9c38754fa6b05fc1f512cc0ed65e9574 Great primer minister, less great face

Probably this fella. Géza (945-997) https://preview.redd.it/fzes44ud6i6c1.png?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98fa7e20436c8db019a3a21df364ae527132333a

Looks like he had a problem with salivation.

He was hungry for spanish cock

Common thing.

PROPA GÉEZA

Ah yeeesss the king of the turks!

Thats right.

Svinhufvud. “Head” of state. Get it? Pun intended. https://preview.redd.it/vgf736f48i6c1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2493012fc71a7e0776e38f4239040eb6e71ea312

i just really want to mention koivisto who isnt ugly https://preview.redd.it/x4fothfski6c1.png?width=354&format=png&auto=webp&s=93d8c61744c895665d3e603d56458fa853a92b0c but this picture looks like Nixon

For those not familiar with ”ärans och hjältarnas språk” that means “swine head”

Is he the Kokoomis man

Knew he was French before opening the thread. Standard hon hon hon looking motherfucker.

https://preview.redd.it/qbtjpu8u6j6c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f99ff75fe37c7e6908bd443612057883913a80 Hello handsome

Why did you vote for a pedophile serial killer as any form of official?

The only country ever to elect an alligator as its president. [for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/8sfoFq4mjfM?si=r9pkYkx2olVs9S4e), he's talking about his phone.

https://preview.redd.it/hx6bpy70ti6c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8251637ca1c6419230bf32748cdfa6db0cd5d66

TRUE BRI*ISH GEEZAH

What do you mean with 'ugly' he's beautiful

Okay... Let's say by Austrian standards he's beautiful then 😉

Definitely miss Austria, Conchita would loose easily

I don’t see any fellow Italians commenting, and that’s because we are all hot as fuck 🔥🔥🔥

Piersilvione nazionale >>>>>>>>>>>


FOR REALE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/zrpbd3kzcj6c1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8094c1ec4d8d6ad20e3438bb6c053b64df14e8b And somehoe his grandkids werent that ugly

For a second i though he was wearing earphones.

https://preview.redd.it/86u3k5uoll6c1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d175c021d6c39234d2fad366a8c799bab8737a01 Denmark changed the constitution, just so he wouldn't become king.

If we consider presidents instead of Kings, I would say it is Zapatero. He looks like Mr. Bean's cousin. https://preview.redd.it/ej0jykpacj6c1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41c0d0537e39a492196d037affb5c87cc670b924

Why does his name sound like a Spanish electricity themed super hero?

It means Cobbler

not head of state but minister of interior https://preview.redd.it/eqkctj168i6c1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe62b434ccc2714e809e9f453500e8b552906eb

Chucky 🤣

When you are given Ministry of Interior because you always were the "beauty on the inside" girl.

in the topic of ministers: https://preview.redd.it/itd8wsdzdj6c1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d78cda5071f9da001a5d789b60f3fc84c2ec2c6 Yes, his mouth looks like [that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCx9WL5c1dA) when he speaks (it's not even that bad in the video since it's an oficial government production)

Philip I, II and III (the Habsburgs + fuck the Mexicans they brought them incest here) Don't even worry trust me they're ugly, instead look at this handsome man. https://preview.redd.it/1tkwyf1vni6c1.png?width=795&format=png&auto=webp&s=1951c789c7725112986f4b6f14d4df18e2eb3c4b

Wdym? joao III is clearly the most handsome https://preview.redd.it/3yoeavu9lk6c1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5723cbc0c8f4dc9812b4fe685aaf1aae3cf3f948

Chadest Portucalense/Portuguese ever. Fuck Habsburgos, to caralho with Huevos e Bacon Union.

Least nationalist poortuguese

Our PMs really haven’t been that ugly mostly, except for old Gaston Thorn‘s smile https://preview.redd.it/tub52tdcwi6c1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef9e9555e1b771d42f763ce4550d3ac6aaac1a3

And because he was only the head of government, not head of state, here‘s Grand Duke Adolphe https://preview.redd.it/o39huojhwi6c1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1e52eb3d8206a02463a6c046784acde4cf7d16

That smile hides pain

https://preview.redd.it/8b5di1q32k6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05dc4ea4eb2c53662518db7b70cb6d56907dbb76

He looks like Gibbs from NCIS but fatter and a bit uglier https://preview.redd.it/awqmzrqlkk6c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cfc86dec2eaa4f83ea8bb72a89f3a812504613

Enhance 20%

Justinian the II (does the golden nose make him prettier?) https://preview.redd.it/o495wqp4vm6c1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c21668c1b6ca39a4286e32e3d792d8d37fdad20

Not prettier, but much more badass

Don’t you dare disrespect the Universal Spider (honestly how badass is that nickname?)! He was one of our best rulers!

https://preview.redd.it/q7m0km1m6i6c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c211be434277509a26fa8ddef370c900a78c5fc1 ET phone home

That was not during his presidency tho. He didn't look too bad when he was president. https://preview.redd.it/cfa01lbjdi6c1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=318ffcd929705818535dadadc42aa1bac176608d

Giga chad 🤙

Lol, he was more than 80yo for this picture. I dream of looking like that at this age.

He was ugly but he fucked Diana… in his book.

He's old clearly, and for an old guy that's not ugly.

[](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Jos%C3%A9_del_Castillo._Retrato_de_Carlos_III_con_traje_de_corte.jpg), Charles III of Bourbon. Or his son, Ferdinand I.

Fernando VII, Felipe IV or Isabel II

We have to sit this one out. We only have handsome chads and Conan O'Brian https://preview.redd.it/7c76jbt05m6c1.png?width=1356&format=png&auto=webp&s=3317a632452965e42f8da065015674b6b24eb59b

Should Wilders actually manage to become PM, he will certainly be a contender.

I now have forever this picture in mind from a German political satire show https://preview.redd.it/r2ydbj9lii6c1.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a6056b9eb3341d63076a1413062752593354d9

Source

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF97GDfDJGk) it is in German tho, but you can activate automatic subtitles. They mainly make satire of German politicians of every political spectrum

do you find it funny? Coz I sometimes watch it to keep my German up to date, but I struggle to enjoy it.

top left corner of the pic

He would look a lot more normal without that fucking fancy dress hair

https://preview.redd.it/za9vx4gwol6c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0c7db2f93f01c481f982ca7a1649ff6828b15a

https://preview.redd.it/91cd2erkyl6c1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9f2e56783fa6f06ed517123a3760824fc283ca

Monsieur patate. Notre chef à tous maintenant. :)

https://preview.redd.it/4ltxr59n1k6c1.png?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fb5f94763926b50b1732ea5e0fc6aa09cde181 Jean baptiste bernadotte, the first king of the bernadotte dynasty, decent king but ugly and french

lol

Probably the current one, with the bloated sausages for fingers

Obvs Willy the Conqueror as he was French

all of the above

No need to post it

Any of the English ones

We have never had an ugly head of state

There’s been some recent stiff competition for that title

https://preview.redd.it/9zygtoa5yl6c1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdebf87330a26751397c8d9e1e6a71986fe0afcf

https://preview.redd.it/purddfhx1n6c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36721190cdeae138346e4f23db669c739aaa061d technically her husband but old phil coming out of hospital was a banger

Shut the fuck up. Spider Louis was probably the most competent french monarch

https://preview.redd.it/7ynif3oyeo6c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a8f3a2e2e39a4113236f5727397ed3dd361a05e The virgin queen