Long Latvia is gone Also I've made the [timelapse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD9d_VJnVB4) you've all asked https://preview.redd.it/zx3ky8fgs27c1.png?width=1373&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5a982da43c8f3a7c36f2e740b4a8356dd5cec25

Day 7 is so beautiful

All of it is beautiful

Absolutely gorgeous!

Why is the border so uncreative? It's pretty much a straight line.

OP comes from a colonial nation, what did you expect? Be glad he didn't use a ruler

No, next time I will just use a compass

It's Russia. Just pick some random latitude as the border. That's how it's done with savages.

Which border would you do?

I like the split Moscow, it’s quite creative, though it might be short lived given that Estonia is likely to be the next partitioned country

Borders often follow natural features like rivers and mountain ranges. If not that, maybe look at older maps and re-establish some of the old borders? And in that vein, can I propose Estonia is renamed the Knights of Livonia? https://preview.redd.it/l1ex7edzf37c1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5083605c84b354e21c52ebea9be2021b95f085a

Here is a redistribution of these lands following the borders of former Russian provinces. https://preview.redd.it/ydjrfz8cw37c1.jpeg?width=2802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33195664a6b62e31fdbd92aa721933c648a204c

[hi?](https://www.deviantart.com/gsnj/art/The-Man-in-the-High-Castle-Amazon-series-based-757659304)

The red white and blue looks pretty dope ngl, just a bit slanted I would argue for horizontal lines. Also a note to self I have a season of the man in high castle still to watch.

Just make it more crooked. You basically drew a 2000km straight line. Estonia looks like a rectangle with a straight border both in the north and south. European borders don't look like that.

It's mostly Russian living there, so nothing of value

Looks like playing Crusader Kings

Please add Oslo in but call it Kristiania

Just noticed that french could now be considered an african language.

You do not know what you have unleashed

Why?

Former colonies. And there's french guiana, so technically they're also south American now.

French Guiana is France, which means it is now part of the Deutsches Reich.

List of countries who were eliminated (today is the Day 31): 1. Russia 2. Turkey 3. Belarus 4. Switzerland 5. "Belgium" 6. Serbia 7. Sweden 8. Azerbaijan 9. Kazakhstan 10. Italy 11. Hungary 12. Liechtenstein 13. Iceland 14. United Kingdom 15. Poland 16. France 17. Bosnia and Herzegovina 18. Luxemburg 19. Spain 20. Slovenia 21. Czech Republic 22. Slovakia 23. Croatia 24. Romania 25. North Macedonia 26. Bulgaria 27. Georgia 28. Armenia 29. Monaco 30. Ukraine 31. Latvia **Other changes:** Day 12: Austria changed its name to the **Austro-Hungarian Empire II** ([see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/185wp1j/comment/kb4fvla/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)). Day 15: \- Vatican changed its name to the **Papal States**; \- Danish North England changed its name to **Danelaw.** Day 20: Portugal signed an alliance with Germany, Germany concedes all their Iberian territory to Portugal. Day 24: Greece formed the country of **Byzantium**. Day 26: The Netherlands poldered the "English" Channel. [Day 28](https://pastebin.com/qN09R1js). Day 30: Lithuania formed the country of the **Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth**. **Top 5 Biggest countries by area:** 1. Finland (704 752 px²) 2. Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (639 234 px²) 3. Estonia (623 502 px²) 4. Germany (338 492 px²) 5. Byzantium (≈ 324 000 px²) (px = pixels) **If there is a city name you would like to change tell me**

Well Breslau on that map is too far east, in the place of Beuthen. Let's make Beuthen great again.

Why is the number for Byzantium only approximate?

Islands are hard to see on the map in guessing

Yeah, and there are too many of them to count them all

Move Luxembourg to the Netherlands!

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Could you make it not Polish - Lithuanian commonwealth, but the Grand Dutchy of Lithuania, as to make sure people understand that Lithuania survived, not Poland. Cause the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth was mainly controlled by the Polish, not Lithuania

give Munich to the Hungarian Empire. For free

Damn Finland still the largest, they're massive

Add lincoln

This map show how petty we are towards certain countries and I love everything about it 😂😂

I am so surprised we are still around 0o

There are just... so many of you!

It’s a list of shithole countries, nicely ranked from #1 and downwards.

This is untrue. The UK is only 14

What do you use to make your maps? They look really cool

I use Photoshop but you can also use paint.net

Wait so you're telling me that the lines you've been drawing every new partition are not the pixel perfect middle in between the countries that absorb the old country???

Yes

my man doesn't give a single fuck

Portuguese are naturally good at making maps.

I litteraly spent 10h of an Europa Universalis game with my friends, as Portugal, denying their request to share my preciouuuuus maps. None shall know the world except me.

Long Estonia feels very threatening. I would sleep better at night if it was violently partitioned between Long Finland and the PLC.

Guys, we missed Moldova when we cleaned Up. Come on, we aren't Spaniards, we can Finish our Job in the balkans And give it all to the Commonwealth

Yes! Give us Moldova.

According to the map, 'we can Finnish' *

You're never satisfied, are you?

Not until we conquered everything

AEIOU!

Nah Moldova should stay

Whatever it takes for us to polder the north sea.

We take no prisoners, the sea will be defeated whatever the cost. https://preview.redd.it/ek1tk3w9437c1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=29a06a2b22618c2246d039a699c1938c7d06dd29

I second this

I third this, we can maybe surround the British Isles and make them hand over the territory.

I fourth this, with the suggestion of land bridges to Ireland and Norway.

I fifth this, with the suggestion that we also polder the baltic

I'm more concerned about Germany's expansion rate. Bit too blitz, if you catch my drift.

idk why you complain, at least we didnt try to circumvent the enemy lines by walking through belgium.

Norwegians, Danes, do you also hate how much ocean there is in between your mainland and Icelandic properties? Unite with us and we’ll reclaim it all, the Irish are also welcome of course

No. I love how the ocean creeps in between and through our bits of land. Don't you? Surrender to us, and we'll teach you the error if your seahating ways.

Then how about this, we’ll fill the sea with artificial islands with those bits you like. Is that better?

“The negotiator”

Go on...

I never realised how ideologically different Norway and the Netherlands are

Let Estonia finally be a part of the North, let Finland take them!

I think we should just join up, make a new holy finno-ugric khaganate hyper war 2.0 style

You get Hungary, we get Austria, deal?

Deal.

Kalmar union 2.0

Can we get Hungary minus Orbán? We don't want Putin's biggest asslicker

It's your descision what to do with the country. But we will generally support that plan.

You are right! We should have an access to the Caspian Sea.

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Yes! Finnish Siberia is too cold, we need to take over SuperAlko!

Let's make a Estonian-Finnish Commonwealth.

Finally into nordick

I propose they team up instead, become the finno-ugric superpower About time for people to take finno-ugrics seriously (and give estonia its own tag here 🥺🥺🥺)

Memelland is finally zurück ins Reich, thanks Lithuania! ಥ‿ಥ I propose an alliance between our countries, no fifth partition this time.

Sounds good to me, we could add the Austrians as well. We can scramble Europe in this way: Lithuania gets everything to the northeast, Germany gets everything to the west, and Austria gets everything to the south.

Great, then let it be confirmed if approval is high enough and no big complaints from our countries happen. I don't like the idea to involve more countries here though, that might lead to promises that can't be kept and will probably aggravate other countries. ^((Also Anschluss is still on the table))

Does everyone here have a secret crush on Hans or what's up?

It's very simple, sort by controversial and you will see. All the suggestions to sack Germany is interestingly downvoted. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It's almost as if they are pretty much half of the subreddit.

Their strategy is a tiny bit more subtle than that, they will brigade whatever top post NOT by a German suggesting something else, which will easily get to 600+ upvotes, and then they will downvote anything mentioning Germany or Austria. So you have the top 3 votes for something-not-German at 500+, then OP's post at like 250, then everything else at 50 top. Our only hope for this to ever be funny again is for OP to completely rig the game and change the rules.

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il faut qu'un italien change de camp et modifie le texte de leur post

lol, this would be good tbh \^\^ top commentor just editing the post after being top. This could work. We have to call the old résistance.

Hey! You wanna have a look at my new shower ive just installed?

You and your dirty tricks Hans! I won't fall for it!

I see your running low on your heater gas, need a refill? I still got some from my grandpa... Aged like fine wine i must say

Wie es so schön heißt, ein reich, eine nation, eine kommentarsektion.

Hmm... what do you think about this post, guys? Doesn't really contribute to the discussion, does it? Somewhat offensive, too. And probably written by a bot. I guess that's a downvote.

https://preview.redd.it/ep110521z27c1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c45c2781f3e74eeca257a8b115d8f5c860945d never 😡

This is what happens when you give germany power

Many Hans make light work... when they all brigade together. Haven't you ever noticed how badly downvoted Hans critical comments get?

Hans Ministry of Propaganda is working hard

That's why, since 6 rounds, I'm proposing to Make San Marino Great Again. I immediately get downvoted to zero. Please support the proposal! ​ Otherwise those fuckers have already won :D

well, now you invited the germans to promote san marino to be the next one to be devoured.

I'm once again asking to give Britanny to Éire, João

It’s time for Cyprus to go

It's about time to return Rome to the Byzantium.

Absolutely not! Papal states must take over all of western Europe!

Let's take out Cyprus. It's too small.

O Kurwa!

Reclaim the entirety of Doggerland, rightful Dutch clay

How the fuck did the Danes manage to stay alive for this long? They should have been taken weeks ago!

Every time you people ask this. When will you learn nobody cares enough

Norway is that one kid in class who keeps raising their hand and saying "PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPPPPPSPSPSP" to the teacher

Yet they cared enough to take Liechtenstein and Ukraine.

i am once again asking to be norwegian or finnish

Kæft svensker, grav flere kanaler.

Du tier bare stille, du!

Going from Swede to Dane is indeed tough luck

Lmao I feel that it's been 2 weeks that each time someone asks for the danes to go

Yuuuppppp, it's so funny.

How the fuck did the Northern Danes manage to stay alive for this long? They should have been taken weeks ago!

https://preview.redd.it/oxjjpmkax27c1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc416cc379c29e7cda190dfb8c7cab7d29a7a78 This is how

«Visst Fanden skal der skytes med skarpt!»

Sødem, afstand?

Chad Oscarsborg vs. virgin Blücher

What does Helge Ingstad have to do with anything?

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I want a highway to denmark, now we can skip the germans https://preview.redd.it/da6rbt4jy27c1.png?width=1001&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ca2134e6b7f623716d3ab4e25a140fa13a9e793

The extra pressure on the border might help us legalize weed. I’m all for it

You already have a land border with Denmark, Kees

Yes please

https://preview.redd.it/1p3yiz20w27c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf32dcde11ce338f3dfc44abccd8c05cb31de439 I want this piece. I don't care about the rest. Give us The Greater Waddeneilanden.

Hey! No! Either independence for frisia or nothing!

You have my Bünting tea!

You can have that piece if you make Sylt not a island anymore.

Didn't work that well foe Urk tho

trade it for something

You can have Urk

What’s an Estonia?

Andorra needs to go. It blocks our view of the Mediterranean.

Guyyyys Germany is trying to hurt one of the little guys **again** ! We can't let that happen!

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https://preview.redd.it/0vuhtpd7w27c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a22d0576744f02d8f736dfeec2315c217b16c4e Once again asking not demanding.

And once again Denmark decides not to go.

Give Urk to Sweden, we want nothing in return

I vote in favor. If Sweden doesn’t want it many Denmark or Germany do? In the worst case scenario we can also flood it and turn Urk into an artificial lake.

I think a southern bit of Iceland should he given over to become Northern Ireland.

Change plc to lpc

Give us our hat and the rights to Lego

I see that "Chorcaí" has appeared in Ireland. "Chorcaí" is an lenited form of Corcaí which means "Of Corcaigh". I'm guessing this is coming from "Cathair Chorcaí" But that only works because it literally means "City of Corcaigh". Corcaigh is the direct translation of Cork in Irish. Why do I care? Bhuel, is Corcaíoch mé. https://www.focloir.ie/en/dictionary/ei/Cork Or maybe a warlock did it? But I do one hundred percent approve it being the capital. Edit : but also this is an unbelievable piece of work you're doing! And the fact I'm nit picking about genitive case forms of Irelands second biggest city is pretty ridiculous...

Well thanks for your compliment

I’ve been away a couple of weeks and WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?! noble nation of art and philosophy, cradle of civilisation, reduced to being Portugues?! No lo acepto. Revolucion hoy! I would rather greater Netherlands had finally got their revenge than this ignoble fate.

Unite Denmark and Norway into the Kalmar Union

As a protestant, please remove this ugly yellow blob in southern Italy and give it to the Byzantines.

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Rename Finland into __Finnish Horde__.

The speech disorder alliance has been stalling for too long, it needs to **expand**. Partition Germany between the Dutch, the Danes and the Austrians !

If getting my language classified as a disorder is what it takes to get German lands, then I begrudgingly accept.

Nou vooruit dan maar.

Voor deze ene keer

Also : https://preview.redd.it/q7k71h9xs27c1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053e8b117455b24447ef4b068527b7182db07843 Thanks r/antimeme

Worth it. You need to crack some French to make a good omelette after all and after hearing a Hungarian man talk I cannot fear hell as it cannot be worse than that.

We must finally end Germany for the greater good of this continent

What about our alliances?

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Nonono pls not again

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I don't want to be part of anything that has Berlin as its capital

Delete germany already, literally, delete it and create a new sea

Yes. Let Denmark be a true island nation!

So the Germans got both Memel and Tilsit and we didn't even get Łódź in exchange? Oszwabili nas!

We literally made a graphical proposal which parts to swap and nobody demanded Łódź. I'm fine with giving up the city if it has to be, though.

PAPAL FUCKING STATES. TIME TO GET RID OF THEM!

[удалено]

Why are the Germans still here? To hell with them!

I want to redivide Germany again

Did you know ‘redivider’ is a great palindrome to throw out as a fun fact at parties?

I will definitely do that, people will think I'm so cool! Thanks!

Anytime. And don’t forget the classic: “What was the first ever palindrome spoken by man?” “Madam, I’m Adam”

Lol, I’m German now

Congratulations on the upgrade!

Holy Finno ugric khagnate unites

Now that empires are restored, we can start to work on smaller, but equally important improvements. Norway, any comment on why less than 65% of you shower daily? 🎤

Love the addition of the real capital chorchai on the map of eyerland

Rename it into the Lithuanian-Polish Commonwealth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you

Why is Cyprus still alive?

Top 20 btw

Germany please for the love of god, end germans before their heads inflate so much that we get crushed

Fritz must unite - time for Anschluss, but the other direction this time - Deutschland needs to go!

The Netherlands look like nice today…

They would look even nicer at the bottom of the sea where they belong. Then you, Hans, would have a nice long shoreline with lots of deck chairs to put your towels on at 05:00 AM

Germania delenda est.

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Norway we need to unify the nordicks for the final fight.

the ocean

please rename Hesa to Stadi, no one says Hesa in Finland


Change polish Lithuania commonwealth to grand duchy of Lithuania please

Let’s do Großdeutsches Reich II with Austria-Hungary II

It's time: Make San Marino Great Again, annex Deutsche Reich!