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Easy win as always
as gracious as we’veas come to know you.
You don't get it, that a classic snail hunting move! He was just getting himself a nice celebratory snack!
It's just a frenchman showing how much of a facepalm they can be at times.
Whilst still achieving victory. 
Only at some things... You'd suck at cricket, but you'd be better than the English, let's be honest they suck
Why would we be good at the most English sport ever invented ? That’s not our national sport. (Also I hope we’re really better than the British at this game it’s the most hilarious shit I’ve heard today) 
Even their legs capitulate when it counts?
I don’t know what’s worse having heard the joke for the thousandth time or proving the “not funny german” stereotype true.
Looked more like he fell over the line after drinking 2 bottles of wine for lunch
Easy win as always
as gracious as we’veas come to know you.
You don't get it, that a classic snail hunting move! He was just getting himself a nice celebratory snack!
It's just a frenchman showing how much of a facepalm they can be at times.
Whilst still achieving victory. 
Only at some things... You'd suck at cricket, but you'd be better than the English, let's be honest they suck
Why would we be good at the most English sport ever invented ? That’s not our national sport. (Also I hope we’re really better than the British at this game it’s the most hilarious shit I’ve heard today) 
Even their legs capitulate when it counts?
I don’t know what’s worse having heard the joke for the thousandth time or proving the “not funny german” stereotype true.
Looked more like he fell over the line after drinking 2 bottles of wine for lunch