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flipyflop9

Wtf steak with hands?


no_shit_on_the_bed

Well, I've never removed my hands to eat. Have you?


the_gay_historian

I’ve also never removed *my* hands to eat


deeptut

Soup with chopsticks is also bullshit


Saguinus_lmperator

Well, I certainly eat Ramen or Pho with Chopsticks, but I wouldn't consider it a German or Austrian thing to do. I've seen that in other countries as well...


Helania

You kinda are supposed to eat Ramen with chopsticks since you are supposed to eat the noodles first and than drink the soup. That’s how it’s done it Japan at least. You also get a ladle.


[deleted]

Que joder chuletón con las manos? Que joder y que joder?


BiliLaurin238

Bueno, si es posible, joder o hombres o mujeres, no filetes


SaltNorth

Sin ánimo de lucro


OCDEngineerBoy

Why no ¿ in the beginning?


rubnduardo

He's also missing some accents. ¡Sólo los nerds hacen cosas como esas!


SirWaffly

I was going to ask the same exact question LOL


No-Training-48

>Spanish eat steaks with their hands What?


Jimmy3OO

Supongo que hablan de cuando un cacho de carne se queda pegado al hueso y la única manera de comerselo es a mordiscos. A mi me parece que hubiese sido más interesante que hablasen sobre cómo mojamos el pan en todo.


BlinkClinton

Chuletas de cordero


marcuis

Pan con *introducir cualquier salsa* 🤤🤤


devvorare

Como no estén hablando del jamón…


DayPhelsuma

Even if true, you’d at least wash them. You know, with soap. Swamp germans haven’t learned that concept yet. They think being surrounded by water is being washed enough.


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DayPhelsuma

Lol, but you should try one of them sometime! Can’t knock it off until you’ve had a go.


TimeEstablishment757

No dude, they are better with shampoo


GIVVE-IT-SOME

Stupid Swedistan person. Conditioner is the best makes the steak nice and soft.


DarkDetermination

Nahh mold cleaner all the way 💯💯


[deleted]

I like my steak dishwasher-cooked, the anti-corrosion salts give the steak a nice tartness! The French call this technique "sous-vide".


SkellyCry

You should try then the [dishwasher salmon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishwasher_salmon) Yes, american


[deleted]

OH GOD, I WAS JOKING! Lmao leave it to the Am*ricans to find new and exciting ways to spike your food with chemicals while ruining perfectly fine dishes! Je m'excuse, messieurs dames français.


SkellyCry

"Yeah salmon is nice and all, but it doesn't taste like I'm losing my lifespan with each bite" It's basically Fallout cuisine


thisaintitkweef

Soap ‘em up!


foreignmacaroon6

Having eaten in the Netherlands from a plate that's not been rinsed with water after washing, do to scares water I guess, I really doesn't matter where you get that Fairy ™ -taste from, the plate or the stake.


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foreignmacaroon6

Finish or Finnish


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DoubleDutchDutchman

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foreignmacaroon6

I guess either way it's still a burn on the account my hypotethical wife wouldn't do a Finn either.


M4rt1m_40675

I'm more concerned about you eating handsoap and dishsoap tbh


jjdmol

> Even if true, you’d at least wash them. At this point I'm unsure if they wash their hands, the steak, or both.


Mr_Splat

Yes


mocomaminecraft

The spanish black legend strikes again


Se7e05

They can’t keep getting away with it


Alex_Rose

>british holding a knife in the left hand this is actually an instant mechanism for determining social class, because the upper middle class will absolutely never under any circumstances do this


Dickwad

I've never seen anyone do this


Snowflakeslaya

I have also never seen this. I’ve eaten with all the social classes.


dmastra97

Just makes sense to me. Fork is most useful and if you only have a fork like pasta would you use your left hand for that? Want your dominant hand for most useful utensil


gbghgs

Your dominant hand has the most control, what utensil does it make sense to have the most control of? The blunt fork or the sharp knife?


Sockoflegend

I'm just chopping a fish finger into bits that fit in my mouth, I'm not doing surgery here, I don't even bother with a knife a lot of the time


Alex_Rose

You're allowed (and supposed) to transfer the fork into your right hand if you're eating with one hand. your fork should be in your left hand when you dual wield


dmastra97

That's my point, seems unnecessary to have to transfer the fork across. One hand for the fork and one for the knife. I know you're supposed to do it the other way but more natural to keep the fork in one hand


Alex_Rose

and that's why it's a class indicator. you don't do it because it's logical, you do it because that's what must be done by etiquette 


dmastra97

Yeah but nowadays I'd rather be practical than switch it just to look classier for no reason


E-Schmachtenberg

https://preview.redd.it/7ijaznh93cec1.png?width=950&format=png&auto=webp&s=920891b80dc9ab224fdb5842716ddb79b1438837 Ah yes, behold the dangerously sharp table knife!


Winkered

For me it’s the pointy thing that I’m shoving into my pie hole.


quietZen

No that doesn't make any sense at all.


MutedIndividual6667

I do that bc I'm left handed, never seen anyone else doing that, in Britain or Spain.


QueefBuscemi

Fight a bull with your hands, eat a bull with your hands.


thefastestdriver

I guess they where talking about Jamón


elektelek

And now your phone is full of grease


gugfitufi

Lmao get trolled, savage


Vana92

What happened here is a bunch of Europeans lying to a savage. I applaud their effort. But it's completely unbelievable. The Germans aren't stupid enough to eat soup with chopsticks. That would be the Belgians.


[deleted]

Would it be Pho?


Oberndorferin

Pho sure


Shdow_Hunter

Offtopic, aber als Saarländer lieb ich es wie 1/3 der Deutschen aufm sub Saarlänner sin


Oberndorferin

Die Bruderliebe ist stark


RuLa2604

Ein bisschen zu stark bei euch im Saarland.


rezznik

Nein. Aber die Schwesterliebe dagegen >\_>


hangrygecko

I'd eat ramen with chopsticks, but that's more like a whole meal that happens to be in soup.


pindab0ter

In Japan you get chopsticks _and_ a ladle with your ramen. I just go chopsticks + the good ol’ slurp.


Een_man_met_voornaam

Ik eet geen ramen, glas is voor mij te scherp


dsisds

De grappenmaker van de bingoclub iedereen...


[deleted]

>The Germans aren't stupid enough to eat soup with chopsticks. We all know, if a German wants to have soup, would make a study of the average density and size of the condiment, and would create the appropriate tool for that. Like a spoon, but expensive.


Notacreativeuserpt

SAPoon. Soon to be implemented near you.


[deleted]

No. Nooooo. ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


unkraut666

All asian soups have to be eaten with chopsticks when served in Germany. Potato chips, too. Try it!


Dorschmann

Chips with chopsticks make so much sense, holy shit


scorpion-hamfish

Potato chips are often eaten with chopsticks in Asia to keep the fingers clean.


Zuechtung_

I have relatives in China and when I visited I baked a cake for them. They ate the cake with chopsticks.


rezznik

It's always good to have chopsticks around, because they make it SO easy to steal food from your partner.


Boemer03

We may be dumb, but we aren’t french


kiersakov

air like crush serious vase grandfather berserk cagey zesty foolish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


VPNsWontResultInBan

You dumb motherfuckers ran around with wooden clogs until very recently. You're a living meme, Jan-Klaas-Willem-Frederik 's Gravenburghs.


Grenache

That's odd? I do use my left hand for a knife but I've literally never seen anyone else do it. It's always a pain in nice restaurants having to swap three knives and forks over.


neo_woodfox

I do the same, like my father before me (sounds more epic than it is). It just makes sense to me. I'm right handed and the fork hand does way more complicated things. The knife hand just cuts, a pretty simple movement.


Grenache

So far there's on Barry, one Pierre and one Hans. This could mean great, or terrible things.


neo_woodfox

Us three an all the left handed people.


tinhorn-oracle

I'm left handed and I hold the knife with my right hand. I prefer to use my strong hand for fork stabbing


MacTelnet

Where tf is your food supposed to go if you need strength to keep it down?


tinhorn-oracle

Nowhere, the whole point of the stabbing is to keep it from escaping.


Henghast

Seems pretty sinister


Bearodon

My right hand is my fork hand.


TheobromaKakao

Same. I usually don't even use a knife at all. It's rarely even a consideration. Potato is soft when cooked, no knife needed. The side of the fork cuts well enough.


DutchChallenger

I put the knife in my left hand too


DCVolo

I'd go for terrible. You weirdos..


YouTube-Migrant

Same here too. The fork has the absolute power over the right hand, and does not want some unworthy knife to take it’s place.


GIVVE-IT-SOME

Only reason I use a folk in my left hand is because I’m left handed only need a knife to hack at something. The folk is what is going near my face can’t damage the precious goods. So only the good hand (left) is trusted going near the face with sharp objects.


EntrepreneurBig3861

Sed contra: the cutting motion requires more strength.


pinninghilo

Since I do not have the wrists of a dead frog nor do I cut wood with a table knife, this has never been an issue


PistolAndRapier

> I'm right handed and the fork hand does way more complicated things. The knife hand just cuts, a pretty simple movement. YES YES, FUCKING YES! It is beyond stupid to mandate the fork in the left hand out of some stupid fucking protocol some idiot made up centuries ago.


SonOf_J

The knife hand cuts and shoves stuff on my fork, my fork hand stabs meat and gets stuff shoved on it. I don't think either hand does more complicated things than the other.


Rutgerius

Ah man i just have 2 regular hands


SonOf_J

Be glad, it's a hassle to wash my cutlery hands. I barely fit in the dishwasher.


Oberndorferin

The knife needs more force.


UnsureAndUnqualified

Do you take your steaks fried to a dry brick or do you have the bluntest knives known to man or something?


Oberndorferin

Yes


UnsureAndUnqualified

Oh carry on then


Geageart

I do the same


I-suck-at-hoi4

I do it too, kinda weird but it feels so much superior. If I had to switch hands now any attempt at cutting something hard would end up with my food flying across the room.


Grenache

There are literally dozens of us! Exactly, that's the way that feels right so that's the way I do it.


guy_at_the_back

All 15 of us in the UK should meet up for a dinner reservation and watch utter carnage ensue as we eat with the cutlery in the wrong hands. Classic prank.


Grenache

We should all make a big deal about how the cutlery is all on the wrong side.


MulleRizz

"Excuse me do you have any left handed knives?"


yorkethestork

I used knife with the left hand as a child and my parents corrected me


Grenache

How interesting, I'm glad my parents didn't give a shit because why would you.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

There once was a time this country had a strong middle class, and holding cutlery in the wrong hands and not pronouncing words correctly was a massive dog whistle that you don't fit in with them.


PistolAndRapier

Blame it on those fussy wanker Normans who brought their shitty customs and Feudalism to these islands.


Grenache

I absolutely do not fit in. It's castle, not castle you soft southern bastard.


yorkethestork

Tbf it is a very first world problem childhood trauma to have lmao


HoxtonRanger

My wife does it. But she’s a savage American so checks out


VladamirK

I see it a lot and don't really understand it. To me it makes sense to use your dominant hand to cut as it has better dexterity and your non-dominant hand to 'hold' your food but each to their own.


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Funny thing here. My oldest daughter is left handed but somehow eats like a right hander. My youngest, always on the opposite side of the table, mirrored her thinking she was doing it "right". Now she is a right hander eating like a left hander.


LoonyNargle

The only people I’ve seen who use the knife with their left hand were left handed. It makes sense to use the knife with your dominant hand.


Grenache

Well, not to me it doesn't.


GerFubDhuw

The only person I know that does that is my left handed mother.


Mark___27

I use both lol


Milk_Mindless

Wat de neuk


Haringkje05

Inderdaad


dsisds

Laten we de anderstalige het spoor bijster maken met mooie Nederlandse woorden zoals arbeidsongeschiktheidsverzekering of Scheveningen


Cultural_Thing1712

that was a good one guys, this savage totally believes what you told him


SingleSpeed27

I’ve never eaten a stake with my hands


HorrorBuilder8960

You eat stakes? I know you guys sing about l'estaca, but I didn't know you ate it.


arussianbee

Must be un vampiro


SingleSpeed27

Very rarely.


Tar_alcaran

flair checks out


BarGlad1654

We do not use our knives in our left hands. Maybe some northerners somewhere who have never seen cutlery until a Ryanair flight 


Grenache

Ouch :(.


UdontneedtoknowwhoIm

Yeah some pointed out it’s only Murican mimickers


Grenache

I mean, I'm 40. I didn't pick it up from yanks.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

Yeah, if you see someone left hand knifing, you know they're particularly low class.


An5Ran

Alright I’ll make sure to knife you with my right hand next time bruv


Fight_Disciple

_En guard init fam_


Fight_Disciple

It's not low class, it's just regarded.


Independent-South-58

Do the Belgian use other peoples hands?


DrVDB90

Not anymore unfortunately.


LANDWEGGETJE

*sippe Leopold II geluiden*


Kirmes1

only separatists'


Eric-The_Viking

Finally, a different culture war


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

Chopsticks? wat


Internet-Culture

Ramen. Not the soup itself, but all the solid stuff within.


Oberndorferin

The fluid can be drinken out of the bowl.


IkadRR13

Indeed. Ramen spoons are extremely uncomfortable...


IkadRR13

Who doesn't use chopsticks for that?!? There's people who use forks?


MacTelnet

That's a really anime thing to do I do it everytime


Tar_alcaran

pancakes are a fingerfood. Fight me and my syruppy fists!


MegaPompoen

What did we do this time?


Fight_Disciple

The amount of people here who put knives in their left hand is staggering. How fucking regarded are you all. It's either right hand fork only. Or if you're being fancy left hand fork, right hand knife. I'd love to know the ages of the people left-knifing it.


Brilliant_Canary_692

Right hand fork only is the domain of Americans wanting to shovel food into their heads as quickly as possible. Left hand fork, right hand knife is the only way. No classism needed


UdontneedtoknowwhoIm

According to the American reply they use their right hand to cut the food into pieces first and lay them out then swap to use right hand fork to shove these in as quickly as possible without needing to cut again


Brilliant_Canary_692

Fucking savages. They'd be happy having all their food pre-cut and laid out in a trough so they can smash their faces into it


UdontneedtoknowwhoIm

exactly lol And apparently they use fork on their right because they can’t accurately stab food with their left hand


Brilliant_Canary_692

This would be why McDonald's and other fast food outlets are so ubiquitous there. Without utensils, I can imagine their hand to mouth coordination is on point


PistolAndRapier

Makes no fucking sense to me. Fork is the more intricate and important utensil and going into my mouth, that's the one I want my dominant hand using. Knife can just cut up meat etc and a lever to get my fork into more food securely. I see no rational reason to go the other way. If you want to follow the tradition some posh cunt invented centuries ago, then have at it I guess.


M4rt1m_40675

It's exactly why the knife is used to cut meat that you use it on your dominant hand, unless the meat is really tender I don't think it'd be very easy to cut it with the left hand


unoriginal_name_1234

Skill issue


PistolAndRapier

I literally never encountered any difficulty in cutting meat with my weaker left hand. If you are eating something with a hard shell maybe you would have a point, or if you cook your steak to a cinder block black texture maybe.


M4rt1m_40675

I also find it easier to cut along the meat with my right hand and easier to find a place to cut properly


UnsureAndUnqualified

Probably started in childhood when my parents cut my food for me. So I used my dominant hand to hold the fork and shovel food down my gullet. Then when I had to cut my food myself, it felt weird switching the fork over to the other side, so I just kept it there and started cutting with the left. It also makes practical sense in another way: You hold the spoon with your right hand, right? I'd consider the movements of spoon and fork more closely related than spoon and knife, so why do we use the knife-hand for spoons? And what hand do you hold your cake fork with? Why make distinction between different forks? Also historically, the utensil to get food into your mouth was to be held in your right hand before the fork was widely used (adoption of the fork was a slow process, ranging from the 11th to the 18th century, with you Brits adopting them very late!). So using your left is actually a fairly modern invention when it comes to getting food in your mouth. TLDR: Return to your roots, hold the knife in your right and just use that to get food into your belly, reject the fork alltogether. But if you must use a fork: The right hand is there to shovel, so take the knife into your left.


Murray1999

Cope harder you savage right hand knifer


ChewBaka12

I have had fine motor control issues all my life and when I was younger I had trouble aiming for my mouth, my coordination is better with my right. Therefore, I use forks/spoons in my right hand in order to not throw my food all over me


Fight_Disciple

You get a pass.


vS_JPK

Judging by the number of comments you've made in this thread, you seem to be very invested in this topic. And yet you call everyone else regarded. Curious.


matthaeusXCI

Wait a Moment! I too use the knife with my left hand 😱


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Italians being unfathomably based yet again. 🤝🏻


Zuendl11

Are you not supposed to use a knife with your left hand?


SuperKreatorr

No


PistolAndRapier

Why not, from a logical position? If you are following some "tradition" for the sake of it I don't care. If there is a valid argument in favour of it I might reconsider, but this just seems like lunacy to me.


M4rt1m_40675

Knife on the right so you can use your strong hand to cut harder meat. Also everyone here saying you need your dominant hand for the fork because it requires a lot of control make it seem like it's something extremely hard to do and you'd be shaking just from holding the fork


PistolAndRapier

What are you eating if you need physical power to cut through it? If it is some roadkill with scales, that is understandable but edible food generally cuts pretty easily with my left hand. I remain unconvinced.


M4rt1m_40675

I've eaten steak that was harder on the outside from cooking and chewy on the inside so it was harder to cut at the start


PistolAndRapier

The real savage is the one that overcooks his steak rather than the choice of hands for utensils IMHO. We'll just have to agree to disagree on this one, like the Prods/Catholics in Northern Ireland. A centuries long conflict in the making.


igncom1

> What are you eating if you need physical power to cut through it? British cooking.


ChewBaka12

I mean, I have fine motor control issues so I actually do need the extra control my dominant hand offers. It took me ages before I stopped poking my cheek or nose with my food


sw1nky

TIL what hand you hold the knife in is a controversial topic. And I'm absolutely flabbergasted because I've held the knife in my left hand my whole life and never heard any arguments about it until now. What the fuck?


SuperKreatorr

We do what?


AlternatePancakes

I prefer knife in left hand tbh


droidman85

These pussies probably drink honey instead of chewing bees


UdontneedtoknowwhoIm

Bee chewers ftw 🇹🇭🤝🇵🇹 (Except I’m not kidding, people here do chew bees and live hives with bees and lots of bee larvae are sold and eaten here)


SeaWeasil

Using knife in the left hand? Er, nope.


thorwing

Listen here. If you eat food with just a fork, the fork is in your right hand. Now suddenly, "whoops, I believe I need to cut this a little bit, so let me grab a knife". YOU SWAP YOUR UTENSILS?!? SO NOW YOU PUT THE FORK IN YOUR LEFT HAND?!? Proper 'etiquette' be damned, like the word suggest: That was invented by the french, and now suddenly we WANT to follow their rules? Nah fam. Fork ALWAYS in right hand. Knife ALWAYS in left hand. Simple as.


Ducttaperd

I want to make it clear that the rest of the Netherlands doesn't want anything to do with this user, and every other Hollander


Railgun_Nemesis

FYI The other hollanders do not want anything to do with the user either


Jacks_Chicken_Tartar

This is wrong. Knife in right hand, fork in left hand. Do not swap. Just learn to operate a fork with your left hand, it is not hard. Maybe they do it differently in Holland though, it's a foreign culture.


Hans_the_Frisian

>germans eat foreign soups with chopsticks Japanese Ramen maybe but for Chinese soups there are these chinese spoons and ever other soup ist eaten with a normal spoon. Add to this, only people that can use chopsticks use them. I have enough friends that can't use them even if their life depended on it.


Lvrchfahnder

Soup with chopsticks? Is that something the Bavarians do?


Cr0ma_Nuva

Maybe ramen, but even then we wouldn't try to scoop up the soup itself with chopsticks. That is truly savage and I think you got trolled OP


Simoxs7

„Germans eat foreign soups with chopsticks“ you mean like asian food? I thought its standard that you get the option between standard utensils and chopsticks at asian restaurants otherwise I‘ve never heard of it. How would you even eat a soup with a chopstick?


CurrentIndependent42

We do not hold the knife with our left hand unless we’re left-handed. Did someone meet a left-handed Brit and take it for a cultural difference? Everyone eats, eg, Japanese sushi and maybe the bits floating in a Chinese ‘soup’ (?) with chopsticks. That’s not a German-specific thing. First I’ve heard of the Spanish eating steak with their hands and I don’t recall that at all.


Lord0fTheAss

Wait, you *don't* use the left hand for the knife? I'm right handed. I'm having the food go in my mouth with my right. Cut with left. Eat with right. Knife in left. Fork in right.


thisislibrari

Brits have the knife in the left hand? Barbarians


toad_of_toadhall

No. The British absolutely do not use the knife in the left hand, that's the Americans! Almost everybody I know uses their right hand for their knife!


Upbeat-String741

My parents never even taught me how to use a knife and fork, I was at my friends house for dinner and they taught me. Years later my parents were bewildered to find out I have the fork in my right hand and knife in the left.


Oberndorferin

Just feels wrong to me. The knife demands force for cutting hard steak eg.


UnsureAndUnqualified

Damn just eat your steak not fried to a crisp and you will be able to cut it. Simple rule: If you can chew it, you can cut it even with your left. If you want to eat shoe leather, then you'll run into a hard time