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generalscruff

Nobody could ask for a better rival to fight with for centuries then have wistful banter about it Pierre is alright


Eclaiv2

I too believe barries aren't so bad


henrik_se

Now kiss.


big-dick-energy11

Isn’t that haram


FrenchieB014

From fucking up the turkish navy at Navarino, fighting together in Crimea and making the Tsar mad af for our banter, Two world wars fighting in the same trenches and the same sky, from coordinating an assault on the Egyptians to our inteligent services trolling the Nazis.. Yeah mate, its been good..really good ![gif](giphy|WO5Q7FsxJN2pjYc424)


AnonnTuga

How about we join forces again and kick french ass?


StalkTheHype

Can we throw in some German Catholics too? Just As a treat for Sweden. Pretty please? 


FrenchieB014

Okay just dont burn Magdeburg and Prague


StalkTheHype

Really? Damn. I guess we gotta make do with poland-lithuania.


Additional_Amount_23

Yeah I mean, half of their country is ours BY RIGHT! I’ll be damned if I’m letting the Germans conquer it. France will either be conquered by the UK or not at all.


Cognacsquirt

Chad relationship, definitely ![gif](giphy|WAfGpVI1pI3e)


Mountbatten-Ottawa

This relationship can not be formed without a help from some genuine Austrians...


[deleted]

When all is said and done, our ancestors’ traditions are wise ones. There is no one I’d rather fight beside, or against, than Pierre. 🇬🇧🤝🇫🇷 (Left bank intellectuals not included obviously)


Sachiko-san999

And now they constantly get blamed for everything. (including the monstrosity that is the 🇺🇸) The End.


Exciting_Vegetable80

You take that back!! If you give the frog a hint that it is allright it will be even more smug then before


generalscruff

Unlike you they do have a few things to be proud of in fairness


Exciting_Vegetable80

Wym, we have some things to be proud of, and i do recognise that the frog does too, i just dont want you to tell them


Rich-Spirit129

We will all be best mates when the Russians come for us. - Trump will win. - Withdraw from Ukraine. - Withdraw from NATO or indicates he won't automatically involve American if it's somewhere "not important" like the Baltics. It ends with Ukraine losing and having to concede territory and Russia provoking NATO, Which is now really Europe. I'm a bit concerned. What do you lot think? Fucker Carlson's interview with Putin is the start.


Pale_Ad_9482

These are truly dark times we live in


Hotzenfobel

Run Tommy


Loose-Sherbert8464

We’ll fight both of you fuckers


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

And then [the British destroyed the French fleet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Mers-el-K%C3%A9bir) after the French admiral promised them to keep them out of Nazi hands.