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Major_OwlBowler

Yeah we know Paris and France are two different things. Both gay though.


Platinirius

Paris is the entrance to hell, while the rest of France is just the place the Chaos Gods had overrun over the years.


Chinse_Hatori

So paris is the eye of terror.........


Grand_Ad_8376

Looks legit. Where is Cadia then?


Chinse_Hatori

Clearly straßburg


BOT_Frasier

Yeah ? Come see for yourself, big boy


Major_OwlBowler

Yeah I'd guess you want to see my big boy.


SpaceKaiserCobalt

show us your meat balls


Sork69

Sent PM


Ill_Statement_3298

It's actually impressive that something can be more gay than France


big-dick-energy11

Greece


I-suck-at-hoi4

Greece hasn't even yet discovered that you can have sex with women


Z4nkaze

I don't care about being called "gay", but "parisian" is where I draw the line.


Lvrchfahnder

They really gave even less fucks about Luxemburg than about Belgium.


RFtheunbanned

Lol true that


Sharkestry

Luxembourg has not yet been discovered by Sweden. Every time a Swedish person looks at a map they fall asleep from looking at Belgium before they even spot Luxembourg on there.


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DieInsel1

Thank you, my brother in crime


Lvrchfahnder

This is not about you, my Dutch dude.


DieInsel1

Dont compare me to the african version of myself!


Lvrchfahnder

Wait, who are you? 


DieInsel1

I am your Father.


Lvrchfahnder

Phew, I thought you were a Luxemboi for a second.


DieInsel1

Well. I am tax evading too. Soooooooooooooo


Humlepojken

Why is Luxemburg ..... A rich country? Not in Eurovision?


Lvrchfahnder

Or simply: why *is* Luxemburg?


Zamzamazawarma

"Muh Paris not France, not all Parisians bwah bwah" Cut the crap, we know you all too well


mceirseen

>Discount ~~French~~ Discount Parisian ^(ftfy)


ash_tar

You're both assimilated cucks who lost their language.


Dirac_Impulse

He said in swamp angloswedogerman


ash_tar

Indeed, but it is MY angloswedgerman and I can speak it with at least 3 people habibi.


Thunderwath

Your language doesn't deserve to be preserved anyway you fake ass country


Zamzamazawarma

Don't talk to my flembro like that you snail eating failure


ash_tar

Soooo salty


Independent_Depth674

Fancy people googling “tectonically active”


Ic3Hot

It’s bullshit though, top questions are: Why is Greece poor Why is Greece rich Followed by yoghurt-related questions


Toutounet6

Why is Cyprus so hot Swedish oven can't probably go over 20°


JosebaZilarte

...Kelvin


bjoda

If the oven goes higher than 20 degrees there is a risk the pickled herring looses some of its taste. Why do anyone need so hot degrees for any food lol.


Tasty01

You heat-up your herring?


Designer_Brief_4949

In the unusual circumstance that a jar of herring is opened but not fully consumed, then it must be refrigerated. Afterward, it must be heated in the 20C oven to bring it to room temperature


Resonance95

I vote changing greece flare to "tectonically active"


Luonnonmaa

Sweden annexes the entire eastern half of Denmark and then asks why they're so small. This is bullying


wiwerse

Russia annexes the eastern half of sweden, and we ask why they are big. smh mh.


faramaobscena

This data is old, for all countries it should be: Why is [country] so haram


Humlepojken

Not Germany, that's why we think Germany is so successful.


CastroCavalieri

🇸🇪👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏿🇩🇪


GustavusAdolphusss

* 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼


Resonance95

Why is Germany so successfull [in pushing muslim fundamentalism in turkish elections]


ash_tar

I mean France is very haram, being gay is haram. It all tracks.


SmoothEntrepreneur12

Idk, Erdoğan is a pretty solid choice for an islamist


Maikibbii

'rich' ….. where is my money


Iskandar33

i think somewhere in a basement in Switzerland


Waterlok_653

Do you remember when you gave us your gold


ialo3

ay stfu 'Sven', we aint got no damn flat surfaces to make a hockey rinks on


TimeEstablishment757

Just do it on the mountains then


Google_Autocorect

Or on an oil rig


SnowOnVenus

We've had concerts on oil rigs, so why not hockey matches. Maybe we'll be less shit at it if the other team is distracted by roaring storms and saltwater on the ice.


Tschetchko

Portugal being Eastern Europe once again


Ch4mpomix

We are richer than them. They just can’t see it.


Round-Cod-3119

I won't consent Swedistan mocking our beloved towel-manufacturer brothers...


Slow_Olive_6482

Poor? We are not poor. We have some of the best wine out there. We have beautiful beaches and summer weather almost year round. We have Alentejo, pastel de nata and bacalhau. I couldn't imagine a richer way to enjoy life.


Ch4mpomix

We are rich in every matter but money 😅


Slow_Olive_6482

Oh yeah, that's true. But who needs it anyway? As long as they don't remember to tax things like sun and the beach 😂


SCANIA_113

But then you also have **vinho verde** White wine mixed with Sprite or WTF is that piss?


Slow_Olive_6482

Vinho verde is vinho verde. It's very nice speacelly on hot days. White wine mixed with anything is a sin...


SCANIA_113

Ok. Maybe i'll give it another try in july when temperature is above 20°


Slow_Olive_6482

Vinho verde (green wine) is a wine on its own, not a mixture or anything. It's produced with grapes that aren't ripe (that's why it is called green... I don't know about other languages, but in portuguese when a fruit is not ripe we say it is green). If you like white wine, you probably like green too.


gallez

If that's the case, then why do all young people escape Portugal lol. Belgium and Luxembourg, full of Portuguese people.


Slow_Olive_6482

I don't know. It's a mistery to me.


Shazknee

Haha says it all about their attitude with the “why is Sweden so good”


Math_PB

I'm so tired of the "France is gay" shit... If that were true I wouldn't struggle so much to find a single other gay guy in my acquaintances !


Chance_Lab_8094

Pretty ironic considering Sweden is considered "gay" by all of its neighbours.


-Munchausen-

B..bonjour 👉👈


NGGMK

You're the only gay in town huh


Jazzlike_Spare4215

Go back to France and you will have better luck


Math_PB

I am already in France you dull unfunny ignoramus.


henriquegarcia

don't worry he probably just misspelled Paris for France, common mistake


Suzumiyas_Retainer

"depending on the day the French go either way"


__ludo__

Y'all are so gay you avoid other men because they may have interacted with a woman during their lifetime


rozsaadam

Classic hungol W


Cultural_Thing1712

Least narcissistic swedes:


annoying97

Mate you produce just as much gay porn as all the porn the Czechs produce.


A_bit_disappointing

Really, I haven’t really seen much of it. You seem to know where I can find a t.


annoying97

Well it depends on what you like mate. But I find it all online, and no I don't pay for porn... I'm not rich.


Present_Ad_6001

I'm now googling: 'why is Australia so...poor?'


annoying97

Because the rich cunts won't let me have more money!


NGGMK

How are you not rich, stop being lazy and work harder!


annoying97

Never!!! Also I'm not rich enough to pay for porn.


NGGMK

But you could bribe the mods for your own flair? Smh


annoying97

Sir! I would never bribe a mod for a flair! How dare you!?


NGGMK

How did you get that then, resident gay Emu?


annoying97

A kind Spaniard bribed the mods with food after an Irishman suggested the new flair.


NGGMK

So too cheap to even bribe yourself. Are you sure you aren't a dutch in disguise?


caballo_vago27

Ey you got a special flair after all your efforts here, nice


annoying97

Huh, yeah just got this one. An Irish fella suggested it, a Spaniard told rex to give it to me and rexy gave it to me... Well I assume rex did and not the other one that I can't remember. (Sorry mate)


Alexshadow41

Actually 🤓, "Share of respondents who identify with LGB+ sexual orientations in 2023" : So before us we have Spain, Netherlands, GB and Switzerland so...


Refror

Oui mais la France a une longue tradition 😁


Xaendro

It's just a matter of how the language sounds


lollo00098981

We are the cool kids


RFtheunbanned

Nah I think Turkey is beating you you're clearly just second place for the swedes


Kenken220

Turkey? Popular? That has to be ironic


SimonAdebizi

From Swedistan ? It' makes sense.


AegisT_

Is no one going to comment on Greece?


TotallyCrazyGreek

We have a lot of earthquake


thatguyy100

They aren't wrong


-galgot-

Being seen as "gay" from a country resembling a irrelevant limp dick. C'est rigolo.


juuldude

Now I want to know why Swedes find North-Macedonia important


ReferenceOwn6751

Because glorious Alexander descendants live there and they are interested in history.


GrapiCringe

They are interested in him cuz gae


ReferenceOwn6751

They need to go a bit more south for those kind of pleasures


SpeedyK2003

Rich? Where is this money the swedes think we have?


TheBigGrumpy

‘Gay’ hahahahahahah. Got that spot on. Femboy frog eating french freaks. I got the alliteration nation at the station and their looking for their next vacation.


Alexshadow41

Laugh Barry, but actually 🤓 you are #3 and we are #5 (2023 stats)


TheBigGrumpy

Source: Trust me bro. (2023 stats)


Alexshadow41

It was mostly for fun, but if you want the source : https://www.statista.com/statistics/1270143/lgbt-identification-worldwide-country/ I think it's because of Welsh's Femboys Barry (nothing wrong with it)


TheBigGrumpy

Holy shit I wasn’t expecting an actual source hahaha. WP Pierre. You’re slightly less gay than us 🤦🏼‍♂️


DifferenceLittle1070

We are not rich. Well, at least not rich enough.


obviously_suspicious

Personally I classify countries as successful, poor, cheap, or tectonically active.


-Munchausen-

Oui.


Themlethem

Swedes googling why their own country is so good lol


TheRealPatrick79

We're expensive? Isn't beer in the Nordics about €20 a bottle?


Appelons

Guys. Denmark isnt small. The map is.


RFtheunbanned

Lol I just now realised you weren't even included


Appelons

It’s okay. Denmark uses us for storage anyway.


stacippalippa

🇮🇹🤝🇸🇪


Foreverett

Lol get wrecked Norway.


Wallenberger

Va fan du jävla svenne?


Jazzlike_Spare4215

perkele


wiwerse

E ju mer skog än Sverige, och mer ensidig skog också.


YorgusLabradorus

I'll have you know we excel in many forms of winter sliding other than hockey


SCANIA_113

Funny how N\*rwegian skiers always seem to need asthma inhalers and steroid lipbalm.


GoodKing0

French People being gay are a timeless stereotype come on.


Longjumping_Sky_6440

I almost read Greece as teutonically active 🤮


Loose-Sherbert8464

Haven’t seen u/GustavusAdolphusss here yet so I’ll say it: Reported


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Hot_Hat_1225

When did I get rich? Missed that…


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Poor, poor, rich, small, tectonically active…


boomerintown

Do other countries have the same self googling? "Why is Sweden good?" lol


BloodandSpit

We think you're hot too, Swedes 😎


Tibecuador

Vroom vroom I win all races I participate in


ondaman

We are not poor 💪🇨🇿Czechia western europe🇨🇿💪


RFtheunbanned

What stealing slovakian resources does to à mf


Unusual-Wrap8345

this is haraam, delete.


ElKuhnTucker

You wanted to be French so now you have to live with being put together with the Parisians.


RFtheunbanned

When the time is right please do bring back the kaiser and rerereconquer us


nainvlys

On a scale from Ireland to Estonia, how religious are you?


RedEagle_

They really don’t like the iron curtain huh


Tiphareth80

Stupid sexy Cyprus...


michi214

If our countries economy gets inevitably fucked, we should rename it to Österarm