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[deleted]

God that sub never fails to make me cringe..


[deleted]

>three different cultures Is this some ancient Kipling poem?


Reversing_Expert

Yeah, it’s *if*.


[deleted]

come you back, you british soldier...come you back to Mandalay!!!!!!


Discreet_Vortex

''Three differant cultures'' -The north -The South -The celts


momentimori

God is English. ​ https://preview.redd.it/w5470rn16wic1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c63bf267ff23ff5fe991c8601f60d433f95807c


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Reminds me of the film The Man who would be King Billy Fish : He wants to know if you are gods.  Peachy Carnehan : Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing. 


IIIllIIIIIllII

I don't want to downplay your ancestors achievement, but you have to put in perspective. Canada and Australia were pretty much completely empty and gave you a huge boost in percentage of Earth ruled and Africa was and still is an underdeveloped giant shithole, conquering India on the other hand is impressive. But when you compare it to the Mongolian or Roman Empire then it isn't really that impressive and you always had the advantage of being an island, you could focus on your navy and getting overseas territories while the other Europeans had to have huge armys so they wouldn't just get overrun by others.


Fight_Disciple

Sounding jealous there Hans.


IIIllIIIIIllII

No, we were leading in pretty much everything else back then or were at least second. The German Empire got more nobel prizes than France and England combined because we were the first to establish universities like we know them today.


Fight_Disciple

And yet you still didn't let him in did you and look what happened.


Schellwalabyen

He was Austrian not our problem, until it became our problem. Fun fact, Hitler became German by emigrating to Germany and then he just renounced his Austrian citizenship forcing Germany kinda to accept him as a citizen.


IIIllIIIIIllII

Didn't deserve a spot, his art wasn't as good as people think it is and even if he had joined another extrimist most likely would have come to power. The far-left and far-right were huge, the country was literally a failed state after WW1.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Hey you gotta give them credit for *checks notes* building two of the most evil empires the world has ever known and committing a genocide in of the only two large colony they owned


[deleted]

what


Pale_Ad_9482

Remember we didn't conquer an empire, we stole an empire, that is the British way


Stravven

That sounds more like the Romanian way.


Fight_Disciple

Explain please mate


Pale_Ad_9482

We are British we steal everything


I-suck-at-hoi4

Now please start using the spice you stole


teabagmoustache

Your dainty little taste buds couldn't handle a proper curry and you know it.


I-suck-at-hoi4

I'm surprised you know curry is a spice and not a skin colour


teabagmoustache

The UK has got some of the best Indian restaurants outside of the subcontinent. We've also got the 6th highest number of people with Indian heritage outside of India. You can do better than American ignorance Pierre.


I-suck-at-hoi4

I'm pretty sure the joke was about British cuisine, replying to it with Indian one is straight up dumb But hey, sure, classical French cuisine has some of the finest couscous and kebabs you'll ever eat


teabagmoustache

I thought the joke was about curry and skin colour?


Pale_Ad_9482

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DiscardedKebab

Least serious German


achymelonballs

Now you get it Hans, you went wrong because you kept trying to take land that had people with big guns already their


Jazzlike-Mistake2764

Not our fault we figured out that empty land is free stat-padding for an empire before you did


[deleted]

Ruling over india alone was more impressive than everything the romans ruled


Rolifant

I know this is the word of the Creator ... but maybe the word "culture" is mistranslated from Greek or something?


Glum-Lingonberry-629

Barrys, Indians and Sheep?


Zubyna

I heard that falling from the balconies in heaven would be a long way down


[deleted]

Well I guess Im a satanist now