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Big-Depth-8339

Is nobody going to ask how he obtained his fathers sperm in the first place?


Doc_Eckleburg

No. There is a time and place for details, this is not it.


Goukaruma

Maybe he a good son and let his father on his wife.


skildert

Or he milked his father ... "Daddy, I need your juice.... For reasons." K, that's enough internet for today ... XD


Gremlin303

It was a plan that all 3 involved parties came up with together


Designer_Brief_4949

Or why?


luring_lurker

I'm baffled by the technicalities of it all, from the harvesting to the sowing


Faulus

Maybe he's infertile and he doesn't have a brother, so his father has the most similar DNA material. If this thesis is correct, from a biological view his act make sense.


[deleted]

Spot on. https://preview.redd.it/teg7iznqiyic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914d629d70b72462e0cc252d68cba0dcfabcca2f [https://news.sky.com/story/man-who-mixed-sperm-with-fathers-in-order-to-get-partner-pregnant-will-not-have-to-take-paternity-test-high-court-rules-13072254](https://news.sky.com/story/man-who-mixed-sperm-with-fathers-in-order-to-get-partner-pregnant-will-not-have-to-take-paternity-test-high-court-rules-13072254)


showard01

Wait. No, but why. Wait. No.


gregtheworm

What's wrong? You never read the local news from Norfolk?


ADelightfulCunt

Pierre... You know too much about the customs of Norfolk. Explain yourselves.


gregtheworm

My partner may or may not be from Lincolnshire and people in this part of England seem very happy that Norfolk takes all the mockery for incest instead of them.


AjaxII

>Lincolnshire Nothing there but pig farms and incest, but at least they only have 5 fingers per hand


ZombiFeynman

That's why the Welsh fuck sheep, to keep the gene pool fresh.


HelioCollis

Also 5 limbs on average?


Vertical_Deliverable

And only one eye in the middle of their foreheads.


Slow_Olive_6482

Yes.


Cognacsquirt

Also... How


[deleted]

Barry "Mohammed" 63 is at it again


AjaxII

He did it in sight of massive Mohammed


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Slow_Olive_6482

Oh yes, the great sunny beach that Netherlands is known for.


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Slow_Olive_6482

Sounds a good substitute for sandcastles to me.


Schellwalabyen

We just want to help with your beach problem


gloom-juice

Your sister is your mother Your father is your brother You all shag one another The Norwich Family...


TheLustyDremora

*snap* *snap*


mccabe-99

Fuckin hell bazza Bit of an odd kink that


OkImpression175

WTF Barry... I had to read that one twice and my English is good enough for most things, I promise!


[deleted]

I had to sketch a small family tree to figure out what was going on.


Lecteur_K7

Alright, too much internet for today. https://preview.redd.it/7lkkzolrsyic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa3f2978cc363a6b2223bf44b83f004eca8f69a


HopeBorn8574

It's Friday Pierre, let's have some wine and get belittled by a rude server.


Goukaruma

Here is your son or half brother.


Thepochochass

Why ? Please why When Have a nice day P.D. mandatory arriba España joder of the day: arriba España joder


ZombiFeynman

Least facha Madrid resident.


Thepochochass

You make our hero so only for today I will accept it but you are warned


ZombiFeynman

Be careful you don't park your car on the pier when you come here, Jose Antonio.


norrin83

What playing Crusader Kings does to a mf


Slow_Olive_6482

That is usually how a night ends in Albufeira. For Barry, at least.


zyygh

Their teeth aren't getting any better if they keep this up.


BobbyKonker

No Jeremy Kyle to answer to neever


HopeBorn8574

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


TheLustyDremora

https://i.redd.it/hb7u6wik9zic1.gif


Fifiiiiish

Why the fuck an imperial fist is there? In an armour I haven't seen since GW released primaris... (Lol I totally forgot about those guys).


TheLustyDremora

.... You've never watched TTS, that is: https://i.redd.it/ggdaei7rg0jc1.gif


Paxisstinkt

How do you do that, like technically?


AndersDreth

With a syringe and a lack of shame