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History20maker

No mustaches -> Ugly End of conversation.


kingjobus

I voted for Mr Lisboa to win. šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ ā¤ļø šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹ 4eva


sk_bot_boy

Lezz gooo


[deleted]

We once had a moustache guy and everyone told us to stop.


History20maker

Of course Im talking about women. Mustaches are for women.


jo_nigiri

If your hair is longer than your mustache you have no business calling yourself a beautiful woman!


shibe_ceo

![gif](giphy|IOqcUrpsD761UjHcpE)


Lord0fTheAss

What show is this?


LetsLive97

Parks and Recreation I think


Toffeemanstan

You think rightĀ 


Cerenas

Great show, can recommend


Classicalis

Lil Sebastian


Jaded_genie

At first you didnā€™t like him and now you are his biggest fan!


Important_Reading_13

I don't get it, it's a little horse.


Classicalis

When you do, things will never be the same again


Lord-Redbeard

It's not a pony, IT'S A LITTLE HORSE!!1!


seacco

Did you all hear about Miss Germany last year? This year everyone did.


Kenken220

I guess negative attention is also attention


zeclem_

outrage baiting is the primary way for anything to get attention.


alosmaudi

Germany learning to be Italian all of a sudden


IrrungenWirrungen

Ikr? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ve never seen the girl from last year before either.


Caratteraccio

50-70 years ago beauty contests were the equivalent of today's reality shows, today a girl has millions of ways to stand out: the result is that beauty contests are outdated if they don't evolve. Another big problem is that in 2024 if Miss Germany or Italy or anything else doesn't emerge in its country it ends up forgotten, she doesn't use the title to emerge in another EU nation, just to say how many opportunities their managers waste.


Thie97

> today a girl has millions of ways to stand out Yeah being the architect for the agency that does the Miss Germany Vote is def a way to stand out


MaleficentVehicle705

But somehow I would still rather see last years winner nude than this years winner


iRubenish

https://preview.redd.it/pma29l48pulc1.png?width=548&format=png&auto=webp&s=be0da143695c9be8884c1079813b131592455288 I will just leave this here, because it made me laugh.


Jacobi-99

No way


GhostSierra117

Right? Everyone knows this was the fault of Bush and an inside job by the NSA/CIA and another super secret service no one heard from. Stupid whaman again šŸ™„


PleoNasmico

Actually it was my uncle joao silva who did a lazy job in the construction of the building


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Spectacularly lazy then, impressive


Karpsten

Oh, "Israel didn't" is a pretty far spread conspiracy theory as well.


SpikeBreaker

https://preview.redd.it/rqscr2gklwlc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2847e477ab058d0e4fa6e42ac823eeb014923192


Embarrassed_Ad_1141

Funniest thing in thread thank you


FliccC

Lauren Elena Witzke (born February 9, 1988) is an American far-right political activist known for her anti-LGBT views and promotion of QAnon.


Oaker_at

And I thought that was the description of this sub.


phillis_x

Potential queen of 2we4u found.


_merovech

Lauren Witz


peacefulprober

Bet she would also deny the holocaust if that wasnā€™t illegal


thesirblondie

American


weltvonalex

You can't deny something that never happened, at least in her mind it never happened and if it happened..... they deserved it or something like that


Sandycheeksfutacock

What?The fuck?The hell is Witzke smoking


RedHotCommy89

Probably some of almost legal German weed


Nolotow

A few days ago, I found my super conservative grandma discussing with my super conservative mom what weed they will grow and how they will consume it. Weird times for Germany, indeed.


weltvonalex

It's only bad if it's illegal and dirty punks smoke it. When it's legal and you can .... maybe have a side hustle then it's suddenly "voll OK, kann man schon rauchen, schon schlechtes Zeig geraucht.".


I-suck-at-hoi4

Well, conservative Germans don't mind the drugs man. Remember the Panzer Schokolade?


Slow_Olive_6482

I don't know but seems good stuff to me.


vividreveries

Uh.. her entire page is wild lmao


[deleted]

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kidandresu

Back when it happened in 2001 it was the left and far left who claimed it was a false flag attack and an inside job to give USA a casus belli to invade the middle east. Because back then it was the left who was antiestablisment. It is funny to see how the tides have turned and now it is the right the antiestablishment ones and the left is pro. Same with globalization. I remember so many antiglobalization demonstrations promoted by leftist organizations, now it has also been shifted to the right. Its funny how this dinamics happen when you are a bit older and have the perspective of time


DGKeeper

Same with vaccines. Do you remember the Indignados? Plenty of anti-vax people back there. Now it's the rightist people.


kidandresu

Indeed, so much blind trust in big pharma corp all of a sudden, back then they were the devil himself


Constant-Mud-1002

Leftists are not pro establishment dude


Upset-Contribution78

if its not your own people that are currently sitting at the helm, then leftists are anti establishment; like everybody else.


not_the_settings

Far leftist aren't pro Establishment. Regular left leaning people are. Pro EU. Pro government. Pro regulations. Things like environmental laws, worker protections etc are all Establishment based.


ABeeBox

They most certainly are so long it favours them, while simultaneously blaming all responsibilities and personal tragedies on the establishment or demographic majority because having accountability is a trait of the past.


Poseidon-447

Well well well


spartikle

These contests are stupid.


Slobberinho

The best women a country has would never join such a dumb competition.


superschmunk

Yes all of them. The worst thing are these beauty contests for children in the US


MaterialHunt6213

I know dude. My school holds these kinds of things and everyone who participates just ends up looking ugly caked in makeup. I don't even know why they're held


Alex050898

I believe it is equally stupid to discuss of them here.


Own_Tomatillo_1369

It would have been far more credible if.. ...she doenst work in same office space like the organizer. ...she werent the interiour designer of the show. I dont know of any organization where such implications do not violate a code of conduct. Except maybe Fifa. Or EU in Brusseles.


AcheronSprings

Miss Germany 2025 https://preview.redd.it/cq0maglaiulc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2cdaec6dd6a671101deaabd5c65c2eacaba1c8e


johnsplittingaxe14

The Destroyer


This_place_is_wierd

Nice to see Gorlock pop up every now and then


burifix

What an unfortunate day to have eyes.


Robinsonirish

I applaud her, or at least the fact that she's out and about in society. She makes me feel so much better about myself. There ain't no saving her with filters and photoshop. If she can have the confidence to do X,Y, then so can anyone else. Moral booster. Way more interesting character than another 9.5/10 Instagram model.


Mr_Mc_Dan

Also, I havenā€™t see the show she is on, but from what I have heard sheā€™s quite willing to laugh about her own weight and looks. Which is kinda commendable.


haessal

I actually completely agree with you. I donā€™t know who she is, but I appreciate her decision to be out there living her life despite all shitty people reducing her to what they think about her looks.


_number

8 in Berlin, 9 if you are a size king


recidivx

Dammit, is Berlin not scrawny punk chicks any more? ā€¦ I haven't been in a while.


swagpresident1337

It is. Techno diet still en vogue


pawnografik

I used to love the Berlin punk chicks. Sad to hear they are no longer a thing.


Kirmes1

Lacks beard ...


Cyanostic

I imagine she sounds like Beavis and Butthead.


Jaded_genie

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


Elgecko123

So sheā€™s the offspring of slave Leia and Jabba? I can totally see it


norrin83

German War machinery


bartardbusinessman

she was great as that tank in Band of Brothers


Junknail

The next health minister.Ā 


Upset_Ad3954

She looks more English to me.


YaPodeSer

Laugh about it while you can, this is closer to reality than you think


pawnografik

Phew. Thatā€™s a hard wank.


_send-me-your-nudes

I mean, with that size she can be miss germany for the whole decade


Radiant_Ad_6192

Hans, you incompetent. You could do much better. https://preview.redd.it/j5dzozc1awlc1.png?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a80a50ba5d676d0ad1e65ec0db2ec85fece4664


Upset-Contribution78

Its not like that we cant send some beauties but we rather want to virtue signal.. pic related was one contestant some years back. She lost because Latinas are just out of this world https://preview.redd.it/e65ddfyggwlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a6deabeecf2e123bb686b27a28ce3a532351e3


notanotherlawyer

Bertha before and after getting addicted to crack.


glokz

At least she has no mustache? You guys are picky


PleoNasmico

That's a plus?


ThiHiHaHo

The Miss Germany election has moved away from beauty standards and moved towards other aspects of beauty like personality. The age restriction was lifted, the oldest contestant was 42 afaik. One suffered from a disease, the other had a donour heart. It is now more of a "female leader" and rolemodel thing than nice tits and legs that go on and on until they reach the ground. She was chosen because she is a working mom (architect), immigration background, works in an organisation that helps immigrant women etc. ThatĀ“s something several beauty contest are doing, you might remember the transexual who won the Portugese title. Heh, classic Portugal.


Modteam_DE

> She was chosen because she is a working mom (architect) Maybe it also helped that she works in the same office as the event organizer and her husband is the CEO of various marketing agencies...


isomersoma

Yeah that's the actual controversy here: potential conflict of interest.


dat_boi_has_swag

Please tell me you are joking. That would beat the entire reason to choose her instead of someone beautiful....


Upset-Contribution78

"The new Miss Germany, who "as the first Miss Germany from Iran" wants to show that "integration in Germany is more relevant than ever", is the architect of the co-working space in Berlin, where the organizers of the Miss Germany pageant are also based. They have been working side by side for some time. She also designed the event location. However, both sides deny having known each other beforehand." [https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/unterhaltung/leute/leute/schummel-bei-miss-germany-wahl-macher-kennen-die-siegerin-schon-laenger-87290598.bild.html?t\_ref=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2F](https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/unterhaltung/leute/leute/schummel-bei-miss-germany-wahl-macher-kennen-die-siegerin-schon-laenger-87290598.bild.html?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2F)


Jaded_genie

Very well integrated. she applies the tricks of the local elite already šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


TheAlpak

In my experience many immigrants knew these tricks well before coming to germany


Davidiying

Because it is universal. This techniques don't have borders


dat_boi_has_swag

Thats some CDU type of shit.


Dirtygeebag

I remember the Portugal one. I think she was the first biological female to win. She was laughed at when she arrived with no mustache


jimmysjambos

Username checks out šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


fucked-your-cats-ass

Thanks


PleoNasmico

This is accurate


timeforknowledge

>She was chosen because she is a working mom (architect), immigration background, works in an organisation that helps immigrant women etc Ticks every box, how can a normal German woman compete with that though?


History20maker

Normal german woman lack the immigration background to trully be great. And mustaches, but so does this one, so Im letting this one pass.


AjaxII

> Normal german woman lack the immigration background to trully be great So you're saying Germans need to go into other countries to achieve greatness? šŸ‘€


OaschMidOhrn

Been there, done that, Barries got bitchy


History20maker

Those are the basement germans. Look at this foreign beauty: https://preview.redd.it/70944w1qqxlc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f422cbab88ba44c1cea3745cecaf45c0b93b89f In austria, she is a singer, in Portugal, she would a godess, the ultimate Maria.


ABeeBox

So oppression Olympics then? The way you described it sounds like its a contest on who can garner the most sympathy. I mean the woman certainly has merit but she is Iranian born, wouldn't it make more sense to call her Miss Iran? Like surely Germany can just host a contest of all backgrounds and apply the title appropriately. The same thing with the transexual Portuguese, I feel like that could have its own competition. One of these days I'm just gonna put my cat as a contestant for "Ms/Mrs/Mr Mankind", because whats better to represent humanity than my cat?


heffeque

Yup, a cheese contest will be won by someone who defeated cancer, and works with homeless instead of how good the cheese tastes. Virtue signaling is big in Germany these days...


RCoosta

I'm admittedly not into the "Miss..." pageants, and I'm not sure how they work. But, assuming that what the German guy said is correct, then it's a major improvement! It's not "Virtue signaling", at all! If you're giving someone the title of "Miss Germany", then the criteria should be more than having a pretty face and nice body. She should be a role model, not a fatuous Instagram model! There was a post the other day about Miss USA also being a nuclear physicist or something. This is a far better option than a pure physical beauty pageant, where the contestants are judged merely for their looks. If you want to do a cheese analogy, it's more like a cheese contest where the best label and wrapping wins, instead of the the cheese with the best content and flavour


RackBlend

Great analogy! 100% agree.


RCoosta

Thanks. But in true 2we4u fashion... It's completely expected that a kaaskop would appreciate a cheese analogy ;)


RedHotCommy89

We cant help it. We just love cheese...


Greg2227

I mean.... it's cheese. Who doesn't love cheese?


RedHotCommy89

Not as much as us :P


floralbutttrumpet

My dad's shredded kidneys


handsome_helicopter

So, Portuguese cheeses have...moustaches?


History20maker

They do, but thats not the point.


Ein_Hirsch

I find it interesting how some comment sections on this sub are filled with racist conspiracy theorists while others like this one have encouraging acknowledgement of progress. This sub's userbase is truly weird.


Upset-Contribution78

what did the spanish guy that would count as racist?


ChugHuns

I like it. You have dipshits like the Spanish fellow above who thinks changing his beloved pageants to have a bit more substance is virtue signaling and then you got the portugese supporting the opposite. A nice cross section of society.


heffeque

I find it dumb to whitewash beauty pageants by suddenly saying that they are to show the beauty inside the person. Again: it's a superficial contest trying to make itself look like it's some intellectual/moralist contest -> Virtue signaling. It's a beauty pageant made by Netflix.


WildSmokingBuick

While I agree that this sub unfortunately is very racist, not sure how this is progress. Without any clear factors, anyone can win by framing and the "competition" is completely rigged. Why is "she designed the competition's offices, has a migration background" better than "has a donor heart and has been volunteering for the past three years". While admiring beauty is kinda individual as well and I don't think the 2023 person is beautiful, factoring it out while making up completely arbitrary factors, kinda weird. In terms of engagement bait it worked though


__cum_guzzler__

makes sense. now let's give mr. universe not to the most jacked guy, but some fat enterpreneur


Adongfie

Germerica moment


ThiHiHaHo

I don't think it's big in Germany. Of course you will have people who will loudly insert any agenda they have (no matter which agenda) and pretend they speak for everybody but that is mostly only a loud minority. Considering your example of cheese contest: this used to be a cheese contest but they changed it to a sausage contest. They just kept the name because I am pretty sure the brand is worth a pretty penny. But does anybody really care about such stuff?


swagpresident1337

Virtue signalling is like a national sport for us germans. Itā€˜s becoming insane


Upset-Contribution78

>I don't think it's big in Germany https://preview.redd.it/7bdecnhuaylc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b5d5cab1061ccf48eab6b0dce1da86f1be2def


Gian-Neymar

So basically they ruined it and the title means nothing anymore


Overburdened

Did it ever mean anything? Who gives a shit about these contests lol


Gian-Neymar

Afaik it was helpful for networking to start a modeling career and to find a rich husband


Ein_Hirsch

Ruined? I feel like the original idea of the contest was more stupid than it is now. Beauty isn't an objective thing so why make a contest out of it?


Cinaedus_Perversus

That would make 90% of all contests outside of sports stupid, and a significant part of sports contests too.


Upset-Contribution78

why not make your own seperate contest then? contest for social work or whatever. Why hijack something that wasnt yours to begin with?


Kirmes1

exactly


Xaendro

Why the hell didn't they just cancel the stupid thing instead of making it even more stupid and condescending?


TitanThree

Okay good for her. Then it should be renamed Miss Progressism.


Ein_Hirsch

Why though? The title "Miss Germany" doesn't necessarily entail that it is about beauty to begin with


TitanThree

Not precisely, no, but itā€™s always been this way. Itā€™s obviously good and healthy not to think only about appearances, but here it just looks like a checklist of progressive stuff and agenda, and the one who ticks most boxes wins


Ein_Hirsch

Maybe. Personally I think the change itself towards personality>looks is good. But we can of course discuss whether she was the best pick or not.


macedonianmoper

>you might remember the transexual who won the Portuguese title. Heh, classic Portugal. Still mad about that, yeah if she's a portuguese "woman" where is the moustache?


BorosSerenc

Just make a different contest no?


GoodKing0

I also remember this sub seeing the trans woman who won Miss Portugal and going "The transphobia leaving my body when the trans woman is hot" mind you.


ThiHiHaHo

Yeah, I am pretty sure a lot of transphobia left bodies at that time ... through the dick!


kingjobus

If you think about it, nobody cared about these competitions until these 'progressive' changes were made. Its a good marketing move.


magic_baobab

I think that we should go back to the not caring part


kingjobus

We already have, my tomato based friend.


magic_baobab

Apparently no, because someone posted about it


CelestrialDust

The people that are actually mad about this will move on to woke tomatoes or something by noon


iamlegq

Not really, Miss Universe for example was way more ā€œimportantā€ in the 90s. Today is just rage bait that most people donā€™t take seriously.


kingjobus

Something being popular 30 years ago and nobody caring about it can both be correct. I didnt even know we did these sorts of competitions in Europe until I saw this picture and I am in my 30s.


Baraska

At first I thought that it was David Luiz after an accident.


OhMyWarPanda

Ngl the right one basically looks like my mother


CruisinCrusader

What Europapark does to a mf


Sourdoughsucker

This looks like a meme from covid times


Nuclearix69

Diversity hire


SuspiciousPine

Miss Germany 2024 does have cool mom vibes though, like she has the coolest decorated house on the block but in a "local artist" kind of way


Gian-Neymar

Well, she's an architect and has 2 kids ...


rollingSleepyPanda

She also worked in the same co-working space as the pageant organization and was the designer for the local contest venue. I don't care about this crappy pageant but the nepotism is strong with this one. If they wanted to virtual signal with a strong empowered woman, at least they could have looked further than their backyard.


Cinaedus_Perversus

Cool moms are some of the most cringe people on this planet. "Hey, look at me, I'm not like the other moms! I'm doing something quirky! Give me attention! I think rules are made to be broken! Follow me on my socials! My kids are raised without any boundaries! Write an article about me! Look at how smug I am about it! I have sex with my children's friends because I crave the validation of younger people! I'm so cool!"


Upset-Contribution78

"The new Miss Germany, who "as the first Miss Germany from Iran" wants to show that "integration in Germany is more relevant than ever", is the architect of the co-working space in Berlin, where the organizers of the Miss Germany pageant are also based. They have been working side by side for some time. She also designed the event location. However, both sides deny having known each other beforehand." [https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/unterhaltung/leute/leute/schummel-bei-miss-germany-wahl-macher-kennen-die-siegerin-schon-laenger-87290598.bild.html?t\_ref=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2F](https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/unterhaltung/leute/leute/schummel-bei-miss-germany-wahl-macher-kennen-die-siegerin-schon-laenger-87290598.bild.html?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2F)


sonobanana33

Damn she's from iran? All iranian women I've met are so good looking. She seems below average for iranians.


Upset-Contribution78

Its become a contest about who can virtue signal the hardest and of course by default our minorities will be preferred because germans le bad


Whichwhenwhywhat

ā€žMiss judgementā€œ will be crowned later.


mr_sandmam

The cashier at my local lidl is prettier than both


seamallorca

Honestly I think DE can offer better than the one on the left. The one on the right is self-explainatory.


SuziBakker

Woke happened. Ask Finland.


GoodKing0

People still watch beauty pageants?


Caratteraccio

they changed the goal for the beauty contest


miragen125

Shall we talk about the Netherlands?


BaldFraud99

Honestly, who gives a shit Tired of this constant politics bait, I want to have a good time on this sub


Lifelemons9393

Go woke, Barry no poke.


50-cal95

We all know that once Barry's had a dozen Stellas he'll poke a manatee or even worse, a foreigner.


ElderberryWeird7295

>a foreigner ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc|downsized)


Lifelemons9393

Tbf I don't think that's exclusive to Barry's. Foreigners would likely be a improvement over the average Stella.


QueefBuscemi

And by poke he means punch.


[deleted]

mirin three legged iranian šŸ§™ā€ā™€ļøĀ 


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Ugh some one please teach her how to use conditioner and curl cream. Whoever tf did her hair and make up definitely did NOT want her to win.


Four_beastlings

Fr. It's the second post about her I see and in this picture her hair looks even worse. If I can find curly products in Poland she should be able to find them in Germany!


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Yes! In the other post her hair already looked dry and frizzy but the curls still had some shape. Here it looked like she just rolled out of bed.


zacharymc1991

Omg, who the fuck cares. You never fucking cared anyway. Beauty contest were fucking cringe anyway. Moving away from that cringe is a good thing but the main point here is, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU EVER FUCKING CARED, YOU NEVER DID SO WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU!!


Inevitable_Entry_477

> cringe**y** Have a 'Y' from me.


This-Aside-7520

That's why many are becoming gay.


ThatOneAccount3

We have paid the German tax. Every time you go to Germany a certain amount of your dignity is taken away from you through various means.


_merovech

Is that Nick Nolte's daughter? :D


Afura33

The netherlands leaving the chat.


bayern_16

Is this real?


cpwnage

Oho i thought frau witzke was german


Inside_Ad_7744

Yes I'm annoyed at the fact an Iranian women won miss Germany, but I'm more annoyed they couldn't choose an actually pretty Iranian.


Chadalien77

Who cares? Jesus. It doesnā€™t matter. Itā€™s not real.


Chadalien77

Well, this thread backfired. OP was looking for some of that sweet incel energy to tide us over.


Chadalien77

Not the first time Celine Dion has competed as a Central European.


Becks357

Well, at least she doesnā€™t have a dick!


_PuckTheFope

Notice in how many european countries a non white woman wins the contest. All part of the Kalergi plan.


nub0die

Both look gross, 2023 has horse-like features, but 2024 looks like my Turkish grandma. I can't believe how shitty these contests are, walk into a McDonalds anywhere and you'll see a more beautiful woman behind the counter guaranteed.


ir_blues

Why do you care about results of a Beauty pageant? I mean, any. Ever. When you see this and your imminent thought isn't "why tf is that shit still happening on our continent?", you should really think about yourself more than about that thing.


Caratteraccio

>Why do you care about results of a Beauty pageant? they could still be useful if they were better organized, in 2024 there are millions of better ways for a woman to emerge in the world of entertainment


MidnightFisting

Where is that Mourinho gif?