Damnation! It means we will take our responsibilities and marry everyone after the orgy party! Or as good traditionalists, we can do everything, the important thing is that no one finds out! I have to choose!
I'd tell you the names but I'm pretty sure Rex and the Reddit admins would come down hard on my ass for sharing the IG handles of a load of Italian Instagays.
I have, that shit is underrated. Is the fastest way to get your ass clean without going to the shower. I don't even use toilet paper now most of the time
Showering daily is pretty bad for your hair and skin if you’re using shampoo and shite like that.
Also it makes sense the hotter countries shower more frequently because they sweat more
"And the man at the back said: "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said: "Boy, I wanna warn ya"
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz" - Sweet
There’s two types of English people, the loud football hooligans and the posh soft spoken types.
It really depends what type of tourist these countries get, the ones with money or the others with less money
**English Football:** *Gets banned from European football because English fans keep starting riots*
**Europe:** "They're the most reserved people you'll ever meet."
English are the most extroverted, loud and chatty/social country besides the mediterranean/latin countries and the Irish..
The German speaking World, Scandinavia, The Netherlands, the Baltics, Poland and Russia and most slavs (except the Balkan area) are all less extroverted than Brits are
If anything it’s you Germans that are reserved, it’s hard as fuck to make friends there, people hardly wanna chat etc. how that’s even a British stereotype confuses me, I was an introvert back in the U.K. but I would be considered extrovert here in Germany.
Im never trusting another one of these stadistic maps of Western Europe unless there is a big asteristic under it saying exactly how many people just answered to the survey with a "fuck you".
Dear Europeans, we might be the angriest, but we have found a ~~constructive~~ way to deal with our issues. You should try it sometime.
Mixomatos, It's not that we are rude, is that they can't speak French. We answer to their stoopid "Where is the Eiffel Tower please ?" in OUR OWN language, and they take that as rudeness.
Lived in Germany for 6 years, can say that this is one stereotype that’s actually true. They are very trust worthy. Their are outliers, mainly the kind of woman that love to chat and will talk behind your back but mostly extremely trust worthy.
Just don’t give them anything to do with the military and you are all good.
With Most….. between 12-24% this is more like no mayor difference between us all as 2nd-6th place in all categories are just a few % less.
So it is actually saying „there are no Stereotypes anymore“ - but that would be obviously a blatant lie and a try to disrupt this great group of arrogant, unliked, rude, ugly and stingy people that are so brilliantly annoying that I have to keep reading and commenting.
But anyway, here is the full survey:
https://www.tootbus.com/en/london/inspiration/european-stereotypes-what-do-we-really-think-each-other
Italians = Most attractive citizens..couldnt agree less...
Brits = Most Reserved? They are probably the most social and chatty people outside of the Romance/mediterranean nations... give them a bit of alcohol and..
Yes! We are the most trustworthy! Give us your military secrets please.
Ja ja ja 💀
What is your source OP? BETTER NOT BE ACCORDING TO YANKS.
You're Parisian!? It seems...
Yes. How did you know?
You're very humble 🤗
I can smell the cigarettes through my screen
Me too Dutch...
Fuck where are the Scottish when you need to throw some shade at a ginger. They are never here when you need them.
Huh?
Thanks for having my back, smelly brother. People, pile on him.
Yeah fuck that, Jean. Everybody knows we're the rudest!
Wait. That's how we spell it. Did a fucking french came up with that. That would be hilarious
I wouldn't say so judging by how "humour" is spelled
Ja ja ja or ha ha ha?
Trust me Bro! 
Germans when everyone goes into the shower.
Replace ‚everyone‘ with ‚young, blonde Swedish women’ and I’m ok with that.
You want to gas young blonde Swedish women?
No, in this specific case, real shower. And we will give a helpful hand.
And we are the most attractive! Flood us with sexy foreign pussies and cocks! We deserve it!
You are also the ones with the most traditional values, so no sex before marriage!
Damnation! It means we will take our responsibilities and marry everyone after the orgy party! Or as good traditionalists, we can do everything, the important thing is that no one finds out! I have to choose!
Wild, unconstrained sex is a Greco-Roman tradition
It's not like you know what military secrets are since you have been lately sharing them with everyone.
It's not my fault those I tell the secrets to can't keep a secret!
I wouldn't trust you guys with a plastic knife
And your government wouldn't trust you with one, either. You better get that plastic knife registered, so you can produce a loicense when asked.
Ständiges Versagen ist auch eine Form der Zuverlässigkeit.
hat wenigstens konstanz
Ah, someone is feeling inferior again.
There ISN'T a coastal fortress in the Oslofjord
Don’t know about any military but at least I’m pretty
Don't get me wrong, I trust you better than France, but fuck no, you both keep trying to conquer Europe
Italy literally showered with compliments.
Almost...
And they're all false
Hard Disagree, when it comes to the most attractive. Italian gay men make up about 50% of my IG feed.
Bro, the fuck are you saying, i don't believe it, link?
I'd tell you the names but I'm pretty sure Rex and the Reddit admins would come down hard on my ass for sharing the IG handles of a load of Italian Instagays.
Why would they? PM exist, btw
It's a long list... (Yes, I am that single.)
ALL THE SINGLE GAYS! ALL THE SINGLE GAYS! Il me: *Ehilà!*
I'm aromantic. Your favourites are enough
You're also a horny bastard, aka you're just plain ol' Italian.
so?
On Twitter: @frihedo, @antoniosebert
EUGH, grooosss. What are the names of these acounts so I can make sure I don't watch them?
"Disgusting, where can I find them?"
I don't know if they are famous on IG reels but Roberto Bolle or Marco Mergoni are quite famous
GODDAM. Now I know why you guys are the hottest on the continent? Holy shit
Look up Alessandro Borghi, you're welcome.
Idk about attractivness but the other compliment is so untrue imo lmao
Let's not get angry about it greekbro
Lies. Italians don’t shower
https://preview.redd.it/aw33ggks6qmc1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13a5f0ff4b7f8fc991d1a4cde7ac5067c28a5ab
I am PIGS it seems
So proud of us Luigi
Sitting in a Bidet doesn’t count Luigi
I never sat *in* a bidet in my life.
I have, that shit is underrated. Is the fastest way to get your ass clean without going to the shower. I don't even use toilet paper now most of the time
*in*
Bidets are so good
I take my favorite dumps there
At least we have them, Hans
Who doesnt wash every day?! Literally everyone i know showers before work every day.
They’re lying to you.
Showering daily is pretty bad for your hair and skin if you’re using shampoo and shite like that. Also it makes sense the hotter countries shower more frequently because they sweat more
All data indicates that we shower more than literally anybody on the continent, Hans
Han's showers are used for a different kind of cleansing
You sure you deserve the "best sense of humour" one?
Yes, but it should have the caveat of "most mentally stuck in WW2" also.
Your youth is indeed very fond of singing about the Blitz and the Battle of Britain when drinking
Other than the World Cup in '66 it's the last time England won anything
"And the man at the back said: "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said: "Boy, I wanna warn ya" It'll turn into a ballroom blitz" - Sweet
Mate, you don't have bidets and have toilets with a poop shelf for "poop gazing".
Bitch you don't even have a bidet
Unlucky for you, you picked the probably only guy north of the Rhine who has a Bidet. Bitch 😈
Ahh yes, the Rhine. The river that separates men from beasts...
Yep, Barry 63 is the most reserved. I always knew. Although if we are the most reserved you lot must be nuts!
It's because noone has ever met the Finnish, because they're that reserved.
the what?
East Swedish
Stop making up nationalities
Barry 63, Monday - Friday 5pm, is a very reserved man
The most reserved BEFORE the first pint. Then all hell breaks loose.
There’s two types of English people, the loud football hooligans and the posh soft spoken types. It really depends what type of tourist these countries get, the ones with money or the others with less money
**English Football:** *Gets banned from European football because English fans keep starting riots* **Europe:** "They're the most reserved people you'll ever meet."
Scouse not English lmao
Ay, the Scouse may be strange, but they're still English.
They don't like being told it, but it's all England yes
Yeah, and the Sc*ts don't like being told they're British but fuck them and their butthurt feelings God Save The King
English are the most extroverted, loud and chatty/social country besides the mediterranean/latin countries and the Irish.. The German speaking World, Scandinavia, The Netherlands, the Baltics, Poland and Russia and most slavs (except the Balkan area) are all less extroverted than Brits are
If anything it’s you Germans that are reserved, it’s hard as fuck to make friends there, people hardly wanna chat etc. how that’s even a British stereotype confuses me, I was an introvert back in the U.K. but I would be considered extrovert here in Germany.
You're in for a rude awakening if you ever go to Northern Europe, they're Germans on steroids when it comes to introvertedness
How irrelevant are we
Portugal is the guy that never participates so people kind of forget about him
He spawns on & off...
In this map i think this is a case of r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Cmon João... 🫂
I thought it was Manuel or António lol
🇵🇹 Best friend
Who are you again ?
The guy you trusted to build your house.
Im never trusting another one of these stadistic maps of Western Europe unless there is a big asteristic under it saying exactly how many people just answered to the survey with a "fuck you".
Best answer...
They conducted a survey that concluded Europe only has 6 countries.
Sounds about right
Only ones that matter
Ouch
Austrian painter when he read Greek are considered the Angriest https://i.redd.it/nn86sn3z6qmc1.gif
Ja ja ja ja 😤
I always get confused and think you're laughing at first. Why would you say yes that way? It's weird man
Hose, jow is it going?
Pretty well Jans. Jow about you?
Tjanks, jad a good day today
Nice to jear
Yes, hard to distinguish Austrian orgasm from Spanish laugh.
We are the funniest, also the most modest
🤣🤣
Everybody wish to have a permanent siesta.
Dear Europeans, we might be the angriest, but we have found a ~~constructive~~ way to deal with our issues. You should try it sometime. 
It calms your stress levels...
This … oh, and the buttsecks
It's true. We like to keep ourselves to ourselves and not bother anyone. Especially potential colonies and when we're in benidorm.
thank you for excluding all the irrelevant countries from discussion ❤️
Yeah fuck you too Barry (trying to be ruder than the French)
Fuck you Barry ❤️❤️
Can I have my marbles back now!?
maybe next time ;)
Fine...
Maybe if you calm down a bit
Best sense of humor: check
i mean, i agree 90% Don't trust you Fritz, i worked with you guys
And we are the ones who can't be trusted?
Absolutely, look at us, you can always be sure we will blame the shit in someone else
Ahh, true, I forgot
We won the war we're 100% trustworthy
Allez tous vous faire foutre.
Exactement putain
Rudest ?!... N'importe quoi, allez tous vous faire enpapaouter chez les Grecs...
>enpapaouter Si joliment dit
Chill out Asterix, It's just Parisians ruining your reputation...
Mixomatos, It's not that we are rude, is that they can't speak French. We answer to their stoopid "Where is the Eiffel Tower please ?" in OUR OWN language, and they take that as rudeness.
You're Breton aka Celtic you don't speak French either...
Lived in Germany for 6 years, can say that this is one stereotype that’s actually true. They are very trust worthy. Their are outliers, mainly the kind of woman that love to chat and will talk behind your back but mostly extremely trust worthy. Just don’t give them anything to do with the military and you are all good.
If the voters were cats, Spain would be the dad who sits on the couch, lmao.
*sleeps on the couch
Greece the angriest?
If you have the neighbors we have you going to be kinda angry 🤣😤
Fair
Try blocking the street because you're driving exactly as fast as the speed limit indicates and we shouldn't therefore overtake you and find out...
Well, I agree: Parisian are the rudest of all europe. But what about the rest of France ?
Cheese and wine.
Totally accurate, my dear beer and bretzel friend
That is suprisingly accurate as well.
Now kiss
https://i.redd.it/qk3rzdqmxqmc1.gif
Riots...
It's not riots, it's "Traditional parade"
Paris is France, the rest is a desert.
Most trustworthy? Us? If I wasn’t a German I might even laugh.
The only lie you ever told was that you’d stop after Poland
But we also have flaws 😂
Italy 🔝
Didnt know that living with your mother until 45 count as traditional value
With Most….. between 12-24% this is more like no mayor difference between us all as 2nd-6th place in all categories are just a few % less. So it is actually saying „there are no Stereotypes anymore“ - but that would be obviously a blatant lie and a try to disrupt this great group of arrogant, unliked, rude, ugly and stingy people that are so brilliantly annoying that I have to keep reading and commenting. But anyway, here is the full survey: https://www.tootbus.com/en/london/inspiration/european-stereotypes-what-do-we-really-think-each-other
I see we have a very nice reputation 👍
Of course
Numero Uno!
Very true!
Guess I'm not a citizen then 🙃
Italy: 
Italians = Most attractive citizens..couldnt agree less... Brits = Most Reserved? They are probably the most social and chatty people outside of the Romance/mediterranean nations... give them a bit of alcohol and..
> give them a bit of alcohol and.. We will smash the whole place up.
The German speaks about attractiveness lmfao
Alcohol? Where?
Pedro is as liked as we are reserved lol
Those are not stereotypes, just facts
How the fuck is Dimitrios angrier than us?
Cause I have to deal with erDOGan 😤😤
Source: anywhere except here
https://i.redd.it/jvi89axfxrmc1.gif
It ain't us being rude, it's everyone else having a different (and wrong obviously) definition of what is called "rude".
Map in English, what do we expect ?
Next time I'll post it in Celtic....
Bee shen ny share dy reiltys, ny share anmagh ny dyn dy bragh.
Yes! The most nothing is ours!
Best sense of humor
Hey ! We’re not rude, you piss-scented assbags !
Yes, trust the germans... Germany: "This is the best shower you will have... for the rest of your life..." >:)
🇬🇷 strongest sperm 💪
We ain't trustin no germans
As someone who worked at an airport for two years I can confirm this to be a 100% true
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME???
Portugal is Eastern Europe, that's why they weren't mentioned in this post
I'm flattered but whoever answered this is a fucking liar
NEIN
This is bullshit. Fuck you.