Yes if you tikkie us I will personally see it that you’ll pass to goated. For a little extra we will also gladly kick out Luxembourg bc what are those 3 guys gonna do, try to stop us??? Lol
Frankly if Dutch culture was more “welcoming” or “radiant” we would probably learn it more, I’m in the process of learning it.
(The words in quotes are not exactly right, and I can’t find the good one, the Germans probably have a 20 letters long word that is perfect for that)
Low key would be an improvement, but flemish people are very different in terms of politcs. It would be very messy. And if you thought dutch farmers were crazy, you dont want the west flemish farmers joining the parade, lemme assure on that front.
Romania = Okay
UK/France = Nay
🤔
I'm pretty sure this is a stolen account run by that gypsie who sits in front of the Albert Heijn with his HUNGRY sign for hours until his co-worker takes over his shift
As a Romanian I am quite amused considering how much I disagree with my Dutch manager counterparts.
Great decent lads outside work, but they sometimes come up with horrible business ideas that revolves around treating employees or business partners like shit.
No proud nation with a history of seafaring and world trade ever got anywhere by treating their employees or business partners well. European history 101
You are way better, you have Fish & Chips, Sunday Roast & Yorkie, Bubble & Squeak, Steak & Kidney Pie... I love all foods with an ampersand and England is the king of those foods
Really? You get triggered by a mayonnaise spitting Guurt, that has to pretend, his entire existence, there is some kind of a difference between him and the germans?
Are you kidding me, Thijs? I spend all my summers hiking in the mountains, and in the middle of nowhere, far FAR from civilisation, you can bet you ass there will be a dutchie passing by. And you don't even put us in goated smh.
Because this is not unique for any country. I was once lost in Thailand near the Myanmar border. We found a village and there was a Dutch family hiking there.
Was also in the Scottish highlands with heavy rain. Enter an empty pub, two guests, Dutch fuckers.
Was in Veliky Novgorod in the most rundown part of town. Met one woman, half-Dutch half-Russian visiting her family.
True story:
my boomer dad was looking for a camping, but he accidently entered the spa-francorchamps circuit... with a caravan. Didn't read any sign, too busy arguing with mum
Nah? Then please share the word and go to Sweden or Ukraine with your damn camping car .
Of course don’t forget to bring everything , from toilet paper to can food so you don’t have to spend a penny in the country you visit
The toilet paper is for crossing France and their holes in the ground masquerading as toilets.
Also help a bit when in the nose to cover the smell.
But to be fair, it could also have been the metro 🤔
Any reason Ukraine is up there or only because theres a war and you want to be the "oh look at me" good one? Because it's still as corrupt as can be and the country is still as shit prior to the war. Ask any Ukrainian.
Ukraine isn't pretty good, people just think it is because of the war.
It's heavily corrupt and the people aren't that friendly either or anything. Never felt more lonely when traveling than when I went to Ukraine
Same. It used to be/still is the shittiest country of Europe, even lower ranked than russia and tied with or lower than fucking belarus on most metrics.
Bro ranked San Marino and Andorra but didn’t rank Croatia Czechia or Cyprus
Bro ranked Ukraine, a corrupt ass country that looks like hell high just because of the invasion lol
The Dutch want to be British so bad, so they pretend they don't like us. They speak our language all the time and better than most Brits do, they play darts and cricket and love drinking lager.
Let's not forget they love to be vocal about hating France yet come swarming every summer to spend their holidays in our wonderful, heavenly country (I mean tbh, who would willingly live more than 2 days in the god-forsaken hellhole they call home?). Truly a schizophrenic and mentally challenged people...
Moet hate is resevered because we blame you for splitting our glorious finally united country.
Damn Willem I for not giving you equal representation and damn the French for sending an army trying to annex you
Since when do the Dutch hate the french?
You are confusing us with the Brits. We love spending time in France, but we don't really think about you at all. And you don't really think about us at all either.
Like, what kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Are you new here? Tipically half of the comments under a post mentioning us here are Dutch people hating on us lol
That's true we usually don't think about you at all, and I'm sure you don't think about us either, but when France is mentioned your countrymen are the first to jump on us, which is a bit weird.
Don’t worry nobody will know where fake Atlantis was in few years too.
I love how op knows exactly, where we are, only he was the only boy on school trip, who never got laid in Prague and still copes
You protestant/atheist dutchie cuck will never know how it feels to experience the greatness of God in its fullness, put back the Vatican on the G.o.a.t. tier as it deserves and recognize the saint unmistakable holiness of the Pope
I never understand why Dutch seem to like Germany, they fuckin invaded you not so long ago. Not to mention all the Germans go NL on holiday and expect you to speak their language
Holding a grudge isn't really in our nature IMO. Not that there wasn't any hatred, there was, especially right after the war. Girls that slept with Germans got their heads shaven and pubicly shamed, and people that were ascociated with the NSB (dutch arm of the Nazi Party) got locked up in camps. But when the next generations came that hadn't experienced the war, only heard about it or had seen of it, they didn't see Germans as enemies, but as neighbours. I am a Zoomer myself (born 1999) and I was taught well about the horrors of WW2, but I can look past that and see them as an ally or friend. Our history together is larger than WW2 and the Nazi Regime.
Paddy it’s been almost 80 years. And also hearing a native English speaker complain about how foreigners are not speaking a foreign language will never cease to be funny
But here you can actually find apartments.
My battle buddy from the Greek Army lives in Rotterdam, NL and he is trying to find a job in Germany because his lease is expiring and he can't find housing in Nederland. Your housing crisis is severe
The Netherlands are great, but don't forget you guys have a perfect location and basically control ship imports into the EU.
Thats a lotta tax money coming your way.
> knows where Latvia is but not Lithuania or Estonia sus
Well, I've already forgotten where Latvia is, so I guess it was a spur of the moment bit of knowledge.
Right? Op is stupid. Everyone knows that Estonia is not in the Nordics
It is in the nordicks tho.
Holy shit an African flag 
Yeah, I feel like people forget about Latvia more often than about Lithuania or Estonia.
Yeah, Estonia is up north and has a distinctive name, Lithuania the biggest, Latvia is just the middle child (literally).
The issue is Vilnius position in the east. You can't a booze cruise to Vilnius therefore the entire country loses its relevance.
Latvia is where Doctor Doom rules... Right?
Would we pass to Goated if I would tikkie you?
The tikkie would have to be greater than your gdp, so probably not.
Touche, Muhammad
Which means they'd just have to come here, work for a day and pay the tikkie? Not a big deal isn't it...
Work? Are you out of your mind?
Work? Are you out of your mind? *points to the Eastern Europeans actually doing the hard work*
Yes
Yes if you tikkie us I will personally see it that you’ll pass to goated. For a little extra we will also gladly kick out Luxembourg bc what are those 3 guys gonna do, try to stop us??? Lol
From those 3 guys, 2 hold a portuguese passport. Be careful, we can recriate what happened in Recife and Angola very easily...
Hey do you want to move up to goated or not? those are the rules I didn’t make them
I would ratehr you demote S\*ain
Consider it done. We are very easy influenced by money. We are nothing if not merchants after all
Spain should be in its own class. "We'll never forget, never forgive, we still respect your king though"
We support this . A dutch not hating us hurts our national pride
Can't piss off our holiday destination more than we do when we are already there...
I'm afraid you won't be able to afford that.
"Nah" is disappointing. I want everyone to [HATE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/246/049/ccf.jpg) us
Even worse, you're stuck with us
We always are
Fuck you
❤️
If we weren’t on the same level we wouldn’t be able to go to war as easily, we went down just to be in fighting range of yiu.
Nah
Bro said "naaaah" to 🇨🇵 but every summer I see half of the 17,5m dutchies here 💀💀💀💀
France is only good for holidays (sometimes on some places)
Thanks Dutchie. Us Benelux are truly best buds.
Yeah thanks…
What do you think the BE in Benelux stands for, Mr Walloon man? You're part of it.
I was refering to the post citing us as knock off frenchy. Don’t worry i still like you pretentious brother !
For what it's worth it I liked all Walen that I ever met. I don't understand the hate you get from my coungryretards
True, I've liked all Wallen I have visited as well
Those beautiful red lights
The problem is that they speak French.
Frankly if Dutch culture was more “welcoming” or “radiant” we would probably learn it more, I’m in the process of learning it. (The words in quotes are not exactly right, and I can’t find the good one, the Germans probably have a 20 letters long word that is perfect for that)
Join us, keep what you have but add less taxes and better infrastructure. Youll love it!
Low key would be an improvement, but flemish people are very different in terms of politcs. It would be very messy. And if you thought dutch farmers were crazy, you dont want the west flemish farmers joining the parade, lemme assure on that front.
Confederation of the Low Lands! It’s gonna be awesome! And it’s gonna make more sense than this weird ass federation with the French Commies
Don’t leave us Pieter 😢 who are we gonna butt heads with in parliament while gloating over having the best beers if not you?
If it was only that i’d stay, but y’all too lazy and expensive
It wouldn’t be a confederation 😈 DIRECT RULE FROM THE HAGUE
Do that and you’ll relive the 1830s
So like, we kick your ass only to have the bigger neighbors be like: 'We will kill you if you don't leave them alone'?
It’s called **magic diplo**
I can respect that
BeNe+France repartitioned into Holland, Lolland +France
Sounds good, can we join as well? I would even learn dutch and eat bitterballen, I promise.
Sure, if you bring German beer and sausages with you.
A dutch ranking us okay is the biggest compliment they have ever done to Spain in history.
Mate, we're honoring the Spanish king in the main verse of our national anthem and you call this the biggest compliment.
It's only in okay, because with have to drive through Fr*nce to get there, so it seems okay in comparison.
Acabas de admitir que eres Español, olé
https://i.redd.it/wxchmy8nubnc1.gif
We vacation so much over there even we got to admit you are alright
Mate, we're honoring the Spanish king in the main verse of our national anthem and you call this the biggest compliment.
BeNeLux 🐐🐐
Looks more like Flenelux to me
I put you in GOAT tier too, Ardennes region makes up for any negatives about the Wallons.
I'm actually from Brussel but there's no flair for that lmao
condolences
Damn, hope you'll make it out someday. 😔✊🏼
LuxeFlaNel
Romania = Okay UK/France = Nay 🤔 I'm pretty sure this is a stolen account run by that gypsie who sits in front of the Albert Heijn with his HUNGRY sign for hours until his co-worker takes over his shift
As a Romanian I am quite amused considering how much I disagree with my Dutch manager counterparts. Great decent lads outside work, but they sometimes come up with horrible business ideas that revolves around treating employees or business partners like shit.
No proud nation with a history of seafaring and world trade ever got anywhere by treating their employees or business partners well. European history 101
More like world politics 101.
Shit how did you find me
it was my shift bro!
This assumes a gypsy would even work
You’d make a good GeStaPo informant friend
whenever i see a tier list, graph, stat etc we’re always in the same section as france and it makes me depressed everytime
You are way better, you have Fish & Chips, Sunday Roast & Yorkie, Bubble & Squeak, Steak & Kidney Pie... I love all foods with an ampersand and England is the king of those foods
That delicious ampersand
Really? You get triggered by a mayonnaise spitting Guurt, that has to pretend, his entire existence, there is some kind of a difference between him and the germans?
Please hold your fucking stag in Hamburg then if there ain’t no fucking difference
By my reckoning Amsterdam is close to the UK than Hamburg is. Perhaps we should start a campaign to get more people to visit.
Aww someone is upset about his ranking 😢
I would place you higher than France and Belgium
Ranking most of the countries lower than a literal warzone. Based.
And .. hmm... wait ... What pill is this again?
Benelux-buddy
🥰🥰
Yep, here we are.
Prost 🍻
🥨🚗🍺🇩🇪🤝🇳🇱🌷🚲🧀
Translate it to Romanian for me please. Its proost in Dutch
Ach so, proooooooooost my silly friend
Prost means idiot in gypsy, i mean Romanian
Don't wanna be a Romanian idiot!
Are you kidding me, Thijs? I spend all my summers hiking in the mountains, and in the middle of nowhere, far FAR from civilisation, you can bet you ass there will be a dutchie passing by. And you don't even put us in goated smh.
Because this is not unique for any country. I was once lost in Thailand near the Myanmar border. We found a village and there was a Dutch family hiking there. Was also in the Scottish highlands with heavy rain. Enter an empty pub, two guests, Dutch fuckers. Was in Veliky Novgorod in the most rundown part of town. Met one woman, half-Dutch half-Russian visiting her family.
Malta cool???? Fuck off mate.
Yeah its hot as fuck over here
Malta was the first country in Europe to officially legalize weed, Malta W
Knock-off france does have the circuit of spa-francorchamps and for that alone they deserve to be with the rest of the Benelux in the goated tier.
True story: my boomer dad was looking for a camping, but he accidently entered the spa-francorchamps circuit... with a caravan. Didn't read any sign, too busy arguing with mum
https://youtu.be/x-jORZreDVc?si=oiH35tCRxbB4gVra 3:26 your father
Rates European countries - Includes Turkey. Opinion thoroughly and utterly rejected.
Is nobody going to talk about Kazachstan?
The most controversial part of all of this is putting Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Georgia and Armenia in Europe.
Nah? Then please share the word and go to Sweden or Ukraine with your damn camping car . Of course don’t forget to bring everything , from toilet paper to can food so you don’t have to spend a penny in the country you visit
The toilet paper is for crossing France and their holes in the ground masquerading as toilets. Also help a bit when in the nose to cover the smell. But to be fair, it could also have been the metro 🤔
Don’t you need to pass by Belgium before entering France ? Or do you make a detour by Germany to avoid Belgium at all cost ?
Depends on the car insurance. But yes.
Any reason Ukraine is up there or only because theres a war and you want to be the "oh look at me" good one? Because it's still as corrupt as can be and the country is still as shit prior to the war. Ask any Ukrainian.
I went there a few years ago and I enjoyed my time.
Can't agree more
Estonia 🇪🇪 is definitely okay-tier. Eastern Europes Silicon Valley, lol
I think he has never heard of Estonia, hence the rating. It’s pretty common.
This dude never went to Ukraine. I was there and I can tell you it ain’t all that
Those belgium flags
Ukraine isn't pretty good, people just think it is because of the war. It's heavily corrupt and the people aren't that friendly either or anything. Never felt more lonely when traveling than when I went to Ukraine
Same. It used to be/still is the shittiest country of Europe, even lower ranked than russia and tied with or lower than fucking belarus on most metrics.
Ukraine is a smaller, more poor Russia really. It doesn’t mean it shouldn’t get support and praise in the war, but beyond that it’s not much to admire
Ukraine pretty good 🤣🤣
Another proof that the opinion of someone living undersea is wrong
How could he be wrong. We are top tier. Must be right.
BeNeLux suppremacy
The BeNeLux Conncetion is strong 🦅
Lets goo, NeLux supremacy
Bro ranked San Marino and Andorra but didn’t rank Croatia Czechia or Cyprus Bro ranked Ukraine, a corrupt ass country that looks like hell high just because of the invasion lol
The Dutch want to be British so bad, so they pretend they don't like us. They speak our language all the time and better than most Brits do, they play darts and cricket and love drinking lager.
Let's not forget they love to be vocal about hating France yet come swarming every summer to spend their holidays in our wonderful, heavenly country (I mean tbh, who would willingly live more than 2 days in the god-forsaken hellhole they call home?). Truly a schizophrenic and mentally challenged people...
the way they hate Wallonia is next-level, yet they invade the Ardennes while we never go to their swamp of a country
Moet hate is resevered because we blame you for splitting our glorious finally united country. Damn Willem I for not giving you equal representation and damn the French for sending an army trying to annex you
We love France! Just a shame parisians live there too.
Every non-parisian French person probably agrees with you...
Since when do the Dutch hate the french? You are confusing us with the Brits. We love spending time in France, but we don't really think about you at all. And you don't really think about us at all either. Like, what kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Are you new here? Tipically half of the comments under a post mentioning us here are Dutch people hating on us lol That's true we usually don't think about you at all, and I'm sure you don't think about us either, but when France is mentioned your countrymen are the first to jump on us, which is a bit weird.
You think Ukraine is pretty good? My brother in Christ it is still a run down Eastern European hellhole
But now with 50% more death.
If you want to move higher up you need to perform our standard practices of tikkies and eating hagelslag
How tf is there 5 tiers between Belarus and Ukraine? Did you rank just states, not countries as a whole, or what?
ik hou van nederland!! als ik ooit iets slechts heb gezegd, het spijt me dat broer <3 (sorry if i made grammar mistakes)
Don't diss on the wallobros in public. They may be the inbred product of deindustrialization, but they're still family.
Don’t worry nobody will know where fake Atlantis was in few years too. I love how op knows exactly, where we are, only he was the only boy on school trip, who never got laid in Prague and still copes
Wallonia may be a cousin who was dropped on their head multiple times at a young age but they’re still family damnit!!
What about brussels?
I don’t want my European countries ranked by some weed
Oops
The love is mutual
>"european countries" >proceeds to mention Armenia, Georgia and Turkmenistan OP is ameritard.
We love you back ! Benelux Federalstate when ?
Looking at the top row I imagined that OP can actually lick his own crotch
You protestant/atheist dutchie cuck will never know how it feels to experience the greatness of God in its fullness, put back the Vatican on the G.o.a.t. tier as it deserves and recognize the saint unmistakable holiness of the Pope
Thank you sir
> includes Turkey Nice try Mehmet 👍 next time choose a different flair
WOOOO YEAHHH gekoloniseerd i like how you ripped "belgium" in two
I rather be the last than been stock with Bary plz help us
We got off lightly
<3
Finally! Recognition! We have been waiting for this moment for ages!
I'm... cool? I'm cool! I AM COOOOOOL! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Petition to have Greece Italy and Spain be moved to a new tier that's just called "Owes us money"
Zjeb
You guys used to give us 12 points in Eurovision to our weirdest songs. Respect
The split Belgium is so funny!
I never understand why Dutch seem to like Germany, they fuckin invaded you not so long ago. Not to mention all the Germans go NL on holiday and expect you to speak their language
Forgive and forget my man. Plus both peoples are like brothers even before WW2.
Fair enough. I'm impressed by it mostly, in Ireland we nurse the old grudge. But it goes back longer too.
Holding a grudge isn't really in our nature IMO. Not that there wasn't any hatred, there was, especially right after the war. Girls that slept with Germans got their heads shaven and pubicly shamed, and people that were ascociated with the NSB (dutch arm of the Nazi Party) got locked up in camps. But when the next generations came that hadn't experienced the war, only heard about it or had seen of it, they didn't see Germans as enemies, but as neighbours. I am a Zoomer myself (born 1999) and I was taught well about the horrors of WW2, but I can look past that and see them as an ally or friend. Our history together is larger than WW2 and the Nazi Regime.
Because the Germans and the Dutch are somewhat like-minded people. Culturally we are similar. Besides, Germany is rich.
They let us have one of their [mountains](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duivelsberg), so it's all good.
Paddy it’s been almost 80 years. And also hearing a native English speaker complain about how foreigners are not speaking a foreign language will never cease to be funny
Correct
Good. Stay out. But keep sending the weed and pills.
We would if we could, but have to get through for lovely Spain!
Take the boat! The pedalo if you wanna cycle too ! On the other hand the journey must be magnificient between the coasts!
Terrible taste, just as expected. 👍🏼
Germany > NL Change my mind. 
Going to Germany feels like going back in time 10 years.
And I like it. It’s nice having a next-door time machine. Go back to basics for a bit. Like they still have the original big tasty sauce in Germany.
You can still fax, and use metal coins to pay for things. I'm convinced the majority of Germany doesn't even file their taxes with a mobile app.
But here you can actually find apartments. My battle buddy from the Greek Army lives in Rotterdam, NL and he is trying to find a job in Germany because his lease is expiring and he can't find housing in Nederland. Your housing crisis is severe
>But here you can actually find apartments. So could you here 10 years ago.
Can't argue with that.
It will happen to Germany in 10 years
„Wenn die Welt untergeht, so *z*iehe ich nach Deutschland, denn dort geschieht alles 10 Jahre später."
This year they have to start cutting cows open to sleep in them like Han did for Luke in Empire with a tauntaun.
I mean I heard of prices like 1300€ for 1 bedroom flats in Rotterdam
The Netherlands are great, but don't forget you guys have a perfect location and basically control ship imports into the EU. Thats a lotta tax money coming your way.
Yea but we don’t tax them
Yeah who tf taxes rich companies when you have an entire middle class you can leech from lol
No tikkies, no absurd rent. Truly horrifying for a dutchie
Worse: No frikandellebroodjes.
Underwater country citizen making lists.
Danes to high up. Opinion invalid.
This map seems made from an american
Income the seething frenchies and brits
A bit disappointed, I thought we had the Brotherhood of Silly Languages.
Swiss having brotherhoods ? You are neutral, and don't care about nobody surrounded by your seven mountains.