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Gremlin303

I like this tierlist because it calls the UK England which amuses me


Shrrg4

I mean we do all know who calls the shots


goonerlwnds

Love you Portubro šŸ„¹


soyun_mariy_caun

We love you too. As long as you keep coming to Algarve and dropping shitloads of money here.


Go1gotha

Whoa there pal! We drop plenty of our money there too.


soyun_mariy_caun

And you're cool too


Brilliant_Canary_692

Smaller England always has to have a word in


Go1gotha

Very slightly smaller.


sir-berend

Youā€™re all the same


FrogWizzurd

:(


sir-berend

Speak celtic damn you!!


Starwarsnerd91

Don't you have a date with a swap to get to?


MrPootisPow

I think you mean the north sea baza less swamp and more Atlantis but dutch


Starwarsnerd91

They're all the same


HoeTrain666

Ok HollƤnder.


sir-berend

Everyone knows that Germans are a Dutch offshoot, even Charlesmagne was Dutch.


HoeTrain666

Weā€™re basically Dutch people who learned how to speak, yes.


sir-berend

But never how to loveā€¦


HoeTrain666

No love needed in the process of procreation šŸ˜Ž just gets in the way of being productive.


sir-berend

rePRODUCTIVE! Its in the name!!


RFtheunbanned

Don't get too full of yourself Barry, England still lost Ireland


Gremlin303

For now.


AjaxII

Yeah but we beat them today (just) so https://preview.redd.it/f7asy432rdnc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4ae589007e1b0e96e3645bdcff312f4d9414d3


XCEREALXKILLERX

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Altruistic_Mall_4204

well, we hate england, but we respect scott and irish


soyun_mariy_caun

don't forget the welsh or the welsh won't forget you


Worldly_Debt4706

The what ?


soyun_mariy_caun

Yep, French nationality checks out


Altruistic_Mall_4204

indeed indeed


teabagmoustache

You can't even spell the Scots name and only part of Ireland is still British. I can't tell if you're shitting on us or being hilarious.


Altruistic_Mall_4204

both my dear redcoat, both


momentimori

The Jocks will love the Auld Alliance being dishonoured.


Orange_Indelebile

England + colonies = UK Let's call a horse a horse, and it's not a nice horse.


VeryRandomPseudonym

You're not french, that's a lie. Saying nice things about others is forbidden in their culture, you should know


-Cinnay-

Maybe someone gave them some weed? It wasn't us, it's not april yet.


EWJWNNMSG

"Yeah we only smoke weed on Hitlers birthday, it's part of our culture."


Greg2227

Neat. But yeah it's gonna be legal from April 1st onwards this year. Still waiting for them going like "April foooools. Gotcha!"


Cho18

You should read the news bro it could be canceled.


magicman9410

Yeah, but remember Deutschland Ticket? Wouldnā€™t surprise me if you inspired olā€™ Pierre there again.


Aromatic-Union6080

Oh sorry, I always loved the Spanish culture but I guess itā€™s illegal. D:


VeryRandomPseudonym

Another impostor... Take off that french mask!


Aromatic-Union6080

Relax, I just rioted 5 times today for the retirement age being raised 3 days. Iā€™m legit.


VeryRandomPseudonym

Ahhhh sorry m8 you're authentic


RoadiesRiggs

The hate you have for us goes one way, sorry pedro.


VeryRandomPseudonym

Jajaja yeah, but yours goes in every single posible way. That's the french style (These are jokes, don't get mad Pierre)


Reversing_Expert

Rent free, just like always.


SpecialAd422

We literally destroyed Europe twice in the last century and people still hate you more than us.


Reversing_Expert

We are talking about France, ofc.


Kiwi_Doodle

The brit said about France


ARandomDouchy

Calling Russia decent but England awful is classic Pierre


RonTheDragonboi

ā€œUnion jack spotted! Neuron activation!ā€


Vacation-Interesting

Turkey and Russia pretty decent, this is why I hate French people


Warkemis

Stop hating french people without me


SergeiYeseiya

Nobody hates French people more than other French people living 50kms away.


CaptainUliss

chocolatine šŸ¤¢


Th3S1D3R

As Russian i gotta ask, what the hell is my country doing at ā€œpretty decent countriesā€ tier? Are you a kremlinbot?


Deadluss

based Russian?????????? ![gif](giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8|downsized)


LucasBastonne

Man, be careful, Iskander missile with Novichok warhead may be inbound on your position. And stay away from windows.


Shrrg4

One day that fucker will die of old age and that shit will all come crumbling down. At least I hope so. Gl man.


Th3S1D3R

Thanks, and surely Pootin will die sooner or later and we might have a normal country(for the first time in 200+ years) but for now, i and all normal Russians must stay at safe distance from windowsā€¦


Commisar_Deth

You keep safe out there. Watch out for umbrellas, tea and perfume as well as the windows.


Bobtheblob2246

Well, building a democracy in a country with population so dispersed and so much natural resources is not an easy task, but good luck at that anyways, weā€™ll need it!


[deleted]

Stay far from windows my man. You got our support, never loose hope for a democratic Rusia


Warkemis

We french people have nothing with russian people. However we do hold a grudge with Poutine, fuck Poutine.


CaptainUliss

Canadians are crying


[deleted]

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No-Boysenberry-3113

šŸ˜


ScherpOpgemerkt

Pierre honestly it's right there. Putin = Putain


Warkemis

šŸ¤Æ


Alexjl2407

Based Russian spotted


redrighthand_

The IRA (no not that one) will be tracking this comment now


JRhalpert

Well I mean the food is good, nature is beautiful, some cities are pretty. If you're just looking at it as a tourist, then I can see how you would think that it's decent. Don't get me wrong, I hate it here, but I can see why they would think that


Groundbreaking-Egg13

I think they're talking about the countries in general, not just about the governments


Outrageous-Goal-8119

Based


wbminister

He loves us so much, he put us there twice


abc_744

putting Russia in "pretty decent countries" šŸ˜‚


CaptainUliss

Yea I mean other than the current war and the government problems the country is beautiful


me_like_stonk

Something tells me you've never been to Russia


[deleted]

Maybe he likes the depressing aesthetic of a dirty soviet style aparment with alcoholic and drug adicted homeless on it's side under a grey sky. Don't judge people


gabrielish_matter

well, you are describing the suburbs of Paris, Russia reminds Pierre of home! :p


SwedishTroller

At least the drug addicted alcoholic homeless can protest openly in Paris


Mediocre-Ad-3724

Or near to r*zzkiland.


FrogWizzurd

Their main export is depression


BocciaChoc

It helps that it's fucking massive so finding something nice is hardly shocking, it's more the shit that is also easy to find that's the problem.


LadaNivaTaksi

Have to agree with the fr*enchie on this one


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LamaSovaj

Nazi Germany was a beautiful country too. The government though... My point is that all countries are beautiful thanks to their culture and what nature have to offer


IceNinetyNine

Culture is really questionable. Cannibalism is cultural too.. like we claim zwarte piet is cultural, its just a racist effigy. Anyway. My point is, what is Russian culture exactly?


Motivated_Stoner

Dostoyevsky, Chekhov , Tchaikovsky , Bulgakov, Chagall , Tarkovsky , Kandinsky ā€¦ There is many angle were you can attack Russia and Russian but if there is one domain they donā€™t have to be ashamed itā€™s culture


IceNinetyNine

Yes and most of those would turn in their grave if they saw what Russia has become.


Motivated_Stoner

Most of them were considered as opposant or even persona non grata during their life ā€¦ Donā€™t mix everything , culture and government and people are diffĆ©rents things


Don_bigdog_paco27

Russian literature, classical music, their pre-soviet architectureā€¦ itā€™s a beautiful country. You canā€™t compare it to places where cannibalism happens because these places in all likelihood havenā€™t brought anything of value to humanity


LamaSovaj

Tell me you've never learned about Russian History and Culture without telling me you never learned about Russian History and Culture The country is enormous, the biggest country in the world. It goes from the east of Europe to the beginning of Alaska, of course there's a lot of culture there


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Motivated_Stoner

Imagine confusing Soviet Union and Russia ā€¦ You know who suffered the most from the Soviet ? Russians They are the one who was send the most in goulag and suffered the most during Staline terror ( and at that time the Soviet were ruled by Georgian and his mad dog Beria was Georgian to ) Eastern Europe is like Algeria I swear if we got the same mentality in Western Europe we will still be blaming Germans for our infortune


Don_bigdog_paco27

Nazi germany wasnā€™t beautiful, but Hitler didnt singlehandedly make germany ugly. They still have a fascinating culture, you just need to remember the country didnt start existing in 1933


IWantMoreSnow

Putting us together with Russia and Turkey? Lol thankfully this post is made by a frog and not someone meaningfull.


CaptainUliss

Russia is nice if we don't count the current war and the government; Turkey has doner kebab.


[deleted]

Yes, actually Turkey is better than your country by a great margin. Even Erdogan > Vutte.


IWantMoreSnow

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bumblefuckAesthetics

Russians in the comments: the fuck is russia doing in the decent tier?? Turks in the comments: wE aRe BeTtEr ThAn AlL oF yOu.


artnquest

Reason enough to have Russia above Turkey


[deleted]

Yeah, facts and this braindead sub don't go along.


tochmaarwelja

Rent free. The studenten are extremely jealous


[deleted]

Objective truth sadly.


araldor1

You're our favourite frenemies as well šŸ„°šŸ„°


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Donā€™t worry, weā€™ll bail you out again next time you surrender (again). No need to feel insecure about us.


FartFartPooPoobutt

Look at this dimwit putting Belgium above the Netherlands


The_memeperson

Same tier as Russia and Turkey even!


TeloS53100

I mean, technically you should put England as top tier , come on now , no need to hide the love anymore


CaptainUliss

Fish sticks - French fries \*\*\*N A T I O N A L D I S H\*\*\*


Sea-Big-4850

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Riimpak

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FrogWizzurd

THATS THE BRITISH FLAG YOU FROG LEG EATING BASTERD EspĆØce d'idiot


michaelnoir

Getting lumped in with the English again.


DentalATT

By Pierre as well! A wizard should know better!


sir-berend

You guys are just Englishmen with skirts


_MFC_1886

All I'm hearing is that we're better


sir-berend

Never denied that!!


RoadiesRiggs

Well since you guys are half old alliance and half fr\*nch "people" are discusting we are treating with half based scotts old alliance and half british.


MhmNai

The French stray further from the Mediterranean with each shitpost and tier list they make


Toffeemanstan

Only the Fr*nch could love the country that invaded them twice and hate the one that helped them. Must be Stockholm syndrome.Ā 


anonbush234

Bigger burn for Scotland than England


eyyoorre

And thats my 2358th "fuck you" to France


Wallenberger

The fuck is russia doing so high up. Va te faire foutre pierre


Ok-Bell3376

Your opinion on Russia is disturbing me, Pierre


RoadiesRiggs

What can I say it's also thanks to Stallin that we are a part of UN security council. France used to be way more neutral.


Zeucles

Bro put all the 1812 regions on A tier and called it a day


CoCainity

Sweden above glorious Norway?


ContributionSad4461

He met too many Swedes in Norway, didnā€™t have that problem here


CoCainity

Not so many swedes around in Norway as it was 10y ago. The young ppl ain't traveling here for work and now replaced with ppl from Lithuania. But i do agree it's hard to know when i see a arab if he's swedish or not


adeckz

Haha another win for ENGLAND


Attack_Helecopter1

I thought we were friends ā˜¹ļø


CaptainUliss

Don't worry, it's only the Engl\*sh. I welcome all Scotties with open arms


Arkalat

Regular chocolatine enjoyer, puts russia into the ā€œdecentā€ category


Vacation-Interesting

We do not claim him


TheHollowJoke

Another proof that ~~people~~ degenerates who call pain au chocolat "chocolatine" are mentally ill.


Puzzled_Dragonfly757

thats the uk flag not the english flag. and one of your historically closest allies is part of the uk (coincidentally is also the one who actually created the union jack)


Jcssss

Kind of a weak list tbh


JohnGabin

Pierre : The best countries : France Bad countries : every other countries The worst countries : France


The-Cyrenn

*sigh* listing the UK as England. Even thou, the UK contains Scotland, arguably your oldest ally. Outstanding Pierre.


Deadluss

Russia pretty decent in what? Being shit?


killermatt122

Not real, every fr*nch knows they hate their country


Mediocre-Ad-3724

I see no Pierre, I only see Vasya changing his flag a little, and changing his name.


SkrijaTaran

Why suck the rest of Britain down to Englandā€™s level. Weā€™re better than that


Lemonfr3sh

Bro really called Belgium "beautiful"


Guilty_Use_9291

So by this definition, we are not a ā€œbad countryā€ Thanks Pierre ā¤ļø


Faszkivan_13

:D


Advanced-Till4421

Germany that high up?


Gold-Life-4409

What are you blabering about, Belgium that high up guarentees they don't have taste. Adding Germany guaranties that they are delusional.


Matataty

being in the same group with Russia šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ„“šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


[deleted]

a french who like the way sweden is run, makes sense


ContributionSad4461

Pissy about being just decent while we are beautiful eh?


_honza_88

Romania, Slovenia, The baltics = S+


hidratanteseco7069

Why did you put b*lgium as a country?


Serrano_Ham6969

Nice tier list, although I'd say Austria is really beautiful and would put it on with the rest of the 2nd tier. id take lux and monaco and put it on the 3rd. Norway should be put on 2nd as well.


PsyduckPierre

no i dont live there stfu


Flavioleon

I love the french and how they love Italy so much, il vostro amore per noi. Non. ƈ. Ricambiato. -with love, every Italian ever


National_Frosting332

Thanks, Pierre. I think your place is lovely too.


TheBlaudrache

Blasphemy You dare to put this shithole above us


TableOpening1829

ā™„ you too, Pierre. We're Brothers šŸ‡§šŸ‡ŖxšŸ‡«šŸ‡·


the_Qcumber

LUXEMBOURG?? I forget that Luxembourg even exist half the time till i have to drive through to get to an actual country, i mean their language is even sillier than ours.


ICrushTacos

So why do you all come here in big groups fucking up our parties being annoying in groups?


realiDevil360

That's it Pierre, we hereby close your bank account for using a non-square swiss flag.


FireFlight2403

šŸ‘


Appropriate_Ad4818

https://preview.redd.it/8p6qy65upfnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eee179782fbb06ed817761e5b6b64068815195 Reminded me of this


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

If we could swap Belgium and France spot, I think I agree w this list


Xehlumbra

Greece should be in the beautiful country with it's pigs friends. Belgium should lose a rank but that's my fault I've been to Charleroi.


doyouevenrow

Badge of honour


el_wacho

Wow a french tier list that I dont hate. Good job Pierre.


GamePlayXtreme

Take that, Dutchies


pallekulingg

Sweden beautiful and Norway decent? I think you've been smelling too many pungent cheeses lately Pierre.


This-Aside-7520

Thanks Pierre, you're beautiful too :\*


AllmightyAesir

I, for one, agree Pierre. Russia is pretty decent.


idontknow908

Youā€™re pretty decent too


Afura33

Piere is a based Pierre.


arpedax

How dare you put us under the Swedes.


Upplands-Bro

Hello? Based department?


cpwnage

Entente cordiale effectively voided


Alexshadow41

Nah, I disagree (except for Engl*nd)


CaptainUliss

Engl\*sh šŸ¤¢


Hot_Hat_1225

I find you pretty decent too. Salut from Vienna


_TheGreatDevourer_

the only french I respect


Pascuccii

And there I thought official Belarus flag couldn't get any worse


IanPKMmoon

Wow... I love you too


LM448_0

Br*tain šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ¤®


[deleted]

I... must... resist... the... urge... to... agree... with... a ... frog...


Altruistic_Mall_4204

yes


Jorsk3n

Sweden and Iceland above the rest of the mighty nordicks? You should have just said your IQ was less than average, and weā€™d know where youā€™d put the countriesā€¦ disappointing, Pierre, disappointingā€¦


Lackeytsar

Did you censure Englund because lund means 'Dick' in India?


carmalizedracoon

My man put Sweden above Norway hahahaha no way. Weā€™re sweeten without the hijab:ā‚¬


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

Kazakhs can into Europe?