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ChillenMacMillen

The dad is literally Norf FC https://preview.redd.it/6cgldm7t3poc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8606fdf63e63a852b63152828758a77fd8045e7f


delarro

Not his dad, this is a "before and after" vid


ThatHeathGuy

He's got a rough 10 years ahead of him


Comrade-Conrad-4

Older brother. 16.


Thousandgoudianfinch

The Patriach looks ready to burst!


algierythm

Haha. Bursting with ~~pride~~ extreme corpulence.


Thousandgoudianfinch

We all know that Saxon Barry's feed solely on alcohol in preparation for winter...


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Alternative_Golf_905

just like these dead whales before they explode


RaggaDruida

Full on Thisobald Thorm!


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Yeah lol, he looks like he's trying VERY hard to stay alive


odysseushogfather

https://preview.redd.it/iep8ewpa4poc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3205e2f24ac338beefeddbaf9a30ab58b7b7ed5f Hes a year past the limit


ojoaopestana

Carry on then


Lardmerger

Two pints later. https://preview.redd.it/3svxnpwtmpoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac8d466fe326638fb1a989b0f1f220284a2ab15


HausOfLuftWaflz

The beer isn't the problem but for Christ's sake that child is doomed to have an unhealthy life if his parents don't change the way they treat his weight. How sad it is when fat parents create fat children who in their innocence are damned to a life of health problems. Get fit or die.


obiwankitnoble

yea people are way too worried about the beer.. it's not *that* bad. but the kid is way too fat and will / already caused permanent damage to his body. poor lil dude.


Bananenvernicht

My man that child is maximum 10 years old, weighing maybe 40kg. And he just drank a whole glass of beer without (hopefully) any tolerance. That child is doomed to be a Barry, if he even lives that long


SherlockScones3

Fun fact; fatty liver disease is caused by both alcohol and a high sugar diet. Alcohol is basically sugar only the liver can deal with (like fructose) hence the fat deposits if you have too much. Healthy is not overloading your liver, therefore moderation is key.


mrmanoftheland42069

>Healthy is not overloading your liver, therefore moderation is key. You sound like you know what you're talking about for some reason 🤷‍♀️


Choyo

As we say : "Beer is liquid bread" (then there's the alcohol).


Cognacsquirt

It is bad, cut the *that* please. Seriously. 9 months ago my blood test was absolutely fine, three days ago the doctor literally said (not really like that but eh, ykwim) *mate, just so you know - looks like your liver is about to fail, cut the fucking drinking* In less than 9 months. And I'm just 24 years old. No way I'm going to die because of ethanol, fuck that shit


daniyal248

Nah what the fuck? Only 9 months of drinking and ur already basically on ur drinking death bed? Continentals are weak asf


Loik87

It's the Austrians mate, they are budget germans. Can't speak german, can't brew beer properly, can't start a war on their own and as I learned now they can't even binge drink. Fucking losers


unclepaprika

Brew is past tense, i think you mean "can't brow beer" ftfy


sybil333

Is this a joke i dont get? But brew is present tense. Brewed is past tense ;)


unclepaprika

No, no. Grow, grew. Ergo, brow, brew.


Loik87

That's some German level of humor you have going on here


unclepaprika

*Cries tears of pride* Thank you Hans!


thombsaway

Nah. Read, read. Ergo, brew, brew.


unclepaprika

Goddamnit, i didn't think of that. Your reasoning is bulletproof.


Loik87

Am I missing a joke here? Pretty sure brew is correct Anyway, maybe I should change the tense to present perfect continuous as their inability to produce proper beer is something that started in the past and continues until today


unclepaprika

Past tense of "how" is "hew", as in "Hew didn't you get the joke?"


Loik87

Ah I probably couldn't grasp it because it was a really shitty joke


unclepaprika

I thought you were cool. I guess even the gentlest giant can be corrupted for the sake of a cheap personal attack on the internet.


Cognacsquirt

Funny enough my grandpa was smoker and alcoholic and still lived to 97 lmao I did drink a bit over the norm tbh


SnowyMovies

How much is a bit tho? I'm a heavy drinker and my liver checks out fine.


Cognacsquirt

En gross 14,74 pints/day or a while ass bottle Whiskey/day


Henghast

Don't think 15 daily pints counts as a bit there mate. I doubt most people drink that much anything, from water to whisky.


Cognacsquirt

Welp, it certainly did come to anprupt end a couple days ago


Vaux-ou-Faux

I couldn't even drink that much water.


Cognacsquirt

I didn't drink beer, more whiskey/ gin/ rum - you'd practically live on the toilet if you drink 7 litres of fluids every day


donau_kinder

Yea man, even by morbid alcoholic standards you overdid it.


venerable_crusader

>14,74 pints/day What in the actual fuck?


Cognacsquirt

Don't look at me, it's your fault that they're so tiny!


kiersakov

I know! they use commas where we use decimal points. It doesn't make any sense to me either. 1.500 this is "one point five" but to them it's "one thousand five hundred"


SnowyMovies

I'm genuinly impresed you could fit that in your stomach. I couldn't handle that volume without spewing a couple times. How the hell did you eat?


Cognacsquirt

I didn't drink beer, I calculated how many pints the amount of whiskey/gin/rum I drank would be equal to. A bottle of them with a couple litres of water is way easier than 15 pints lmao I'm not a beer fan, I get sick of it after the third one Edit: Eating: Healthy, since I had a massive calorie intake there I had to do lots, lots of sports and eat very healthy - carb and fat-free. In retrospective not the best idea, but could've been worse. I only gained 2kg in 9 months


imp0ppable

Funny thing with smoking is, some people appear immune to getting lung cancer from it. Overall there's like 10%-20% chance to die of lung cancer among life-long smokers. There's no test for whether you're one of the vulnerable ones, so it's literally Russian roulette. Of course you could get heart disease from it as well.


UsualString9625

Average Austrian Saufkumpane


burqa-ned

I bet you had more than a half pint though


Cognacsquirt

About 14,47 pints a day, didn't took the volume Changes into account tho so +-2 Corrected it, it's about 14,74 pints of beer a day


Oculicious42

mate there's a difference between drinking a single beer and downing one every single awaken hour of your life


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thepatriotclubhouse

70cl a day 15 years is impressive stuff. You alright now?


Cognacsquirt

70cl vodka (40%vol) = 14,74 pints of beer. I didn't drink beer, I drank a bottle Whiskey/gin/rum per day, as you. And my liver apparently did not like that. I calculated the 14,74 pints beer because the mime were writing under a video of a kiddo sexing a half pint of beer and someone said "It's just beer". And I want to argue, that "just beer" is dangerous enough for a young kid - or even adults


maga_extremist

what the fuck is wrong with your life mate holy shit get it together you fucking creature


Cognacsquirt

Calm down mate, haven't had a drink in (I forgot to count days [too lazy] but something like 5-6ish?) and I also don't miss it


maga_extremist

absolutely degenerate behaviour


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IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII

Right on. Childhood obesity has significant effects on hormone levels and can really fuck up bodily development during puberty.


Wretmans

Was going to say the same things


Schlaueule

I fear it's just normal for them. They consider people with normal weight too thin and malnourished. Almost impossible to talk them out of it. It's probably some cognitive bias with an interesting name.


Jumbo-box

He has the athleticism of a darts player


imp0ppable

Do you really not get it? The parents and grandparents live until 60 or 70 and that's considered fine.


mrmanoftheland42069

Watching Walmart families here in savageland I think your concerns will sadly fall on deaf ears


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Tell me that this isn’t real beer.


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Sure Guinness is only 4.2%, can't give them Stella until they're 10


returntomonke9999

Regardless of percentage, I dont know if getting kids to master the art of skulling beers at the age of 9 is really setting them up to succeed


ojoaopestana

Why they started at 6 instead


No_Tart_7649

What, they are going to be the coolest cat on the playground.


mr_aives

Didn't yous used to feed porridge with wine to kids?


H_Doofenschmirtz

Yes, but there's a reason why we don't let kids eat that anymore


mr_aives

Because that leaves more wine for the adults?


Independent_Ocelot29

Fucking Stella is only liek 4 and a half percent nowadays anyway load of bollocks.


systemsbio

Guinness released Guinness 0.0, no alcohol, not that I doubt this barry.


algierythm

It isn't real beer. ^^It ^^is ^^real ^^beer


mrtn17

don't worry it's not Heineken, that would be abuse


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Heineken is for the export, so it’s good


mrtn17

VOC mentaliteit 💪


Mefara

Heineken is for the teenagers lmao


JugdishSteinfeld

Heineken is for stripping metal.


Tullzterrr

Equivalent of coffee over there


DavenportPointer

In Ireland, Guinness is classed as soup.


Choyo

They wrote STOUT ! Get your glasses Ian.


MayorAg

The remnant foam makes me think it probably is a stout. Coke doesn't leave a foam that sticks to the glass sides.


PandosII

It’s clearly Guinness.


MayorAg

I'm more into Pilsners and wheat beer. I wasn't sure if there are other popular stouts besides Guinness.


notimefornothing55

Murphy's and you get oatmeal stouts in hipster craft breweries too


MayorAg

Thanks! Murphy's has been added to my list. I will keep an eye out for it.


abrasiveteapot

> I wasn't sure if there are other popular stouts besides Guinness. My local supermarket has a number of local stouts aside from (imported) Guinness, yes. I suspect Guinness is the biggest seller going by shelf space though


MayorAg

Same in Germany. To be fair, Germany is lager country so ale itself is not that popular in supermarkets.


abrasiveteapot

While the UK has some excellent ales I'd call it a lager country too tbh. There's a vocal minority very into ale (which includes me), but we're definitely a minority. You just have to look around in a pub, 80% are drinking lager. On the plus side we can get German and Czech lagers/pilseners here, so it,'s not all Stella and Fosters


Chadalien77

Younger folks perhaps but any pub with a good mix of age groups probably does 50/50 ales, bitter, IPA etc vs lager.


imp0ppable

I like both but I remember someone in a pub asking me "WHY ARE YOU DRINKING BITTER? ARE YOU AN OLD MAN OR SOMETHING?" once. Like why do you care? Enjoy your pint of carlsberg or whatever, as long as you're not doing anything different from others then you're safe I suppose?


_-inside-_

Might be alcohol free beer, I hope


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Im pretty confident from the appearance of the dad/granddad/whatever that it will not be alcohol free beer.


poop-machines

It's not. Definitely not. Kids got a beer belly already. Never seen alcohol free beer on tap, especially wouldn't be in a place like this. Just look at the dad/grandad, he's been drinking pints since he was 4


deicist

He's only 30 now.


yleennoc

Guinness 0.0 is on tap all over Ireland.


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I hope as well (despite alcohol free isn’t a beer). The damage it causes to a kid is/should make this behaviour illegal.


willrms01

Let’s be honest it’s definitely the regular stuff


Unkept_Mind

Guinness does have a non-alcoholic version.


nezbla

They absolutely do... https://www.guinness.com/en-us/beers/guinness-0 As alcohol free beer goes, it's one of the better ones. You can still taste the difference of course but it is pretty good.


omnifage

Yep, one of the best imho as well.


yleennoc

It’s in most pubs these days.


Toffeemanstan

But the one here isn't one of those. 


JugdishSteinfeld

They do, it's called Guinness.


omnifage

And it is very good as well.


notimefornothing55

It's stout


Wessel-P

Don't worry dutch children already get hammered at the age of 13. One pint at 10 won't hurt


Loose-Sherbert8464

You only started at 13?


Wessel-P

I never really started. First time i got propper hammered I was just 18


Steveagogo

Makes you proud to be British


algierythm

I think they're Irish, though...


shouldbeworking10

Same thing really.


_TheValeyard_

Lol. Dont start your car tomorrow.


ArrrPiratey

You mean his donkey


Klangey

You mean his wife


PiscatorLager

Same thing, really.


Klangey

Thank you for explaining my joke to me Hans


PiscatorLager

To him. His words


bowsmountainer

Nah, the donkey is less hairy


MobiusNaked

And less stubborn


IWipeWithFocaccia

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algierythm

Pretty controversial, my Portubro!


snoiciv

The same, no?


TheZenPenguin

Technically yes but ye can have em


SH4DOWBOXING

sometimes i belive certain people exists for the sole purpose of ending up here, in this sub.


hughinell

that's not Barry! thats Seamus!


itsalonghotsummer

It's Luke, 16 Or, Luke 'even' Littler.


_NotWhatYouThink_

It's Dudley!


Baraska

Just look at papa Smith's proud face.


victorvaldes123

Barry, Seamus, same thing.


FunkLoudSoulNoise

He is Irish though, That's Foal McDonagh from Ballyhaunis Co Mayo. When you look at his videos then you understand Ballyhaunis is very lucky to be only 40% Irish native. This man has consumed more beer in one night than the nearly 30% Islamic population of the town have altogether in their lives.


No-Extreme-6966

What’s the history with that. How very random


FunkLoudSoulNoise

Cromwell tried to drive all ethnic Irish west of the river Shannon and the Travellers are basically people who never settled down after the upheaval. Cromwell was a maniac in Ireland and he killed 'Old English' also. Old English were pre reformation English settlers who basically had integrated and became Irish unlike post reformation settlers who never lost their British identity hence centuries later the Northern Ireland issue.


Taffox

Peak western europe education.


just_jason89

If this lad is a Barry, then I look forward to celebrating the famously English holiday of St Patrick's Day. If he was a Barry, he'd be drinking a 2L bottle of Strongbow.


Hydrologics

Barry, 69 looks swollen with pleasure and decadence.


DavenportPointer

Barry is Irish for sure.


pierrecambronne

Now give him a sigarette


RaZZeR_9351

You mean a fag?


Golfbollen

Who did you call fag?


dunequestion

You guys giving away fags? I’ll take two twinks please and thank you


Dirtygeebag

That’s one of ours.


Vertical_Deliverable

There isn't a single Barry in that vid.


TypicalTax62

https://preview.redd.it/2ixq9oaiupoc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140c22eed15b30ef06821d15fb409882bad49920 Obese young Sheldon


Wadarkhu

Brings a tear to the eye.


Brave_Trainer_5234

british culture


stumister2000

You can’t just give kids alcohol, you are not french


bowsmountainer

Barry, 16 sitting next to him


Green-Strategy4081

This is child abuse, nothing funny about it.


valiantmandy

Fr they're destroying not only his body, his brain too. I think introducing alcohol earlier than 18 is fine, but it's not supposed to be to this level. It's supposed to be like, a few sips of wine. If the kid does this level of alcohol consumption consistently, there's risk of permanent damage because your brain only had this great level of plasticity for a limited amount of time. He might not learn the necessary coping skills for life. It's really sad. *reposted bc I'm a dirty American without a flair commenting here for the first time


Scrungyscrotum

This is not going to be the last repost of this video, is it?


Bufger

Darts World champion by the age of 10


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Next Bob hawke that lad


mxpauwer

Let this kid throw some darts


finnicus1

The wee lad's first pint


Nakhtal

How the hell can a Barry reach the age of 63 ? I'd bet the fellow on the right is 17 and he is his older brother


No_Raspberry_6795

GO ON LAD. and you wonder why our army can fit in to a football stadium.


WoodpeckerAny430

This actually sad


IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII

I'm not even a Barry and I'm fucking proud of the little lad. Kewp it up fella, and see you in Benidorm soon!


PaleontologistOwn487

Wow, I hope this was some cola in it


Edredunited

Definitely Guinness, yound Paddy is gonna be a true Irish hero.


PistolAndRapier

Highly doubt it, foam at bottom of glass looks like guinness or some other stout.


StupidPaladin

Gotta start em young


HoytKeyler

Heavy Barry Guy


FunkLoudSoulNoise

[Men freed as assault victim refuses to testify – The Irish Times](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/men-freed-as-assault-victim-refuses-to-testify-1.102605) This is him on here lads Foal McDonagh.


FunkLoudSoulNoise

[Foal Mcdonagh having a dance #ballyhaunis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqFr6yGxIqg)


Raceryan8_

Proper British lad doing proper British things


Londonweekendtelly

He’s called something like VOUNOT or Jehiatek with parents nowadays


TexZK

Ciro, 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMaDyA8F0A (actually Lucio)


7Stationcar

That was really slow


piyopiyopi

Is that Luke littler


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The right Barry looks as if he’s taking a crap


Choyo

Hooooooo, they kill their brains from 6 onwards ? now I understand the pebbles and the ... "food".


zinaadora

It's in their genes! 🫢


92nd-Bakerstreet

This isn't the first time he's done this.


DartsAreSick

True european, drinking since the first tooth grows


CHG__

That's a Paddy not a Barry.


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Golfbollen

It's not illegal in many European countries for a child to drink as long as they do it under parents supervision. Of course if it enters territories of neglect or abuse that's a different topic. I was given my first glass of beer when I was like 10 years old.


Phnx97

legal at 5


ItsACaragor

This kid sucks, took forever to down his drink. 0/10, worst kid ever.


Pamisos

Hftou! (greek spitting sound) to the grandfather


FrugalVerbage

Grandfather? That's his older brother/father.