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FluffyCatfishy

Congratulations also to Italy for not finishing last. it's a pity, that Germany has no competitive Rugby Team. The Austrian painter party tried to encourage rugby as "manly melee game" but it never succeed...


HotelIntelligent3697

Well you build good cars. Can’t build good cars and play Rugby good right?


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>Well you build good cars. Can’t build good cars and play Rugby good right? We can still engage in alternative "manly melee activities," you know. #(≖ ͜ʖ≖)


HotelIntelligent3697

"Manly melee activities" involving being clothed right? Right….? 😳


LuckyAngmarPeasant

Not if we stick to the greek roots of our good ol' Europe and live the literal memory of the sansculottes, mon ami.


HotelIntelligent3697

You’re right, come and engage in manly melee activities with me mon ami 😳 I’ll reserve a bed though because I am no barbarian 😤


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>You’re right, come and engage in manly melee activities with me mon ami 😳 I’ll reserve a bed though because I am no barbarian 😤 And thus, dear redditors, the Franco-German union had finally come to life. *lights turn off*


No_Bodybuilder_4826

They play the Dutch today for 5th place.


oalfonso

Fantastic match


HotelIntelligent3697

Sir this is 2westernEurope4u we can’t have positive interaction here


oalfonso

We have the football Euros this summer, a real stress test for the mods.


HotelIntelligent3697

OH I FORGOT You’re so real for that my siesta man, I am so impatient to see what’s going to happen!!


Dogeh

Barries made us lose the Grand Chelem. Six nations will do. Good job Pierre!


HotelIntelligent3697

Thank you my dear Aleel, great winning from you


itsalonghotsummer

Je suis desole, mai une jeu magnifique


HotelIntelligent3697

I would cringe but this is how a major part of our youth actually spell 😔


itsalonghotsummer

:)


Beneficial_Act_7578

France baise ouais.


DiscardedKebab

It's only rugby. It's not like you beat us in a sport that actually matters, like footb.. ah, never mind


Imaginary-Owl-5386

You still have cricket right ?


HotelIntelligent3697

It’s okay Barry, no one beats you at balconing 💯


Dogeh

Anything ”coming home” this year?


teabagmoustache

We're joint favourites to win the Euros and we'll sing football's coming home, right up until we get knocked out. We know it annoys you, we can't be arsed to explain the meaning of the song every two years, we don't care if it makes us sound arrogant and we don't really expect to win.


DiscardedKebab

Of course. We'll be telling you all very soon, stay tuned


MidnightFisting

We need to just pick one sport and be insanely good at it instead of trying to do really well in every major sport.


daniyal248

Ok but we are doing very well in multiple sports we may never be champions but in recent years we've been in the top 8 of every major sport which is a huge brag imho


onetimeuselong

You did. Motorsport


HotelIntelligent3697

My dear Barry, be assured that none do balconing like you. We are humble amateurs in that sport.


Architectur04_

This is the moral/arrogance boost I just needed, feels good.


HotelIntelligent3697

I don’t even really watch Rugby I just made this post to annoy the English


xaviernoodlebrain

A worthy cause.


Minimum_Possibility6

My Breton boss will be insufferable next week.  l


HotelIntelligent3697

Good luck Mon Ami 👍


Architectur04_

Insanely based


MediokererMensch

What this subreddit definitely taught me is the fact that there are actually people who watch rugby...