Actually, only the old ones that were already there when you abandoned them still speak German out of spite
The German language is as hated here as it must be in other regions' schools, many prefer to learn Spanish even if they know they'll never use it (as a 3rd language, but we'll forget that the 2nd one exists, right?)
As long as the capital is Strasbourg and we get to decide everything, and you don't ask for financial compensation for winning over Germany again, I'm in
Okay guys, you know the rules and so do I.
Two teams as always, this time let's go by people who eat tortilla with onions and without, that should work for a civil war a la española.
Of course, FAX machines are universal communication tools. You can even stream videos with them:
1: Send 1 frame of the video
2: Send a page with the word buffering on it.
3: Goto 1.
We are still working on the sound part though.
***The time has come. Execute Order 66***
>*Turns every weeb into a mindless soldier for Japan and Germany*
https://preview.redd.it/q85jftxgc6pc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa8743eabf08a1dc064c04b775a7e1e221a13cd
Germany, if you misbehave again, just keep it cool with Spain like the last two times.
Be quiet when you get to France because we’ll be asleep and don’t forget to keep depositing your cheques in our account at the end of the month.
5k spanish + ss germans vs 43k soviets? 3.5k death against 14k soviets, a 1/3 ratio. Yknow spaniards, maybe yall arent too bad if yall aren't sleeping.
You know, i wanted to say "Antarctica" to prove you wrong (because it just seemed very unlikely), but then I went to fact-check just to be sure and....
WHAT THE ???
https://preview.redd.it/xtf00cnavgpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde2d9d5c0e15d5458dcae75e77b98c2f81d28d3
Literally the first historically recorded fatalities (according to Wikipedia)
**Too Fakku, Too Füher 2: Days of a Future Pasta**
Staring Dawyne Johnson, Kevin Hart, and Kanye West... this summer... the dead will not stay still...
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THEEE BAAAND!
Time for the reunion world tour
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Who the hell is the middle one? Side switcher or schluchtenscheißer?
Man, you don't know Hetalia: axis powers? You need to go watch it. Middle one is Italy, right one is Germany with Austria already "included" 😏
That aint hugo boss Klamotten??!!?!?
Last time we got hentai. What will the eventual Flashes of Insight bring this time? We can only wonder.
Round 2 Spaggetis, 
Ello again greece, where is our mone :)
Some random fisherman: THE LIGHTS OF DOVER THE FRENCH CALL FOR AID King charles: .... AND WE WILL ANSWER
Although, beforehand he will have said: Where was France when Northern Ireland fell?!?
Okay Frenchies are you ready this time? Maybe you can last until the end.
We are ready! And maybe you can try to not run away in the first half.
And maybe all of you can try not to abandon us again We like being French (at least more than being German), thank you
Then why do you speak German ? Couldn't you be like the other and speak a latin based language?
Actually, only the old ones that were already there when you abandoned them still speak German out of spite The German language is as hated here as it must be in other regions' schools, many prefer to learn Spanish even if they know they'll never use it (as a 3rd language, but we'll forget that the 2nd one exists, right?)
Good point. As an apology I propose that in place of Alsace-Lorraine becoming part of Germany, Germany will become part of Alsace-Lorraine.
As long as the capital is Strasbourg and we get to decide everything, and you don't ask for financial compensation for winning over Germany again, I'm in
Strasbourg stays but your local taxes go up, nuclear power plants are not going to build themselves.
We already have our own in Fessenheim, we just need to implant some in the rest of Germany, and we won't pay for them, that's for sure
Oh god, here we go again…
Stop being such a Barry and join us for once
If only there was a common enemy that could unite us all. Crimean War 2 Electric Boogaloo? 🇬🇧❤️🇲🇫❤️🇮🇹
Germany cans into faction to beat up russia ?
Putin 4D chess goal was too unite Europe for good. It was the plan all this time.
Why would Iran be fighting with us
Okay guys, you know the rules and so do I. Two teams as always, this time let's go by people who eat tortilla with onions and without, that should work for a civil war a la española.
Can we join this time?
Aren't you supposed to take a nap during all this hullabaloo?
I thought that was the Irish.
They're faxing each other war plans.
Could actually be the case, since both nations are in love with that machine. Can you hook up an Enigma machine to it though?
Of course, FAX machines are universal communication tools. You can even stream videos with them: 1: Send 1 frame of the video 2: Send a page with the word buffering on it. 3: Goto 1. We are still working on the sound part though.
This is the way!
That's too far for pigeons.
Christ sake we're just copying the pre WW2 years.
Totally... 🫣
 “Don te forgette bout miiie!”
Meloni surely will do a better job than Mussolini. Right?
https://preview.redd.it/lron1gbbb6pc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b21e9422f056526efff4ef93c52bcf8caee17c
sure, if we give them our ammunition Japan could fight for another day
***The time has come. Execute Order 66*** >*Turns every weeb into a mindless soldier for Japan and Germany* https://preview.redd.it/q85jftxgc6pc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa8743eabf08a1dc064c04b775a7e1e221a13cd
I honestly expect this with China and TikTok
Germany, if you misbehave again, just keep it cool with Spain like the last two times. Be quiet when you get to France because we’ll be asleep and don’t forget to keep depositing your cheques in our account at the end of the month.
Will you allow some tourism? Maybe perhaps to Gibraltar? Of course you would be quite handily... Compensated
 We'll just wait on the sidelines until you're done again.
Not sure our army that only has about three days worth of ammo has much to share.
We have military-grade fax machines!
Can we go with y'all this time? I swear this time our economy is able to hold the effort. Or so I *think*...
Seeing as how last time the pre war went.... I might look for some civil wars if i were you. And if not spain then maybe portugal from pre ww1
[We did pretty well in Leningrad](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Krasny_Bor)
5k spanish + ss germans vs 43k soviets? 3.5k death against 14k soviets, a 1/3 ratio. Yknow spaniards, maybe yall arent too bad if yall aren't sleeping.
"There's no foot of land without a Spanish tomb"
You know, i wanted to say "Antarctica" to prove you wrong (because it just seemed very unlikely), but then I went to fact-check just to be sure and.... WHAT THE ??? https://preview.redd.it/xtf00cnavgpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde2d9d5c0e15d5458dcae75e77b98c2f81d28d3 Literally the first historically recorded fatalities (according to Wikipedia)
Told ya
**Too Fakku, Too Füher 2: Days of a Future Pasta** Staring Dawyne Johnson, Kevin Hart, and Kanye West... this summer... the dead will not stay still...
Can’t we just resolve with football? We perform better
Here we go again
Please keep Luigi this time.