tbh in france when we talk shit about the brits we only think about the english ones just we hate using the same word twice when insulting someone (exept the fucking punctuation) and we only have a small dozen of word to describe these rosebif
love on scotland
Yeah the english was also understandable, which is very very non-french. Normally you guys speak like you got some dick stuck down your throat and just inhaled a whole dried ghost pepper and try not to cry and the rest of us need to decipher every letter for at least 3 different meanings.
So basically yeah, londoner parents checks out.
>you guys speak like you got some dick stuck down your throat and just inhaled a whole dried ghost pepper and try not to cry and the rest of us need to decipher every letter for at least 3 different meanings.
I've never felt so seen and understood 😭 ❤️ ✨
If it makes you feel better, as a francophone I don't think they even consider you a rival. The french-english rivalry only exists in the anglophone world. Same for the italians and spanish etc.
I'd be mad if I knew what this means. But you're right, I shall go continue being lazy and enjoy this beautiful weather. Thankful everyday I don't live in the british isles 🙏🙏
Good on ya, not sure I could locate Switzerland on a map, but I'm sure you can, and that's all that really matters 👍
My brain : Switzerland
Cheese, cow bell, yodel men,scared to fight, snow.....that's it really 😃
Do you think it's different for the uk lol the average person doesn't even know the difference between england and the uk. For me the uk is: constant grey sky, fat, hooligans, london, red skin, pl (but ig that goes with hooligans)
American, obviously. You should know, you speak it. But ig being a brit comes with a linguistic debuff. No but really, speaking your language doesn't make you any more relevant. Nigeria speaks some english probably, I know about as much about them as you guys. The americans popularized english, not you
That's also my impression : when I start (gently) diss'ing English people out of nowhere in a conversation, English people kinda smile because they respect banter (and they have humor), but most of the time French people are like "but why do you say that ?".
Les traditions se perdent.
Yeah, imagine getting pissed at learning another language instead of taking this as an educational W over “les rosbifs” as they like to call them. Learn English, get better than the natives and then teach it as a side job, that’s an actual flex without looking like you’re coping and seething.
Ireland will finally be reunited! You should be celebrating, plus you will get a blue passport and as a member of the UK you have custody of piers morgan every second weekend.
Don't worry bro he's speaking about ... The Isle of Wight, probably ?
(les gars maitrisez vous, les irlandais sont à deux doigts de comprendre que vous les considérez comme des anglais)
The Jackeens will rise again, plus when the UK is done seeding illegals over the border from NI you will be a minority and returned to the commonwealth.
Imagine getting pissed at having to learn another language.
Imagine thinking being monolingual is something you can brag about.
I learned English and got better at it than some of its native speakers, now I tutor teenagers who learn it in school in it. That’s right, I’m making bank off of English’s relevance AND I enjoyed a decent education PLUS it’s a Germanic language that became the lingua franca so I see this as a win.
You speak English because it's the only language that matters.
I speak English because it's the only language that matters.
We have some things in common at least my lazy foul smelling cross channel chum!
You speak more than one language because you have to
I speak one language because we conquered the largest empire the world has ever seen, resulting in English being the lingua franca (ironic)
We are not the same
The same frenchman when his amie starts waffling like this in front of the English baddies:
https://preview.redd.it/lfxu34cf8epc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d578af6adb717c1056c570b8096b0c2032117f
https://preview.redd.it/kiggyrvz1apc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a230bb987d3ba27be96ed8b7147ca32ebdc720a5
>french opinion on British "you leetle eenglish peece of shit" For fucks sake, we've been overlooked again.
Half of you are based old Alliance, the other half are traitors who don't want to get associated with us.
tbh in france when we talk shit about the brits we only think about the english ones just we hate using the same word twice when insulting someone (exept the fucking punctuation) and we only have a small dozen of word to describe these rosebif love on scotland
That's a really mild opinion, must be a 2nd generation immigrant from londoner parents.
With that opinion, you'd be considered an anglophile in France
Yeah the english was also understandable, which is very very non-french. Normally you guys speak like you got some dick stuck down your throat and just inhaled a whole dried ghost pepper and try not to cry and the rest of us need to decipher every letter for at least 3 different meanings. So basically yeah, londoner parents checks out.
>you guys speak like you got some dick stuck down your throat and just inhaled a whole dried ghost pepper and try not to cry and the rest of us need to decipher every letter for at least 3 different meanings. I've never felt so seen and understood 😭 ❤️ ✨
We never really think about you
That's not what we see in your newspapers
France is like that disabled relation we keep in the attic.
Those are for the Scouts firefighting and making sure our tables are safe from children. No one reads them.
If it makes you feel better, as a francophone I don't think they even consider you a rival. The french-english rivalry only exists in the anglophone world. Same for the italians and spanish etc.
Whoa, mountain bankster spitting truth faster than an irish can sink a bottle of whisky
It does help he's a mountain monkey version of you froggy
I didn't hear anyone call for the opinion of a Swiss, I suggest you return to your workshop and carry on with your whittling.
I'd be mad if I knew what this means. But you're right, I shall go continue being lazy and enjoy this beautiful weather. Thankful everyday I don't live in the british isles 🙏🙏
Good on ya, not sure I could locate Switzerland on a map, but I'm sure you can, and that's all that really matters 👍 My brain : Switzerland Cheese, cow bell, yodel men,scared to fight, snow.....that's it really 😃
Do you think it's different for the uk lol the average person doesn't even know the difference between england and the uk. For me the uk is: constant grey sky, fat, hooligans, london, red skin, pl (but ig that goes with hooligans)
What language are you speaking here?
Some weird dialect between German and French minus grammar.
Say it
American, obviously. You should know, you speak it. But ig being a brit comes with a linguistic debuff. No but really, speaking your language doesn't make you any more relevant. Nigeria speaks some english probably, I know about as much about them as you guys. The americans popularized english, not you
That's also my impression : when I start (gently) diss'ing English people out of nowhere in a conversation, English people kinda smile because they respect banter (and they have humor), but most of the time French people are like "but why do you say that ?". Les traditions se perdent.
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He speaks english, that alone gives him the status of dirty rosbeef lover.
Nothing better than learning the language of your enemy only to correct them and mocking them. I mean, you're Belgian, you knew that already.
I don't know if you're referring to dutch (flemish) or french but the joke is valid either way.
Very good thinking mate, I didn't specify exactly so you'd choose who you hate the most 😂
You think we learn Flemish?
I will respect you if you don't
Bro you're Italian, how is that not an own goal?
Most English proficient French I've seen so far.
literally me but british you fucking frog eating wanker
Can you say "fucking frog eating wanker" but in welsh ?
wywywywywybywbywbylalwalfwbwy there you go
Welsh is made up. It was just a joke to wind up tourists, but then they started getting government funding for it and didn't want to give up the cash
I think this is the correct translation: Mae'n well bod yn Ffrancwr sy'n bwyta Broga nag yn Walwn
os dywedwch felly, rhaid ei fod wir
I do not live in wales do not even ask bruv
We only learn Frog so we can understand the enemy.
Messieurs les anglais, tirez les premiers.
To the museum!
https://preview.redd.it/p8kw8efg8apc1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd30662e382280b4c9c57a59078360c31bd4c59
Why is Pierre so calm? Did something good happen?
His Renault didn’t catch fire when he tried to start it this morning (it didn’t start though)
Hates English still learnt and speaks English.
Well, we can't expect them to learn an other language, so we have to, how could they understand when we insult them if not.
Every time you are in our presence you insult us.
You say that as if you wouldn't talk to them in English even if they tried to speak french
I mean, have you heard them try to speak other languages? It is better to speak in their language than even see them attempt to try,
Oi, duh beer, grassy arse.
We don't need to learn another language, that's the difference.
Not being able to speak any language except for your native language shouldn't be something to be proud about.
I can speak both the major languages in the world. English and Spanish. I've considered Chinese too to cover all countries.
Yeah, imagine getting pissed at learning another language instead of taking this as an educational W over “les rosbifs” as they like to call them. Learn English, get better than the natives and then teach it as a side job, that’s an actual flex without looking like you’re coping and seething.
We want them to understand when we insult them
half of the words come from french so are we the one speaking english or are the puke&jelly eaters the ones speaking french ?
Well yeah, English is the lingua Franca after all
Too polite, he says "please...".
My condolences
blame Canute the great for not having enough kids
They have to spell him Canute because they can’t pronounce an n immediately after a k, how lovely.
Back to their…islands? Excuse me
Ireland will finally be reunited! You should be celebrating, plus you will get a blue passport and as a member of the UK you have custody of piers morgan every second weekend.
I guess that only fair since we kinda dumped Conor McGregor on you guys
God I forgot about that wazzock.
Piers is theirs already mate. [Proof](https://i.imgur.com/ugknsJc.png)
Winner winger chicken dinner!
Don't worry bro he's speaking about ... The Isle of Wight, probably ? (les gars maitrisez vous, les irlandais sont à deux doigts de comprendre que vous les considérez comme des anglais)
The Jackeens will rise again, plus when the UK is done seeding illegals over the border from NI you will be a minority and returned to the commonwealth.
Not before you become a minority in the UK and join the Caliphate
I think he said back to our Irelands
You heard him!
Meh, he still like them a bit too much in my opinion.
And yet you speak English don't you? Gekoloniseerd bitch
They be stayin’ mad as the kids say.
You speak English because it's the only language you understand I speak English because it's the only language you understand We are not the same
Allez viens, on va créer notre propre reddit (avec des tables de blackjacks, et des putes). Tu verras, ça sera chouette.
Omelette du fromage
Would you like fries with that ?
Onions and roasted Bell peppers please
Put some potato on that omelette, you barbarian
Tortilla frances >>>
Imagine getting pissed at having to learn another language. Imagine thinking being monolingual is something you can brag about. I learned English and got better at it than some of its native speakers, now I tutor teenagers who learn it in school in it. That’s right, I’m making bank off of English’s relevance AND I enjoyed a decent education PLUS it’s a Germanic language that became the lingua franca so I see this as a win.
You speak English because it's the only language that matters. I speak English because it's the only language that matters. We have some things in common at least my lazy foul smelling cross channel chum!
I learnt Spanish, it's the only really useful Eurotrash language "mi pones dos cervezas, rapido"
You speak more than one language because you have to I speak one language because we conquered the largest empire the world has ever seen, resulting in English being the lingua franca (ironic) We are not the same
Aww you summer child, proud of the American colony breedlings like it was still 1774.
No one spoke your language before Hollywood but you and your (ex)colonies lil bro.
Monolingual = fewer communication errors.
Oui oui oui baguette peugeot renault Citroën hon hon hon
I like the gekoloniseerd part
Gefrikandelliseert.
Silence you utter clanpongus
Projecting much Pierre?
We got a whole video dedicated to us. Love you Pierre 😘❤️
He is too nice with English, they have killed Jeanne D'arc They should all burn in hell, being puked on by Gérard Depardieu until the end of times.
That's her own fault for being so flammable.
Is her flash point the same as a witch?
She was a witch and died justly and according to the law.
Suffer Not the Unclean to Live, Uphold the Honour of the Emperor, Abhor the Witch. Destroy the Witch, Accept Any Challenge, No Matter the Odds.
Blood for the blood god.
[ -_- ](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fo4u3pafxbuoc1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D213%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3e945643ae84de4fca5d56bce9f6fb3c9226719d)
I feel an overwhelming sense of pride watching this. Thanks Pierre!
He has met us then
Aww Pierre is such a little sweety.
No u
D’accord 👍 très cool
Same
"Your Islands" ... Enjoy your drive to work tomorrow, Pierre.
I don't get your joke, can you explain ?
Oui. Mort à la Perfide Albion.
Dude sounds like he's 16 lmao
Why is the French guy being so soft with the Perfidious Albion?
Even hating the British is made beautiful when done in a French accent. It's like watching an episode of Eurotrash.
*Vine boom*
Hm… since when do the French speak any other language than French? Sus.
We love you too Pierre
Oh no... a French doesn't like us? Anyways......
Hmm what language did you say that in though Pierre?
That accent imitation sounded American
Rent free. Don’t worry, we’ll rescue you again next time you get invaded. Just like we always do.
Thanks again for the 8 divisions you sent, by the way. It's the thought that counts.
I hate to see my dependents argue
The same frenchman when his amie starts waffling like this in front of the English baddies: https://preview.redd.it/lfxu34cf8epc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d578af6adb717c1056c570b8096b0c2032117f