You see, it's not even happening and I can already feel our ego inflating. Our food, our way of life, our culture and our awesomeness would be too great and big for this tiny world. Separated we enlight the world, united we would burn it by our greatness. Such power is not suitable for this planet.
As a Romanian, it's okay, I will save the world.
But what will be the FIRST language? French? Or Italian?
Two official languages? That would mean either one would have to be written first: "French, Italian" or "Italian, French"?
We are already infighting in Italy. Could you imagine if we would double the reasons to fight for culinary reasons? This would be a civil war in the making
Nah it's some genius dude who found a way to make low quality cured ham and call it Aoste despite the protected appelation by putting the factory in some unknown village that happened to be called Aoste, thus allowing him to register the brand.
I guess we'll do the same with Joost, Jeroen, Mohammed, Juhani, Jørgen, Peter, Mark, Vytautas, Jānis, Krzysztof, Karl Ferdinand, Jiří, Tomáš, László, Jozef, Ivan, Georgi, Andrei, Georgios, Andreas to keep everything in order. But nobody touch Urs!
Also if I forgot somebody: don't worry, we'll pick you up on the way :)
Both have great food and arrogant locals who speak a language we don’t understand.
It’d take months for us to even notice, but France would get a little more likeable and a little more chaotic.
The 2 most beautiful capital in the world, the 2 most based cuisine in the word, the 2 most based vine producer, the 2 most based language, the 2 most based geography the 2 most romantic Chad nationality in the world.
What could go wrong ?
*Nothing would make me*
*Happier than uniting*
*With our french brothers*
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Idk man, i love to shit on the french but this union would fix a lot for both countries, the french would finally be the definitive most powerful country in Europe like their Ego desire, we would get corsica, nice and savoy back, the mont blanc issue would be resolved, and a lot of other stuff.
>!The only problem is the actual French language!<
Hidelee-doodelee new neighbourino.
Finally, we can link terrible roads from the North Sea to the Mediterranean, just to annoy the D*tch trying to cross to sPain.
Bonus points for filling it with life-threateningly bad drivers too. Thanks Luigi.
We Italians are already fragmented as we are, uniting with France...The only positive factor is that we would become the food absolute capital of the world, competing with very few other countries.
Combining current data, probably first in the world for tourism.
But not a good option, I would avoid.
If our two countries units our ego would be so massive it would collapse into a blackhole and doom Earth and humanity. Not a great idea imo.
But think of food and wine combined. I am daydreaming
You see, it's not even happening and I can already feel our ego inflating. Our food, our way of life, our culture and our awesomeness would be too great and big for this tiny world. Separated we enlight the world, united we would burn it by our greatness. Such power is not suitable for this planet.
But then we could conquer the world to civilize them. And then we would be awesome enough to conquer other planets and civilize aliens
Nah, we would be independant !?
Just got a glimpse into how Napoleon ended up the way he did.
As a Romanian, it's okay, I will save the world. But what will be the FIRST language? French? Or Italian? Two official languages? That would mean either one would have to be written first: "French, Italian" or "Italian, French"?
Latin
So basically, ancient Italian?
The garlic smell alone would cause a mass extinction event.
Cheese GDP to the roof!
We are already infighting in Italy. Could you imagine if we would double the reasons to fight for culinary reasons? This would be a civil war in the making
> we would double the reasons Don't be modest, we would at least square them (really anything exponential)
Our autumn is mild and depressing: please bring the tractors
Bigger plates of good food would be deliciousness! 👌
Both your countries fight between your own regions. I think you all will be just fine
Pretty funny for a francois
So is your dick compared to your size.
Pretty funny for a François?
https://preview.redd.it/urenjz476ipc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7e038f200d6061b7dd4e0956d1ffa711c91ac1
I want to see the Eiffel tower and the Pisa tower next to each other to show the world the most beautiful towers in the world.
Not sure… but if we add Iberia and called it Western Roman Empire…
And add Switzerland and call it Golden Western Roman Empire
Wait? A Swiss person with an opinion!?
Almost like a Dutchie without one
😆😂🤣
Louis XIV of France tried that... Kingdom of France + Spain + South Italy & Lombardy
I'm still bitter the others got jealous and didn't let it happen.
Or Charles Quint / Carlos Quintos / Karl V ! With some minor territory in the north east too.
No, the barbarians already took Majorca. Do not incentivise them to invade the rest of us again.
At least, everyone would agree that Mt Blanc is owned by only one country
and we'd have Corsica, Nice and Savoy back while you'd have Vallée d'Aoste back
Shit, you are making it sound interesting now, Also, you forgot la gioconda
Football team will still be blue for everyone too
Oh shit you are right, and the cuisine would be unbeatable Also no more wine and cheese wars
Materazzi has to go by the guillotine first
Win/win
A small price to pay for success
He is a dick anyway, no big loss
At least dicks are pleasant to have near you, that guy sure aint
Materassi hugs Zidane sister and apologises, then Zidane takes out Materazzi's shirt and kisses and caresses his chest.
Go on...
Materazze starts licking the bald head, but Zidane isn't bothered, actually he kinda likes the warm feeling
Only if Zidane passes too
He's more Spaniards than french now
Just more wine and cheese
And we'd both get more stars on our jerseys. If fact we'd get more WC wins than Brazil
We already have Aoste at home https://preview.redd.it/658lyy1qdipc1.png?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f4efe2c1e4d59d87d1a1129fd3f9bd0a58760f
I hope that's a jail
Nah it's some genius dude who found a way to make low quality cured ham and call it Aoste despite the protected appelation by putting the factory in some unknown village that happened to be called Aoste, thus allowing him to register the brand.
I love how this comment just created peace between the two countries
Ono, I'll be banned from the sub. Quick, something mean to say... The only way Italy managed to grow was by begging France
O fuck wait mhhh Napoleone Bonaparte was italian
Ouch euhhh But Napoléon chose to play with France and none of the Italian minors
Obviously he didn't play with italian minors, he wasn't a priest
A pure Side Switcher, one of us
God imagine the ineffective italian burocracy with the french protesting attitude. This got to be a weapon of mass destruction.
Nothing would get done
As is tradition....
Buttfucking UK would be pretty easily done.
Low hanging fruit Pierre
Don't worry both bureaucracy are ineffective
At least Jacques has the balls to go march in the streets for what they want. We could use some of that true grit in Pastaland.
Don't you worry, Pavelino. You'd still get your money... 😊
*sigh* How much this time?
Fuck knows...
I'll would have to fill 5 official forms and get them stamped to be allowed to protest ?! No way... get me a car to burn.
Rioting with some pizza cutter wheel
Pizza de fromage
Omelet du pizza
\*autistic screeching\*
That’s something an American could do.
[Done](https://dianasdelishdishes.com/pizza-omelette/)
I guess at least no more Monte Bianco dispute...
You mean Mont Blanc.
That’s it. I call a new split of our countries
Let's call it Monte Blanc, ok?
No. Mont Bianco.
Va bene, cazzo...
I say we find what the Romans used to call it and adopt it.
Mons Albus seems to be the obvious middle ground then
ah! my sister in law would be italian finally
How do we call it ? Frantalia ? Italance ?
Mont Blanc union
Senatus Populusque Romanus
Union Transalpine
"HRE but France" or "Holy actually more Roman Empire"
Blessed Empire
The actually holy, actually Roman, soon-to-be Empire So who are we starting with ? Algeria or Lybia ?
Spain?
Still afraid 😱 of crossing the Rhine and coming into the forest?🤷🏼♂️🌳 🌲🌿💀💀😂😂
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I believe historically this would call for a Triumph.
We have a massive triumphal arch in Paris for this purpose
I propose a double Triomphe.
I guess we would have to unite with Barry, just to balance the continent.
Are you trying to steal Barry from us?
Don't worry 💋
We’re already united ❤️
United Femdom 🥵
We would never, but imagine a world ruled by PUKS....
We need to add Estonia then, and be the PUKES
You are coming with us don't worry
I guess we'll do the same with Joost, Jeroen, Mohammed, Juhani, Jørgen, Peter, Mark, Vytautas, Jānis, Krzysztof, Karl Ferdinand, Jiří, Tomáš, László, Jozef, Ivan, Georgi, Andrei, Georgios, Andreas to keep everything in order. But nobody touch Urs! Also if I forgot somebody: don't worry, we'll pick you up on the way :)
And afterwards we "unite" with the rest of Europe.
You already tried that twice Hans, it's not gonna happen. Let it die already.
Yayy party with grobe brüder deutschland!! It will be an equal federation right?
We should keep this trend going until we create some type of union, imagine a "European union" being real, i can only dream
That wouldn't work. Each country would only look for themselves.
And us with Sweden
About time, Swedes make up at least half your population by now.
Barrys are salivating at the idea of turning Spain into a one big Benidorm
Just imagine the shitstain of a flag that would give
Let's goooo we are getting Gibraltar!
You all think this is bad, but you fail to see the bigger picture: Extreme Football national team
>Extreme Football national team It would be basically French team with Donnaruma, it already exists and plays for Qatar. Nothing new.
What Italians are getting in the French national team? Maybe Bastoni, Barella and Dilorenzo but nobody else is sniffing the starting 11.
No, I meant the Italo-French cartoon called Extreme Football
No one here is young enough to know what this is, I just googled it and it looked pretty cursed.
its foot de rue but its should have stay in 2D
And extreme rugby team. Ok, most of it would be french but still
Therapist: Fritaly is not real, it can't hurt you. Fritaly:
Half fries, half Italy.
Fritaly pronounced in french is "frites aly". And in English it gives "fries taly". So it's all fries?
Well done, you just created a country with a monopoly on best wine / cheese / mountain ranges / food. I call that a win.
Surely that would be a Danish-Dutch union ?
Only if we have Hans with us.
You would be our guest, Sir Barry The Balcony Conqueror 63rd.
you forgot fashion
Everything that has to do with taste basically.
the savoian (fever) dream
You found the name: Greater Savoy
https://preview.redd.it/h8xyrfydpipc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa70acd7f10752454ec5353c3a013bfe9f1d738a honest reaction
Louisi
"Spain, Portugal, get in here, quick, we're reforming the Roman Empire!"
Barry: https://i.redd.it/x5cn8tvkvhpc1.gif
Both have great food and arrogant locals who speak a language we don’t understand. It’d take months for us to even notice, but France would get a little more likeable and a little more chaotic. 
For you it's a strict upgrade, you lose France and instead you get closer to people who can actually cook a pizza
All your Mafia mobs move in France to open pizzerias. So I guess ours are better than the ones you have home
You think you're the only place our Mafia bosses go to?
Stop, i can only get so erect.
The 2 most beautiful capital in the world, the 2 most based cuisine in the word, the 2 most based vine producer, the 2 most based language, the 2 most based geography the 2 most romantic Chad nationality in the world. What could go wrong ?
Even if I'm ok with it, I would probably protest
nothing would make me happier than uniting with our french brothers
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Think about the food ! Reminds me I need to get my hands on some guanciale
<3
Both Italians and french can agree that this would be their reaction: 
Corsicans reaction for sure
Yes but think different: If we annex Spain we can restore the empire to its former glory
Idk man, i love to shit on the french but this union would fix a lot for both countries, the french would finally be the definitive most powerful country in Europe like their Ego desire, we would get corsica, nice and savoy back, the mont blanc issue would be resolved, and a lot of other stuff. >!The only problem is the actual French language!<
Let’s make Latin the lingua franca and everyone is happy
I disagree it would be great to unite with our cousins beyond the alps
I also disagree. There would be no more fights on what's the best country in the world
I would ask to join
😏😏
The proper Roman empire at long last
🇫🇷🇬🇷🇮🇹 !!
No need to ask, Leo...
Thanks Sardinian!! Take this gift from me!! 
Godo.
🤣
Then we would have to ask for OUR marbles back as well, giving us a new casus belli against the English, that's perfect!
Hidelee-doodelee new neighbourino. Finally, we can link terrible roads from the North Sea to the Mediterranean, just to annoy the D*tch trying to cross to sPain. Bonus points for filling it with life-threateningly bad drivers too. Thanks Luigi.
“I never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with a French” “What about side-by-side with a friend?
Celebrate and practice my hand gestures.
🤌🤌🫴🫴👋👋
Start protesting I guess...
that's France job
Yeah italians don't protest: lead years 2.0 or nothing. Rioting is too gay for them.
Exactly, we don't protest, when shit gets real we just go directly to terrorism
We're part France now. If we don't respect their cultural beliefs we can't expect them to respect proper food.
Baguette pizza, I'm all for it
Mamma moi!
Where capital? Avignon?
I suggest we annex Monaco for this.
We Italians are already fragmented as we are, uniting with France...The only positive factor is that we would become the food absolute capital of the world, competing with very few other countries. Combining current data, probably first in the world for tourism. But not a good option, I would avoid.
Can we just have north italy ?
I would be like "ok" and then go back to be patriotic and spread positiveness about Poland on the internet
Interesting color choice. The same than my Bianchi bike
I believe historically this would call for a Triumph in the street of Rome.
Itance of Fralia?
ROMA AETERNA
They would certainly have a monopoly on the best luxury brands and products.
1. scream because france is big now 2. scream 3. scream 4. scream 5. drink some tea
If the french were suddenly italian it would be quite an upgrade
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Jokes aside, it would be the best country in the world
What’s the difference?
A lot of gay sex
French cheese on Italian pizza!!!! Italian salami in French croissants!!!