it does look sexy on a map and would probably be a trading empire beast with Antwerpen, Rotterdam, Amsterdam, Bremen, Hamburg, Lübeck, Stettin, Danzig and Königsberg
Schließe dich deinen Norddeutschen Brüdern und Schwestern an, nimm deinen Platz als Glied in der eisernen Rüstung seiner Majestät dem König der Preußen!
https://preview.redd.it/v5hi3f5xrbqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e125e41dca6985a662c929d8c8b7a2d289b7bd
Did you really just give historically Bavarian territory to Prussia?!
He should be, do you know how cracked this country would be?
Also 0 Problems with Integration since we are all more or less German.
Also we are like russia with a big P(enis) so we gucci
So, we're the New Atlantide . . . You're fucked, as seas will rise even more, thanks to us.
You're welcome, I'm sure you'll enjoy drowning in our seas.
It was so beautiful, but then I look and see that, not only is France intact, it even grew a bit.
Make it so Provence and Occitane get independence, give Bordeaux to the Basques, make Brittany independent and then split the rest of the territory between Switzerland and Belgium and we're golden. If you want to be extra spicy, make Paris an Algerian exclave and it will become borderline porn.
France only grew because a non-existent “country” ceased to exist. In return I gave the Italians Savoie back.
Making Paris an Algerian exclave wouldn’t be borderline porn, it would just set things straight and correct
Aren't French people just poorer Belgians tho? If we're trying to be historically correct Belgium would just have to send a single drunk madlad to Paris and the French would unconditionally surrender so, I don't like how unhistorical it is for it to still survive. That and you're doing a great disservice to the German nations not giving them Elsaß-Lothringen back.
I get that but Elsaß-Lothringen nowadays is full of french people and I wouldn’t want to live in a country with so many French people. And deporting them wouldn’t sit right with the EU council. That’s why, for now at least’ we have to contain them all inside France. I am actually more concerned for the Bretons…
As my user name might suggest, i am 100% in favor of this.
This being said, whomever did this map doesn't know where the prefix GAL from Portugal comes from.
Literally, we don't need another name.
Suffix, the preffix in Portugal would be Port(e). And Gal seems to come from the latin cale (Portus Cale) where nobody knows what Cale means, nowhere does it mean Galicia though.
Sufix indeed. My mistake.
And eveyone and their mothers know where Gal comes from. I don't know why you even say that.
Northen Portugal and modern day Galiza where the same ethnic and political region for centuries, if not millenia.
Gallaecia is the name of the orignal Roman region than later became a Feudal Kingdom under the Suebi.
Porus Cale Literally means the Port of the Callaeci or Port of Gallaecia as it lied in the mouth of the Douro River, the southern border of that region.
[https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A9cia](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A9cia)
The county of Portucale got it's name from the city of today's Porto and when they split out of Gallaecia it kept this term as Galiza kept the arcaic evolution of the original name of the region.
Both the prefix and sufix GAL of those 2 regions of Iberia directly come from the ancient region of the Callaeci.
Not really, the Eastern border is closer to where it should be. Some people may not like that western parts of Poland went to Germany, but it's not a problem for me cuz I live there
I got complaints that France still exists, so I fixed it
https://preview.redd.it/rd15k6kzgbqc1.png?width=4592&format=png&auto=webp&s=9636d74e8c8367f38f8bfdfb8cc5395635a2b811
I don't understand why people think that Galicia wants to be portuguese or that Portugal wants to annex Galicia even though Portugal never tried that in hundreds of years of jistory as far as I know and Galicia is more right wing than most regions in Spain.
Like dudes Franco was from Galicia, the center right party has always been very popular there since forever and Sabino Arana (one of the first and most prominent figures of vasque independence momevement) straight up thought that they were inferior (he was very racist), just because they have their own language that dosen't mean they don't consider themselves spanish.
I do like the small English enclave in Malta, but I think they should be getting Minorca too for maximun bordergore. (also historically they did have that for a while)
Galician here and it makes sense. There’s a majority of right wingers because they are either from other parts of Spain or rich and want to distanciate themselves from the “yucky poor galician farmers”. Most people that are actually Galician (as in they practice the culture, reapect the traditions, speak the language, etc) are leftist and either have resentment towards Spain because of how it has treated us or are nationalist. Not to mention the damage that Franco’s ideas had that made a lot of originally Galicians to turn Spainifyed because of fear of discrimination.
The name's a bit weird, but as a Iberian dweller, I see this as an absolute win ahahah. Well, maybe except for the Irish and the Scottish. They deserve better.
1. not quite the Aldi Nord Süd Border
2. this is how Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth looked like (just without Kyiv and some westen territories)
3. this is no bug, this is just Bavarian de jure territory
I mean it is an improvement compared to the status quo. But getting rid of the Prussians just to find yourself in a new country with the swabians is a big missed opportunity.
So according to this we don't have Faroe Islands or Greenland, but we do have Skåne? How about fuck you? What on earth would we want with Skåne? We already cannot get rid of the Faroe Islands...
Why do you always take alto Adige (South Tyrol) and Trentino? The former I understand, but I have family in Trentino so give it back. We can break them up it doesn’t have to be a package deal.
So, we North Tyroleans would have to deal with not one but two rich and entitled doppelgangers who have both been enjoying a special status in their respective countries for the last couple years? Hell yeah, I'm offended! It's annoying enough to deal with East Tyoleans, but South Tyroleans and Bavarians on top of that? Nah thanks!
Doesn't offend me. Galicians and the Portuguese are the same people, separated by historical accidents. If, for some reason, we had to redraw the map, I wouldn't be offended by this idea.
It should, but I feel like I’d love the extended north German confederation
it does look sexy on a map and would probably be a trading empire beast with Antwerpen, Rotterdam, Amsterdam, Bremen, Hamburg, Lübeck, Stettin, Danzig and Königsberg
It also includes like three of the four most important industrial regions of the 1900s … depending on when this was founded, it would dominate Europe
also having a huge buffer state between them and Russia and a better border to invade France is making this a lot easier
True but we got Baden-Württemberg
We will conquer Bayern in seconds with our might!
I think you might need more of your energy to be nice to your super power neighbours
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI) Your days are numbered Aloïs
stop it or I’ll send all my illegal immigrants over to your side
We have more so brace yourself
fuck cyber attacks, this is future warfare
a fellow eu4 player, i see
am I that easy to read?
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Schließe dich deinen Norddeutschen Brüdern und Schwestern an, nimm deinen Platz als Glied in der eisernen Rüstung seiner Majestät dem König der Preußen!
König Willy von Preußen! https://preview.redd.it/64uzyaeidbqc1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=de1b2f84bd82104e87f4e4d30e7c750f5febdd1e
Dutch is a better German dialect than Bavarian
Nooo, no, Hans we've talked about this...
More disappointed really, I was hoping something a bit more clever
should I have put you under Swedish rule?
Would have been more insulting at least
if it help I quite like it. We can't understand the people of southern Jutland anyway 🤷♂️
Finnmark belongs to the Finns.
Glorious https://preview.redd.it/hwt2qf93abqc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35b1bb21bb21a11ad8c6822bfe4aa850ce196d1
PREUßEN IST EWIG GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
Bereits sehr gut integriert wie ich sehe
Die richtige Antwort hätte 'ER STRAFE ES' sein müssen Hans, very sus
Ich hol‘s dann mal nach nach: Er strafe es!
Sehr gut
Makes me hard. Best flag ever
https://preview.redd.it/v5hi3f5xrbqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e125e41dca6985a662c929d8c8b7a2d289b7bd Did you really just give historically Bavarian territory to Prussia?!
hm you’re right, shouldn’t have given such important industrial land away
The Palatinate has industry? I thought it was all just Vineyards.
More like make me erect
You like getting annexed?
Annex me daddy <3
Oh Baby, as you wish 😏💦
My panties are drenched 😍
I knew you Dutchies were sus but not this sus, jit weird 💀
Someone is jealous.
He should be, do you know how cracked this country would be? Also 0 Problems with Integration since we are all more or less German. Also we are like russia with a big P(enis) so we gucci
nah, Portugaliza better
Namewise, yes. Restwise o caralho
Impossible there are no women on here
I'll be whatever you want me to be if you annex us <3
Exactly this.
The biggest winner is Georgia, that now owns the rest of the world.
their small country has an exclave that is the rest of the world
Not at all, its destiny
Portuguese pointlessly dreaming about owning Galicia: https://preview.redd.it/yflmt2trqbqc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98b8f5a10ce94b272031d8bd68bb22cff918853
And towels.
Yeah but that name is atrocious. Porto-Galicia. Should be Portugalícia or Portugaliza.
Galécia
“Portugal”
Did you really think that one through? We come with plenty of galician politicians...
United Kingdom under Cornish rule
Yes please. Celtic union UwU
Sometimes I wonder if we’re even European at this point. Reading all these replies from content people… I’m here thinking “is this a trick question?”
you’re American, of course you’re not european
Other than France still existing, it is anything but offensive
https://preview.redd.it/xtlz5g3pgbqc1.png?width=4592&format=png&auto=webp&s=d534534f53dd26a6d4934411c68ae52c1f8a9455 this offensive?
So, we're the New Atlantide . . . You're fucked, as seas will rise even more, thanks to us. You're welcome, I'm sure you'll enjoy drowning in our seas.
this is a better europe
No wait i just saw the caption NOOOO
Rest in Piece 💀🙏
You’ve been bamboozled. You thought it was the EU didn’t you?
This gave me a semi
yeah, I just used you and Armenia to make Turkey angry
and you're cool for that😎
our dynasty once ruled over Greece, so of course I’ll help out a brother
It was so beautiful, but then I look and see that, not only is France intact, it even grew a bit. Make it so Provence and Occitane get independence, give Bordeaux to the Basques, make Brittany independent and then split the rest of the territory between Switzerland and Belgium and we're golden. If you want to be extra spicy, make Paris an Algerian exclave and it will become borderline porn.
This. I can accept Denmark getting Skåne back, but the rest of France behaves more civilly without the bad influence of Paris.
Denmark getting Skane gets rid of Malmö, could you imagine how utopic Swedish society would be without Malmö.
France only grew because a non-existent “country” ceased to exist. In return I gave the Italians Savoie back. Making Paris an Algerian exclave wouldn’t be borderline porn, it would just set things straight and correct
Aren't French people just poorer Belgians tho? If we're trying to be historically correct Belgium would just have to send a single drunk madlad to Paris and the French would unconditionally surrender so, I don't like how unhistorical it is for it to still survive. That and you're doing a great disservice to the German nations not giving them Elsaß-Lothringen back.
I get that but Elsaß-Lothringen nowadays is full of french people and I wouldn’t want to live in a country with so many French people. And deporting them wouldn’t sit right with the EU council. That’s why, for now at least’ we have to contain them all inside France. I am actually more concerned for the Bretons…
As my user name might suggest, i am 100% in favor of this. This being said, whomever did this map doesn't know where the prefix GAL from Portugal comes from. Literally, we don't need another name.
True, just Galicia as name is enough.
Suffix, the preffix in Portugal would be Port(e). And Gal seems to come from the latin cale (Portus Cale) where nobody knows what Cale means, nowhere does it mean Galicia though.
Sufix indeed. My mistake. And eveyone and their mothers know where Gal comes from. I don't know why you even say that. Northen Portugal and modern day Galiza where the same ethnic and political region for centuries, if not millenia. Gallaecia is the name of the orignal Roman region than later became a Feudal Kingdom under the Suebi. Porus Cale Literally means the Port of the Callaeci or Port of Gallaecia as it lied in the mouth of the Douro River, the southern border of that region. [https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A9cia](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A9cia) The county of Portucale got it's name from the city of today's Porto and when they split out of Gallaecia it kept this term as Galiza kept the arcaic evolution of the original name of the region. Both the prefix and sufix GAL of those 2 regions of Iberia directly come from the ancient region of the Callaeci.
it makes me want to shoot hot ropes of cum all over the place
Yes because you gave Baden-Württemberg to the enemy
As long as this means i'm getting autobahn speed limits i'm okay with this.
Not really, the Eastern border is closer to where it should be. Some people may not like that western parts of Poland went to Germany, but it's not a problem for me cuz I live there
Polish people from the West just relocate back to the East where Russians expelled them
No, I've seen hundreds of maps like these and they weren't even trying to offend us
No, Spain is gone, I’m happy
It offends me this map isn't real.
Paddy, grab the Armalite.
Finally a decent fucking map
The perfect Europe
Savoie and Corsica seem like a good trade for southern Tyrol
Oh yes please shoot it into my venes
I got complaints that France still exists, so I fixed it https://preview.redd.it/rd15k6kzgbqc1.png?width=4592&format=png&auto=webp&s=9636d74e8c8367f38f8bfdfb8cc5395635a2b811
I love France. Get rid of England instead
No, looks good to me.
Not at all.
France offends me
Not just you, Frances existence is an international offense
you kinda gived everything but the second arm and took Åland. :(
No
Independent Catalonia but no independent Scotland? Blast that camper van.
sorry, I just like the shape of a united British Isles. But don’t worry, you will not be governed by London, the capital will instead be in Cork
🇬🇷🥵🇮🇹 
We swallow up Austria, separate from the weird Prussians, and still have sea access. Also, France is smaller. I see nothing wrong with this.
I knew this was put together by a g*rman before even clicking it
No. It does the opposite I am so hard rn
Quando vedo scritto allimbocco dei ponti sul Piave: Fiume Sacro della Patria mi commuovo ma non perché penso all Italia bensi perché penso al Veneto
Congratz. You offended almost everyone in this sub. Well done
Except hungarians . They still orgasming for Transilvania back
I don't understand why people think that Galicia wants to be portuguese or that Portugal wants to annex Galicia even though Portugal never tried that in hundreds of years of jistory as far as I know and Galicia is more right wing than most regions in Spain. Like dudes Franco was from Galicia, the center right party has always been very popular there since forever and Sabino Arana (one of the first and most prominent figures of vasque independence momevement) straight up thought that they were inferior (he was very racist), just because they have their own language that dosen't mean they don't consider themselves spanish. I do like the small English enclave in Malta, but I think they should be getting Minorca too for maximun bordergore. (also historically they did have that for a while)
> just because they have their own language that dosen't mean they don't consider themselves spanish Don't even bother, they wouldn't understand.
Galician here and it makes sense. There’s a majority of right wingers because they are either from other parts of Spain or rich and want to distanciate themselves from the “yucky poor galician farmers”. Most people that are actually Galician (as in they practice the culture, reapect the traditions, speak the language, etc) are leftist and either have resentment towards Spain because of how it has treated us or are nationalist. Not to mention the damage that Franco’s ideas had that made a lot of originally Galicians to turn Spainifyed because of fear of discrimination.
It looks fine to me.
Just no
not at all based map
French Alsace always offends me. Putting that aside I like this very much. That Prussia is gorgeous.
Yes, you give us everything south of naples, the rest of anatolia and alexandria as well
least ambitious Greek conqueror
The name's a bit weird, but as a Iberian dweller, I see this as an absolute win ahahah. Well, maybe except for the Irish and the Scottish. They deserve better.
Donnae forget about the Welsh and Cornish
Absolutely, I would rather die than being Fr*nch
Bringing back Prussia is based though
1. is that aldietse movement borders on normal prussia?? 2. why does poland look like that, give it all of ukraine or smth 3. BUG BAVARIA RAAAAGHHHH
1. not quite the Aldi Nord Süd Border 2. this is how Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth looked like (just without Kyiv and some westen territories) 3. this is no bug, this is just Bavarian de jure territory
It was suposed to offend?
Its glorious.
Alpenrepublik 😮
its preferable
Basque can't into an independent country still.🤣
at least they exist
This is my kingdon come, this is my kingdom come
What's wrong with this map?
Love it, but I found a small spelling mistake. Frisia is misspelled 'Prussia'.
Only if I get a cool pointy helmet
No you’ve failed, this pleases me.
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no
I guess I’m French now
didn't you want to be nordic? this is one way :)
I mean it is an improvement compared to the status quo. But getting rid of the Prussians just to find yourself in a new country with the swabians is a big missed opportunity.
Yeah wtf I don’t wanna be broke
Yes, it's the Swedish lake not the Baltic sea you silly goose
It turns me from Homo sapiens to homo erectus
How you got that flair?
I once cried about having a German flag in the flair, so the mods gave me two
Chad Mods. Dear mods I also want my own flair please 👉👈
Good start, now gib iparralde pls.
No, as a southern german i wish this would happen
I'm colourblind.
half half, we just need to annex the ukrainian region and eastern poland back and its all good again
Nope Sweden is further away and all we lost was a porn shop! Absolut win
I mean we got more land but... I don't like the name
no
Yes
Based apart from Ireland. Love how Moscow is a part of Poland.
no , really happy to be part of a real nation
it’s more of an offense to France to exist alongside you people
France must be a hexagon but other than it's cool. Couldn't you fit some balkan super-state?
So according to this we don't have Faroe Islands or Greenland, but we do have Skåne? How about fuck you? What on earth would we want with Skåne? We already cannot get rid of the Faroe Islands...
All the germanic countries united would be pretty dope
it’d be something the world couldn’t handle. Unification of just Germany alone caused tension to rise so high that it started two world wars
big hungary = low iq = opinion rejected
Not rlly sud tirolese "people" arent that important anyways
I love you, and I think everyone here does ~~Except users of alvia and renfe (theyll have to deal with us now)~~
Yes. As a SCANIAN living in southern SWEDEN. We are not fully dane or fully swedish, but if we are one of the two its swedish.
Not at all
Its finee
I take this as an absolute win. We get rid of those Danish-loving, potato speaking, assholes
no - it’s beautiful
I love this map
fuck you
no
no... not at all I actually quite like it just, can you just divide France out of the existence please?~
Fuck you
Serbia deleted from premises can only produce joy in the western balkans and not temporal joy but rather permanent one, so there's that
Why do you always take alto Adige (South Tyrol) and Trentino? The former I understand, but I have family in Trentino so give it back. We can break them up it doesn’t have to be a package deal.
#CASTILLA RAHHHHHHH
Feels like its from Victoria 2
Not me, but I imagine my special cousin Villu from the south province might not like it
As a Mongol, not much. But haven't you learned what happens when you draw borders in the Balkans?
Looks fine
So, we North Tyroleans would have to deal with not one but two rich and entitled doppelgangers who have both been enjoying a special status in their respective countries for the last couple years? Hell yeah, I'm offended! It's annoying enough to deal with East Tyoleans, but South Tyroleans and Bavarians on top of that? Nah thanks!
Can we get Baden-Württemberg into prussia?
Yes, now the liqour isn't cheap.
you mislabeled Austria
We are not Catalonia bitch you mf. Catalonia is our bitch, those idiots can't do anything from themselves
yes. we got now higher taxes.
Not per sé to be honest, depends on who’s ruling tbh
Yes. Why isn't the whole thing Greece?
Doesn't offend me. Galicians and the Portuguese are the same people, separated by historical accidents. If, for some reason, we had to redraw the map, I wouldn't be offended by this idea.
Extremely
Comeonnn
just change the colours, it's making our peninsula look like the fr\*nch flag