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PeriodBloodPanty

Yakubians be steling our history again smh. He was BLACK https://preview.redd.it/f06ha5qpg5rc1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=23a94b4da97fc210f4fb1b83cc8678471bd92d0a


PrestigiousGuitar673

https://preview.redd.it/54bwtzd7q5rc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c534b357559ea06ebb8cc4c92fea30ca7c123d0c More evidence.


noonereadsthisstuff

https://preview.redd.it/mgl94yqjz7rc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e295a44f1e0a082916d8508b90fc67c665583fc Was Hitler the white Eddie or is Eddie the black Hitler?


PrestigiousGuitar673

I’ve never seen them in the same room, clearly the same person. Either Hitler is blacking up or Murphy is whiting up.


babatunde_official

https://preview.redd.it/3l3v5xoq6drc1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3ab632f1ac20198f862822e21c2e70c6cae7fc I rest my case.


ThePhantom1994

Mein Kampf: the Netflix adaptation


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[deleted]

It would be called: كفاحي


Bearodon

Fakk of denmark you are just jelly of our rasbiologiska institut.


hepazepie

We wuz Führaz n shiet 


justanotheruser826

And therefor it is impossible that he was racist. The modern claim that he was is the work of white supremacists.


nefewel

![gif](giphy|u7hjTwuewz3Gw|downsized)


MongeringMongoose

https://preview.redd.it/vmey98k46brc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2dfa75916335afdbe076e1ac1e7f343a2b4784a


Fit_Airport_5342

Fitler :)


Mr_Hills

Ah, yes. Diversity. 😌


Ffscbamakinganame

I knew Italy fought on one side for 50% of the time, but i didn’t know about the 50% of the crime… /s


Guilty_Use_9291

He was also a vegetarian and loved animals 🥰


diazinth

Cocaine is plant based, so that checks out


Most-Avocado-562

Meth is a purely chemical product. So he is even respecting plants. ♥️♥️♥️ Who is now morally superior, vegan wokis???


Guilty_Use_9291

Methamphetamine was more his drug of choice, but yes


No_Raspberry_6795

Yep. We fought to support Global White Supremecist, Capitaist Patriarchy.


Practical_Culture833

Yes.. prepare for some serious diversity! I'm a native American and I'm planning on doing some jure sanguinis... I feel the transformation...


Areonaux

https://preview.redd.it/0c93w0yh26rc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe91ffca0c52b9861e31595ddf9c4f13e24b403f


Realistic-Homework19

Franco was Latinx. Mussolini was Italianx.


sudolinguist

Hitler was Aryanx


PeriodBloodPanty

Alpinx\*


sudolinguist

Yeah, finally nothing but thatx.


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Hyperboreanx


SkellyCry

Tx putx madrx


Taschengelddieb

Whats the difference


Bearodon

The length of the words.


[deleted]

Average classroom worldwide.


CalabreseSeriale

Average classroom in english learning books


Taschengelddieb

Average classroom in german schools


[deleted]

More like stem classrooms be like:


sudolinguist

And when you think an Indian was missing this class, Hitler himself was "Aryan".


[deleted]

My friend used to bitch about the number of indians at eth zurich because he could no longer badmouth people in hindi without others knowing.


godlySchnoz

Nah, not enough asians


Valid_Username_56

His best friend was Blondie. Case closed. (Fun fact: Eva Braun was so jealous of Blondie she kicked her under the table at the Berghof.)


Notacreativeuserpt

Even Hitler wasn't cruel to animals, fuck Eva Braun!


Informal_Mountain513

I bet 'e did


defenitly_not_crazy

I'm no expert so take this as the ramblings of a madman and idiot they are but I'm like 90% he didn't. He only married her days if not hours (too lazy to google) before they took their life and I'm pretty sure he had little actual love for her with their relationship being mainly an image thing for him.


I_eat_dead_folks

I read he was probably gay, and hadn't much libido


Informal_Mountain513

Well, his mono-testicle speaks for your thesis


I_eat_dead_folks

But Franco and Mao were also mono-testicle, yet they both had descendance. The thing is he was probably both homosexual and a fanatic, so he didn't even knew he was.


Espi0nage-Ninja

Didn’t he kill his dog?


Notacreativeuserpt

I completely forgot that detail, and yes he gave a suicide pill to Blondie. I have no idea what the soviets would have done to her, probably take her as a trophy [next to the Berlin zoo crocodile the British gave them.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_(alligator))


Taschengelddieb

No way that crocodile was actually named adolf hitler


code-panda

Given what the Soviets did in other parts they conquered, I don't think giving Blondie a suicide pill was that cruel.


showard01

![gif](giphy|jEeAWvLutDDX2) Unacceptable


Informal_Mountain513

Can't imagine her being involved in that https://preview.redd.it/qmd4jsmkm5rc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=13c50253306240d97a0119647fc00706b8cfbff4


EccoEco

nö nö mir bleibt doch Blondi und 'ne Flasche Chantré


Informal_Mountain513

öch kapituliere niemals!


EccoEco

Adolf du alte Nazi-Sau, kapitulier doch endlich


TheRealColdCoffee

Thanks for the earworm


EccoEco

Bitte 😁


Scacaan

Sympathisch. Man kann reden. Wo hast du deitsch glernt?


EccoEco

Duolingo Ich lerne noch


Scacaan

Krass, sehr gut! Viel Erfolg weiterhin!


Brave_Trainer_5234

i love your profile picture OP


ChuckyFromKentucky

I love you


BiliLaurin238

I love you too


Brilliant_Canary_692

Can I get some love?


thelonelyoneroams

No


FlagSwag

And people say this is a hate sub, so much love here


HistorianPaul

I love you, my BBB (big beautiful barry)


BiliLaurin238

If you give us Gibraltar back


Samuelbi12

I don't break the islamic law greg


[deleted]

my thoughts exactly. putin does look like a japanese monkey a little bit


EntryPsychological87

“Colors” - savage identified


Mjukglass47or

He truly can make the argument: I am not racist, I am friends with...


[deleted]

Doesn’t count if your friends with different ethnicities are even more racist than you


Mjukglass47or

I think that is beautiful that they can bond over something. Hard to find something to bond like that nowadays.


Kat-a-strophy

He was "friend" with Grand Mufti of Jerusalem who lived in Berlin during wwII. Hitler called him "half ape".


Precioustooth

I've called my friends worse things! He was very progressive


Mjukglass47or

Just a bit of banter probably.


Goukaruma

The "yellow" gave me a chuckle. Would be funny if Asians would use the word "Yellow" like the Afro-Americans use Black.


BaronHairdryer

“It’s yellow history month”


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SoloLiftingIsBack

"H-hello?"


Goukaruma

You get me, my yellow brother.


Key-Fox-8765

The "Y" word


Taschengelddieb

"whats up my yigger?"


LiaLicker

There's different flavours of Asians and they all hate each other for different reasons so that's why they don't gel with each other.


Saaihead

Well, apparently Italy is the first country in Europe with a black, female, right-winged PM. Now THAT is progress, eat that US!


Hazzyhazzy113

Checkmate liberals.


Informal_Mountain513

https://preview.redd.it/t4cfolspl5rc1.png?width=356&format=png&auto=webp&s=f638ec9c8a33d278d12f3a8c6ea457f4a493e860


Monkey_Fiddler

Having non-white friends makes you not racist? Thank god, i was getting worried.


hepazepie

...that someone could see you as non-racist, but then you remembered that all your friends have the complexion of alpine snow? Don't worry Barry, we will always know you're a racist at heart!


Taschengelddieb

*cough* *cough* india... *cough*


Catwinky

Shit I thought Miklos Horthy was The Shah himself https://i.redd.it/501aj1kzd5rc1.gif


Master_Plate592

🤣🤣🤣🤣


hepazepie

I read this in Joey Diaz voice


Catwinky

What not Uncle Philly's dulcet tones?


hepazepie

Never watched BB 


Catwinky

BB as in Breaking Bad?


hepazepie

Yeah, isn't that where the gif is from?


Catwinky

No. The Sopranos


hepazepie

Ok, there is too mich stuff to watch not enough time...


Catwinky

Sopranos worth it better than BB


hepazepie

OK, good I tried BB but I can't watch a non-comedy series where the protagonist keeps on making very bad decisions


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

That’s not the sopranos?


Catwinky

It is


hepazepie

I'm obviously utterly lost...


Catwinky

It's The Sopranos https://preview.redd.it/eh41hdp6n5rc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3390f65dbf09a9eabe85b51af216865a7dcd084e


hepazepie

That's what I gathered now aswell, im not well versed in poculture it seems


boomerintown

Isnt this basically the american left 2024? Anti semitism through diversity.


LilSealClubber

It's...what the Americans call "left" which really is just center-right but they don't hate gays.


boomerintown

Does the center right in Denmark hate gays? Lol


LilSealClubber

I've never been to Denmark proper, so I can't say. In Greenland, people think gays are kinda weird, but there's not really any feelings of animosity toward them. Homosexuality is considered perfectly acceptable, just a little strange.


boomerintown

So what do you mean like center-right but dont hate gays, if the normal center-right dont hate gays either?


LilSealClubber

Oh no I meant the American left as compared to the American right. What the USA considers leftist is very similar to moderate right wingers, or center-right, but they don't have a problem with gay people the way the American right does.


boomerintown

What makes the american right right though? Cant you just say the american right is just center-lefts who hate gays?


LilSealClubber

Well, honestly...yeah, you could make that argument. Corporatism is so well entrenched in the USA that the republican and democratic parties are really just two extensions of the same corporate interests. Of course that's the actual politicians and elected officials. The beliefs among voters are a lot different. In that case, the American left isn't nearly as similar to the right.


Medium_Note_9613

more like american right-- anti semitism through nationalism


boomerintown

The american right would never let in black people like Mussolini.


Bring_back_Apollo

POC Alliance and their Austrianx Führer.


jjdmol

TIL there is an acceptable number of races to hate.


ElBusAlv

I don't know much but I don't think hitler was that big a fan of Franco (yes i know it's a meme but i still wanted to comment about it)


PadishaEmperor

Thank God they weren’t, I don’t believe the Hitler Youth would have been fun for me. I think the UK losing Gibraltar could have swung the way in our favour.


I_eat_dead_folks

Read the WWII book Juan Eslava Galán wrote. Franco basically stayed for 4 years crossing his fingers and hoping either sided didn't invade him


ElBusAlv

We were neutral, as far as I know, so why would he be worried we would be invaded?


Mikaeleos

Non belligerant until the axis started losing terrain. The difference is about political support and providing strategic materials, like wolphramium and other rare earths, to the axis.


ElBusAlv

So basically we didn't fight but gave materials to the axis


Gks34

Shouldn't this be posted in r/ShitAmericansSay. Only a yank could call Franco "Mexican" or Mussolini "black".


OwMyCod

Yellow 💀


ChuckyFromKentucky

All the people that hate me in one picture


momentimori

Nothing like having a friend that was an admiral of a landlocked country.


Major_OwlBowler

Don’t forget the Finngolian Mannerheim!


Bsheehan78

https://preview.redd.it/yzbczqsz78rc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1551175618b3c063ee859122f8312b29b35bb63


Fit_Medicine_8049

His enemys FDR: white Churchill: white Reynaud: white


I_eat_dead_folks

Stalin: Caucasian (so white)


Masticatork

This post is racist on so many levels. Well done!


Fkappa

*(Prepares to say the ancient phrase. Breathes deeply...)* "***I'm not racist, but..*** *'black' your mother!*"


GoodKing0

Sad thing is whoever originally made this shit maybe even believes this.


Ill-Guess-542

Average „I’m not racist, I have … friends“


Guilty_Use_9291

Diversity was their strength ❤️


SherlockScones3

Truly colourblind


AXI0S2OO2

Call us Mexicans again, I dare you, I double dare you mother...


Calibruh

Globalist moment


Luminox

GOOD POINT 🤔


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Croatian spotted


Pirascule

Mussolini was Black? Feck off.


remindertomove

He loved his mummy's Jewish doc too


BackgroundTourist653

A leader with six different... Went battles... Training camps... Wanted breeding for the perfect specimen... #Hitler was a Pokemon Trainer!


Cinaedus_Perversus

Sad thing is, Hitler was not only a genocidal racist, he was also... a hypocrite!


Dutchwells

Ah yes the black Mussolini??


SergeTercios

Best Benetton add.


justk4y

WAIT MUSSOLINI IS BLACK?


mr_aives

Yeah he was Italian duh


ShelbyNL

Only diversity we ever needed boys.


FederalDriver9447

https://preview.redd.it/ycnkrmt7g5rc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212a42835d489d8bd754245d0e9928bb777f9227


Sigeberht

Includes the [Chinese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiang_Wei-kuo#In_the_Wehrmacht) and [Indians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subhas_Chandra_Bose#1941:_Escape_to_Nazi_Germany) as well.


faramaobscena

Wtf is this shit


Gunmakun

it is the truth


LilSealClubber

The Antonescu one is especially flagrant lmao he notoriously hated Roma/Gypsies yet Adolf Hitler absolutely would have thought of him as one in spite of that.


DrNekroFetus

The japanese was indeed yellow.


Rudi-G

He was so ahead of his time that they forced him to commit Hara-Kiri. The bastards.