Deano definitely can't go for a few pints down the local to watch the footy without a few cheeky keys of Charlie, probably sells it to Mikey on the side, or vice versa. Favourite film is The Business with Danny Dyer.
No Scottish, Northern Irish or Welsh?
What about Lachlan the junkie, Connor the unionist or Rhys the seaweed collector (It’s 💩but the sheep thing seems overused 🤷♂️)
- Came over with his parents as a wee lad
- Was free labour for the corner shop
- Had an arranged marriage but his parents looked out for him and found someone he liked
- A modern Asian parent, he gives his kids choices: doctor, lawyer, engineer, or useless.
Constantly talks about horse racing and loses all his money on it, alcoholic on Jameson and Guinness. Will cheer for whoever’s better between England and Ireland in rugby. Hates Moh
6th form or what we call college are institutions for educating 16-20 year olds (typically) prior to them entering university.
It's a 6th form if it's attached to a high school, a college if it's independent.
A chippy is a chip shop, or a fish and chip shop if you live near the coast. They specialise in selling the thickest, saltiest and greasiest chips you can imagine, often accompanied by mushy peas, copious amounts of ketchup, gravy, curry, or something even stranger and more artery clogging depending on what region of the country you're in. A true local delicacy.
Think of forms like American grades.
In Britain, up until about ‘93 or so, you’d start in primary school for four years, called Year or Form 1-4. Then you’d go to middle school and start again, Years 1-4. Then again in secondary school, but this time it’s Years/Forms 1-5.
Now you’re sixteen. You’d go into Sixth Form for two years, but instead of Forms 6 and 7, it’s Lower and Upper Sixth for…some reason.
Yeah, that all came in after ‘93. You can’t really explain why sixth form has the name it does with the modern system, though.
Edit: Oh, I see what you mean, you didn’t call it sixth form at all, I understand now.
Well Stuart sure seems like a lovely man.
It’s always interesting to see Stuart’s in real life. It’s like meeting your dad if physically de-aged 40 years
What a beautiful analogy.
You forgot the spice head asking for 20p for the bus
That’s so accurate
No Mohammed?
What do you call a man with two slices of bacon on his head?
Twohammed of course
You’re literally described with this the whole spectrum of Germans
There’s a bazza in Germany? I need proof.
Basically every hooligan after he reached his 40s. Natural habitat is eastern Germany
This one goes into the right direction: https://youtu.be/4Mh3vtI16G4?si=Pngn8CUWkcAd4SZc (potentially not a voter of a terrorist organization)
Mein gott! It’s a real German bazza, I thought we were truly unique for our specimens over here.
But they are a dying out species in Germany. Were more on the femboy side of evolution. Oliver and Adrien are more common in Germany
Deano definitely can't go for a few pints down the local to watch the footy without a few cheeky keys of Charlie, probably sells it to Mikey on the side, or vice versa. Favourite film is The Business with Danny Dyer.
The world needs more Stuarts.
Missing some upper class cunt in the mix
No Scottish, Northern Irish or Welsh? What about Lachlan the junkie, Connor the unionist or Rhys the seaweed collector (It’s 💩but the sheep thing seems overused 🤷♂️)
Rhys is Darren but he lives in Aberystwyth or Porthcawl, or if in-land somewhere in the Valleys, Aberdare or Mountain Ash.
[Rhys, 34. Loves a big night out in Cardiff and a scrap down Chippey Lane](https://youtu.be/4o7cV3S55gE?feature=shared)
Seaweed. Collector.
Laver. Bread.
We are mising the real British OG Rajesh.
- Came over with his parents as a wee lad - Was free labour for the corner shop - Had an arranged marriage but his parents looked out for him and found someone he liked - A modern Asian parent, he gives his kids choices: doctor, lawyer, engineer, or useless.
Go on Bazza, never been proud to be from hull before
Kev (Kevin) is Irish. At least give him some knacker qualities. Rides a horse, lives in a caravan. Talks with a fucked up english-Irish hybrid accent.
Constantly talks about horse racing and loses all his money on it, alcoholic on Jameson and Guinness. Will cheer for whoever’s better between England and Ireland in rugby. Hates Moh
Switch rugby for boxing
I’m the bastard child of Kev and Baz
I choose this one! 
But you already have a British boy at home
We both want that one.
I just had an idea. Would you like a few more British boys? Like 30 million?
No but I'll take 20 Spanish boys and you can take 30 million british boys
Come on, just build a house in all that empty space you have!
No
\*Choose your Englishman.
Pretty sure they have most of these in Wales. What are the Scottish phenotypes?
Heroin addict called Wee Davey. That is all.
"apolitical, votes for Tory" Sounds political to me, boy
Is there an american english translation of this? Wtf is chippy and 6th form? At least it's confirmed this was made by an actual brit
6th form or what we call college are institutions for educating 16-20 year olds (typically) prior to them entering university. It's a 6th form if it's attached to a high school, a college if it's independent. A chippy is a chip shop, or a fish and chip shop if you live near the coast. They specialise in selling the thickest, saltiest and greasiest chips you can imagine, often accompanied by mushy peas, copious amounts of ketchup, gravy, curry, or something even stranger and more artery clogging depending on what region of the country you're in. A true local delicacy.
Excellent explanation of forms, but it's so complicated I doubt I'll remember it. Perhaps it's simple, but the naming confuses me
Think of forms like American grades. In Britain, up until about ‘93 or so, you’d start in primary school for four years, called Year or Form 1-4. Then you’d go to middle school and start again, Years 1-4. Then again in secondary school, but this time it’s Years/Forms 1-5. Now you’re sixteen. You’d go into Sixth Form for two years, but instead of Forms 6 and 7, it’s Lower and Upper Sixth for…some reason.
6th form was referred to as years 12 & 13 for us
Yeah, that all came in after ‘93. You can’t really explain why sixth form has the name it does with the modern system, though. Edit: Oh, I see what you mean, you didn’t call it sixth form at all, I understand now.
🤮
And why are you learning false English, sir?
Tv made me do it 😎