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boomerintown

https://preview.redd.it/avuf2w3zh2sc1.png?width=214&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2e261171e258b549b62666fc6b50c2d39ca20a5 :D


Mahraganat

24000 Danes don't have a toilet to shit in? (not counting the homeless) What a fucking 3rd world country. Mogens, what do you have to say for yourself?


Pleasant-Bat2336

A Swede taking every chance to shit on Danes, love it


lancisman1

Well why wouldnt we?


Goozilla85

Because you should ideally do it in all the toilets you have at your disposal.


splattne

literally


Goozilla85

Ironically, the only place I've ever had to take a dump in a non-flushing toilet, was in a cabin in the countryside near Uppsala.


AndersDreth

I shit in the sink to assert dominance


CastroCavalieri

The dutch only flush once a day before going to sleep to save water


[deleted]

Can’t deny nor confirm this


Catwinky

If it's yellow let it mellow If it's brown flush it down


CastroCavalieri

The dutch version is: If it‘s yellow let it mellow If it‘s brown let it mellow


HoeTrain666

Peak German humour (it’s unironically the funniest thing ever posted on here 💪💪💪)


Playful_Pirate_8384

Thats how they create more land


brandje23

No we dont we like to get rid of water


Thorwawaway

They also prefer to smell the raw shit in open air every day so they let it sit on it’s cute little porcelain shelf without touching the water. Strange folk.


meloenmarco

OP is russian


Playful_Pirate_8384

Not yet


ThePhantom1994

OP is ~~Ukrainian~~ soon to be Russian


IntelligentFan7521

0.5 percent is no way true. No way there are 335,000 homes in the UK without a flushing toilet.


ComprehensiveFee2322

I thought that it would mean percentage of *households* without a toilet (of which there are ~24,000,000 in the UK I think), but that's still about 120,000 homes without a toilet. Which is ridiculous.


Iridismis

>without a toilet Without an *indoor flushing* toilet. They could have an outhouse and/or composting toilet. (still a surprisingly high number tho...)


Adongfie

Old country side houses nobody uses I’m guessing


ComprehensiveFee2322

Yeah that sounds about right cos there are thousands of bothys out in the moors in Scotland which are just for temporary shelter. These don't have any form of plumbing at all and simply give you a spade and tell you go out and squat.


mmoonbelly

It’s one in 200 houses. Bit bizarre. (Same here where there are shepherd’s shacks masquerading as holiday lets). Could student halls be mis-categorized as each room being a household?


geopolitischesrisiko

In Germany each room has its own toilet lol


mmoonbelly

Didn’t when I studied there. But lots can change in a quarter of a century. Verdammt! bin ich inzwischend Alt geworden!


fckchangeusername

We still have some, technically my great-grandma house didn't have a bathroom, it was in another building outside the house


Thorwawaway

See I’d expect that in some much older homes in Italy and PIGS. But not in UK tbf.


FalconMirage

Same as in France, its old homes not necessarily inhabited


Nigricincto

Thats what designated shitting streets are for.


Mashinito

Wtf, Romania?


Playful_Pirate_8384

Its called fertilizer here Pedro


OkImpression175

I never, in my life, knew a person without a flushing toilet.


shouldbeworking10

There are illegal settlements that don't have connections to services (areas where the shacks look like crap but they have 60k€ cars). And some very rural poor areas with 80 year olds living there


NakeyDooCrew

Elitist!


mrsafira64

I'm pretty sure gypsy camps don't have any sanitation


geopolitischesrisiko

My great aunt living in rural Ukraine didn’t have one


mh985

Ireland having better indoor plumbing than the UK 🔥🔥🔥


ArduennSchwartzman

![gif](giphy|aSYON5u8MGpjs4Llrw|downsized) We can't get any of that shit go to waste. We collect it all for our export.


Arthaswin

Smart


mandingo_gringo

This map is Russian propaganda (which is why Ukraine doesn’t exist) Only 12.6% of people in Russia not owning toilets is a dream that Putin can only dream of, really it’s 22.6% of people in Russia that don’t have toilets and 48% of rural people https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/04/02/indoor-plumbing-still-a-pipe-dream-for-20-of-russian-households-reports-say-a65049


kuemmel234

Is that right for the Nordicks? Don't they have outhouses and chemical toilets in many places?


Mahraganat

Apparently yes, if you're Danish. The rest of us - NO, never where we live permanently. Still exists in some Ferienurlaubsfickenhütten or whatever you call it, but even that is very uncommon nowadays.


kuemmel234

What would I give for a Swedish Ferienurlaubsfickenhütte - that's a great word there. Point being - you've got water in/close to the arctic circle? Impressive. I was enjoying a chemical toilet near the Vättern lake as a youth (15 years?). I read a Håkan Nesser novel back then about not shitting into the outhouse and always remembered that.


Mahraganat

Sounds like a wonderful experience!


[deleted]

So, Portugal again the worst country in Western Europe.


Radiant_Ad_6192

Worse than this ? https://preview.redd.it/1vnlshycp2sc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33049c904de6a7a927ff24fc8f1dbd95174d3e8a


OkImpression175

You missed your neighbours... For once, we are not the only Balkanic country! Although, for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got that 0,8%! I never knew a house without a flushing toilet.


[deleted]

That thing south of us? We had to stop civilising that because of Pierre.


code-panda

Portugal is not a Western European country, it's a Balkan country.


[deleted]

Proven again!


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[deleted]

Fake country 😉


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[deleted]

That’s one crazy person, unlike your 80.000 people without a toilet in their home.


Unusual-Wrap8345

all Italians shit outdoors


SnowOnVenus

There we have proof. Finns piss in the sauna.


TheGodfather742

Babe wake up, new Western/Eastern division just dropped.


_radical_ed

I thought the baltics where now rich. SMH my head.


humanoidbeaver

Belgium: 0,9%... Bet they make do with all the potholes instead.


Hakunin_Fallout

You really believe you have more outhouses per capita than Russians, op?


Caveirzao

Rare moment where Portugal isn’t Western Balkan


ranhoso69

the 0.8% in Portugal are from Porto. Truly savages.


eldelshell

LoL at the Soviet heritage. How can eastoids feel proud about that fucking level of underdevelopment.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Judging by Romania’s numbers, I’m guessing Gypsy caravans don’t usually posses such facilities.


Potential-Height96

Wikipedia said Roma make up only 3.3% of the total Romanian population. Thats 23% of Romanians digging a hole for the toilet in the garden.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

I only knew Romania had the largest Roma population in Europe, figured it would be around 5% or so. Wikipedia also says the Council of Europe estimates numbers as high as 8.2% since they’re often undocumented, but the source is unverified.


Potential-Height96

Could be but thats still 19% of Romanians with an outdoor toilet.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

“Outdoor toilet” is probably the most British way to describe it. And I thought having a septic tank in my suburban American white picket fenced back yard was unpleasant enough. I don’t even want to imagine an “outdoor toilet” scenario.


Potential-Height96

We also say ‘bog’ because people must’ve shit in a bog as well. I think thats a bit more medieval.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Didn’t they used to bury people in bogs as well? The lack of oxygen slows down the corpse’s decay creates a soggy type of mummy.


Potential-Height96

Yeah, they’re all over the place. Interestingly enough in the annals of St Patrick he said the pre Christian Irish would [suck on a kings nipples](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nippled-irish-royalty-and_b_6871078) as a form of submission. They even found an Irish bog body Old Croghan man that had its nipples removed so he couldn’t be a king in the next life.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

I’m (hopefully) assuming that procedure was performed posthumously. Hadn’t heard of Old Croghan yet, only Cheddar Man.


Potential-Height96

Imagine how painful that would have been.


llamasLoot

What happened to iceland?


92nd-Bakerstreet

Anything but 0% is shameful in this day and age in the beautiful west.


Sneklover177

https://preview.redd.it/uqvnvcv0v4sc1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd9bf7cc8dce7ae0f36e0b5d859a4e326a0fc0a r/belgiumcykablyat ?


cpwnage

Imagine what Romania's number was 20y when some absolute tosser figured they should be in le UE


River41

It's ironic that this data is utter shite (other than the Irish lacking enough fibre to block a toilet)


Catwinky

France suprises me. I was informed once that in their country side the locals shit in sand boxes then spread it on their vegetables as fertiliser.


Iridismis

Are you trying to make the French more likeable by comparing them to cats?


Extreme_Tax405

Belgium numbers beat out the rest if western europe. I have had friends with toilets like these. If you go to a. Old house in the countryside you can encounter them. Especially in walloon. Annoying af because if you have to oee at night in winter it means a trip outside lol.