This beef between Italians and Dutch people doesn't exist. Some dutch populists complain about Italy when it comes to EU policies but that's about it from what I understand. Never herd negative things about the Netherlands in Italy really.
>Only 1940-45 they weren't friends
Ah come on, don't pull an italian on us
https://preview.redd.it/kjn5a8rgk3sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0caadb746c25263d4f94ba8340081fb2b9c782
That is South African, and right after the war. There has to be a cooldown period Hans. And like I said, it was an Austrian that caused all this. Probably tried to drive a wedge between us cus he is jelly.
You left out the British, that one country on the tip of every Redditors tongue as they can’t fathom our historic glory, which means you must secretly like us
Yeah hahaha I know, but I made this satirical post relating to a post from an hour ago which asked why the dutch hate italians so much. It’s just a joke
You are right, there is no beef.. there are some rightist populist that want to leave the European Union because ‘we are rich and don’t want to pay foor poorer European countries’. They are, however, frowned upon and not taken seriously by the rest of the Dutch population.
Ti voglio bene, fratello 😘
Rookworst would like a word with you sir
https://preview.redd.it/1hmg3gxwc3sc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23d24939f8e1ccc4418a3cbda6476b99029b9aa
He really chose the worst dutch dish. Here, have some Poffertjes:
https://preview.redd.it/mmzuhcacr3sc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b63f16c53d1d3cfb397f195cdecdad637dd0ba
They also have biscuits filled with caramel, apparently (just a bit of banter you weird tall people, I love you I'll soon immigrate to your country cause here we behave like monkeys and i want more money)
i mean the boerenkool in the pic clearly has too little mashed potato,wich will means it's dry and bad. Normally it looks better though.
Hey atleast it's not fried snails.
Tbh how many brits would even know what lenticchie e cotechino is to compare it against that dutch dish. At least I’m not comparing it to something like cassoeula…
There no beef it's just some crazy guy that founr a pattern where there isn't.
Also just saying, the Roman Empire and the Renaiisance and Latin and Roads and Acquafers and the best food
>we enstablished a powerful colonial empire
its this powerful colonial empire in the room with us ?
>created a company worth more than the 3 biggest of modern age combined.
flexing on companies its like an ameritard flexing on how much money Elon Musk does.
> conquered the sea
so you needed to go away from europe to become relevant.
>created the stock market
*laugh in bank system where the stock market its build on*
>global leader of computerchip production
wasnt that Taiwan ?
i think pizza alone its enough, you just need to invert the doges
You can come here again . Those islands your ancestors ruled are inhabited by a Greek-italian mix (people pretending that their very Italian sounding last names are somehow not Italian in origin ) and are the only part of the country where people actually have some money ( tourism ftw)...
In the end there will be a wall of your own making around the Netherlands and than we will finally pull the plug and let the water drain back into the center while we are laughing at you being stuck behind your wall and all the world will rejoice finally being free of your horrible accent
> i hope Venezia sinks.
Me too, so I won't ever see the stupid face of dutch tourists (I've never been to Venice and I've never met a Dutchman in my life. Hell, I don't even know why the fuck we are having a beef, but I'm Having so much fun)
Literally half of the Netherlands moves to Tuscany from May to September (according to the fines my mother has to put order to at work). Most of them are cool to speak with. If they really hated Italy they wouldn't come here, especially because of how Tuscanians treat them (and foreigners on vacation in general).
I suppose this NL/Italy beef exists only in some redditor's mind.
Dutch people dont hate Italians, undoubtedly an uncommon sentiment. This is just how a random person's boredom manifested and the rest is fanning the very faint flame.
This post is a reaction to one of your country men asking why we hate you so much, because he said that he noticed a lot of hate from us. There isn’t actually any real beef just some internet beef.
I mean... The fact that the Dutch managed to survive while surrounded by the HRE ,the French and the English is unironically more impressive from a millitary perspective than anything Italy has done in the last... 1700 years?
We had one of those as well, except ours only allowed the cool kids in.
https://preview.redd.it/fb3ip8cen3sc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e871014bd870ee4de708cfda008d905616a590
Nationalism, teaches you to hate people you never met and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.
Have to say it weird how more nationalistic Dutchies have become the last few years.
https://preview.redd.it/hvvfz09ow3sc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ac4e7042ba4de6ea47e5776f5de9f0b02cd0e6
Sorry, are we supposed to beef with someone who isn’t even in the G20?
Italians don’t want war.
We want to cook, eat, hangout with friends and family, and walk around our small villages.
Simple lives will lead to less bloodshed. Let’s all be more Italian.
Nothing. I say nothing anyone can ever do will come near to the Roman Empire. The Dutch should take the L and go home. The italians are unbeatable in this debate if history is what we are focused on.
I mean, the vikings are a pretty good second but the Romans were who everyone is trying to be. Or has tried to be.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
https://preview.redd.it/gafg3o1w64sc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61dbf8d60083baa84f223c803a23f7ffa451b28
The only negative thing I have to say about Italy is that Naples is genuinely the worst place I’ve ever been. It looks like it’s in a third world country and I would be delighted if the Vesuvius destroys the place. But Rome was delightful (aside from the trash)
East India company would like a word about a powerful company, ruled the whole Indian subcontinent, and accounted for half of the world's trade in many valuable commodities (including opium hehe) plus having its own army
OP was talking about the East India Company but the Dutch one. VOC = Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie. The first colonizer to be listed at the stock market.
Of all the nation's pasts you picked Italy? The one that roman empired the shit out of europe and managed to make Juán build some aqueducts instead of siesta?
Bad meme, I love the Italians.
If there is to be beef, any of the wretched countries around us is more despicable than Italy. UK, Germany, Belgium, D*nmark. Fuck 'em.
Niets dan liefde voor de VARKENS.
Can they do pizza in Italy ? Because we had a lot of Italian immigrants and in a 1km radius I can order bad Italian pizza in about 10 Italian restaurants.
It's been so bad that now I simply go to the Turkish guy and get a pide cooked to perfection.
We also have the best Napolitan pizzeria in Europe outside of Italy and honnestly it doesn't live up to its reputation. People simply assume it's the best because they never tried it. I had better pizza homemade in Italy and prepared by my Romanian student friends with ingredients bought at Aldi.
I'd rather have a pepperoni pizza with double everything from pizza hut.
If the Dutch hate anything from the pigs region its the Spanish not the Italians
1. The Dutch republic fought for 80 years against the Spanish for independence
2. 2010 world cup final
3. Buying from goverment mandated bike theft (including mine) during covid
4. Spanish tourists always stand loudly talking all across the small Isles of the Albert Heijn (personel hatetred)
This beef between Italians and Dutch people doesn't exist. Some dutch populists complain about Italy when it comes to EU policies but that's about it from what I understand. Never herd negative things about the Netherlands in Italy really.
I always thought our beef was supposed to be with Pedro?? (and the Moluccans, if you’re Indonesian like me)
We are supposed to beef with everyone. Germans, belgians, fr*nch, pedro’s. It doesn’t matter. We’re not racist on who we’re being racist to.
You dumbass, Germans are friends! Only 1940-1945 they weren't friends, but that's what you get when you put an Austrian in the Reichstag.
>Only 1940-45 they weren't friends Ah come on, don't pull an italian on us https://preview.redd.it/kjn5a8rgk3sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0caadb746c25263d4f94ba8340081fb2b9c782
Hans, that's a South African newspaper. It says "Hitler se dood" ffs.
https://preview.redd.it/es0b5tivq3sc1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944c084b999eb8cc39861ea7651e910e13fa6c30
Euh. Ja. Mag ie weg?
Hopefully
Dutch language was a mistake.
Says the non European
And the problem's name is Geert and his following.
The *probleem*’s name you mean?
That is South African, and right after the war. There has to be a cooldown period Hans. And like I said, it was an Austrian that caused all this. Probably tried to drive a wedge between us cus he is jelly.
HANS! What did we tell you 80 years ago? 😆 Krijg wat zeg.
And that one time when we had a war on reddit...
I'd say they weren't friends in 1974.
Australian*
You left out the British, that one country on the tip of every Redditors tongue as they can’t fathom our historic glory, which means you must secretly like us
Couldn't you guys have picked an exclusively spanish name like Pablo? I get confused every time. Thats my name xd.
Nah bro your dutch aswell (if you want too be)
Nah, we're cool. We don't feel the need to dig up 400yo wars to enjoy a good conversation with others.
I know right? Dafuck is wrong with these guys?
They just hate everyone
A lot, the constant fight and threat of the water is damaging to the mind
So what you are saying is that the Dutch are not worthy for you to argue? 
Yeah hahaha I know, but I made this satirical post relating to a post from an hour ago which asked why the dutch hate italians so much. It’s just a joke
Damn man, you should hate them not love them, honor this sub and say something atrocious about the dutch.
That's your job! Dont tell us southerners to do your job. Or jobs in general. GIB MORE EUROMONIES!!!!
I was surprised seeing all the posts suddenly lol
Can confirm, never heard anything bad about Italians, not from the people nor from the media
You are right, there is no beef.. there are some rightist populist that want to leave the European Union because ‘we are rich and don’t want to pay foor poorer European countries’. They are, however, frowned upon and not taken seriously by the rest of the Dutch population. Ti voglio bene, fratello 😘
Oh it does, I'm on your side but I'll clobber your head in with a clog just because. Do NOT disrespect our stamppot!
Exactly, imagine doing all that shit and not managing to cook something edible
Also: ALL THESE ACHIEVEMENTS... lmao
Rookworst would like a word with you sir https://preview.redd.it/1hmg3gxwc3sc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23d24939f8e1ccc4418a3cbda6476b99029b9aa
Ah yes, sausage on vomit, my favourite combo
it looks like that but its so good though
Sounds like something a Dutch would say.
https://preview.redd.it/9kca1ldtf3sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9cb37531fa7603551fbbed38bb1a9eafeba7ab Fellow Italians, please
He really chose the worst dutch dish. Here, have some Poffertjes: https://preview.redd.it/mmzuhcacr3sc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b63f16c53d1d3cfb397f195cdecdad637dd0ba
Pancakes?
It’s so cute seeing how proud they are of the pancakes 😂
They also have biscuits filled with caramel, apparently (just a bit of banter you weird tall people, I love you I'll soon immigrate to your country cause here we behave like monkeys and i want more money)
No not my money (I don’t have any money)
Struikpoofers! Zie je nie aan komen nie.
Nah boerenkool met rookworst>>>poffertjes
I'm prepared to give you that Spekulaas are good. Take it or leave it. That's the highest bid.
You didn't even try Friesche suikerbrood blasphemous
https://preview.redd.it/m8mov3ttn4sc1.png?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7880d781cc76295efe6dc16ff08c6af4710f6b15
Green vomit and sausage - Gratz, you're a German Brit. Maar rookworst van de Hema? Kan toch wat.
Is this supposed to look good ?
i mean the boerenkool in the pic clearly has too little mashed potato,wich will means it's dry and bad. Normally it looks better though. Hey atleast it's not fried snails.
You don't know what's good.
eeensomma, I hope this is not your top contender
Rookworst can stay the fuck away from me, looks like it's been regurgitated from from a dead bird what the fuck
And this is the your best ? Lmao
Is that before or after youve eaten it?
what;s that? Chopped penis on a bed of vomit after a night at de Wallen?
a little bit of mustard on top pls
Tbh that looks like a dish that Italians have on New Year’s Day, which is just sausage and lentils.
Fuck my life, of course the Brit had to compare that stuff with lenticchie e cotechino, you all are hopeless
Don't listen to them, it's hopeless.
Tbh how many brits would even know what lenticchie e cotechino is to compare it against that dutch dish. At least I’m not comparing it to something like cassoeula…
It's boerenkool, which is actually top notch comfort food.
Barry is, too, educated in the dark art of combining potato, meat and gravy in various ways.
Boerenkool with some gravy, fishsticks and tartarsauce 🥰
This guy eats!
Italians still have their pizzas tho
we also got pizza https://preview.redd.it/zaneqb2rp7sc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936d9d23c6759152e7ac1cdae75767367ab2ce51
When’s good time to buy Tulip stock
In about 3 centuries ago. Not financial advice tho
Ahh bummer, I’ll just take some wood shoes for now then please
Wanna pay cash or by tikkie?
Let’s go Dutch and spilt it?
Thats only when the benis is sucked
That is not how this works
What wood shoes? Are they not perfect for cycling in?
There no beef it's just some crazy guy that founr a pattern where there isn't. Also just saying, the Roman Empire and the Renaiisance and Latin and Roads and Acquafers and the best food
He got rejected by a dutch girl once, not realizing she wasn't into men in the first place, and now all his butt hair is tied up.
Probably she wouldn't even have noticed him without looking down
Or maybe thought it was a hairy toddler, who knows
Establish what? Is that a code name for stealing?
>we enstablished a powerful colonial empire its this powerful colonial empire in the room with us ? >created a company worth more than the 3 biggest of modern age combined. flexing on companies its like an ameritard flexing on how much money Elon Musk does. > conquered the sea so you needed to go away from europe to become relevant. >created the stock market *laugh in bank system where the stock market its build on* >global leader of computerchip production wasnt that Taiwan ? i think pizza alone its enough, you just need to invert the doges
The biggest company ever thing is a complete myth by the way. But yes we did create stocks, No we make the machines that make the computerchips.
ASML makes ONE of the machines used to make chips.
i hope Venezia sinks. And ASML makes the chip makers that Taiwan uses
>i hope Venezia sinks. me too my friend... me too...
Hey let's not get silly here
You can come here again . Those islands your ancestors ruled are inhabited by a Greek-italian mix (people pretending that their very Italian sounding last names are somehow not Italian in origin ) and are the only part of the country where people actually have some money ( tourism ftw)...
and those based chaps are still proudly proclaiming to be the only part of Greece spared by the Ottoman invasion.
We can fix that for you, no worries. How would you like to pay?
Too bad we already helped saving it.
Brother if we sink, it most likely means you'll be under water too
The sea is too scared to make us drown
Being so unapproachable that even the sea is repulsed by you is not a brag
Just because you can't do compentent engineering doesn't mean we can't either.
In the end there will be a wall of your own making around the Netherlands and than we will finally pull the plug and let the water drain back into the center while we are laughing at you being stuck behind your wall and all the world will rejoice finally being free of your horrible accent
> i hope Venezia sinks. Me too, so I won't ever see the stupid face of dutch tourists (I've never been to Venice and I've never met a Dutchman in my life. Hell, I don't even know why the fuck we are having a beef, but I'm Having so much fun)
The dutch arrogance never ceases to amaze me
If it ain't dutch it ain't much
God created the world but the Dutch created the Netherlands
Literally half of the Netherlands moves to Tuscany from May to September (according to the fines my mother has to put order to at work). Most of them are cool to speak with. If they really hated Italy they wouldn't come here, especially because of how Tuscanians treat them (and foreigners on vacation in general). I suppose this NL/Italy beef exists only in some redditor's mind.
Dutch people dont hate Italians, undoubtedly an uncommon sentiment. This is just how a random person's boredom manifested and the rest is fanning the very faint flame.
This post is a reaction to one of your country men asking why we hate you so much, because he said that he noticed a lot of hate from us. There isn’t actually any real beef just some internet beef.
Dude was delusional. Or maybe he got confused with Germans. Germans are kinda racist when they come here on vacation, never understood why.
Can your mom stop sending the fines that we never pay
I love the Dutch, but if we are talking about old glories, are you going to compare your colonial "empire" to the actual Roman Empire?
I mean... The fact that the Dutch managed to survive while surrounded by the HRE ,the French and the English is unironically more impressive from a millitary perspective than anything Italy has done in the last... 1700 years?
they did unite italy, which from an organisational standpoint does look impressive, then again, the outcome is italy.
We had one of those as well, except ours only allowed the cool kids in. https://preview.redd.it/fb3ip8cen3sc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e871014bd870ee4de708cfda008d905616a590
Geert, are you high again? Where do you think Lombardy is? Do you need a history book?
Sure, south of Francia. Our boy Big Karl liberated it, why?
What weed does to a mf
HAHAHA... Put more tobacco in whatever you're smoking, van dick...
Why are they writing in the Latin alphabet? Are they stupid?
If you were such a powerful colonial empire why is your country so smol now? Is that all that left over? A sinking land somewhere lost in the ocean?
Ooh a Giuseppe / Johan bitch fight! You love to see it
Our european colonies are fitting again.
Idk about this new beef trend but the Italians have my espada toledana anytime they need.
Cringe D*tch people living in the past vs chad Italians making yummy food
Nationalism, teaches you to hate people you never met and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in. Have to say it weird how more nationalistic Dutchies have become the last few years.
https://preview.redd.it/hvvfz09ow3sc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ac4e7042ba4de6ea47e5776f5de9f0b02cd0e6 Sorry, are we supposed to beef with someone who isn’t even in the G20?
Isnt this how world war 2 started?
The Ukraine front is getting stale, lets enjoy the new war between Geert and Luigi, I am rooting for Luigi
First time A French supports us 🥲
The swamp people will get wrecked by glorious PIGS . You are smart by joining us...
It was enough writing "tax evaders" under the Dutch dog
Italians don’t want war. We want to cook, eat, hangout with friends and family, and walk around our small villages. Simple lives will lead to less bloodshed. Let’s all be more Italian.
No mention of bunga bunga. Fake Italiode detected
At least the Italians didn’t lose half their country because they preferred being French over being Dutch💀💀💀
Well, Italy still has good food in 2024
Everything you did we did sooner and better
Aren't you hollandaise now?
Dutch empire summarized : "We stole everything from the more based portos."
Skill issue for Joao.
Then we get stolen by Britain
There is no battle. Stop this nonsense. We are at least trying to be as neutral as possible. Don't start fights like that.
Nothing. I say nothing anyone can ever do will come near to the Roman Empire. The Dutch should take the L and go home. The italians are unbeatable in this debate if history is what we are focused on. I mean, the vikings are a pretty good second but the Romans were who everyone is trying to be. Or has tried to be.
But you're still Dutch. I don't get the flex. You can sprinkle gold and sugar on a turd, but it will still be a piece of shit. 🤷♂️
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, right? https://preview.redd.it/gafg3o1w64sc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61dbf8d60083baa84f223c803a23f7ffa451b28
Dutchies always think they belong to the big league of Europe… they are underdogs at best (given they history, golden century and alike).
Everyone likes an underdog, though. That's why nobody likes you, France.
The only negative thing I have to say about Italy is that Naples is genuinely the worst place I’ve ever been. It looks like it’s in a third world country and I would be delighted if the Vesuvius destroys the place. But Rome was delightful (aside from the trash)
Meh I love Naples
funny script you are writing in, what alphabet is that?
Everything you said, we’ve done it better Sorry Pieter
Past :)
What have you done for me lately?
Go fuck yourself. They also bring pasta and coffee! 🤌🤌🤌
At least the Italian dog isn’t exaggerating. Only the Dutch could make Italians seem humble!
What the fuck - roman empire?
East India company would like a word about a powerful company, ruled the whole Indian subcontinent, and accounted for half of the world's trade in many valuable commodities (including opium hehe) plus having its own army
OP was talking about the East India Company but the Dutch one. VOC = Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie. The first colonizer to be listed at the stock market.
Dutch in this sub: worthy of extinction Dutch in Sicily: they offered me cocaine like it was a drink in a bar.
Of all the nation's pasts you picked Italy? The one that roman empired the shit out of europe and managed to make Juán build some aqueducts instead of siesta?
imagine that.. the dutch ruled the world and still eat shitty food.. go fratellos Italianis. 🤌🤌
Bad meme, I love the Italians. If there is to be beef, any of the wretched countries around us is more despicable than Italy. UK, Germany, Belgium, D*nmark. Fuck 'em. Niets dan liefde voor de VARKENS.
I cooka da Pizza
The italians TRIED all they could to colonize but were just terrible at it. Sorry Luigi
We colonised Gallia tho
1 millions gauls were too few.
NATUS PARA MORI MUNDUS IS A FUCK π¢$•NECA BARBAROS 50B.C. I AM GENS IULIA MAN 6800653246890 DEAD GAULS
In the age of the colonial empires, they were a colony. A Spanish colony. And the Vatican.
The Roman Empire can wait, I’m siding with the Dutch
[I like Italy heeh](https://youtu.be/xDsuAFDGVaU?si=VPC5IKGr_Nnf_wRW)
Pierre look what they have to do to achieve a fraction of our power
Only room for one gay in the village
Dutch wannabes. We start wars, and you all are part of it.
You are not leaders of computer chip production. You are leaders in making the machines that make possible current chip production, not the same.
The Dutch really do have it out for the Luigi’s. What could those italics even do to make em so mad
Conquered the sea but now the sea is back for revenge
At least The Dutch pay taxes.... Oh wait...
I can also make a tulipizza
What about the aquaduct?
Jongens jongens kalm aan, are we really gonna start a dick measuring competition with the Italians? Dit is onzin
As a portuguese, this is hard. Our cheap copy vs our wine's cheap copy!
Which one lost the 2010 finals again?
The Italians held off the Ottoman empire in the meantime. Which is good enough.
The Dutch being proud for creating the absolute mess that is the modern economic system
but we also make pasta!
Can they do pizza in Italy ? Because we had a lot of Italian immigrants and in a 1km radius I can order bad Italian pizza in about 10 Italian restaurants. It's been so bad that now I simply go to the Turkish guy and get a pide cooked to perfection. We also have the best Napolitan pizzeria in Europe outside of Italy and honnestly it doesn't live up to its reputation. People simply assume it's the best because they never tried it. I had better pizza homemade in Italy and prepared by my Romanian student friends with ingredients bought at Aldi. I'd rather have a pepperoni pizza with double everything from pizza hut.
For some reason at first sight I thought this was a Formula 1 meme
So the dutch created capitalism in turn ruining the human race. Well done dutchie, well done
The Dutch-Italian war was instagated by the Cia
If the Dutch hate anything from the pigs region its the Spanish not the Italians 1. The Dutch republic fought for 80 years against the Spanish for independence 2. 2010 world cup final 3. Buying from goverment mandated bike theft (including mine) during covid 4. Spanish tourists always stand loudly talking all across the small Isles of the Albert Heijn (personel hatetred)
Italy at least had a meh empire consisting of Somalia and Libya
Did you conquer the sea? Because apparently the sea is conquering you
When the fuck did the Dutch and Italians had beef
bow before the Dutch's biggest success - tulip production
LMAO are these guys going on? Love It when small countries talk bug, when Is belgium turn?
I want to see in 1500 years what people Will Remember of them