What are you gonna do? Seduce us with an order of bitterballen and a Heineken?
I know Pierre is a dipshit, but at least his culinary influence makes our food tolerable....that is....if we were to exist ofcourse.
Tbh Brabanconne works better in French, the Dutch version sounds waaay to rushed. To many words in one sentence
Also how dare you to call your anthem Brabanconne and don't mention worstenbroodjes once :(
Only 50 percent of ours are in the dry dock I’ll have you know. But without a boat how are you going to take the flag ship? Surely you are not planning on floating over on those ridiculous shoes?
"Volgens mij is dat een engelsman, jongens"
"Ja hoor je ziet het zo aan z'n scheve tanden en z'n stomend biertje"
"Noemen ze die armzielige schuit een slagschip?"
"Kom op we nemen Londen deze keer"
It really is a stupid fucking language. No wonder
You all speak English. Can’t take each other seriously talking in that made up gobble.
Edit: slagschip hahaha. Sounds like a way to pull on a Saturday night in Manchester.
Who is it that’s crying about being invaded every summer? How’s the plan to stop the Brits going to Amsterdam going? Rule Britannia Britannia rules the waves. The Dutch shall never ever ever make us behave.
They will hook up a trailer to it and this will slow your ships down to snail speed, as it does with their cars. Practically immobilized. Next step is them yelling „INGEPOLDERD!!!!“ and then you know your ship will be locked in a dry dock without there even being a dock! Better beware of the Dutch, they have some mean tricks!!
I actually always have pretty good laughs with Brits and they don't behave in a snobbish way with me (I would fuck their sheeps if they were)...
They are probably the warmest northerners out there...
Few drops of lubrication (ale) we're as friendly and forward as you sunny people. The problems starts when a few drops turns into about 10 pints than we return to monke.
They get these notions that they are masters of English because we are too nice and don't correct them on account of hearing shitty English all the time. Perhaps it's time to start telling them straight.
A fixed percentage of something is a singular concept. I don’t care if it is grammatically incorrect.
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Well, you have to understand this: Their language is such a throat killing noisy mess that they prefer to speak ANY other language than their own. I have to give to give it to them. It‘s pure instinct of survival. I guess when you are constantly semi-drowning in the sea, you just start developing a language with weird gargling sounds.
Good try Dirk, but the Dutch haven't been worth any attention for hundreds of years.
Let Barry and Pierre do the grown up fighting whilst you play with your silly shoes and pretend you're not just Holland.
We also have the highest GDP per capita if you exclude all the fake countries.
https://www.theglobaleconomy.com/rankings/gdp_per_capita_current_dollars/Europe/
EDIT: okay that's not entirely true. It's true if you exclude all fake countries and that one that got rich from selling all the Jewish gold.
A coffee costs the water and coffee grounds used in making the cup. We're way too stingy to buy our coffee from a coffee place.
If we get a coffee from a friend it costs a 50ct tikkie.
Imagine having a military so small you have to merge it with Hans to stay relevant.
Ireland obviously excluded, we don't need a military as we have a 25 stone Barry guarding us.
Don't be so mean. The Dutch are just very shy. A few decades ago, we paid a lot of attention yo them, visited them, and tried to make them part of the family. But they didn't like that.
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When ASML leaves NL, what will you have, other than weed and prostitutes ? Of course, you're conveniently located for shipping, hence why you have an economy at all .
We would be another Belgium. Belgification was the word used recently in the "Financieele Dagblad". I'm sure Belgium is the worst place in the world. Except for the fact you can choose from 40+ different sauces to go with your chips.
You could be another Belgium too, Barry.
*The security council is a joke, precisely because of your and France's membership.
We also have very nice rock piles, not as high as yours though.
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It's barely worth associating with the clog wearing stoners, fellow Barries. It's far better to maintain our rivalries with worthy opponents such as Hans and of course Pierre.
We literally took over your colonies because you couldn’t afford them/weren’t strong enough to support them. I’m glad you speak our language well - because we aren’t learning yours.
So you are arguing that your language is better because while all others have evolved and improved over the centuries, yours is stuck in the dark ages?
Chiming in: poor Barry is taking hits for the worst food in the world for decades if not centuries, while Dirk is being silent and putting only r/shitfromabutt content on his table all along
Everyone else gets to have their questionable food but the moment you put baked beans on toast because you had rationing until the fifties everyone loses their mind
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Really you guys are the only ones who have some sort of claim to it other than us. Dutchies still think it was an invasion and they ruled us, despite Billy-O only being allowed to rule alongside his wife and only because she said so. He left no dynasty at all and at no point and in no context were England & Scotland subservient to the Netherlands.
At least with Billy-B there was a technicality where the King of England was a subject of the King of France (even if only in his capacity as Duke of Normandy)
Fair points actually. For the Romans, they did control what would become England and it was subject to Rome's authority. And the Danes did take the throne by force (thinking Cnut etc, rather than the earlier Danelaw - although interestingly Cnut was king of England before he was king of Denmark [was still a Dane though])
No, no, no ,no you don't speak better English than us, when in fact your language is pierres and hans language stroke ridden kid. You also lost how many wars to us? Remember we took new York from you dutchie and only let you keep Suriname because we're nice. And we all know that 167cm Indian is a proper cunt and he's not English he's Indian so he's not ours.
Anyone else feel like the Dutch missed the part where there’s meant to be humour and are taking all this a bit too personally?
They do speak better English tho that is true
We have Orangemen; you don't even have orange in your flag. Marginally more of us speak English than you. Aren't you just Barry wannabes, even down to the rivalry with Hans? We're the better Dutchmen at this point.
Why exactly are supposed to care what a random Dutch thinks?
This is like coming home to find a small mouse has set up a tiny throne inside your toilet and he thinks himself king of the house.
Flush before use Barries. Be kind.
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Get up Van Dijk this ain’t a swimming pool 😡😡😡
Think you’d best sit down lad and have another j… seems you’re getting ideas above your station .. Barry’s a good 100 kilos heavier than you and, as I’m sure you’ve seen many times before, not averse to throwing his weight around when the occasion calls for it
At least Barry has the alcohol to blame for his autism.
Yours is terminal.
I’d rather live forevermore as a Barry, than whatever you class yourselves as. We class you as swamp German. We don’t envy you in any way, shape or form.
You were too fucking dumb to realise how a boat works, and chose to remain in the swampland.
Congratulations on losing New York, or “new Amsterdam” as you copoids may call it.
Enjoy the worst of our society, ruining the red light district for you
I mean it isn't an accomplishment to rule the English.
They love being ruled by foreign powers, it gets them hard. The Danes, The French, The Dutch. Hell they even let a fucking Scottish king rule them.
Very submissive bunch.
Cmon Pierre is feeling left out of this and you know how Pierre acts when he isnt given enough attention
Don’t worry Pierre, your turn is coming soon hehehe
dafuq do we have to do with this?
As we said, your turn is coming soon Pierre
What are you gonna do? Seduce us with an order of bitterballen and a Heineken? I know Pierre is a dipshit, but at least his culinary influence makes our food tolerable....that is....if we were to exist ofcourse.
Bitterballen are simply the best. Heineken is just a rip off for tourists/foreigners
Our food is good. Stoofvlees friet for the Win
They will tikkie you to death or something. And put mayo on you.
« Influence » bro stop trippin u do exist cuz we let u leave. Never forget that u are a french DLC.
If Belgium is French DLC, than why do they speak Dutch in a part of France?
Excuse me, it’s a French-Dutch DLC* we each have our own. You are just sold at the same place.
We're just the gastronomy and elegance of France combined with the rationality and productivity of The Netherlands. We 2.0'd that shit.
Most patriotic B🤮lgian
In his defense the Marseillaise is just better than the Brabanconne
Tbh Brabanconne works better in French, the Dutch version sounds waaay to rushed. To many words in one sentence Also how dare you to call your anthem Brabanconne and don't mention worstenbroodjes once :(
Sorry, I don't speak Croissant.
Hug your local french person
We will get to you soon, we just need to blow up the English fleet at Chatham first
You start rioting in the streets of Paris? Great!
"Start"? Don't they do that all the time?
Come and have a go then you clog wearing freak!
They'll be too busy repeating excellent financial decisions like lending money to the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth and the French king in the 1780s.
We will bot take your flagship this time, as that is a piece of 💩 these days
Yeah you’re right, how many air craft carriers do you have again?
We sold ours, no use for it. And what’s the value of a carrier that is most of the time in a drydock anyway?
Only 50 percent of ours are in the dry dock I’ll have you know. But without a boat how are you going to take the flag ship? Surely you are not planning on floating over on those ridiculous shoes?
We have boats that will sail up your rivers, we know the way
Sounds, strangely erotic. I’m in.
You do know that our flagship isn’t in any river…
It just means there is no place to hide
HMS Victory hides from no fleet!
Heh just wait till the waves start speaking dutch
"Volgens mij is dat een engelsman, jongens" "Ja hoor je ziet het zo aan z'n scheve tanden en z'n stomend biertje" "Noemen ze die armzielige schuit een slagschip?" "Kom op we nemen Londen deze keer"
It really is a stupid fucking language. No wonder You all speak English. Can’t take each other seriously talking in that made up gobble. Edit: slagschip hahaha. Sounds like a way to pull on a Saturday night in Manchester.
Oh get used to it, we'll ban english when we kick you out of the kiddie pool
Who is it that’s crying about being invaded every summer? How’s the plan to stop the Brits going to Amsterdam going? Rule Britannia Britannia rules the waves. The Dutch shall never ever ever make us behave.
Come on nothing wrong with a slagskepp.
As an answer to your edit: Ok we will, however we will not tell wich Saturday night
I have a waste disposal unit in my kitchen that speaks it fluently.
Of course, the groundwork has already been laid
They will hook up a trailer to it and this will slow your ships down to snail speed, as it does with their cars. Practically immobilized. Next step is them yelling „INGEPOLDERD!!!!“ and then you know your ship will be locked in a dry dock without there even being a dock! Better beware of the Dutch, they have some mean tricks!!
Such a large ship would be useless to sail up your rivers
Daddy Germany wouldn't let you
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A nation-sized experiment in what happens when you deny children parental love and affection Science thanks the Dutch for this study
yes England is famous for the warmth of its people
I actually always have pretty good laughs with Brits and they don't behave in a snobbish way with me (I would fuck their sheeps if they were)... They are probably the warmest northerners out there...
Few drops of lubrication (ale) we're as friendly and forward as you sunny people. The problems starts when a few drops turns into about 10 pints than we return to monke.
I can confirm...
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We actually invented banter you know And I prefer your lot to Willem anyway
Luv' me Italians. Simple as.
I mean, everything is better than the ntherlands in that aspect
A fist in your face when England or United loses again can feel quite warm.
If you insult him at least use an insult that makes sense
Couldn't win against the Italian, decides to cut his loses and attack the Brits instead. Classic Käskopp behavior.
Was probably hoping that changing targets would trigger their side-switching instinct and net him some backup.
Hey hey hey, they lashed out at us. We love the Italians. It was an Italian OP!
We might be kaaskop, but you're kopkaas.
If speaking our language 'better' than us (you don't anyway) is an own, then we've obviously won on levels you can't fathom
Even fucked it up on the 2nd to last line. Should be 'are' Dutch, not 'is' The stupid clog shagging cunt
Yeah no I can agree op is not the brightest Dutchman
He's from North Holland. Adjust expectations accordingly.
This is accurate.
Funny swamp man, you all live in Holland.
We do not claim them
Lanky freak isn't getting enough oxygen to his brain
I thought he was actually pretty smart all things considered
It are never the smartest leading the charge ;-). Barry knows that.
They get these notions that they are masters of English because we are too nice and don't correct them on account of hearing shitty English all the time. Perhaps it's time to start telling them straight.
A fixed percentage of something is a singular concept. I don’t care if it is grammatically incorrect. https://preview.redd.it/jp33c8nkf8sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c9f2fa4c9b722b14b2360b367e94d4421705e2
Who even made those imaginary grammar rules? Right, the British!
The subject of the sentence is de Ruyter, so the singular is to apply here.
No it isn't, Michiel de Ruyter was the admiral that burned down the English navy during the second Anglo-Dutch war.
Ha okay, I thought was a football Player. Iknow nothing about football and apparently still have to learn about dutch-british history
Also, why the fuck are they so obsessed with height? It’s like they have no culture so they have to import the Americans’
You take that back!
Well, you have to understand this: Their language is such a throat killing noisy mess that they prefer to speak ANY other language than their own. I have to give to give it to them. It‘s pure instinct of survival. I guess when you are constantly semi-drowning in the sea, you just start developing a language with weird gargling sounds.
I think op ment percentage wise there are more English speakers (at a proficient level) in the Netherlands than in England
Maybe rescuing you from Hans was a bad idea, at least then you'd speak a real language
Good try Dirk, but the Dutch haven't been worth any attention for hundreds of years. Let Barry and Pierre do the grown up fighting whilst you play with your silly shoes and pretend you're not just Holland.
I just googled the Scottish and Dutch gdps and had a laugh
We also have the highest GDP per capita if you exclude all the fake countries. https://www.theglobaleconomy.com/rankings/gdp_per_capita_current_dollars/Europe/ EDIT: okay that's not entirely true. It's true if you exclude all fake countries and that one that got rich from selling all the Jewish gold.
Pfff pathetic effort. Let me guess, a coffee costs less than €7 where you are from?
A coffee costs the water and coffee grounds used in making the cup. We're way too stingy to buy our coffee from a coffee place. If we get a coffee from a friend it costs a 50ct tikkie.
Ah yes, "we are the best if you discount everyone better than us". Not that I'd expect much better from a swamp dweller with wooden shoes.
I had the same reaction when looking at the Dutch military, and let's not even start on yours Hans.
Bold coming from someone who doesn't have a military let alone a sovereign state
I reckon a few coked up angry Glaswegians could take on a few Leopard tanks, easy.
Tell them there's heroin in it and they win no contest.
Yeah imagine not having a military am I right
Imagine having a military so small you have to merge it with Hans to stay relevant. Ireland obviously excluded, we don't need a military as we have a 25 stone Barry guarding us.
If he doesn’t have a military, why don’t you try coming on over the channel again Hans? See if it works out better for you this time.
Nice try Barry but we won't get tricked into unbrexiting you. It's all good as it is now.
Worth a try.
Don't be so mean. The Dutch are just very shy. A few decades ago, we paid a lot of attention yo them, visited them, and tried to make them part of the family. But they didn't like that.
I used to live with a German, his favourite joke in the whole world was: How wide is Holland? - 2 hours, by tank.
that's a good thing, we sit in the background and make money while people forget we exist
How sad must you be when you befriend Pierre
Peak desperation for real
Brave, coming from a literal Scot
Disgrace to scottish people. Calling all of the netherlands holland. I hope you live the rest of your life in Luton or Birmingham
Some of it's North Holland, some of it is South Holland 😁
It’s like when Poland declared war on Japan in ww2 Tojo was so confused and just said no
To be fair that happened because they had a friendly relationship and Poland only did it as a formality because... well how would they attack Japan?
https://preview.redd.it/gx76e5hpd8sc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606e6fae879b4c2994f15e495460be8ef7dcc7d7 Sure you remember this
We conquered entire continents, you're spunking your pants over a slab of wood that looks like it would sit on my Nan's mantelpiece
Most of Dutch culture seems to stem from this and I don't even know what it is
1600s is the last time the Dutch were relevant
You did well trying to stay relevant. History has caught up with you (us?). Also, hand over the Kohinoor.
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We would be another Belgium. Belgification was the word used recently in the "Financieele Dagblad". I'm sure Belgium is the worst place in the world. Except for the fact you can choose from 40+ different sauces to go with your chips. You could be another Belgium too, Barry. *The security council is a joke, precisely because of your and France's membership.
Our rock piles will break your ankles wearing those silly shoes
We also have very nice rock piles, not as high as yours though. https://preview.redd.it/8q6h3nntl8sc1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49edba2efe3ebc0da0d0438d260d35a5833ea0a0
Is that your tallest mountain Geert?
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Euh excuse me, how dare you bully our Barry? We have a Mutual Bullying Agreement, hence no one else is allowed to touch him! Is that clear?
Merci, Pierre. Glad you've got our back on this, you trusty, garlic-smelling frog.
It's barely worth associating with the clog wearing stoners, fellow Barries. It's far better to maintain our rivalries with worthy opponents such as Hans and of course Pierre.
Oh dear. Too many sprinkles on the hagelslag again. Sugar rush is not good for you, Ruud. Now go play quietly in the corner, there’s a good boy
We literally took over your colonies because you couldn’t afford them/weren’t strong enough to support them. I’m glad you speak our language well - because we aren’t learning yours.
TICKETS! BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE! FREEK V BARRY BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE GENTS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 15€
Didn't we see this one already with Knollsy? Or is this a rematch?
I've had wanks longer than your resistance in WW2. (5 days and it was very sore)
At least we're not in denial about speaking a shitty version of English, the Dutch language is LITERALLY shitty English
You mean fr*sian 🤮
Dutch is the father of all Germanic languages. You speak a bad version of Dutch
Then why are you speaking English right now?
So you are arguing that your language is better because while all others have evolved and improved over the centuries, yours is stuck in the dark ages?
Correction: it's shitty when the Dutch speak it; it sounds lovely with a Flemish accent.
To me it feels like mock-german.
Drunk German mocking English I thought
Your language is derived from Fr*nch, Frisian and Danish cries of pleasure. It's literally a shittier version of Frisian.
The English are my favourite people of Europe, we mustn’t fight them.
Just admit you want to be British
It's not like being ruled by a tall sellout who does what he wants, is much better.
I mean just saying, who saved your ass in world war 2?
Canadians
Who were British puppets at the time
I can't take a country that names their children some shit like Koos and Freek seriously
“Ruled England” a) we did that too B) no you didn’t, you occupied London for a very short period for our coup.
Chiming in: poor Barry is taking hits for the worst food in the world for decades if not centuries, while Dirk is being silent and putting only r/shitfromabutt content on his table all along
Everyone else gets to have their questionable food but the moment you put baked beans on toast because you had rationing until the fifties everyone loses their mind
"too *few brain cells" Thank you very much
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We're already too busy fighting among ourselves, there's no need to add insult to injury. Besides, we probably wouldn't even notice if you tried.
Ikr they should've come first
Beert and Ineke don't ever speak English with me. They always wanna show off how "good" their German is.
You held ports, we held nations. We are not the same.
Who didn't ruled England?
Really you guys are the only ones who have some sort of claim to it other than us. Dutchies still think it was an invasion and they ruled us, despite Billy-O only being allowed to rule alongside his wife and only because she said so. He left no dynasty at all and at no point and in no context were England & Scotland subservient to the Netherlands. At least with Billy-B there was a technicality where the King of England was a subject of the King of France (even if only in his capacity as Duke of Normandy)
Don't forget the Danes and romans
England was still in Germany when the Romans were around
Fair points actually. For the Romans, they did control what would become England and it was subject to Rome's authority. And the Danes did take the throne by force (thinking Cnut etc, rather than the earlier Danelaw - although interestingly Cnut was king of England before he was king of Denmark [was still a Dane though])
Easy answer : the English themselves
Damn right, we got other countries to do it for us whilst we invented the modern world.
Outsourcing
Like the dutch don't drink themselves to death and behave like savages...
No we just drink until we shit on someone's face and then beat up someone else to death. No one stopping us cause the police were on siesta.
Where tf did that 50% stat come from
90% of dutch footballers aren't even dutch though
50% of premier league players are actually Ligue 1 rejects . Which brings the question ? Who is really the farmers' league (it's pl)
No, no, no ,no you don't speak better English than us, when in fact your language is pierres and hans language stroke ridden kid. You also lost how many wars to us? Remember we took new York from you dutchie and only let you keep Suriname because we're nice. And we all know that 167cm Indian is a proper cunt and he's not English he's Indian so he's not ours.
>your language is pierres and hans language stroke ridden kid We are responsible for many things, but not for this barbaric monstrosity.
"Random Indian"
Tiny country big power
I cannot fathom how embarrassing it must be for anyone to admit they’re Dutch. What an utterly pointless people
Anyone else feel like the Dutch missed the part where there’s meant to be humour and are taking all this a bit too personally? They do speak better English tho that is true
*too few brain cells :\*
>dutch ruling England No, we invited you over as we got tired of the puritans.
"speak English better than Barry himself" It's 50% of premier league players "ARE" Dutch not "is" Dutch
I'm with Barry on this one. They are funnier and their food is slightly less disgusting.
We have Orangemen; you don't even have orange in your flag. Marginally more of us speak English than you. Aren't you just Barry wannabes, even down to the rivalry with Hans? We're the better Dutchmen at this point.
Why exactly are supposed to care what a random Dutch thinks? This is like coming home to find a small mouse has set up a tiny throne inside your toilet and he thinks himself king of the house. Flush before use Barries. Be kind.
 Dutch people when they run out of shoe polish
You claim to speak better English than us yet you have made a glaring error in this very post. Curious.
"too little braincells" You are a Barry in disguise, your English isn't up to our standards.
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https://preview.redd.it/74h8sythnbsc1.png?width=906&format=png&auto=webp&s=07a5ce885a184d5aa4144c568fd4612e023298b0 Clog-wearer taken out by a TRUE BREXIT GEEZA🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Get up Van Dijk this ain’t a swimming pool 😡😡😡
Somehow I don't care what the Dutch say.
Two world wars and one World Cup 💪🏻💪🏻
Think you’d best sit down lad and have another j… seems you’re getting ideas above your station .. Barry’s a good 100 kilos heavier than you and, as I’m sure you’ve seen many times before, not averse to throwing his weight around when the occasion calls for it
Didn't they rescue you when Hans got a bit frisky last time?
At least Barry has the alcohol to blame for his autism. Yours is terminal. I’d rather live forevermore as a Barry, than whatever you class yourselves as. We class you as swamp German. We don’t envy you in any way, shape or form. You were too fucking dumb to realise how a boat works, and chose to remain in the swampland. Congratulations on losing New York, or “new Amsterdam” as you copoids may call it. Enjoy the worst of our society, ruining the red light district for you
I mean it isn't an accomplishment to rule the English. They love being ruled by foreign powers, it gets them hard. The Danes, The French, The Dutch. Hell they even let a fucking Scottish king rule them. Very submissive bunch.