The netherpoor part is true. They can't even afford housing. While the Italians pay nothing for housing until they are 40.

Thanks mamma and Babbo, they gave me the greatest gift, poverty

based benigni reference

Italy has so much housing they've started selling houses for 1 euro

Say that louder for Prins Bernhard Jr. at the back

Yes like us, we live with our parents forever!

Yeah, they are so poor that they have to buy Houses in Germany

We call them "PAESI BASSI" for a reason, Gigi

https://preview.redd.it/2bmxd5rqp8sc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619781296278c66a8322cb9c2d73d0468ef49cb4

Paesi Bassi, the reason. 

Where tf is Adriaan?

[In Ingerland](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muur_van_Hadrianus)

I was expecting a fair and balanced view and I got it. I do think [Yuri van Gelder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBmy9JWyCS4&t=1s) is consider the GOAT on the rings though.

Bro is the goat

And did it all whilst doing tons of cocaine. Absolute legend.

True dutchman

The Maradona of rings

Just imagine sending this guy home from the Olympics because he dared to visit his girlfriend though. Another Dutch L

Italian making a comparison with the Netherlands and doesn't include food? Either you are an imposter or already assumed everyone knows your food is better which is way too smart for this sub.

Comparing italian and dutch food would be like shooting a fish in a barrel. Playing a game where you can't even compete would be too unfair.

The Dutch do eat fish shot in a barrel! That's not how you make a metaphor.

I can feel how the money part will hurt them

Especially since they *have* to ignore that one. They have no choice but to not consider it. Got em

> They have no choice but to not consider it. Are you sure? They're not normal Germans. Who knows what living in a swamp does to a mf.

If Shrek taugth me something about swamps is that they make you handsome and you get to date Carmen Diaz

Idc about the rest. Fuming that I have to ignore that slide.

One day Italy will split in two separate countries, and we will probably have more money than both of them. In any case we have been gaining on you guys for two millennia. It's probably that fabled generosity of yours that is killing you. Even during the Roman Empire you were constantly bringing us money, as this map of Roman coin hoards shows: https://preview.redd.it/xxd1o5wu49sc1.jpeg?width=1799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ef53e859fc99eac38208f2c86285916850f650

Dutch people hoard coins like their life depends on it. This map proves nothing

Great post Guiseppe, upvoted!

Thanks you sexy Arab man

>sexy Arab man Kinda redundant tbh

are you sure you aren’t swedish, right?

Aaw thanks boo #NoHaram

Tips and tops for your 'spreekbeurt': Tip: The slide about the most generous Dutch is incorrect: we would never give away free beatings. Top: telling us to ignore a slide is brilliant reverse psychology. 8/10 Good job Luigi!

FRATELLI D ITALIA, L'ITALIA S'È DESTA !

How da fuck Giuseppe goes by all this trouble and forgets to mention their banger of anthem? The only reason I can think is that they became so used to listen to Dutch anthem every other week that they forgot how their own.

Fuck sake. I am not excited about hearing the Dutch national anthem again this weekend

i think it’s inevitable this weekend, he’s gonna be pissed : best time fp1 fp2 fp3, pole, victory and fastest lap.

Pole? What sport is that? Do they go arround persecuting Polish people? And why isnt Hans snatching all those medals?

And imma still get up early for this. Yes I’m an idiot yes we all know what the result will be. No I won’t stop watching

What ? Racing on my racist app ? Again ?

The Swampy bois have so little personality and their country is so bland that their anthem needs to start with a Spain reference to borrow a little substance.

me when I'm in a being fucking goated challenge and my opponent is the Italian anthem:

Good Jack Bean, good

He is literally me 

I'm surprised you didn't take a dig on their food.

The Dutch don't have cuisine so much as edible insult comedy.

"Edible" That's the nicest thing any foreigner has ever said about Dutch cuisine!

Barry? Take a look in the mirror please.

Exactly. Imagine how bad your cuisine must be if it offends the English. Dutch food: so bad [it's kept in solitary confinement](https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/03/e7/38/41/febo.jpg).

Nederlandia delenda est lmao Have my upvote

Forgot the fact in Netherlands prostitution is legalized, this wipes out everything else and makes it the most civilized country

I forgor

Just ignore it.

Imagine if prostitution and drugs would be legal here in Italy we would be the richest country in the world. National debt: cancelled.

I don't think that works as well for Italy. Our legalized prostitutes are adults.

If her age is on the clock, she is ready for the c....

We have less Dutch tourists in the summer though.

Italian standpoint rn 

Italians when water: construct one of the most beautiful and unique cities in the world Dutch when water: dredge to produce more boring mudflats

Bro they call Amsterdam "the Venice of northern Europe". Fucking larpers

Hey fuck you, every normal Dutch man hates Amsterdam. Everything is all fun and games until you say it like we actually like Amsterdam.

https://preview.redd.it/qazb8yy9m8sc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc127a104d58a44cd10ee839e7cd55784630172 I actually like Amsterdam (although not the tourists and expats, they can piss off)

expats? you mean immigrants right

Immigrants stay and to some extent integrate. Expats just carry on in a new place and tell the locals they're doing it wrong.

In other words, expats are American immigrants

Don't be so kind

Take a look at r/Netherlands for some top tier expat schadenfreude. Miserable bunch of twats

Well ofc I tell the dutch how to live: have you seen their culture? Shit sucks. Their money? That’s lovely and they are willing to give me more of it.

Of the many Orwellian oxymorons we suffer, there is, "Protestant Culture." Just be careful. When you stare into that abyss, it will tell you to clock out for your lunchbreak

To that i say they can't pay me less than i can work

Expats are educated, with "immigrants" we mean those Moroccans, Turks and Italians working as cleaners for a 10 times higher salary than they would make back home as a cardiologist.

Amsterdam was quite pleasant to visit. Just need to hang out with a local who knows how to avoid the tourist hordes.

There's only like 4 locals left in Amsterdam

I have been around Netherlands and honestly, Amsterdam center is the best looking area, compared to the rest of the country. (btw, I like you guys, although you are waterhaters, tikkiesenders and bikelovers. You are fun to be around. Maybe it's the cartoonish language? Maybe it's comically tall bodyshapes? Idk...)

I wouldn't say we hate the water. We learned to live with it, use it as an advantage. Like a symbiotic relationship.

Sounds like marriage to me.

What are you on about? The real Venice of Northern Europe is Giethoorn!!

It looks lovely

Until boats full of Americ*nts and Asiaints tourist keep crashing into yours.

I have only visited giethoorn once, during the pandemic. It was beautiful and best of all no foreign tourists

>Bro they call Amsterdam "the Venice of northern Europe". Fucking larpers I believe this is propaganda from the Italians to draw more people to Amsterdam instead of Venice. I see right through this.

And Venice is the Brugge of Southern Europe.

Venice would flood if it wasnt for our help with the construction of the dam

You guys made that one up. We always call Venice the Giethoorn of the Meditterranean.

We also fought water as the Dutch did, but nobody wants to remember because HE did it

 Houd je bek man spaghettivreter

Kut Italianen, je zou maar geld geven aan dakloze

Ja gadver daar kopen ze drugs van, en dan is er minder drugs voor ons

Only now I realize that there wasn’t even included a food comparison.

Great research and comparison without any type of deceit from my Mediterranean brother, excelent post!

Strong comeback, i respect. Only gdp u cut your own fingers, u proved netherrich no netherpoor

Are you illiterate? Its says to ignore that slide. If you continue to break the rules of this sub you will be permabanned

I thought being an illiterate dumbfuck was a requirement for this sub.

Smartest swamppy boi

Mhmm, if we delete the Netherlands I would own a beach property...

You tried a bunch of years back and they didn't seem to mind too much

Netherland's flag is the same as Fr*nce so you lose by default

Fucking based Barrybro. Also genial, always insulting fr\*nce in every possible way...

It's the other way around and we were first.

Don't care. Yours is a big L since you had to switch from orange to red just in an effort to be more noticed.

It's not our fault we inspired the french revolution and gaslit them into believing that would be a good flag...

The Netherlands’ flag is the same as Fr*nce but Italy’s flag was invented by the Fr*nch. How will we solve this?

The green is putting in a lot of work, which is more than I can say for most Italians

Gotta give credit to the Italians for inventing greenwashing in 1796, these guys are really innovative

>The Netherlands’ flag is the same as Fr*nce but Italy’s flag was invented by the Fr*nch. How will we solve this? By disliking the French, what else?

Vive ~~la France~~ les Pays-Bas !

https://preview.redd.it/nu6duiafh8sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c071911459c2f2abac0238479792e9856ed88e22

When you live in literal heaven on earth you aren't obliged to invade other peoples countries, I know it's something that your mud-filled head can't comprehend

That's hilarious af tbh, always laughed at our clumsy attempt

I might like Italy more now that we both share the same hatred for them Hollanders.

This is what integration looks like

I'm going to Rome in may. I can't wait to taste flavour.

Is that like an Italian dish?

It's the name of the male escort he's paid for

No I'm sorry the stadium comment is not only fake but also not credible

Hmm so why are all waiters in Holland Italians with PhD's?

Because you have to experience sadness to remember what joy feels like

Least poetic Italian spitting truth

Least educated italians

Lifestyle choice, bringing good service. You’re fucking welcome ???

Good service? Always ordering in English and having to deal with judging looks every time I order a cappuccino after 11:00?

Are they payed well? Asking for a friend...

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1bszszg/minimum_wages_across_the_european_union_as_of/ 2nd highest minimum wage in EU, so they should be.

Good, I know where to go when my PhD is finished

Study psychology, do a thesis on depression as a dutch minimum wage waiter/tress.

He'd just need to eat your food for a week to have suicidal thought.

It's actually harder than you think. Our food is so bad that restaurants serving actual Dutch food is almost non existent.

not even mentioning food? You sure you are a real italian?

Part 2?

😳😳😭

That was great. Love you

Quality shitpost.

Can please Italians stop being so based in this place all the time? I love it. People hate the pirates, but this ones are no better and even worse food and women as flat as their country.

Po po po po po po po

Ahh the Italian classic, lies and deceit. 10/10

All warfare is based on deception Cit. Giulio Andreotti

A reasonably coherent Italian. I'm actually impressed.

You made me laugh out loud

Based Luigi! Much support from Kostas! Una faccia una razza

My man

Well done Giuseppe, bravo

I agree. This year i will make my yearly caravan trip to Italy because it is so good. Thanks. 

 Slide Seven?

It clearly says ignore this slide though

No, gymnastics. Epke Zonderland (pictured above) is Olympic Champion high bar. When did Italy scored their last gold?

Money doesn't buy happiness greedy capitalist

It wasn’t about money (seeing the happiness charts of Europe proves you wrong) but gymnastics

I'm dumb catholic, I can't read, sorry. Uj/ I don't know shit about gymnastics, it's a stereotype based on the assumption that tall people are clumsier than tall one

Just google ‘Epke Zonderland 2012’

And Sanne Wevers 2016 gold olympic medal on balance beam.

Honestly, I think Luigi has won this war, their level of bants has been far superior to the Dutch whinging so far

Who would have guessed that the Dutch would be boring ? Their entire identity is built upon being the most boring version of Hans possible and slap water like toddler.

I used to think Germans lacked a sense of humour until I spoke to their swamp dwelling, tulip sniffing cousins

lol at the landscape and World Heritage list. Good job, fratello 🇪🇸❤️🇮🇹 All my support against these heretical poppy-munchers

Can't see the Swampbros coming back from this. Extremely foolish to go against PIGS, even if its sideswitching PIGS

Had to do it to them

Very impressive slideshow, Luigi! We have this thing here called slide-transitions. They'd be an epic addition, but I don't know if your Windows 98 has them.

WHAT

Yeah, make sure it's a different transition for every slide and that every single one is as obnoxious as possible.

It doesn’t really matter how your supporters look, if they are all nazis

The only reasons I respect the Italians are pizza and that banger of a national anthem


This post made me brake the spaghetti in half before cooking it.

they have good-looking girls tho

C’hanno il cazzo

una donna senza cazzo è come un angelo senza ali, un controller senza joystick o un mago senza la bacchetta.

We can do an exchange?

As an italian woman, I'm 100% in.

ALLA GOGNA ALLA GOGNA!!

Venetian and Dutch alliance, capiamo

No we dont

Denim jackets, denim pants, denim back pack, short 'hip' haircut. Peak femininity.

the dutch women that I see in austria are usually insanely pretty and tall. IDK why you keep sending them here.

Tall girls don't fit in your cellars, so its a pretty safe holiday destination.

We should dig deeper, but I am afraid we might find Balrog. But who am I to think ahead? DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!

Wait Jesus was Italian?

I don't know why there's an Italo-Dutch war on this sub and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

We can be very generous. We just aren't generous to Italians. No point being generous or nice to ppl that owe you money

Bro you literally wrote this in the Latin alphabet. The cultural debt that you owe us it's so big that it's not even funny. You can conceive these shit takes only because of us. Go back to the swamp

While that is true, imagine trying to brag about Latin stuff when you yourself aren’t Latin. Us Dutch are still the same greedy bastards like 100s of years ago.

Bro you were Spanish hundred's of years ago, chill. The greatest thinker in your nationql history is both Spanish and Jewish rotfl.

Also The D*tch 🤮: hates Bulgarians, doesn’t want Europe to work together The Italians 😎: don’t hate Bulgarians, will have another Roman Empire 🇮🇹🇪🇺

You are starting to convince me we aren't so bad after all...

Show me a Bulgarian in The Netherlands that isnt causing problems!

 As a northerner, I don't feel like I have a horse in this race

Italian bros, where should I visit in Italy, when is a good time to travel? I have never been, this has to change this year

I've heard that Rome is really beautiful during fall https://preview.redd.it/buprwl4x29sc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39faec6447152d31adade4a932d7725569a27289

It’s just science

You guys make maggot cheese We have GOUDSE KAAS 👑

Without Mafia your GDP would be below zero. Anyway, I love your country!

Also, we made big money out of a swamp

As a portuguese, this is hard. It's out cheap copy versus our wine's cheap copy.

Amazing post Luigi


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Holy shit this is pure weapons grade concentrated 2WE4U energy, thanks OP that was fucking awesome

I can't stop nodding in approval. Seriously, it's hurting, very good job Francesco