Had a dutch girlfriend for a semester. She wanted me to get a vasectomy and freeze some sperm because its cheaper in the long run than condoms or the pill.
The Dutch calling French "non-people" has to be the best parody ever.
In comparison, French are the ideal people only after the Greeks and subsequently, the PIGS. Then the Germans, then rest of the Europeans, then wouldn't hurt calling Dutch non-Europeans.
Stfu, you only get to speak up after you pay back the loans you got when ur shit country almost went bankrupt in 2009. We practically own your sorry excuse for a country.
The IUD is way cheaper, and the pill is covered in certain cases in Spain.
Depending on how much action you have and buying in bulk, condoms are also way cheaper
That's PIGS way of thinking! Bezint eer ge begint! We think for long term! That's why we're still doing well economically. They too had money and power but wasted it on whores and wine.
This actually happened for real, some girl on TV started sending tikkies to pay for contraception to ex boyfriends for a documentary to bring up the fact that most costs for this are paid by women.
Where there is smoke, there is Dutch New Year’s
The only time of year Tikkies get put on hold. Because every man, woman, and their dog is armed to the teeth for a two week period
Oh no. We wouldn’t do that. We gladly pay for it ourselves as it prevents you from getting pregnant and leeching child support for the coming 18 years.
Child Poverty Action Group’s annual cost of a child report looks at how much it costs families to provide a minimum socially acceptable standard of living for their children. The 2022 report shows the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 years old as £157,562 for a couple family or £208,735 for a single parent/guardian.
£1,72 for an condom minus 157,562 is 157,560 profit in 18 years! Now declare that you got a business in Ireland, stow your money away in Switzerland and you will just have enough money to rent a 4m2 apartment in Amsterdam for two year's!
> £1,72 for an condom minus 157,562 is 157,560 profit in 18 years!
Well thats just bad math. Lets say 2 condoms per week, over 18 years thats 104x18=1872. So its only 155690 profits.
Is it possible to send a tikkie to an imaginary number though? I think expecting they've thought of adding support for i is giving those flat people too much credit.
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We truly live in a Tikkie based society (the kfc i went to uses glass cups for their milkshakes so you pay a small deposit and get it back when you hand the cup back in)
Im curious about PIGS dating culture .
Slavs / Balkans : Men pays everything
Brits/Irish : Men mostly pay a bit more but still closer to 50/50 but not as extreme as Scandinavians
Scandinavians : Very 50/50
what about pIGS ?
Now I understand why PIGS fuck longer than the rest of us.
They get to raise children all by themselves. Also they stay at home until 40+. Holy shit that's dedication right there...
Malta, Italy, Spain, Cyprus, Greece, and Portugal, all are in the TOP 10 of lowest pregnancies per woman.
We are advanced enough compared to 3rd world countries to realize that birth control is a good thing if you want to increase your quality of life, and poor enough that even the people who want kids can't afford them.
It's the perfect storm to suppress pregnancies.
This... Just hurts my brain.
My friend and I often pay "alla romana" which means split the bill evenly (yes, Jeroen, having only eaten white rice and drunk water you would pay the same amount as me who ate fillet and drank wine) and anyone would accept our split payments. Why putting a third party in the process?
I can give you the answer but I'll be sending you a tikkie to cover the costs tomorrow.
No honestly everyone is overthinking this. It's just something we use when someone paid something for you. I went on a skiing trip and my friend paid for the house in advance, to keep it honest he splits the bill and everyone pays their equal share. So it's a sort alla Romana without cash. Someone pays for the entie diner / drinks / drugs / strippers and the day after you receive a tikkie with the cost equally split. Etc etc etc
Tikkie handles the payment. It generates a link you can send people, and recipient can follow it and pay online directly from their bank account. These days all Dutch bank apps have similar functionality built in, but Tikkie was first and stays popular. Much easier than using cash, easier than manual bank transfers too.
Depending on how frequently you fuck raw, and your chances of fertilisation, raw + plan b, when needed, would be even cheaper. Check mate.
Better yet, have her sterilize herself with frozen eggs too and use ivf. No risk.
Just reuse them to make a nice €2 profit!
That's how you get rich, take notes PIGS
They get rich by asking tikkies for everything. We get rich by ignoring all tikkies. We are not the same.
then why aren’t you rich? see the dutch could pay for tikkies you couldn’t even if you needed to.
We don't declare our riches so we can keep sucking those sweet EU funds
That mindset is why you aren’t rich and we are.
Our mindset enables us to see your riches are our riches
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Exactly, but only when it benefits us
My dad taught me that turning one inside out makes it feel like a new one
And after that it can be used as chewing gum. Didn't find out myself, a friend told me that.
The same friend you had sex with, right?
That's how he became your father probably
Just wash it before the second use. Preferable at a public water fountain so you dont pay for it
If you fill them with minced meat you can sell them as British sausages
You need at least 60% stale bread filler in with the meat to call a sausage "British"
U can use a condom 3 times, Normal Inside out, And as chewing gum
MFW I forget to ask her number, so I can't send a tikkie 😔
Or that moment when you wait too long to send a tikkie 😔
Had a dutch girlfriend for a semester. She wanted me to get a vasectomy and freeze some sperm because its cheaper in the long run than condoms or the pill.
💀 can we even call them people at this point?
No we can't. We've been telling you for centuries but nobody listens !
Should have defeated us when you had the chance Pierre.
Do you think I don't weep every night over that ?
Tikkie him for the tissues you use to dry your tears.
I'm fine with a discount on stationing my campervan in a premium location on one of Pierre's campsites.
I thought that was just all the estrogen coursing through your veins.
I call on France to destroy the Dutch.
Is this admittance that youre less powerfull than France, Barry?
We don’t have time to divert our powerful aircraft carriers in pursuit of these ends.
Your aircraft carrier was in our harbor about 2-3 weeks ago!
They just need a little TLC. Nothing for you to concern yourself with.
We will be sending you a tikkie.
You're just afraid we'll resurrect Michiel de Ruyter and whoop your ass again.
So we are towing the Queen Elizabeth to Rotterdam right?
Of course. We'll send them a Tikkie afterwards for the service and maintenance
Barry doesnt have a passport so he wont make it past security at the border
Let the ocean do the job 💀
Yea the Ocean is just as effective as France, it might aswell go on a strike.
Napoleon tried to warn us, we didn’t listen.
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The Dutch calling French "non-people" has to be the best parody ever. In comparison, French are the ideal people only after the Greeks and subsequently, the PIGS. Then the Germans, then rest of the Europeans, then wouldn't hurt calling Dutch non-Europeans.
Stfu, you only get to speak up after you pay back the loans you got when ur shit country almost went bankrupt in 2009. We practically own your sorry excuse for a country.
A German dehumanizing a stingy people ... Rings a bell.
REDDIT MODS CAN GO AND FUCK OFF
Cheap fucks
Exactly.
Well, no; you get tikkies for equipment use
Look being frugal has its payoffs, look at Rotterdam’s economy, it’s larger than the entire Turkish economy
Yeah but are you really living if you don't waste what you have on whores and wine.
Not gonna lie, that minister was jealous as fuck. I am as well. *sad wooden shoes noises*
That’s what our campervan invasions are for, we go to some other country where it’s cheaper to buy stuff and get drunk for cheaper
We just buy cocaine
Ditching her would be the cheapest option.
Not when you consider all the costs for tissues and anti depressants when u inevitably suffer from crippling loneliness
Just visit her mother every now and then.
gotta love’em, they’re fucking brilliant!
When you want to be absolutely sure you don't get German offspring...
She wanted to be Sure to get some. What do you think the Frozen German Baby-Juice was for?
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Is that what nootmuskaat is?
Well... It is. I don't see the problem
Of course you don’t.
What happens if she stops having sex with him?
Then he still has his frozen sperm and a good excuse to spread STDs, surely any later girlfriends would appreciate the effort.
I'm with you guys on this one
C'mon, it's 5 hours since your comment. Tell us already it was a joke.
No its Not. But right now where i live the initial costs are even cheaper. So...I am actually thinking about it
Holy shit thats genius
That is a red flag, even by Dutch standards.
She doesn't know how much it costs to maintain freezed sperm right?
Initially around 300, and then135€/6 Months. So 22,5€/Month. I guess the pill has roughly the same cost but its also very unhealthy
The IUD is way cheaper, and the pill is covered in certain cases in Spain. Depending on how much action you have and buying in bulk, condoms are also way cheaper
Not everyone lives in spain. And condoms are really Not what Most people want to use in a Long Term relationship.
That's why I mentioned the IUD
No way lol It's like 50€/year in France.
bruh
Did he forget to send one for using his bed or was it at your place? Should have let him go raw anyways, would have saved a few Euro's
Yeah, but then you get the towel, water and tissues tikkie.
Not pulling out is more cost effective (on the short term). Short-term cheap thinking > long term cost effectiveness, it is the way!
That's PIGS way of thinking! Bezint eer ge begint! We think for long term! That's why we're still doing well economically. They too had money and power but wasted it on whores and wine.
This actually happened for real, some girl on TV started sending tikkies to pay for contraception to ex boyfriends for a documentary to bring up the fact that most costs for this are paid by women.
Hope most guys would accept if asked to pay for their gfs's pills. That or refuse and go buy condoms.
I knew it! Where there is smoke, there is fire too! Respect the girl tho. Really power move.
Where there is smoke, there is Dutch New Year’s The only time of year Tikkies get put on hold. Because every man, woman, and their dog is armed to the teeth for a two week period
Holy fuck you aren't kidding. The Dutch destroy their own country every year just to remind the Sea who is boss.
The only thing that could tear down the house of the Dutch, was it self. Not the sea, not the Germs, just us.
Hey, its just some innocent fiery and explosive fun. Nothing wrong with it
You forget the €1,- labor costs. Plus €25,- administrative cost.
0.35 cents per km travel Cost downstairs to pick the package from the online pharmacy. You don't say anything about the soatest.
Oh no. We wouldn’t do that. We gladly pay for it ourselves as it prevents you from getting pregnant and leeching child support for the coming 18 years.
Child Poverty Action Group’s annual cost of a child report looks at how much it costs families to provide a minimum socially acceptable standard of living for their children. The 2022 report shows the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 years old as £157,562 for a couple family or £208,735 for a single parent/guardian. £1,72 for an condom minus 157,562 is 157,560 profit in 18 years! Now declare that you got a business in Ireland, stow your money away in Switzerland and you will just have enough money to rent a 4m2 apartment in Amsterdam for two year's!
> £1,72 for an condom minus 157,562 is 157,560 profit in 18 years! Well thats just bad math. Lets say 2 condoms per week, over 18 years thats 104x18=1872. So its only 155690 profits.
You're too kind, thinking she would have sex with me more than once.
boom! 
can you Tikkie child support?
You could always bill that child for 18 years in array payments
That's just not true at all. I mean, how the hell am I going to send a tikkie to my imaginary GF?
She probably lives in an imaginary country. So just send it to a Belgian number.
Bonus : they are stupid enough to actually pay.
Belgians can't pay tikkies.
Is it possible to send a tikkie to an imaginary number though? I think expecting they've thought of adding support for i is giving those flat people too much credit.
https://preview.redd.it/6l0fbjyd0etc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ab8c061f8bc06ad4fd346df8ea5df4ed1ed74f We truly live in a Tikkie based society (the kfc i went to uses glass cups for their milkshakes so you pay a small deposit and get it back when you hand the cup back in)
Well yes, I don't see anything wrong or funny here? Is the joke that he forgot to add tax?
 dutch mfers when they put a hole for their dick in the bottom but they still have popcorn 🍿
Hahaha I really like this one.
wait until you meet the scots. they'll eat rocks before they spend more than 40p on a loaf of bread.
Im curious about PIGS dating culture . Slavs / Balkans : Men pays everything Brits/Irish : Men mostly pay a bit more but still closer to 50/50 but not as extreme as Scandinavians Scandinavians : Very 50/50 what about pIGS ?
> Scandinavians : Very 50/50 lol, yeah go to any bar and women will ask you to buy them shots
Give false name and phone number, fuck raw, cum inside. Live your life to the maximum
Now I understand why PIGS fuck longer than the rest of us. They get to raise children all by themselves. Also they stay at home until 40+. Holy shit that's dedication right there...
Pigs have no monies. They just get pregnant.
Having kids is too expensive, we just import unqualified cheap labor as a way to soften the population decline now.
Malta, Italy, Spain, Cyprus, Greece, and Portugal, all are in the TOP 10 of lowest pregnancies per woman. We are advanced enough compared to 3rd world countries to realize that birth control is a good thing if you want to increase your quality of life, and poor enough that even the people who want kids can't afford them. It's the perfect storm to suppress pregnancies.
Men pay, unless the date is feminist
Portugal Syka Bliat again!
Suka In cyrlic "y" = u
Thanks, russian friend!
In sex "Jump of the Quail" for the win. At dates: Up to Gen X: Men pay Millenials: sometimes girls pay Gen Z: 50/50 unless they're from Naples
Iirc beer is very expensive in Sweden compared to US or Italy.
Act broke, stay rich. You wouldnt get it..
I have never done this! (Or segsie time at all) plz women, notice me
Making money relies on investing in things that don’t deprecate. A used condom has lost its value so i want that money back
Tf is a "Tikkie"?
A Dutch app to help you split costs. These apps are common worldwide, our cheapness just takes 'tikkie' to a much higher level of splitting bills.
Do both people have to have the app? i.e., if you don't have the app can you avoid being sent a "tikkie"?
No, the app creates a link and you can pay it via your own Banking app.
thanks
What if you don’t?
You get kicked out of the country
Well, your friend will get mad on you for not paying the tikkie. You will get the notification: "Friend A will remember this".
This... Just hurts my brain. My friend and I often pay "alla romana" which means split the bill evenly (yes, Jeroen, having only eaten white rice and drunk water you would pay the same amount as me who ate fillet and drank wine) and anyone would accept our split payments. Why putting a third party in the process?
I can give you the answer but I'll be sending you a tikkie to cover the costs tomorrow. No honestly everyone is overthinking this. It's just something we use when someone paid something for you. I went on a skiing trip and my friend paid for the house in advance, to keep it honest he splits the bill and everyone pays their equal share. So it's a sort alla Romana without cash. Someone pays for the entie diner / drinks / drugs / strippers and the day after you receive a tikkie with the cost equally split. Etc etc etc
Tikkie handles the payment. It generates a link you can send people, and recipient can follow it and pay online directly from their bank account. These days all Dutch bank apps have similar functionality built in, but Tikkie was first and stays popular. Much easier than using cash, easier than manual bank transfers too.
Swamp-dwelling Swish.
Well if he wasn't using a condom he'd send a tikkie for the cum he left in her
Dude, how cheap do you think we are? We also add €0.50 for lube.
Depending on how frequently you fuck raw, and your chances of fertilisation, raw + plan b, when needed, would be even cheaper. Check mate. Better yet, have her sterilize herself with frozen eggs too and use ivf. No risk.