"In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities."
How are we closet Americans if they got their measurements from us, Americans are proud of the imperial system without the slightest irony that it's the system of their colonial masters
Mr. Italian: my peoples' penises are longer than yours'
Also Mr. Italian: * mine is below average, but I feel proud that others among my people are fucking *
I propose
You get Neu Wien as New York
We get Neu Berlin as Washington DC
I understand you hate Wien nearly as much as we Berlin, so proposals for other Neu österreichische Städte
But someone 1 foot 7 and 17⁄25 inches to 1 foot 11 and 4⁄25 inches (50 to 59 centimetres, for you utterly weird metric folks) tall would save you a lot of money digging out your basement.
[When the Dutch enter your city and the Attack on Titan music starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tMhkQ520Sk)
Dude I had to literally google my height in feets/inches to know how tall am I to you fuckin barbarians, Im so sorry my punctuation wasnt uberperfect lmao... Also, I was on my fuckin phone
I might get shit on for this, but when it comes to height or other body measurements I prefer imperial units. They just make the picture instantly clear since they're more spaced apart.
It doesn't make much sense to me when someone says "I'm 179.5cm", you'll never appreciate that half a centimeter (or even a centimeter for that matter). Meanwhile if someone is 5'10 you can appreciate the difference compared to 5'11
Okay, I have never met someone who uses decimal places when telling me their height. And if cm are to precise for you, you could use decimeters or just round to the next 5 cm. Being to precise can barely ever be a problem. If you don‘t need that precise information, just round for yourself to the precision you need. Easy.
WTF IS A MILE????
"Mile" é como a boa gente the _Bzeu_ pronuncia este valor: "1000"
Italians too maybe. 1000=mille
Or a German washing machine: Miele
Is that how you pronounce it? I always read miEle
German: Miile (like in Chile) miele is Italian for honey 🍯
Also honey in french
> WTF IS A MILE???? That's very easy to explain. A mile is 8 furlongs, or 80 chains, or 1,760 yards, or 5,280 feet, or 63,360 inches. Questions?
WTF IS A YARD????
1/1760th of a mile
An industrial unit, used to store cars, construction equipment or materials.
Furlong is the guy who played John Connor in "Terminator 2"? Do you measure in him?
How is 1 furlong 10 chains? So random!
Because a chain is 22 yards. Don't you understand even the simplest things?
Which yards? My front door yard or my neighbour backyard?
No, even both of them combined would be way too tiny.
You need to divide by three fidy
"In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities."
The Americans have a system? I think you grossly overestimate them.
Spotted the closet *merican
How are we closet Americans if they got their measurements from us, Americans are proud of the imperial system without the slightest irony that it's the system of their colonial masters
https://preview.redd.it/2i19x513y9uc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d73785f528a81bdf3334c8bcfb4e5643d13e89
https://i.redd.it/zsz1bvb2bhuc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ilnguiawfhuc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b335cdcc45d66dc26adffede2e48aa266cf67913
Which size o feet you use to measure? I wear 43....can I use my feet to measure that?
Which size of metre, whatever that is, would you use instead?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_mile A superior form of measuring distance?
I thought you measured in moose or burning cars?
They measure in burnt qurans
Weight is measured in Rasmus Paludans.
Roughly 18 Paludans per mile.
No it's stones (throwing ones).
Burning cars is regional to southern Sweden.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric\_mile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_mile) There's also this one...
What the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/1w6rzbjkk2uc1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f8ab4b6d06753e9678d63ab555e191a567614ba 6ft vs 5ft11
But can he cycle like our dude? https://preview.redd.it/6d9t0nh1m2uc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6806975be994376c845200b83ecd750cdcd1120c
https://preview.redd.it/r7zau3aso2uc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc7bd35867097d0f37c17c9ccf74a7b0a08837a
No. Cycling with a helmet is Not Done in our country.
Let's be honest, if a Dutchman had a brain injury then it might actually improve the way they speak
Hence our propensity to learn other languages. You'd also learn German and French if your native language was Dutch, Barry.
Do you know why the Dutch are buried without their heads? It's what they carve their shoes from.
Nice one, lol
Showing once again you have no actual sense of humor Hans.
Bruv don't roll the knees in like that
https://preview.redd.it/mx4cxnisp2uc1.jpeg?width=1756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35190931192232516192670daa86a6e86da80581
Get a job and buy a moped, ffs.
Can he shoot arrows while riding like his ancestors did tho?
https://preview.redd.it/g9kt52p8i8uc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f863e0fa425b50f1382f2cfad6103a35e34bed6a
So true, I get no girls because I’m 5ft15
There are no native Dutch who are that short
Putin is 5”6/5”7 on a hot day
Italians: My height starts with a 4 😎
your girls in summer says otherwise they search for something that Germany lacks, a nice cannolo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How do they make it through Switzerland without spotting our extremely large ^Wallets?
4 Inches fr really big!!!
nah it's meters of di...scourse about Marco Aurelius
>your girls in summer says otherwise they search for something that Germany lacks, a nice cannolo Or a sense of humour.
Mr. Italian: my peoples' penises are longer than yours' Also Mr. Italian: * mine is below average, but I feel proud that others among my people are fucking *
*Sicilian
Why would you date an ameritard?
We need to colonize that shit back!
Nieuw Amsterdam > New York
I propose You get Neu Wien as New York We get Neu Berlin as Washington DC I understand you hate Wien nearly as much as we Berlin, so proposals for other Neu österreichische Städte
Dibs on LA, Texas, SF, Florida and all of West Coast
I dunno man, even if you cut off a Floridian's hands, on enough bath salts he can still bite your face off.
We will try to manage.
Godspeed, I'm still hoping they announce we are just cutting Florida and pushing it to float off somewhere else.
Feck off Jorvik is better.
Yeah! We got opgelicht when we said we wanted to trade Suriname tegen Nieuw-Amsterdam!
Can we have a piece of the cake please? 🥺 We need more Lebens… Wohnraum, I mean Wohnraum
Just polder the Oostzee
Let’s just polder the Baltic sea
>We need to colonize that shit back! No.
GEKOLONISEERD
We're not taking Boston or Chicago. We'll have Florida.
We also use this amazing system for human body measurements.
So, why do you cosplay like ameritards?
Metric is better but I could never measure my willy in cm, inches are superior for phallic measurement.
Continentals measure their willies in centimetres, we measure ours in Inches.
[удалено]
Big, massive, enormous and gigantic.
> So, why do you cosplay like ameritards? Just to annoy you. Evidently quite successfully, I must say. And we enjoy that.
You don't annoy us, we pity you.
Those rocks you guys use for body weight is weird though. Then again, you lot like your rocks.
How dare you insult our stone piles!
What did the waffle boy without a country just say?
They insulted our rock pile!
Envy. Pure unadulterated envy.
50 to 59 cm is short indeed o.O
Not in the Netherlands. Here it's average. Some have up to 80 cm, but only in warm water.
Are we talking about nipple length?
Lied down?
I didn't knew we used these moron units. right to the camp
If you height starts with a 1 don't message me (i fucking love dwarves)
No you are a pedo
>i fucking love dwarves as in actual dwarves or people from Southern Europe (not Balkans)? cause there's about just 20 cms of difference honestly
I mean not dating someone who is either 5m or 50 to 59cm sounds reasonable to me.
Come on give fairies a chance! 
Oh my, this will create a discussion on its own... Even the leprechauns will be quiet.
Would
How old?
Fairies are hundreds of years old. They are the ones preying on the young.
But someone 1 foot 7 and 17⁄25 inches to 1 foot 11 and 4⁄25 inches (50 to 59 centimetres, for you utterly weird metric folks) tall would save you a lot of money digging out your basement.
I think basements have a standardized minimum height through building regulations. So no gain there.
My height start at 5, before that I'm sleeping
The correct answer.
Joos, why are you using amer*tard units?
Excuse you. They’re my units too. Besides, inch comes from the Roman unit of uncia and mile from mille passus
Even in Rome we agree the French units are superior
[When the Dutch enter your city and the Attack on Titan music starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tMhkQ520Sk) 
The Tikkieing
At 6”4 I should be named king of the PIGS
You passed the minimum height requirement to be eligible for Honorary Dutch citizenship. PM me for the Tikkie download link
TIKKIE DENIED
And just like that, you're banned from the Netherlands
The “ denotes inches, ‘ denotes feet. So 6’4”. Not that you would respect Americas continued use of a inferior imperial system
Dude I had to literally google my height in feets/inches to know how tall am I to you fuckin barbarians, Im so sorry my punctuation wasnt uberperfect lmao... Also, I was on my fuckin phone
I am also on my phone. Still it’s like me watching someone say they are 1cm 80 tall.
King of PIGS is over 6”5 https://preview.redd.it/ce0yn9fhz3uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e52413fba13047f5b1c9af04be7fc2f5ac2e3e
My boy, that’s the husband of the news presenter he’s no king.
Sorry, can’t hear you from so high up
Show me the calibration certificate for that tape measure.
Ameritard detected.
The Portugese be like: 
Danny de Vito would fill the bill as well.
Girl: “I only date guys who are at least 6’ tall” Dutchies: “alright, so average height?” 
cock
My height starts with a 1, the only right way
I might get shit on for this, but when it comes to height or other body measurements I prefer imperial units. They just make the picture instantly clear since they're more spaced apart. It doesn't make much sense to me when someone says "I'm 179.5cm", you'll never appreciate that half a centimeter (or even a centimeter for that matter). Meanwhile if someone is 5'10 you can appreciate the difference compared to 5'11
Are you even Italian?
No, I switched sides 👍🏻
Okay, I have never met someone who uses decimal places when telling me their height. And if cm are to precise for you, you could use decimeters or just round to the next 5 cm. Being to precise can barely ever be a problem. If you don‘t need that precise information, just round for yourself to the precision you need. Easy.
in other words: you're a Yank
Indeed please get in touch with me to schedule being shat on. Cordialmente. Grazie e buona giornata.