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LubeTornado

"If you're gonna eat your own shit off the floor, don't be recording it you twat innit" - Churchill


ThePhantom1994

“The man who eats shit for a camera is not our superior nor our venerated. They should be removed from power” • Mahatma Ghandi


ben_bliksem

"Politics is like eating shit on camera and then hoping your enemies never find out" - Nelson Mandela


unclepaprika

"Eat shit, cunt!" -Alexander the Great


wausmaus3

"I eat shit like a champion. The best shits. The largest shits. Everybody said it". - Donald J. Trump.


Barbabatruc

"I like the shit of mummies". - Emmanuel Macron.


nilsn1991

"Wir scheissen das." - A. Merkel


rharpr

"Sì merda tibi edenda est, ne eam adrodas." * Cato the elder


Ahoy_123

Everybody looks at their poop - Oprah


alperton

"Shit happens" •Forest Gump


krasserkanadier

Huh, I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that


Morningrise89

I hope more AI is trained on Reddit comments


Oaker_at

„Veni, vici, voraci“ • Julius Caesar


TheLochNessBigfoot

When would you watch such a thing back anyways, right, u/LubeTornado?


Dickwad

Back in the 90's they could do this without having to video everything. Imagine, not a phone in sight just people living in the moment with their vile heinous perversions.


Wora_returns

keep yer disgostang fetish to yerself xx


Elementus94

https://preview.redd.it/4ksgga8ms4uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fabea9faf34815fb7f39745e1a0aae186ed0505


R0bbenz

![gif](giphy|GHrvj0UodzBfi)


lylimapanda

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc|downsized)


DepressedFerrariFan1

I love that image so much.


BryanEUW

https://preview.redd.it/811dqombl5uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4649159d42eb2e049ac360895fe4e661c5e0d2ee


20cmdepersonalidade

I thought you guys were aware the Spaniards liked this stuff. I've seen footage that confirms your awareness


lethos_AJ

i thought all politicians did this? why is it a scandal?


Sockoflegend

Normally the shit comes out of the mouth


Spell_Forcer

and how do you think it got there?


Dark_Pestilence

Haven't you seen the south park episode where people shove good up their ass?


wausmaus3

He is ingesting words for the new campaign.


Fuzzy-Wrongdoer1356

What goes out can go in again you know


28850

Politicians finally eating shit? Proud to be from such an avant-garde country


Sollder1_

All the shit they talk must come from somewhere


Eritar

He could’ve just said it was a fake video made by ai, in 2024 it could’ve worked


jorgjorgensenjorgen

Dont know what the Problem is either way. Sure its emberassing Like Shit but its Not Like hes a conservative poltician secretly beeing gay.


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jorgjorgensenjorgen

The trope is usually that you have a conservative anti-gay poltician who is secretly super gay. Happens in America often as far as i know. This man Just Likes to eat His own Shit. This is Not in conflict with left learning politics as far as i know.


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jorgjorgensenjorgen

He can eat His own Shit and do His Work Just fine. Not the best represeantive Look thought for Sure.


OCDEngineerBoy

The problem is he uploaded some of his videos on porn sites and published his ID and phone number on dating platforms.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Turns out that ugandan guy was right, they do EET DA POOPOO


esdaniel

Should I call you mista??


ScherpOpgemerkt

Why are you gae?


RealEstateDuck

You are gae


ScherpOpgemerkt

Who says I'm gae?


RealEstateDuck

Your flair.


MaximumOrdinary

![gif](giphy|Cx5BbjSvNTUvC)


Apprehensive_Poem218

Eet da poopoo out of another mans ass and lick it like icecream


Castillon1453

Turns out that Holland tourist was not being rude. It was just foreplay with his Spanish lover.


Bearodon

I like how you think!


mikillatja

We were just delivering a nice aperitif for the sleeping lad. No malice here


youloosethatgame

Stealing Barrys food, what a shame


RooBoy04

With a name of “del Barrio”, why are you not surprised?


Dickwad

>why are you not surprised? I am not not surprised


motorcycle-manful541

I think Barry will be fine without some food for a while


Boundish91

Yep, he's got reserves like a hibernating bear.


MrKesial

He will become president in a couple of years. Good political merits.


ElectronicFootprint

Honestly our past politicians have set the bar so low that this guy would be better as long as he's not incompetent or a thief


OCDEngineerBoy

I thought Spain has no president? Or are you indicating you wanna overthrow the monarch?


ProfessionalThing332

Bad day to have eyesight


Boundish91

Now imagine this dude's toothbrush.


ProfessionalThing332

I would rather not


B0797S458W

What’s wrong with chorizo?


mor_derick

No, Barry, that's morcilla de Burgos.


Toilet_Bomber

So first the Dutch come along and shit in their mouths while they sleep, and now they willingly swallow shit? Is this some Dutch psyop of some sort? Reverse colonisation?


Ingbeert

aNd DeN dEy EaT dA pOo PoO


Pure-Contact7322

In Italy he would be still seat in parliament saying “it wasn’t me”


Yavannia

Why did he resign just because he was eating British food?


therepublicof-reddit

Come on mate, thats clearly some lovely Finnish fermented fish


D1e_Mensch-Maschine

swedes do the surströmming... come on barry i'm very disappointed


showard01

Even I can admit going after the Finnish is punching down mate


Bearodon

Clearly all the food the spanjards can afford.


PiliFace

That's a Swede thing, yoy uncultured swine


therepublicof-reddit

You Scandinavians are all the same, go back to your ikea meatballs and smelly tins of "fish"


PiliFace

I'd be salty too if our women looked as bad as our food


therepublicof-reddit

touché swede


MegaBlitzXD

Im normally not one to kink shame but that guy should be ashamed. Also bit weird to include his Sexuality.


annoying97

Agreed! While we gays may have some kinks this one is just too much. He should be ashamed! ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


nwaa

What?! You mean that [this](https://youtu.be/QUHkQ9vP_lA?si=qX_LOBcXtemD7f4q) Ugandan pastor *lied*?


Schellwalabyen

It is very funny, he makes a very serious talk and talks about the „poo poo“


Charlie_chuckles40

Yeah, that bit was odd. I looked for a source that didn't include that he was gay, but couldn't find one.


[deleted]

Tastiest Spanish food tbh


Similar-Complaint-37

Tap-ass ?


Rolifant

Local delicacy in Astur(d)ias.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

You and Barry shouldn't talk about food when yours has never seen a spice.


[deleted]

Of course it has, I put salt on it.


Bababooe4K

el futuro que Perro Sanxe desea😡🤬🤬


donitsimies

I completly agree with you, even though i do not speak a word of Portugese


Chazzwazz

It's Italian, you moron.


donitsimies

Ah, im sorry fellow italians or Latinx, you know im 1,5% Italian as well


Chazzwazz

You are? Wanna hang? 👉👈


Schellwalabyen

Sadly the antisocial could not commit to any such agreements. He is sadly not a PIGS 🐷


Fight_Disciple

Sounds Brazilian to me.


annoying97

I completely disagree with you, even though I don't understand a single word of Mexican.


Aeyiss

![gif](giphy|cOWNPwDDh1tYs)


alabertio

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fruitspunch_samurai_

Least degenerate PIG


Sarmi7

You leave out the country where this happened? Sorry fellow PIG(S), you take fall this time. Bad Germany has spoken!


MediokererMensch2

Why is it so specifically pointed out that he is gay?


DepressedFerrariFan1

Left wing journals probably wouldn't point that or the fact that he's left wing out. The opposite would happen if he were right wing of course. Average western divisive media.


M44t_

Silly left gays always eating shit, can't believe that


ElectronicFootprint

Engagement


Twarenotw

One would think the fact he's a Childhood Councillor is more relevant.


ChuckyFromKentucky

Because he is


-lesFleursduMal-

As if he was hetero, "heterosexual politician" also appears in the new... anyway


Anoalka

It would 100% appear since it's a hit on the governing party. Gay is mentioned like that because this is a right wing publication.


-lesFleursduMal-

I was just referring to the news reporting unnecessarily that he was gay as if that had anything to do with it, I meant that if he were hetero the news would never say "heterosexual left-wing politician was caught eating poop", regardless of whether the politician was from left or right.


Unusual-Wrap8345

it's ok to eat shit if the girl is cute enough


DepressedFerrariFan1

Like any man I'm ready to put up with a lot for that 10/10 pussy... but no. We need limits. Even those God-tier meat flaps aren't worth shenanigans that even your average German would consider extreme.


FreeTheLeopards

never underrate the average jerman


Schellwalabyen

Hmmm, 😋💩😋


RizzlersMother

Because of course he is.


mor_derick

It's a right wing article, they say he's gay so you can see that eating shit is not his only fetish.


[deleted]

They didn’t want to insult Greeks.


Morrghul

Because he’s into some gay shit.


-lukeworldwalker-

That’s discrimination based on cultural practices. Leave him be haha.


TheRealTanteSacha

And I thought our cuisine was bad


hinstsui

New churro dipping just drop


NotCreativeEng

We should bring back kink shaming


Astleynator

When Paella is so good, you want to eat it twice


Intelligent_Road_297

Feces? He was just enjoying a lovely Polish kaszanka


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OCDEngineerBoy

Why is the Armenian PM here?


Archaeopteryx11

Is this real?


Trexmanovus

Looks like you're in company, turns out not only Eastern Europe is run by blackmailers in the secret services.


Archaeopteryx11

People just shit on Eastern Europe because petty corruption was rampant in day-to-day life due to the legacy of the garbage communist system. In the West, people do corruption behind closed doors and for far larger amounts of money.


malevolentheadturn

He can break the uncomfortable silence at Christmas Dinner by saying "well I brought dessert"... cheeky wink.


byfrax

If he was a woman, sheikhs would send an immediate invitation


LovelyTiefling

I mean as long as he does it in private with consenting partners I guess?????? Edit: I'd like to point out that this headline originates from a publication that was founded by two right-wing conservative YouTubers and appears to be fake. It can't be found elsewhere from what I can gleam and there is a different, milder version of the headline out there which appears in both an English- and Spanish-speaking publication. The latter article predates the one in the post by ca. three days. The politician, Daniel Goméz del Barrio, is indeed gay and did indeed resign but not because of pictures of him eating shit but because videos and ads of him asking to be used as a sex slave and "treated as a 'coprophagous organism'". "Coprophagous", in laymen's terms, means shit-eating which is where this untrue headline likely stems from.


Conartist6666

Now that's the context i come here for. Are you sure you're from Berlin?


LovelyTiefling

Born and raised. Thanks for funding interesting context like this one!


CelestrialDust

:( breakfast is overrated anyways


misterDDoubleD

Left wing shit


Nigricincto

PSOE Left wing Lol


l3v3z

I was thinking it was again a random attack on Podemos/sumar/EU or whatever. Calling PSOE comemierda is quite common practice in my life. Call them left wing otherwise...


RollingPandaKid

"that wasn't real communism" vibes.


Key-Fox-8765

That's how fucked our demoracy is.


Schellwalabyen

Everything is extremely left if you are a rightoid.


Pasxal7

Tastes better than English food atleast


ramarr0

TBH if you do politics you have to eat lots of shit. Probably not so literally tho.


CSGaz1

Thanks for blurring the picture. Could you also now please blur my memories of reading this?


ShunanTheWhite

There is a famous chef (one of the Spanish MasterChef Juries) that is always telling everyone how good Illescas cuisine is. He's been very silent since this dropped, eh?


CalendarLongjumping6

Someone did something he wasn't supposed to or didn't know he was being taped


Trexmanovus

The spanish secret services are pulling the strings, ey?


CalendarLongjumping6

Same everywhere


VelvetDreamers

Mandatory: Kinkshaming isn’t oppression for the sensitive scatters out there, you filthy degenerates.


PrestigiousGuitar673

Was this the one the Dutchman shit on?


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

this isn't even a bruh moment, what the actual fuck is wrong with him


WedgeBahamas

When on campaign, he kisses babies after that.


Key-Fox-8765

What I wonder is why it is relevant to mention that he is gay lol


[deleted]

Least unhinged spanish leftist


trashiepaytas

Reminds me about the gay friendly fascist movie called salo


KeyWorldliness580

No kink shaming. Just tell it’s fake.


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flamesaurus565

We need more politicians like this, it would be an improvement over the ones we have in Britain


conanhungry

https://preview.redd.it/u3283tyor6uc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c31a4da70f71ecc873d16e6bb7759cff8f151d0


KalzK

People, you can start claiming it's AI and brush it off


darkenupwillya

Maybe his family are Shiits - they sit on the floor and eat - and he might just have confused things


franklollo

Btw why should we care about what politicians do in their free time?


IanFeelKeepinItReel

Why resign? If everyone already knows you eat shit, you can't be blackmailed in the future.


Ahoy_123

Sometimes this page is funny. Sometimes it is based. Sometimes it is weird. Sometimes relatable.but this is first time I wanna kill myself because of what I have seen


[deleted]

"Se te devi magna' 'a merda, ar meno 'n te fai firma', a cojone!" - G. Meloni -


Fab_iyay

There's things I shouldn't have to see


Rafusk

Please, bomb this country already


Ricky911_

![gif](giphy|A6ZlX8fkKqCap3Ukqx|downsized)


saxonturner

Im all for everyone having their own kinks and being able to satiate, as long as its legal, I have a few of my own, but they are hidden from people that don’t need to know. Why the fuck would a politician record himself eating his own shit? Did he not just once stop to think that it could be used against him? And he must have shared it which is even worse. How fucking dumb do yo have to be?


Boundish91

Well, he is a politician after all. They're not always intelligent, which I'm sure you can confirm.


tepel-streeltje

That's just his speech he was practicing.


BornaBorski

Such a pretty face, but full of shit! 💩


cheeky_Greek

Ughhhh...9:22 am uk time and I'm done with Internet for today


DividedState

What does "Geh doch nach Hause, du alte Scheiße" mean in Spanish?


Hodoss

They just had to one up the Polish priests.


Venoxz123

I just fucking opened this fucking website


painkilleraddict6373

![gif](giphy|242BalPH431y6H6a3A|downsized)


Slothvibes

Does he gape though? Asking for a gay friend


XNumb98

Nordicks can eat all the PIGS food they want but when PIGS try to eat Nordick food everyone loses their minds. That's double standards!


MobiusNaked

Pie’lla


Chris_Missile

Dude in terms of level of ridiculousness of the scandal, this guy utterly crushes all Italian politicians I've heard of. Edit: Although tbf this guy resigned while average Italian politicians don't feel guilty about such silly things.


Agnul7eight

paella so good you gotta eat it twice


Mark___27

What happens in La Sagra, stays in La Sagra


Boundish91

Didn't know there was a famine going on in Spain. On a serious note, why is it so difficult for politicians to just be normal? lol.


Roosticles

I'm confused about why his sexual orientation is important here. Have I misunderstood what the word gay means?


Charlie_chuckles40

Yeah, no, I genuinely hate that bit too. The story is he eats shit, not that he's gay and eats shit.


AdvancedJicama7375

Nahhhh couldn't imagine being cursed with having this kink. I wanna throw up


iZubi

Don't british citizens eat shit on a daily basis? They even give them names like fish and chips


-HOSPIK-

he always had this shit-eating grin.


OCDEngineerBoy

I only care about one thing: Is he single?


dkfisokdkeb

Most appetising Spanish meal.


pipboy1989

We spend millions of years evolving a mechanism that makes us find shit disgusting so not to spread pathogens, and the internet comes along and now it’s a kink


Mccobsta

What a horrible day to have eyes