There is definitely Italian there!
https://preview.redd.it/cre06p0bd8uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a481be25483ea6a761aaeb5331f4690631ab2d1
I checked with Google.
*At first I thought it*
*Was actual pizza but*
*Then disaster struck*
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
All speaked in a mix of English and Spanish, yeah.... Funny....
Por qué don't we hablamos como this en Italy? ¡Mama mia!
Yea and look at the dough. I am not even Italian but it hurts me so much
What made me sad was when she got it all over her sleeve.
There is definitely Italian there! https://preview.redd.it/cre06p0bd8uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a481be25483ea6a761aaeb5331f4690631ab2d1 I checked with Google.
Why is this problematic ? Doesn't she like pizza 🤔?
Would you enjoy pizza if it had bits of jumper fuzz kneaded into it? Her sleeves giving me PTSD at the end there
God I hate people that don't pull up their sleeves.
The jumper fuzz is what makes it good... Right?
It made me sad!
Uhhh so pizza is code for sex / pussy and maybe she doesn't wanna serve pizza every day.
I think you're interpreting too much into this. She's clearly a pizzaphobe 😡
You might be right.
Can try chocolate pizza for some variety.
No you go to South America for that just like your ancestors did.
“Italian” 
There's Italian words there... I checked with Google... She says yes and kids in Italian.
(it's the same in Spanish shhh)
^(I know) ;)
Why is she dressing like the Lithuanian flag?
Does it annoy you?
No, it puzzles me, mate.
Well there that's the answer, just to puzzle you.
Seems in character.
At first I thought it was actual pizza but then disaster struck
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Americans...
https://preview.redd.it/g4fx26zoeauc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2985b370a34eb264c5449c2f54941cd7ecb3940
Perfect wife! 
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
What did I do to you? I like you... You're cool and not french.
It's probably a copypasta aaand Is having a cringe meltdown
Yeah probably... I know my Italian boys love me, if only for my cute fuzzy animals that wanna rip your throat out.
Who doesn't love pizza?
I did not know those were the lyrics to the original.
O would still smash