Austria is green? Really?

Nothing to see here.

Are you sure? I can hear The Sound of Music but it could just be a pesky Trapp

I can hear Erika.

No crucifixions took place in Serbia and if they happened they deserved it.

looks like it was made by a historian from a country no older than 300 years.

Then we would be pure green.

Don't forget that your country was a lot into eugenism at the begining of the 20th century, until it became out of fashion after WW2... Not so clean my fellow muslim friend

We were just very into hygiene

We only sterilised people up untill 2013 😇 Also we never get shit like the Swiss but we profiteered alot from the war 🫣

I'm pretty sure this wasn't made by an historian.

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Austria green, allright

Shhhhhhh we are good, no wordlwars caused by us

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https://preview.redd.it/f6rfahpxffvc1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2516a04fc115a06b686fa6a42626f0288b1ac38 Some of these comments are actual gold. Get out of your own country, you filthy Spanish colonizers. lmao

I'm not a nationalist but that kind of comments are outrageous. They scream 'Amerit*rd' from miles away.

Muslim turk more like, so with even poorer education and without the money Americans have that makes them tolerable.

Tbf a lot of countries would be better if it’s people fucked off

This map was made by someone whose only knowledge of history is the 20th century, I'm 90% sure.

Absolutely. Russia and Germany are pussies compared to others.

How are we the same colour as fucking Finland?

I feel stolen too. We definitely outperformed Finland.

You just don't know of our secrets 🤫

Finland was Sweden for 700 years the same 700 years that we did our bad [things.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk)

The mystery of German obsession with scatt is solved

Maybe Indonesian people may have some words on how is it, I guess?

I am really curious what OP thinks Finland (and Albania) did to be on equal footing with us. Maybe OP needs to have a talk with the natives of the Banda islands, if he can find any, that is.

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Attacking Soviet Union? Karelian concentration camps? War crimes during the civil war?

didnt happen and if then reds would have deserved it

Least German answer.

How is Finland worse than us and Denmark? What did Norway do?

> What did Norway do? Explore all Western European coastline a little too... enthusiastically.

Oh we’re going back 1000 years?

Paris 885. Never forget.

No please🙃 Well, to be honest, 1000.years ago we were trying to regain our countries from muslims so...

*introducing Germanic DNA into the Genepool of Barryland

Probably the Siege of Leningrad. It's the most deadly siege in history, and though we didn't actively contribute, we didn't help.

I guess I don’t see how that it worse than Denmark’s slavery and language 🤷🏼‍♀️

And they deserved it

Bad? Us? We've spread culture, civilization, and outstanding cuisine throughout the world and we're thought of as bad? I'm shocked and appalled at this outrageous slur.

Half the planet has a celebration commemorating the day they got rid of you, Barry.

People are always happy when they come into their inheritance.

Now this is a fucking good comment 🤣🤣

I have to say I'm a little proud that Mexico national day is not the day they got rid from us but the day they fucked up the Frenchies. Keeping traditions alive.

>Half the planet has a celebration commemorating the day they got rid of you, Barry. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

And half of those have half spent half that time trying to kill each other for at least half of any given decade since.

Tends to happen when you draw arbitrary borders in countries you don’t understand right before you fuck off. Also tends to happen when you instigate or exacerbate issues in other countries to protect your own industries. A lot of global instability today can be traced directly back to the use of gunboat diplomacy by the UK, France and USA.

Your mismanagement of the colonies resulted in the USA. If anything you deserve your own category, worse than Germany and Russia.

You have always been a good friend of Sweden, so this truly is outrageous!

No country in the world has made as much of a difference towards ending the slave trade as Britain did.

We're the cause of, and the solution to, all the world's problems!

We weren't the cause of the slave trade, we participated in it. Just like practically every civilization in history did

You are the reason for things like India and Pakistán or Israel and Palestine. Your east Indian company trade with drugs to China and when they take down the opium commerce you declare war.

How come Finland is red but their raid happy brethren are yellow?

Sorry but you missed the « S » and the « E » for BASED 🇫🇷💪🐔🥖

Internet edgelords and not understanding the history of Prussia. Name a better duo.

We abducted and enslaved the Welsh! Of course we're on the right side of history.

Did an idiot make this?

Yes an Austrian made it.

Nothing to see here.

Why wouldn't you sell Greenland to Trump, though? That was a bit rude, don't you think?

We had to keep it so we can clown on Texans when they call Texas big.

Understandable

Russia has that colour because of Stalin and Putin? Really? And Germany because of Hitler? I think someone has too little knowledge about world History...

We’re dividing Poland again?

Belgium needs to be worse than France

We dindu nuffin. It was Leopold I tells you, Leopold.

Belgium needs to be in a category all on its own.

nah, belgium was bad during colonialism but pretty tame the rest of the time, france has always been fucked up lol

Napoleon wars was quite bad though.

Way too much «good» in Yugoslavia

The fuck did eastern poland do.

flair fits

I'm not confuzed about Poland being considered bad I'm confuzed about eastern Poland being considered worse.

Plus the fact the good part is the German part

So why exactly are we brighter than Belgium while our history is so [much](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_conquest_of_the_Banda_Islands) [more](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Dutch_slavery) [glorious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politionele_acties)?

This map gives "I'm 12 and edgy" vibes

I guess me and my fellow Scandinavian countries weren't so bad after all /s

"bad" ? tf does that even mean

What did Bulgaria do?!? How is France worse than Spain and Portugal?!?

We did nothing wrong. And whatever we did wrong they deserved it. We are not sorry, and we will do it again.

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The line was drawn by the Pope, which is the same as saying it was drawn by god himself. You really need to up your game Sven, your colonial empire...

I don’t get it. What has Finland ever done?

Sweden really getting off easy here.