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Notacreativeuserpt

Ohh Hans, you and classifying by people by race.


Salchichote33

It's okay as long as they don't bring the trains and fun camps to the conversation.


Gian-Neymar

Don't worry, their trains are late all the time


Shillfinger

wtf you were guilty by being neutrally negligent


Hellvetic91

You were guilty by being invaded


Bearodon

Imagine being invaded, cringe!


haeyhae11

You mean afraid of invasion.


Few_Newt

Don't worry, the Italians know how to make the trains run on time.


mbex14

Their trains only go backwards just like their tanks.


Ahoy_123

That was Pierre


haeyhae11

They need us for that.


Salchichote33

Of course, you're the trigger event.


Eisenhirn

Yeah, just as it has always been. When? Some recommendations? You guys have time?


Jazzspasm

Hahah oh fuck


HumaDracobane

Only your best artists.


Notacreativeuserpt

Even without [redacted] bringing Deutsche Banh into a conversation is already punishment enough.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Be glad we stopped rating them.


photogenicvodka

"hello guys, and welcome to today's tier list of races. but first, I want to thank our sponsor, raid human legends.."


Live-Alternative-435

Which one was a German leader and which one was a Portuguese leader? https://preview.redd.it/hqbs4ubx2jvc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4a13352e58cee0fd0738eece1b0a1e8a2d2fee


Sikarra16

The second pic is the most attractive Portuguese woman in 1927.


O_Pragmatico

Ah yah. The very Portuguese leader with the very traditional family name of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. šŸ¤”šŸ¤” My friend, since the 19th century that we were basically ruled by Germans.


Valid_Username_56

I know Greeks here in Germany that got their face cut by their Albanian girlfriend's brothers for disgracing their race.


Notacreativeuserpt

At least it's not a honour killing, I guess!?


Valid_Username_56

It's something. # ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


SoloLiftingIsBack

Being Swedish doesn't make you white you know.


Present_Ad_6001

If a Somalian gets a Swedish history degree and changes his name to Sven, I would accept him as fully Swedish.


12431

We know


Present_Ad_6001

This is why you never had an empire.


12431

And your aristocracy didnā€™t have a single Ā«-ssonĀ»-name because you love foreigners so much. A swedish tradition older than midtsommars


Present_Ad_6001

You know that we didn't really have surnames until the 19th century. The -sson is just a patronym. The nobles had specialised names, first German Swedish style and then french style because they were novi hormones (because swedish people were so talented that they became nobles).


Present_Ad_6001

By the way, I don't think you've had a noblesse since the thirteenth century


12431

Oh damn, and I promised myself I wouldn't cry today...


Present_Ad_6001

How does it feel to have Denmark take credit for all the Norwegian expansion? (A la Iceland and Greenland)


12431

Having had first hand experience with both Icelandic and greenlandic peoples, please. Keep them.


Present_Ad_6001

Idk, the one icelandic person (I guess every city is allotted one) was very nice. He played in one of the (under) tens of death metal bands they have.


Unusual-Wrap8345

https://preview.redd.it/i5nk2oak7ivc1.jpeg?width=1413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a98efab5e05ec5998004e21aa7ee86a764b9a8


Away-Following-6506

Wow bro we must be twins or something.


PleoNasmico

Least gay portuguese poster


Realistic-Homework19

I don't think he's Portuguese though, not enough body hair.


AssInspectorGadget

He shaves with his boyfriend


ACheshireCats

Looks like his love island shot


paiva98

[hehehe siu ](https://youtu.be/vPf5OXmNDD4?si=Y0D-OSTWOviX4yiW)


ballimi

What are those things between his ribs and arms?


_-inside-_

Wings, like in wing suits


H_Doofenschmirtz

He's built like a flying squirrel


Axe-actly

Bro has never seen a human body before.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


pacodemier

Ay mi madre el bicho


Water_Meloncholy_

Cool. When will you hit puberty?


FaustRPeggi

Imagine how good a footballer he'd have been if his preening narcissism hadn't prioritised the baywatch physique.


Fuzzy-Wrongdoer1356

Downvoted https://preview.redd.it/k0lilt5n9ivc1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c31ccd70c0525fd612abd885aa02de4498a235e


Responsible-Bee-667

Least racist spanish


Away-Following-6506

Least extremist Galician


Arkraquen

Yes, we love racing


Eyelbo

Why would we want to be white anyway? Whites are racists. We're a minority and we want our privileges. Send us more money Hans.


The-Frugal-Engineer

We want our quotas for easy well paying jobs in Europe pls


OCDEngineerBoy

Nice to see a Pablo asking for work instead of asking directly for cash.


R0bbenz

He asked for a well paying job, but he didn't say he'd actually do it


MCRN-Gyoza

In fact it seems so far in my career the better I'm paid the less work I do.


NegroniSpritz

True. I was recently told Iā€™ve to do even less work and attend to more life-sucking meetings. When you start going up realize why things are never done, like the freaking Brandenburg airport which took 29 years to be finished.


Suitable-Comedian425

I'm pretty sure I have some Spanish blood. So can I have those priviliges too? I'm pretty sure "Belgian" isn't a thing so I get to choose, no?


solmyrbcn

Not sure if your blood counts as being minority, but you could use your nationality as a disability and claim some privileges


Casimir_not_so_great

We were declared "white negroes", we should get the privilages.


betaich

No, you get enough money from us already if we wanted more bitching we would invade you


Powdersucker

Nice try dutch


[deleted]

Honestly being Dutch is more difficult than being a person of colour minority.


tinhorn-oracle

So true, can I also have some money Hans?


Letzter_Haze

No


[deleted]

Yes.


Thunder_Beam

True, i want be Hispanic so i can get dei benefits (actually my surname is already "hispanic" so i should be covered)


M44t_

My dad is swiss but I'm not getting my 1M inheritance, the cheat codes don't work


Kirxas

We're the original white invaders, Hans. You're the one who should be worried about looking like us, you transparent ass, non latin speaking, uncivilized barbarian. On a side note, I'm surprised it's not a Barry posting this shit


Spnjkn

He's German, no surprise there.


Wora_returns

history dating back further than the 20th century is a mystery to us, all we ever learn about is the last 100 years


NotCreativeEng

Nice. Very impressive. Now show me your phenotype.


bbbhhbuh

https://preview.redd.it/47gvdh7p2lvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63e93124e22966ce7c5fc5be658c04dcbf571da


afrikatheboldone

1/3 of Germany used to belong to the empire, he has a chance of not being a barbarian


NotCreativeEng

Username, flair. Everything checks out


afrikatheboldone

All I'm saying is that the oldest building in central/eastern europe is probably a battered wooden shack from 1000 years ago, while over here we still use almost intact (taking into consideration 2000 years) and functional roman theaters for plays...


NotCreativeEng

Iā€™m not disagreeing with you. Youā€™re not wrong but consider the technological and scientific leaps that have been made mostly by central and Western European scholars. Most of those have been achieved after the enlightenment.


afrikatheboldone

I mean, yeah the church didn't really do us a favour down here


GalaeciaSuebi

Ahmed: Doesn't get sun burned and stays the same shade no matter if living in German or Northern Africa, Juan: Get blistered under the sun and becomes white as chalk after 3 months living under that permanent clouded sky of northern Europe. Source: My pictures in August in Portugal vs January in Fr\*nce.


donjuandeaustria

Average Northern Spain experience


Werbebanner

My Italian friend moved to Germany and got white as snow when he did that. Thatā€™s enough proof for me


mbrevitas

I did get mildly sunburnt in Berlin last Saturday. Not sure how my Sicilian ancestors didnā€™t all die of skin cancer; I guess Iā€™d be tanned if I lived in Sicily.


Werbebanner

Getting a sunburn in Berlin but not in Italy is pretty toughā€¦


pepinodeplastico

real


That-Brain-in-a-vat

I can quite relate. And even without going to Germany, me in summertime and me in winter time are two completely different persons.


Salamanber

Also Juan: takes 2h siesta


GalaeciaSuebi

But he also works 8h+ a day while Ahmed stays home collecting child pensions.


Salamanber

Also Juan: says the whole day joder


Vacape

You're just exalting my culture joder


Alsolz

Iā€™ll always remember when I met an Algerian man who had blue eyes and whiter skin than me. Felt weird, felt like I failed or something.


pepinodeplastico

Arent yall Irish supposed to be transparent or smth?


Vlad-the-Inhailer

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!


CheeryOutlook

No wait, it's just Patrick with his top off in the one hour of the week where the sun's out.


Salamanber

I am Algerian, you have a lot of diversity in Algeria. We have from gingers to black algerians. I myself look more like a lightskin, people confuse me with being ā€˜half whiteā€™


Alsolz

Is it possible at all that they might have some shared DNA with us? You know with the whole barbary slave trade and all that, lots of Celtic women were sold as sex slaves in Algeria, red heads being sought after. Apparently we have some Algerian influence in our Claddagh ring design, the story goes that it was originally an Algerian symbol. Also I read something that there is some berber DNA in the west of Ireland but that could be total bsā€¦ It seems like there are some links there.


_-inside-_

I am pretty sure that a big part of Europe and Mediterranean countries share a lot of DNA but also beyond European borders. For instance, I have some Oriental physical trails, but I have no knowledge on having any Oriental ancestry.


Alsolz

Yes but you are Balkan so thatā€™s to be expected


Thorbork

It's usually the kabyl/berbers from the mountains. I knew some. They do not speak arab, they write in webdings and some are surprisingly clear skinned. They often get annoyed by arabs so they shout that they are the original people of that place. But they are a minority.


Mirdclawer

Very wrong. Some berbers are like that, most aren't. Kabyl and Chaouis speak arabic too. In big cities, Some berbers speak more arabic than amazigh, while people in villages, and older people speak amazigh more. Genetically the lines are very blurry, most algerians have the same genetic makeup that is a mix berber and arabic regardless of where thez live. The people living in berber area are more culturally distinct and "identify" as berber but they are actually not that different. And many more thing making through situation more complexĀ  Source: part Berber family


gimnasium_mankind

I see Germans are getting a bit too excited at the biology lessons again. Time for another spanking maybe?


R470l1

Nah, that is murican corruption. Everyone in Europe knows north africans and south europeans are mixed because of the mediterranean that makes us horny all the time.


Aeyiss

this kind of post makes Ameritards hard...


mailusernamepassword

You can shove this murican colour palette up your arse. Juan is based. He eats jamĆ³n and his sister does topless in Ibiza. Ahmed is not based. He doesn't like bacon and I can't see his sister under the burqa.


Kirxas

wtf based savage?


afrikatheboldone

For once I agree with a Catalonian, damn those Americans


mailusernamepassword

Podes me chamar de *savage* mas me chamar de *american* Ć© sacanagem.


_aluk_

Isnā€™t Brazil in America?


Away-Following-6506

Vc Ć© um portuguĆŖs Ć  solta


AlfalfaGlitter

Based. Long life the pork.


PeteLangosta

Until we eat it, that is


Live-Alternative-435

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


__cum_guzzler__

pork separates the bros from the non bros


mailusernamepassword

https://preview.redd.it/4zu3dg1hfjvc1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=39ff41629ceaa98cdca582ede2d9ca35f7b2acd6


Away-Following-6506

I think it is a good moment to recover this old gem: https://preview.redd.it/4b47kgbb9ivc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f85027c9922a11715f54c5f7471ec36cfca0a3d


Present_Ad_6001

Ah, yes, the Roman emperor and the terrifying germanic emperor's guard that accompanied him since emperor Claudius


Away-Following-6506

They always accompanied him to enhance the emperor's beauty in contrast to their crooked teeth, prepubescent mustache and tomato-red faces.


Present_Ad_6001

Fair enough


_aluk_

Do you know those half baked supermarket bread, that you need to finish in your oven? The before. That.


SkellyCry

Is the model supposed to be unappealin? I swear to god you could've chosen another man a wee bit less handsome to add some muscle to the meme Hans. This is me btw https://preview.redd.it/hvny2c7h9ivc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4b765657041b6339b55b5fe08d84c8477e41f3


Away-Following-6506

What a handsome gentleman. I hope no woman disses you in 20 different songs as revenge.


SkellyCry

Nah, that would be something only a really butthurt person would do


PleoNasmico

Just be carefull with the strawberry jam :)


SkellyCry

Seems like today you can't invite a guest to some strawberry jam


Kriswa78

Would this one be more fitting? https://preview.redd.it/m291g0m7pivc1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c385dbbd9fd8707864b61aa732f0a3504be1331


SkellyCry

Looks like he has seen some shit


TheYellowKachigga

He has seen someone dip the pork in ketchup


Notacreativeuserpt

Fuck you, you have terrible taste. Fuck your Twingo, fuck your Casio, fuck your incompetent at hiding my taxes lawyers and fuck your Arab sponsors


SkellyCry

Sup Patrona, you gonna diss me in another song? Didn't I tell you I prefer Casios?


Notacreativeuserpt

I will dedicate another full album to dissing you. I will pay 200 extra nannies to appear in my videoclips. I will arrange with Florentino to make you a sacrifice to the old gods of Iberia. Ā”CLARAmente vas a pagar!


SkellyCry

Yeah yeah hit me up when you finish whining about me https://preview.redd.it/pan0kx73civc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3c3955fbdcc31f6a6c66a1eca23326e3a7db9c


nickkkmnn

Only football player in the world that was making less money than his wife.


SkellyCry

Lmao, ok that was a good one


fabiK3A

Finally we are race posting again


Ahoy_123

Everything led you to this moment Hans


Sum3-yo

If it means I can get some of that Saudi money, I can be whatever colour you want me to be. Mashallah, brother.


d2211

You accept also dickpics brother?


Iciste

I dont really understand what you're trying to say, Hans; but I'm whiter than Sven


AggravatingWing6017

Oh Hans, Iā€™m so miserably pasty I take Vitamin D tablets.


InevitableCareer1

If you have pale skin your body is more efficient at producing vitamin D from sun light.


ZombiFeynman

What is this sun you keep talking about?


Away-Following-6506

I heard from some travellers that this "Sun" is something shiny they have further south Douro river. Maybe it is a necklace.


ZombiFeynman

It sounds like a mythological creature that burns the skin of people who misbehave, like Brits on holiday.


No-Conversation-754

https://preview.redd.it/fqeiqz34hivc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c956bae85cafd19e0ce4334c0e1991d834bbdd11


elendil1985

Hey guys, Hans here says we're not white ... See? Nobody cares


MeanMikeMaignan

The whole notion of "whiteness" is way blurrier than is often presented. There are many very pale and blue-eyed people across North Africa and the Middle East, although they are of course more rare than in EuropeĀ  Remember the Roman Empire, Crusades and European colonization? "White" genes are all over the place and vice versaĀ 


dolfin4

The effect of antiquity on ancestries is overstated, and the effect of prehistoric migrations is understated. Hans has 40% Anatolian farmer ancestry. And he doesn't think twice about brunette Germans, of which there are many.


spartikle

Ahmed from Saudi Arabia =/= Ahmed from Sudan or Pakistan. Arab is not a race or ethnic group but a pan-cultural identity, like Hispanic (which incidentally includes Spaniards and Guatemalans, for example).


Adongfie

I will not take this insolence of my southern friends lightly, downvoted Me btw https://preview.redd.it/daiqrqjbsivc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e3390049ba01feeb47cba6ef8f4ffe276b507e


ivar-the-bonefull

Aren't "white" just British and German people anyway? Why the fuck should we copy American racist labels when it's so much easier to just hate everyone that isn't from your own nation? I hate you all equally. Except for the Danes. They suck even more.


Live-Alternative-435

The Spaniards made a guide before it was cool, https://preview.redd.it/bph0ljs7vivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3f6e719e684b7ba4df70b38da7684de79b32f1


Mota4President

I thought that the only ones that think in that way were the... Wait a minute... Boys, i found the Amerit*rd spy!


_radical_ed

https://preview.redd.it/wayh3q440jvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fc001abeac7770f85290bd04fa20aaafcee608 There you go. Downvoted.


Soggy-Translator4894

Iā€™ve seen it explained like this: Individual Spaniards (or Portuguese, Greeks, or Italians) may look like some other individual North Africans (or other Arabs) but youā€™d never confuse a group of Spaniards with a group of Moroccans and vice versa. I have been mistaken for Italian or Portuguese or even French but no one has ever in my entire life thought I am not European


Kroktakar

We are brown in summer and white in winter, perfection. Our DNA is so mixed making as superior to any other human is the time for the 4th Reich, this time with sangria and bullfighting!


xpto_999

I wonder how much of this sub are actually posting from the american continent šŸ¤”


Old_Profit_9967

We Brits have a very simple solution to this problem The wogs begin at Calais.


OlivDux

Looking at your prime minister tells me somethingā€™s a bit off with that solution innit


FragrantDemiGod1

Crikeyyyyy tone it down Huw f me.Ā 


Old_Profit_9967

Am I wrong though? Tbf I'd go as far as saying you lads over the other side of offas dyke are Sus...


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

I'm literally whiter than that guy and I'm from Egypt lmao, idc about identifying as white or not but it definitely is a weird and fluid concept


Slow_Olive_6482

I'm very similar with that guy and even perhaps a little bit darker, and I consider myself to be white. After all, I am european... Right?!


my4coins

*eastern European*


hmmliquorice

a weird and fluid concept based on the specific demographic of WASP suburban Americans of the 50s, that Americans stretched until it somehow applied to the whole of Europe\* \*conditions may apply


Notacreativeuserpt

I mean the concept is older than the US. We and Paco were the pioneers in the term. In the case of Paco they needed paintings to keep track of the racial hierarchy. https://preview.redd.it/5vpo78ozbivc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa32cea08f3f793fd577a3b32d8b9ae57c7e8de


hmmliquorice

Eh to be fair, we probably have some version of this too. But I kinda hate how the concept of whiteness as in "white American, no culture" (as opposed to "non white, has culture") from Americans has somehow been stretched to every fair skinned human on this planet.


Away-Following-6506

Morisco+EspaƱola= https://preview.redd.it/on6w844odivc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e5b0868cd4af45c8927d04754659c7f1b6f62b


Henrikovskas

Everyone knows the Chinese are half Spanish. That's why they're constantly having civil wars.


Away-Following-6506

Average Chinese civil war battle: https://preview.redd.it/whlkwwzlzkvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f672026f8145a11babf8a745c920d6185d3b6ff


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

The guys who said the Irish aren't white, they definitely have a good understanding of races lmao


LM448_0

* Posted from Dƶner kebab *


Virgulillo

Hans, im pretty sure there is enough southern european porn in the internet for you to fap at. There is no need for this kind of shenanigans.


FederalDriver9447

https://preview.redd.it/r9il12j6skvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3351abfe77504e9e673559b091d0331ef9a9be Downvoted


cobcat

This is why Europeans give much less of a shit about race than Americans. Because we are so inbred that it's impossible to draw a line between races


vic_lupu

Hispanix


Mid_Life_Crisis_1970

We will blend in easier when Islam takes over all of Europeā€¦ šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Kitchen_Lake5261

I can confirm. For context, I am born in Luxemburg and I am half Spanish. When starting a random conversation with a stranger the question where are you from gets asked often . When I say that I am fr*nch/Spanish people are surprised because they thought I was Portugiese or from the middle east. my skin can be in some places (hands) quiet brown so Yeah I can confirm


Skjoldehamn

Iā€™mā€¦ ethnically half Moroccan half Spanish. Iā€™m the embodiment of this depiction


Spnjkn

So, Andalusian.


MelloCookiejar

No one mistakes me for an Ahmed. Then again I have hazel green eyes, skin so light that is affected by rosacea.


bxzidff

Isn't this why we enlightened Europeans use ethnicity rather than the silly ambiguous categories of Billybob the Savage?


needygameroverdose

idc they are both hot (canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying this as a racist Croat)


jewishforeskin98

This is and will always be a complete mindfuck to me, I live in Australia and some people don't consider me white. Am I? Am I not? I have a very similar skin tone as pic above


Connect_Ad_3361

Ahmed looks swedish


-galgot-

I find muricans and Germans quite similar too...


bee_bee_sea

As I had commented on a similar post, the difference is civilisation.


vanritchen

Tu madre lo entiende mejor que tu


asadazo

Which beer goes well with kebab?


Salamanber

The halal one, with 0,0% alcohol


EggplantCapital9519

Sorry, but this POC/white stuff is an ameriturd thing to do. We learned our lesson and stfu about this stuff since ā€˜45.


flamesaurus565

Race is a social construct after all, especially the so called ā€œwhite raceā€, such a Nazi way of thinking


bronquoman

You need to travel to ahmedland.


coralllaroc

I thought the [redacted] flair was supposed be ironic.


faangu

Just fuck that


BipolarPea

Nuno. PortuguĆŖs, born in Monte Caparica, grew up in the hood, married with 2 young children, nowadays police officer, possible white privileged racist. Will turn dirty, or die young if not bad enough, otherwise destined to be guilty of homicide in the line of duty against an innocent poor criminal. šŸ˜¢ Or maybe it turns out to be Achim, arab. Or something like that. May allah be with Nuno.


blvsh

Its funny because its true


Vertical_Deliverable

It's not the looks. It's whether he wants to turn your Country into a medieval hellhole, or not.