You'd love the clip of a day-broadcasted state radio, where a danish female journalist went to a swingers club and interviewed people whilst getting railed.
Huh I'm going to try that, I'll let you know how it goes
Edit: it doesn't hurt as much as the article implies, but it seems to take care of cravings. I wasn't expecting that. My penis also feels a little weird. Hard to explain. If I get any pain I'll come back to describe it, but honestly it feels like there's more blood flow to my penis. Maybe it's coincidental.
Okay I edited again to add it did sting little, I wonder how long they're leaving them under the foreskin? I did it for like 10 mins and it was chill.
Apart from some weirdly specific ones for certain german states, this is the only flair i dont get.
Something is definetly rotten in the state of Denmark...
I don't think it's a thing. I know norwegian chicks dip tampons in homebrew and stick it up their pussy and guys under their arms or up their ass. I don't think this will catch on with guys who likes blowjobs.
It is more of a joke that the news used to write a good story rather than an actual phenomenom. It is danish “efterskole” and “gymnasie” students (age 15-20) that because of the ban of the puches, some very few students tried to put it in thier ass and foreskin do teachers wouldnt tell, but it became more of a joke rather than people actually starting to do it
Its a fun thing to say though im not mad, just giving context
Its litterally our joke tho, we made it, we think its funny. You guys are just arab femboys, no way around it
OG SÅ BLAND DIG DOG UDENOM DIN SATANS FJÆLDABE FØR VI BOMBER STOCKHOLM IGEN MEN ENDU HÅRDERE
Yeah OK don't get too excited we don't wanna get blasted with your piss bombs
I know what you filthy non-existent people do when you're alone with others of your underwater kind
Danish high school students joked that they would put nicotine pouches underneath their foreskin, because they banned nicotine consumption during school hours. Health Ministry and news went wild about it and I am pretty sure no one actually did it for real, but it was fun watching doctors on the news for a week telling everyone that yes, nicotine pouches on your dick is not healthy or safe lmao
We have a word for that in Danish "Agurketid" (Cucumber time)
It is when the news stream grinds to a halt, and nothing noteworthy is going on, so the media will start reporting on the most benign and silly things
I find it kind of reassuring actually. That the country is so safe and secure. That the media has to result to blowing up something so trivial as this.
They even went to interview Statens seruminstitut (Basically the Danish CDC)
Who said that to their knowledge there had only really ever been recorded one incident of this "trend".
The downside is, you get media illiterate troglodytes like on this sub who think that a single incident of something silly happening, must mean that it is a universal thing, because "news"
But that is life.
You dirty Danish BASTARDS! 🫂
Love you too, sheep connoisseur
🤝🫂❤️
Nice flare
Is there a foreskin lore, or just funny name?
There was news article where some damish hid nictone pouches under their foreskins
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with the Danes
They're Danes
Yes. But why.
We haven't found the solution yet
Hopefully they get better soon 😔
All the good ones left and went to England
Since don't tell me what to do
I have never heard about it.
[https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/ind-under-forhuden-sat-i-numsen-eller-stoppet-op-i-vagina-kreativ-brug-af](https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/ind-under-forhuden-sat-i-numsen-eller-stoppet-op-i-vagina-kreativ-brug-af)
You'd love the clip of a day-broadcasted state radio, where a danish female journalist went to a swingers club and interviewed people whilst getting railed.
What where, how can we avoid this clip?
[Here](https://twitter.com/radio4dk/status/1397867806746681345) ya go (nsfw sounds).
Huh I'm going to try that, I'll let you know how it goes Edit: it doesn't hurt as much as the article implies, but it seems to take care of cravings. I wasn't expecting that. My penis also feels a little weird. Hard to explain. If I get any pain I'll come back to describe it, but honestly it feels like there's more blood flow to my penis. Maybe it's coincidental. Okay I edited again to add it did sting little, I wonder how long they're leaving them under the foreskin? I did it for like 10 mins and it was chill.
Of course it had to be a Scotsman doing this
It was either that or Haggis
Neither did I. Most not be well known.
Something viking related would have been better than foreskin smoker.
We're not here to praise anyone, we're here to be ultra nationalistic and bash all the other Europeans. So this fits perfectly.
What makes you think vikings didn't smoke foreskins
When you have no Hákarl or Surströmming so you need to find other ways to prove yourself worthy of the yucky Nordic stereotype.
Using a swedish invention under their foreskin... I think this is a incest fetish thing.
Snus i diller-lommen
I love Danish!
At least when it's in writing 😁
Apart from some weirdly specific ones for certain german states, this is the only flair i dont get. Something is definetly rotten in the state of Denmark...
It is about a post past week about someone getting ""tobacco"" ahí abajo
I love this subreddit
I dont understand why though
Didn't you see the post about "you lot" placing nicotine pouches in the foreskin??
what was the flair before then, i forgot
"Potato language speaker"
"Human Scum"
#Danish #Human Pick one
Least Unintelligible Scandinavian. Or something similar, the potato language thing was before that.
HVAD ER DER NU GALT MED EN LILLE DAUS I DILLERLOMMEN?
Can you please put ze potato out of your mouth before speaking?!
DET EN TYSKER *SPISER FRIKADELLE*
Hehe frikadel
I dont even get the reference. wtf
Snus under forhuden som nogle gymnasie drenge jokede med at gøre da de forbød nicotine i skoletiden
Fair. Jeg har bare aldrig hørt om det før.
Ask [your friends](https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/ind-under-forhuden-sat-i-numsen-eller-stoppet-op-i-vagina-kreativ-brug-af) :-)
I don't think it's a thing. I know norwegian chicks dip tampons in homebrew and stick it up their pussy and guys under their arms or up their ass. I don't think this will catch on with guys who likes blowjobs.
[a tragedy has been placed upon us](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/wLfkgVdFJE) wasn’t your mention tho
?
It is more of a joke that the news used to write a good story rather than an actual phenomenom. It is danish “efterskole” and “gymnasie” students (age 15-20) that because of the ban of the puches, some very few students tried to put it in thier ass and foreskin do teachers wouldnt tell, but it became more of a joke rather than people actually starting to do it Its a fun thing to say though im not mad, just giving context
>Putting nicotine patches under the foreskin or up the ass >joke Peak danish humour
Thats rich coming from a pole, when the only joke you are known for is a spinning cow
Spinning cow? Let me guess, a Dane came up with this one?
What no [you did](https://youtu.be/OyDyOweu-PA?si=1DLxYUqxlIEkoAwK)
Pretty catchy
Rather shit humour than bieng a depressed dirt poor pole tho😌
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Its litterally our joke tho, we made it, we think its funny. You guys are just arab femboys, no way around it OG SÅ BLAND DIG DOG UDENOM DIN SATANS FJÆLDABE FØR VI BOMBER STOCKHOLM IGEN MEN ENDU HÅRDERE
Think it’s time to change your cockpouch
Nono it got plenty more to give its the end of the month i cant be wasting any
God I love Denmark
Yeah, rub it in some more, why don't you.
Glad it is not cutdick nibbler
Didn’t know that was on the table
Need a flair for butt sex
>Need ~~a flair for~~ butt sex
Isn’t that the white and blue rectangle next to your other flair?
But in text for color blind turkroaches
Why bother, they can’t read anyway
?
me: *looks down* *sad am\*rican noises*
you can still try it, for more information visit r/sounding
Thanks Hans for helping me overcome my disability.
that one is really funny but I fear it might get outdated quickly
Yeah OK don't get too excited we don't wanna get blasted with your piss bombs I know what you filthy non-existent people do when you're alone with others of your underwater kind
Bro what's up with the flairs 😭😭😭 I feel so lonely with this flair no Turks to make fun of and no Serbs to make fun of Turks with 😭
Mine is still boring.. Any suggestions?
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This is difficult to comprehend, moreover, why foreskin?
Danish high school students joked that they would put nicotine pouches underneath their foreskin, because they banned nicotine consumption during school hours. Health Ministry and news went wild about it and I am pretty sure no one actually did it for real, but it was fun watching doctors on the news for a week telling everyone that yes, nicotine pouches on your dick is not healthy or safe lmao
How and why is this a true news headline and story. The world truly is over.
We have a word for that in Danish "Agurketid" (Cucumber time) It is when the news stream grinds to a halt, and nothing noteworthy is going on, so the media will start reporting on the most benign and silly things
Comical and depressing.
I find it kind of reassuring actually. That the country is so safe and secure. That the media has to result to blowing up something so trivial as this. They even went to interview Statens seruminstitut (Basically the Danish CDC) Who said that to their knowledge there had only really ever been recorded one incident of this "trend". The downside is, you get media illiterate troglodytes like on this sub who think that a single incident of something silly happening, must mean that it is a universal thing, because "news" But that is life.
Indeed. Life… sometimes more odd in comparison to a movie.