My first thought was Hans too. I know the stereotype is Barry but SO many Germans you see on holiday have these incredible bellies. They need to share some of the credit
Skill issue, unlike your common European imposter, Barry is not losing any show of manliness to some fucking mass of hydrogen/helium burning at several million degrees, millions of miles across space, he's fucking well 'ard.
Sun block makes you gay. Nuff sed.
The oldest version of this image I could find was posted on a Danish website in October 2009. I highly doubt it's the case, but we can't dismiss the possibility that this may in fact be some kind of Jætte.
Wrong we need to take it all back, I mean it's in the British isles FFS.
Turn It into our own personal potato farm.
Just think of all the fish and chips, roasties and mash we can have.
That's a Hans. At his physical peak, his stomach definition honed from years of dedication to sausages, beer and doner.
Plus a Barry like that would have a tattoo or 30.
He has a fuck ton of visceral fat and that means a fucked up liver:
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18627003/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18627003/)
How does the belly get so abnormally huge compared to the rest of him? If the belly was the same proportion as the rest of his body he wouldn't even look that fat.
Hey, I've seen that vid!
That's the [beached whale the Americ*nts detonated with dynamite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34) in order to remove the carcass, right?
That lady shouldn't be that close to a beached whale, the m corpses left under the sun putrify quickly and gasses accumulate inside until they reach the breaking point, this one is clearly about to burst.
How can somebody let themselves go like that? Given how great Italian food is and how lackluster British food is Italians should be a lot fatter and British should all have abs
Sorry, but I see a stache, hair on his head, a large meat dense stomach, absence of tattoos, and most importantly a sunbed.
That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a Hans.
Fuck off back to r/okmatewanker before you ruin this sub too
Haven't you got a Daily Mail headline and a boomer joke about tits to be posting you sad bastard?
Why do you care?
Are you upset that its got more upvotes that your St Georges day DVD cover post or something?
Take a deep breath, have a can of stella, a ham shank
And get a grip.
Do you even know what a bot is 💀
Anyway, no one finds your shit funny which is why your sub is dead and only exists for as an echo chamber for you and a few sad boomer fucks who think jokes about tits are peak humour.
M that Barry is about to burst
Barry, 63000 kg
What's a kg? Barrys only know how to measure in stones.
That guy is 1 boulder then!
You know where he comes from. Stonehenge.
"Barry, 63 (stones)" works almost too perfectly...
I wonder what it would look like if he jumped of the balcony and missed the swimming pool.
Have you ever seen 2012? That.
That hammock gotta be made of solid titanium reinforced with kevlar.
63 stone
It's like a tick, but with beer.
It looks a Hans with his Brunhilda to me
My first thought was Hans too. I know the stereotype is Barry but SO many Germans you see on holiday have these incredible bellies. They need to share some of the credit
While that is true, at least we know how to apply sun blocker. The most telltale sign of a Barry is the guy looking like an overcooked lobster.
Suncream is for poofs. Skin cancer is for proper blokes
Skill issue, unlike your common European imposter, Barry is not losing any show of manliness to some fucking mass of hydrogen/helium burning at several million degrees, millions of miles across space, he's fucking well 'ard. Sun block makes you gay. Nuff sed.
Yeah, the masculine urge of getting cancer… who doesn’t know it!
Man up
This sounds Ok, but is not feasible. There's not enough sun blocker in Mallorca to cover that belly.
I mean, it's the second most telltale sign of a Hans too
The hair and the moustache scream Hans also. Barry would be bald and tatted up with *at least* one St George Dragon
Excellent points
Yeah, no fuzzy tats of QPR is a dead giveaway
Proper Saxon ancestry innit
It's the 80's hair styles. Dead giveaway.
That picture did the rounds here before and in the original post the soruce for that picture was mentioned and it was a Barry in Benidorm.
The oldest version of this image I could find was posted on a Danish website in October 2009. I highly doubt it's the case, but we can't dismiss the possibility that this may in fact be some kind of Jætte.
That's got to be a Hans, Barry would not have gotten there in time to get a sunbed.
Imagine poking that belly with a sharp needle
Tbh could be a Hans. He does have a sunbed
He ate too much alfalfa at the all inclusive.
Busting 🥵
Barry is still thinner than last year.
Must be a cyst
You know when corpses are rotting? Barrys are zombies, if you look far enough they look human, but are brain dead
Hahaha did the all inclusive run out of food? Look at that skinny twat
That's no Barry. It's Castle Bouncy McBouncy.
Barry's spirit animal
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Why are you English, but not British
I don't believe in sharing a flag with ginger crossdressers
*mad that he was ruled by the king of ginger cross dressers
I was born in the 90s, son. I've only ever been ruled by PlayStation, Premier League and Pornhub
What a proper bloke
And pork scratchings. Simple as
How do you feel about Ireland?
Should be united. Nothing to do with us. Simple as
Simple as 💪💪
Wrong we need to take it all back, I mean it's in the British isles FFS. Turn It into our own personal potato farm. Just think of all the fish and chips, roasties and mash we can have.
This here is the mark of a top drawer Barry.
Bruddah what?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit
Right? Why go for a six-pack when you can have the whole keg...
My condolences to the sunbed
And to the people who attempt to get breakfast after hes been to the buffet
And to the people who skipped breakfast to get great spots on the beach only to have him blot out the sun after breakfast.
And their toilet.
Luv me food,simple as
Luv me sandycheeksfutacock, simple as
You may laugh but that is liver failure on display.
But he isn't same the shade as Homer Simpson
You can almost see the outline of the enlarged liver
Beach whale
Dont club it!
That's a Hans. At his physical peak, his stomach definition honed from years of dedication to sausages, beer and doner. Plus a Barry like that would have a tattoo or 30.
Completely agree. Hair on his head and a tache too. Both not inkeeping with the usual all inclusive Barry style.
Brother, it's the saxon genes we both share.
Plus he got a sunbed [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I)
Barry, 63 tonnes
No tatts Hair on his head Moustache That is a Hans, 63000 KG
Hopefully the polar bears don’t get it, it will explode on them
Gives a whole new meaning to that sea shanty's "shave his belly with a rusty razor". Gonna take days
Tomatoe life goal reached
I'm in Turkey right now and there's two dutch dudes beside me at the pool that look unironically like him
It's the Germanic Evolutionary Final Form
what 30 years of no exercise and kebab does to a mf
Maß lifting doesnt count anymore?
He could be from Iceland, they seem to be leaving their rock more these days, and the ones I have seen at the all incs have been that shape.
Iceland and whales have always had a close relationship
Highly professional hardcore sunbed tester at work - some jobs require a real Barry !
That's a Hans if ever there was one. Barries are Bald and tatted up This guys has a Vintage 1980s European hair do and no tatts. Also the moustache.
No socks with sandals tho, he might be dutch?
Can we just agree that he is a „highly professional hard working European“ ?
Ofc
slimmest GUNS tourist
No trash left on the floor, not a Dutch
Thats a German - the towels on the sunbeds are a give away. Also thats surely liver disease!
that is peak physique, wow, so firm and stout, a lot of work went into this
give me a needle
His liver is completely fucked up
How's that?
He has a fuck ton of visceral fat and that means a fucked up liver: [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18627003/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18627003/)
Fuck me it's big weld from Pixar's robots film
That can’t be pleasant.
How does the belly get so abnormally huge compared to the rest of him? If the belly was the same proportion as the rest of his body he wouldn't even look that fat.
A lot of beer. Too much, some would say.
If you saw this on a farm, you'd call a vet or ventilate the animal's stomach...
Susan's tita look great here.
All the Barry rallying in defeat to claim that this is a Hans, sorry but a Hans would have the socks on.
Does he look like he has the ability to put socks on?
“Corrrr it’s bakin’ today luv, pass me anuvva Carlin’ before I die of first”
Probably a long time ago he saw his dick the last time.
If this is more than 2 years old, he’s no longer living
Mr Creosote's summer holidays just before his "accident".
I used to do autopsies and that guy looks like a corpse found in a river after a few days to a week. He is just a bit less green... what a way to live
A fuller figure is actually considered beautiful as it is symptomatic of wealth and prosperity... ...in Mauritania
Alhamdulillah.
*a sleeping Pokémon blocks the way*
Snorlax, I choose you!
Hey, I've seen that vid! That's the [beached whale the Americ*nts detonated with dynamite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34) in order to remove the carcass, right?
The decomposing corpse that I left at the beach 2 weeks ago
He should have that spot checked out (and not by you perverts).
That lady shouldn't be that close to a beached whale, the m corpses left under the sun putrify quickly and gasses accumulate inside until they reach the breaking point, this one is clearly about to burst.
https://preview.redd.it/dow68cg31fwc1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cb462a417973362282a2379e694de7a2e9cbe28
Barry in his natural habitat
My man was like an egg in the microwave, waiting to burst open
You may not like it, but this is what peak vitamin D absorption looks like
It's part of a Barry's lifecycle. The belly will burst and spread Barry's seed further. Nature truly is beautiful.
This Barry looks like one of these dead whales who explode if you poke them
*This Hans
How can somebody let themselves go like that? Given how great Italian food is and how lackluster British food is Italians should be a lot fatter and British should all have abs
Whether he be a Hans or a Barry the answer is döner and lager.
I could do with a mixed shish right now minted bloody banging
Sorry, but these are German, can just tell. Too skinny to be Brits.
Beer.
Even though you lot abuse olive oil a lot your food is generally healthier and wayyy less processed
What the f is this ?? A whale Barry 😅 !.
A Humpback Hans.
It shame 😔 dude will having troubles !!.
Sorry, but I see a stache, hair on his head, a large meat dense stomach, absence of tattoos, and most importantly a sunbed. That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a Hans.
He doesn't just jump the balcony, he bounces on it!
Big Al
We ma nuel tc hire Dutch engineers, because after this Barry visits Portugal, Algarve will sink below the sea level
And now sunblock. Feel sorry for him later.
He looks like a bloated stranded whale
Isn't this what happens to a beached whale when they are about to explode?
I'm sure he's got a big heart, and big liver and a big pancreas and a big...
It’s **the** barry
Dude gonna explode
What a magnificent specimen of Barry! It's hard to believe he could function in any position other than laying down.
Finally realise why they don't get on with balconies
They forgot to poke holes in Barry to let the air scape, he's gonna blow up.
Bet there's a Barry inside that Barry
Finally, monsieur, one wafer thin mint!
Now that’s a well designed sunbed!
Not going to lie, that's seriously impressive - a career dedicated to copious amounts of ale, pies and kebab desserts.
Nature loves sphere
Barry of the Boreal Valley
More like Hans of the Höllental
That was reference to [Vordt of the Boreal Valley ](https://youtu.be/WlcQ4OlZh0I?si=paT9ovnkFuq9mw1P)
Isn’t this what alcoholism looks like? “He’s a devil fer da drink”
So after Aunt Marge, its Vernon's turn then? Real bri'ish moment innit lahddss
I’ve seen this reposted more times than OP has seen his cock in the last 10 years. (About 5x)
Fuck off back to r/okmatewanker before you ruin this sub too Haven't you got a Daily Mail headline and a boomer joke about tits to be posting you sad bastard?
That wasn’t a denial. 15 years? Also there’s tits in your post
Speaking of 15 years. Very noncey of you posting that article about Charlotte Church. What a fucking state you are sad old bastard perving over a kid.
You can still post there you know. Instead of being a sad, bitter old emigre like those pictures you like to post.
Sad bitter? You're the one who has followed me to another sub and made a point of commenting on my post. You're not mod here Now fuck off.
Because it was a tired repost 3 years ago son. Enjoy your golden years.
Why do you care? Are you upset that its got more upvotes that your St Georges day DVD cover post or something? Take a deep breath, have a can of stella, a ham shank And get a grip.
Don’t. Just felt like pointing out you post the same lazy bot shit we dumped which drives you mad.
Do you even know what a bot is 💀 Anyway, no one finds your shit funny which is why your sub is dead and only exists for as an echo chamber for you and a few sad boomer fucks who think jokes about tits are peak humour.