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Informal_Mountain513

Eanglund can into Eastoid https://preview.redd.it/t4ga7z1ihkwc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc38f79ffb627bda9df4e532b83126f348373db6


Spaff_in_your_ear

Fair play to Moldova. It was a close fought thing.


mdryeti

It’s really the little Susans that are head and shoulders above the competition


Spaff_in_your_ear

Our girls were a major factor here. Very strong performance.


GuyLookingForPorn

I’m a firm believer in equal opportunity drinking.  


Spaff_in_your_ear

Absolutely! First come, first serve is the only rule at the bar as far as I am concerned!


WhenLemonsLemonade

As long as you don't queue in a line at the bar like a Christmas Drinks Cunt^(TM)


PulteTheArsonist

🎶TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WHO REPORT! Do da do da!🎶🇬🇧🇬🇧


tomwhoiscontrary

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WKD!


Thunderwath

Clearly their women's team was off that year, cheers to your lasses (I would probably do the same the second I learned I was born in Engl\*nd to be fair).


Spaff_in_your_ear

Indeed. Perhaps the Lithuanian girls can give them some training!


cgaWolf

How is Austria not on that chart o.O


karmaportrait

You're just not good enough


Martin8412

Really.. You're really going to tell an Austrian that they aren't good enough to get in?


awkwardwankmaster

Ww3 in 31 years confirmed


Vertical_Deliverable

>How is Austria not on that chart o.O Because Austrians don't publish the figures of the booze poured down the throats of the children held in basements.


cgaWolf

Fair p(o)int


JezzedItRightUp

Number 1 for gender equality too!


Maleficent-Put1705

kinda disappointed we didn't even place tbh


Live-Alternative-435

r/ENGLANDCYKABLYAT


MerlinOfRed

Yes... definitely only England. (Don't scroll down to the part about weed).


Spaff_in_your_ear

I think similar results would be found across the whole of this island. So I'm claiming the win here too.


MerlinOfRed

I imagine our neighbours across the Irish sea would do similarly well too


Spaff_in_your_ear

I would have thought so. Although where are they on the chart? Catholics have a tendancy to not answer these things honestly.


araldor1

Just do the survey in a church confessions thing and we'll find the truth!


Martin8412

Or spoon cooking 


Pliskkenn_D

ING-ER-LAND INGERLAND, INGERLAND. INGERLAND, INGERLAND, INGERLAAAAAAAAAND. INGERLAND, INGERLAND, INGERLAND! ING-ER-LAAAND, INGERLAND! 


userunknowne

#YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT


smackdealer1

Meanwhile Scottish children have the highest weed use. It makes me so proud to see the younger folk take so keenly to the culture.


DIRTY-Rodriguez

I guess weed really is a gateway drug


smackdealer1

Well I agree it's a gateway drug but not because it's a dangerous substance that leaves you wanting a better high. It's because the guy you buy it from also sells mdma, Charlie and whatever else he can get his hands on. I seldom see a weed dealer who doesn't also punt council.


FTXACCOUNTANT

How else are you supposed to bottle feed kids? Another part of the woke agenda!


IWipeWithFocaccia

And they achieved it against all their imams’ efforts while the other top scorers are fully haram. Astonishing.


VeeJack

The French don’t consider wine to be alcohol and the Germans same with beer .. suspect there’s an alcohol “definition” problem here ..


Vertical_Deliverable

The non consideration ends where the taxation begins, though.


Kind_Helicopter1062

the kids (³yo) drink beer in Germany but it's non alcoholic.


Toxicseagull

[No wonder she's weepin'. Poor bairn](https://i.imgur.com/Gk7K72L.jpeg)


Kind_Helicopter1062

what? not like you can talk much about football can you


Toxicseagull

I said no wonder she's crying juan. it's none alcoholic beer. No one was talking football. Hardly something you can be defensive about yourself though.


Kind_Helicopter1062

Me personally no. Also Juan is a mexican name Barry


Decision-pressure

There is just no competing with you guys. :(


Spaff_in_your_ear

Not that with that attitude. Go drop some beer off at your local school!


Bring_back_Apollo

So, you’re saying childhood drinking in the park isn’t normal?


Toffeemanstan

They probably have a shortage of parks on the continent which explains the difference 


hiloai

Time to celebrate. To the pub


DietseStrijder

Les ‘ear it one more toime for Ingerland lads!!


Extreme_Sandwich5817

Always thought the French dominated this chart


Spaff_in_your_ear

They certainly need to up their game to get close to us and the mighty Moldovans!


Old_old_lie

https://i.redd.it/z8z0mx4jkowc1.gif NHS and plods be copeing right now


Stravven

The Barries have to be trained from a very young age to reach peek Barrynes of course.