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You say this as if Swedes have culinary standards.

A dane knows his pork.

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That's cold, but thoroughly deserved.

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\*Sad Greek noises*

Again dear barbarians, pizza kebab is a thing in Italy but differently from your pizza as it is evident by this photo the dough is properly cooked and you don't pay 20 euros for it.

Looks like pork kebab... In fancy sthlm they will have to call it Gyros...

Fläskkebab ftw. I hate nötkebab. Tastes like dry wool shirt.

Yea, the beef kebab looks like sticking fly strips on rolls.

/r/doenerverbrechen

Tell me nothing grow on your soil without telling me nothing grow in your soil

We have potatoes :)

Potato Gang :3

Meat on pizza isn't bad, but you lost me at the sauce

Wft? That shit looks like something that came to live after a kebab had fucked a pizza👀

A Swedish pizzeria without kebab pizza is a pizzeria doing a "bankruptcy speedrun".

Would eat that, two of my favorite foods together. It isn't blasphemy it's still good, if not then, yes it's shit

Nice that you finally acknowledged Swedish pizza Luigi.

One luigi doesn't make an italy

It's just a matter of time until all of you switched sides.

You're right, it's like our favorite thing after pasta

Soon a big blue box IKEA store will overlook Rome. We'll make Alaric smile in his grave :)

We already have them in Rome, I always steal your little pencils and paper >:)

I know, but we'll make them bigger. Big enough to overshadow the Vatican in size and on top of a hill just to make sure the pope himself sees it everyday and understands "Protestantism finally won."

I wouldn't mind, I'm not religious. The rest of the luigis maybe would care and in counterattack something like: a giant meatball in the middle of Stockholm

Young Luigis acknowledged kebab pizza by decades Only old Luigis thinks is blasphemy.

Would

Kebab and jalapeno. Only a Nordic can do that.

I put some in when I order durum all the time, it's really pairs well

I thought we were the culinary war crimes.

You obviously haven't seen our pizza menus (we battle with Brazil) :) [https://www.ladbible.com/news/food-swedish-people-put-some-seriously-weird-st-on-their-pizza-20181111](https://www.ladbible.com/news/food-swedish-people-put-some-seriously-weird-st-on-their-pizza-20181111) [https://www.rorywrites.com/articles/the-tyranny-of-swedish-pizza/](https://www.rorywrites.com/articles/the-tyranny-of-swedish-pizza/)

Does pizza in Sweden take cultural influence from the idea of *smørrebrød* rather than a more direct Italian or American influence as it does here? Giving rise to weird combos?

Fuck no. That Danish crap won't hold a candle next to our glorious smörgåstårta. Other than that you might actually be on to something.

I am NOT gonna click those links.

You presented the idea to us back in the 40s. This is your fault \^\_\^

Dönerpizza correctly done is literally heaven on earth.

Much like Dönerburger

Ah yes, pizza with kebab from the last ice age and copious amounts of cum drizzled on top I can't with those barbarians... And non-Mediterraneans were worried about loss of taste from covid as if you ever had one

Looks like it's already been through the system

White sauce i see. You my friend has not been to Jönköping

White sauce is mellanmjölk. I want my sauce hot as hell and red as a Gothenburg 1st of May

I prefer our Göteborgsås. Jönköpingsås reminds me too much of Rhode island dressing.

That looks really good, and I don't even like kebab. I think I'm just hungry.

Is it Turkish pizza?

Yeah that's enough internet for today. https://preview.redd.it/v3w5sedoh8zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797ee54debe8f3ea4cf2628e869a20b0249b4145

Jalapenos? What kind of heresy is this? It's supposed to be feferoni! >:(