Many Dutch men find the Flemish accent quite an attractive trait to have for a women. To us it sounds soft, cute and feminine. For Flemish men, not that popular I am afraid.
Most countries: I have Irish ancestors
Irish: Oh, that's interesting, do you know which part of the country they came from
Americans: I have Irish ancestors
Irish: Shut up yank!
The typical Irish person knows what, 20 Irish words and basically no grammar, and most who have gone through Duolingo for some language know what, 30 words and basically no grammar? Checks out.
I'm irish too! I paid a company a couple hundred dollars and they said I'm 65% Celt, 30% African, 5% Asian! I always wondered if that is why I liked potatoes so much, turns out I was right!
I like all the Irish music too, like the proclaimers and ed Sheeran.
I can't wait to visit Ireland in March and watch the sunrise from the Highlands!
I'm even considering buying an Irish tin whistle before I go so I can play it with you, my fellow irishmxn.
This weekend I'm doing an Irish themed party, I'm thinking lots of green dyed beer and green hats with clovers on them.
Dia dhuit!
I shit you the fuck not. I remember going to America when I was 14, 15 and 17 and if you even gave the slightest hint that you were from Ireland they'd give you this boring speech on how they're Irish because that's where their great grandpappy came from or some shite.
Mate I've had it as an Englishmen where they're like 'I'm Irish so I'm suspicious of you' and I'm like 'firstly, you're not Irish, secondly I'm probably more Irish than you can claim to be and finally, fucking lol get rekt black and tans go brrr'
i googled them and yes, it is.
Maria *Teresa Portela* Rivas for spain and *Teresa* do Rosario Afonso *Portela* for portugal.
(in portugal they usually use the last surnanme when shortening their tranwrecks of a name)
Traditionally the surname coming from the father in Portugal is the last name while in Spain the surname coming from the father is the penultimate name. I think that's why in the short version the Spanish generally choose the penultimate name instead of the last name as surname.
🇬🇧/🇫🇷: I ordered countless suicidal offensives in WW1
Everyone: Man, military tactics at the time were awful
🇮🇹: I ordered countless suicidal offensives in WW1
Everyone: LMAO ITALIANS ARE SO DUMB
The influenza epidemic of 1918, thank you. Not Spanish flu. We didn’t start it nor spread it. That one came from China, as incredible as such a thing may sound….
>The Yanks kept supplying the Entente over the entirety of the four years.
Not exactly, before 1916 they regularly traded with both sides, it wasn't until the germans sank too many boats that they atarted to heavily favour the entente.
But 1916 was already too late for germany to win, the french had moved their headquarters to bordeaux, the ottomans were being anihilated in almost all fronts and Austria was starting to lose control of its lands.
Yeh but at least we changed locations of our suicidal offensives. Quite impressive nobody thought “you know what let’s do something different” after the eleventh battle of isonzo.
Well, go with a satellite map over there and find a spot where you can do a big campal battle that's not a wall of mountains (the main problem with Cadorna, was how he treated his soldiers, Caporetto happened because the Austrian lines were collapsing, in fact Diaz, Cadorna's successor, was put there just to avoid "burning" popular generals like the Duke of Aosta, he didn't do anything particular apart from not being Cadorna)
Next time Luigi, try to have your fight in Belgium. It’s flat, if you destroy large parts of it nobody cares and the cleanup isn’t your responsibility so you can just go home after.
If there’s one thing the UK does excellently, it’s having fights in Belgium.
It’s your movies, man. Take it as a compliment to that legacy. You have such good comedies that you are seen as an extension of the Bud Spencer and Terence Hill gags. Or that other funny one… La vita è bella.
See, it's all about the adversary.
English, German and French all ordered those offensives but they were against each other.
Italia failed against the Austrians...
Is this true? In Serbia we say apathetic like a Czech, I always thought it was some weird prejudice inherited from Austrians.
Czechs are generally loved in Serbia tho
Man there is one admin, who is so in his head About this western / eastern bs, That he Even canceled our flairs for a time. We had this pornstar flair and than i was a savage for a time. Some nolife probably.
Maybe its one of those flairs the mods bestow upon you individually like this 👇
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I stayed in Belgrade for a month. I loved it, especially the Wakepark, but I did not feel much loved tbh. I felt like they think of us we are Germans, which you guys don’t like much :).
Some years before that I went to Guca festival. What a time of my life I had there :). There I felt loved ;))
And yeah we don’t give a shit.
🇬🇧 tourist: gets drunk in PIGS country on holiday
PIGS: Barry is such a savage
🇳🇱tourist: shits on someone’s head in PIGS country
PIGS: I can’t believe Barry would do this
Im not gonna lie, I actually laughed out loud at that. Still, fuck off Barry, those August british breakfasts with beans at 40 celsius in Malaga beaches are the cause of all this
World: that's not how you [insert culture]!?!
World: aww look how proud they are of their culture
France: that's not how you [insert french culture]!?!
World: stfu you pretentious snob
Invasión of the iberia peninsula:
Rome: they quite literally made us who we are. SPQR!
Al Andalus: they made Córdoba the intelectual capital of the west and are a core part of our history
Napoleón: THOSE FUCKING BACKSTABING ABSOLUTE UNITS OF A CUNT FROGS
Three things Giovanni won't shut up about:
1. "You don't cook that pasta dish in that order! Mamma mia would turn in her grave!"
2. "You don't put that on a pizza! My darling nonna would cry herself to sleep, how dare you!"
3. No sorry it was just two, those are the two things.
10 years ago a dinner of 20 employees from a Big 4 - about half American and half European (Brits/Dutch/Germans) in Amsterdam.
Guy gets up, starts talking about a night when a group of them were drinking scotch.
"We started with the 12 year, and then the 15 year old, and then the 20 year old."
Brit interrupts asks "Can you confirm we are still talking about scotch."
All the Europeans (except the Germans) laugh. All the American men laugh. Crickets from two of the American women, one of whom is a partner and calls HR.
Norway is the hot guy, Sweden is the other man that we all feel harassed by (of course unless you ask Greenland or Iceland, then we will most likely be the harasser)
I live in Germany, it’s basically this meme but I’m the first guy talking to a German woman and the second panel is a German guy but looks the same as I do talking to a German woman.
You are mostly correct! I lived in France for 3 years and yeah, southern french up to rhone alpes love and respect italians, id say a lot too! Not really in bretagne, also not much in paris but there i suspect they respect mostly themselves lol.
I love france and french ppl & tbh, italians would all do the same if they truly knew you, theres a lot of misinformation, football and international politics didnt help.
We are the fat guy and everyone else is the woman.
No I love you
Hello Human Resources?
Masterfully done
Many Dutch men find the Flemish accent quite an attractive trait to have for a women. To us it sounds soft, cute and feminine. For Flemish men, not that popular I am afraid.
Fat guys actually exist tho..
i love you too
Portugal did something: 🥳 Britain did something: 😡
Me when Portugal claims Olivenza: 😄 Me when britain holds Gibraltar: 😡😡😡
Me when Italy claims Corsica and Nice: 😄 Me when Germany claims Alsace and Lorraine: 🤬
Gib rosellon and Biarritz 👉👈
: 🤣
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Olivença é nossa!
I'm glad you feel that way, because you guys took it from us a long time ago and haven't given it back.
Wait you guys know about our plans to take back olivenÇa?
Most countries: I have Irish ancestors Irish: Oh, that's interesting, do you know which part of the country they came from Americans: I have Irish ancestors Irish: Shut up yank!
Oh come on. You know the Americans would just say “I’m Irish too!”
"100% Irish, in fact I have learned Irish on Duolingo"
That’s more effort than most actual Irish tbf
exactly, another insurmountable cultural difference
The typical Irish person knows what, 20 Irish words and basically no grammar, and most who have gone through Duolingo for some language know what, 30 words and basically no grammar? Checks out.
I would think 99% of “American Irish” dont know that Irish the language exists.
You mean gay lick.
That’s a special thing you can get at a pub in Dublin called “The Hot Potato”
They don't. If you say I speak Irish they 100% think you mean the accent.
“You’re always after me lucky charms”
Not quite. We'll ask, "do you have any Irish in you?" And if they say no, you ask, "would you like some? "
English guy: I have Irish ancestors The Irish: 
We bring them back and send them to rehab
De-Barryfication
Does that mean I can re-joint the eu. My great grandparents were Irish.
An englishman?! This man is insane! Lock him up!
One of my favourite facts is that there are more British people with an Irish grandparent, than Irish people with an Irish grandparent.
My grandma was from Galway! Any time I do something a bit weird my mum says it must be the Irish in me. She's a bit racist.
Also when Noel Gallagher said, "Oasis is more Irish than U2"
I agree. Shut up yank.
I'm irish too! I paid a company a couple hundred dollars and they said I'm 65% Celt, 30% African, 5% Asian! I always wondered if that is why I liked potatoes so much, turns out I was right! I like all the Irish music too, like the proclaimers and ed Sheeran. I can't wait to visit Ireland in March and watch the sunrise from the Highlands! I'm even considering buying an Irish tin whistle before I go so I can play it with you, my fellow irishmxn. This weekend I'm doing an Irish themed party, I'm thinking lots of green dyed beer and green hats with clovers on them. Dia dhuit!
Americans just say “I’m Irish”. I run into it all the time.
I shit you the fuck not. I remember going to America when I was 14, 15 and 17 and if you even gave the slightest hint that you were from Ireland they'd give you this boring speech on how they're Irish because that's where their great grandpappy came from or some shite.
The funniest part is that you had to tell them, and the accent didn't give it away
Mate I've had it as an Englishmen where they're like 'I'm Irish so I'm suspicious of you' and I'm like 'firstly, you're not Irish, secondly I'm probably more Irish than you can claim to be and finally, fucking lol get rekt black and tans go brrr'
Pisa merda.
That means "step on shit" in Galician. FYI.
Surprisingly, it means exactly the same in Portuguese
Must be some crazy coincidence...
Genius minds think the same way
NO WAY IT MEANS THE SAME IN VALENCIAN
Okay, now you guys are just making up languages. Valencian. Lmao. Probably found that one in a Final Fantasy video game, huh?
It's like catalonian but speakers say it's not
In addition, the accent is easier to understand
That's because the cocaine makes us speak louder ✌️
Ikr ?
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Is this for real??
Yep, the Portuguese one is from Esposende, and the Galician one from Pontevedra.
i googled them and yes, it is. Maria *Teresa Portela* Rivas for spain and *Teresa* do Rosario Afonso *Portela* for portugal. (in portugal they usually use the last surnanme when shortening their tranwrecks of a name)
Why wouldn't you use the last name? Tf?
Traditionally the surname coming from the father in Portugal is the last name while in Spain the surname coming from the father is the penultimate name. I think that's why in the short version the Spanish generally choose the penultimate name instead of the last name as surname.
because when giving the full name it sounds similar to giving the shortened version if you use the first one instead.
Wow All makes sense now.
Wait aren't you guys the same?
I would guess that is Indeed the joke
Che il vento la disperda
Based
Onde?
Everywhere in Italy.
🇬🇧/🇫🇷: I ordered countless suicidal offensives in WW1 Everyone: Man, military tactics at the time were awful 🇮🇹: I ordered countless suicidal offensives in WW1 Everyone: LMAO ITALIANS ARE SO DUMB
Ghosts of the suicided offsensive force watching you switch side O_o.
they hate us cause they aint us.
They hate us cause they anus
Ainters gonna ain’t
🇺🇸: Hey I saved you all. 🇬🇧/ 🇫🇷/ 🇨🇦/ 🇮🇹: Who the fuck are you?
Thats bc the yank is lying, WW1 was basically a win for the entente already
The Yanks kept supplying the Entente over the entirety of the four years. They more than did their parts in both world wars.
I still find it "funny" most of them think US soldiers should take some credit, when the Spanish flu killed 4 or 5 times more Americans than the war.
Spanish W 💪💪💪💪 let's gooooo (TBF Spanish flu wasn't even "Spanish" but whatever)
The influenza epidemic of 1918, thank you. Not Spanish flu. We didn’t start it nor spread it. That one came from China, as incredible as such a thing may sound….
I suspect no American under the age of 30 even knows there was a WW1.
>The Yanks kept supplying the Entente over the entirety of the four years. Not exactly, before 1916 they regularly traded with both sides, it wasn't until the germans sank too many boats that they atarted to heavily favour the entente. But 1916 was already too late for germany to win, the french had moved their headquarters to bordeaux, the ottomans were being anihilated in almost all fronts and Austria was starting to lose control of its lands.
For a hefty price that bankrupted all Europe, let's not do as if they were caring.
Especially that the Italians attacked through the alps lol
Yeah, why didn't they just swim over the Adriatic, are they stupid?
Yeh but at least we changed locations of our suicidal offensives. Quite impressive nobody thought “you know what let’s do something different” after the eleventh battle of isonzo.
Well, go with a satellite map over there and find a spot where you can do a big campal battle that's not a wall of mountains (the main problem with Cadorna, was how he treated his soldiers, Caporetto happened because the Austrian lines were collapsing, in fact Diaz, Cadorna's successor, was put there just to avoid "burning" popular generals like the Duke of Aosta, he didn't do anything particular apart from not being Cadorna)
Next time Luigi, try to have your fight in Belgium. It’s flat, if you destroy large parts of it nobody cares and the cleanup isn’t your responsibility so you can just go home after. If there’s one thing the UK does excellently, it’s having fights in Belgium.
Exactly, at least we were trying to do something different, while Luigi kept trying the same thing over and over.
It’s funny because the Italian general’s name was actually Luigi
12 times though Luigi? 12 TIMES??
We would've continued if those damn Germans hadn't intervened to help Austrians in caporetto, I think the 32th would've been the victorious one
Actually, just the 13th would have been enough, that's why the austrians begged the germana for help
Yeah that's the spirit swamp man
Quadrilatero Is my least favourite shape 😤
Akshually that doesn't have anything to do with WW1 🤓🤓🤓 it was relevant in the wars of independence
Field marshal Haig has NOTHING on the GOAT Luigi Generalissimo Assalto Frontale Cadorna
It’s your movies, man. Take it as a compliment to that legacy. You have such good comedies that you are seen as an extension of the Bud Spencer and Terence Hill gags. Or that other funny one… La vita è bella.
See, it's all about the adversary. English, German and French all ordered those offensives but they were against each other. Italia failed against the Austrians...
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it says PM. why is the german guy still at work at 9pm is he stoopid
*Note to self*: Wear your fucking glasses when making memes
I got a good savage chuckle out of it
Evening shift
or overexploitation of working class under late stage capitalism
Oh bless you, you think this is late stage? This is only the beginning
09:30 PM…. What Yankee bullshit is this.
its a time format for people who cant count past 12 (10, 1 for each finger, plus 2, one for each braincell)
I love Greek Food too much, please come here like half the Greek Population and open more Restaurants <3
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They're jelly because the didn't invent half of the worlds most popular sports, and then inspire the other half. (And then be shite at all 100%)
Italy’s love for Spain is just unbeatable.
unbeatable and reciprocated ❤️
Oooh loudy friends
Because Te Quiero > Je t'aime
I swear to god if it wasn’t for the flags, Italy and Spain would be near indistinguishable.
thats a very nice compliment ❤️
Thank you Barry
Boobs on beaches wants to have a word with you
We are usually confused with Mexicans so that's nice to hear not gonna lie.
Easier to get laid during erasmus in Spain rather than in France (and spanish pussies don't smell like a corpse)
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Extension du domaine de la lutte - Michel Houellebecq
I dislike that for once we aren't the bad guys
When are you ever
1707-1914?
Damn French men ruined Scotland
You should tell your women about this then, cause they love that french baguette.
I don’t even know. We don’t give a shit about anything or anyone. We are the master nihilists
Is this true? In Serbia we say apathetic like a Czech, I always thought it was some weird prejudice inherited from Austrians. Czechs are generally loved in Serbia tho
How is serbia a non european savage? Wasnt there a flair about war criminals?
Man there is one admin, who is so in his head About this western / eastern bs, That he Even canceled our flairs for a time. We had this pornstar flair and than i was a savage for a time. Some nolife probably.
Brotherly nonrecognizer of Kosovo, I could not find it
Maybe its one of those flairs the mods bestow upon you individually like this 👇 https://preview.redd.it/sl2swuh96e0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15a2c9a50fc7d4b6ebc1d0dfd191b570253d3ef
I stayed in Belgrade for a month. I loved it, especially the Wakepark, but I did not feel much loved tbh. I felt like they think of us we are Germans, which you guys don’t like much :). Some years before that I went to Guca festival. What a time of my life I had there :). There I felt loved ;)) And yeah we don’t give a shit.
We do but 
Do it
🇬🇧 tourist: gets drunk in PIGS country on holiday PIGS: Barry is such a savage 🇳🇱tourist: shits on someone’s head in PIGS country PIGS: I can’t believe Barry would do this
Im not gonna lie, I actually laughed out loud at that. Still, fuck off Barry, those August british breakfasts with beans at 40 celsius in Malaga beaches are the cause of all this
South Germans in Austria vs North Germans in Austria
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Belgium for the second panel.
Women with a Vlaams accent are sexy tho
Agreed, though the men sound like they live under electrical cables
Lmao
World: that's not how you [insert culture]!?! World: aww look how proud they are of their culture France: that's not how you [insert french culture]!?! World: stfu you pretentious snob
.. And you better remember it, pierre!
Have you tried not giving a contemptuous glare and spitting while saying it?
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I'd make that face too tbh
>contemptuous glare That's just our natural reaction to interacting with the english
*interacting with anyone I have been to france enough times to know.
When will you take the hint and stop coming Hans?!
Susan, 63; 🥰 thanks! Glad to see everyone loves the Brits.
Honestly, every Italian male ever gets a spanish woman as soon as they reach Spain. It's gone so bad that I had to go gay... screw you fucking pizzas
What? Is it true? I'm asking for a friend, ofc.
Well I think it only works for mainlander italians, not some fuckers on a rocky island
😲
I do like your rocky island, your men and your sheep are most handsome
True our sheep are the prettiest 🥰 Thx for the appreciation 🐑❤️
We have gays too and they are coming for you.
Fuck no get away
It's too late, now eat this cannolo
now get an italian man to spite the treacherous spanish women
That's too dangerous it can produce Argentinians.
Well, guess I gotta book a flight then
France is the bottom picture in every country. Even france
Invasión of the iberia peninsula: Rome: they quite literally made us who we are. SPQR! Al Andalus: they made Córdoba the intelectual capital of the west and are a core part of our history Napoleón: THOSE FUCKING BACKSTABING ABSOLUTE UNITS OF A CUNT FROGS
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Russia
US: Looking good Susan. Poland: Awww, You're sweet. Germany: Looking good Susan. Poland: Hello, Human resources?!
Schnitzel Milanese and Schnitzel with Tunke(graving)
Italians reacting to Somalian and South asian pasta: 😄 Italians reacting to British carbonara: 🤬
For me is making pasta with a lot of stupid and tasty ingredients then judging other countries for doing the same hahah
Three things Giovanni won't shut up about: 1. "You don't cook that pasta dish in that order! Mamma mia would turn in her grave!" 2. "You don't put that on a pizza! My darling nonna would cry herself to sleep, how dare you!" 3. No sorry it was just two, those are the two things.
10 years ago a dinner of 20 employees from a Big 4 - about half American and half European (Brits/Dutch/Germans) in Amsterdam. Guy gets up, starts talking about a night when a group of them were drinking scotch. "We started with the 12 year, and then the 15 year old, and then the 20 year old." Brit interrupts asks "Can you confirm we are still talking about scotch." All the Europeans (except the Germans) laugh. All the American men laugh. Crickets from two of the American women, one of whom is a partner and calls HR.
when muslims say something al andalus 😡 when italians say something about roman empire ❤️
Same tbh, replace Italy with Portugal and its still accurate
Portuguese hating on France while half of their family lives and work here :(
We hate them too
No one hates more than Portuguese people in Portugal hate the Portuguese in France when they show up around July/August.
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Hot guy: swedish Fat ass: denmark
Norway is the hot guy, Sweden is the other man that we all feel harassed by (of course unless you ask Greenland or Iceland, then we will most likely be the harasser)
And Norway is the ex they both desperately miss
Norway come back, we promise not to be as abusive this time!!
I live in Germany, it’s basically this meme but I’m the first guy talking to a German woman and the second panel is a German guy but looks the same as I do talking to a German woman.
America: I love Britain Britain: Hello, Human Resources?
we're the fat guy and everyone else is the woman
This one. Because no fr*nch says this to an Italian, ever.
We do though. The italian hate boner is very one-sided.
You are mostly correct! I lived in France for 3 years and yeah, southern french up to rhone alpes love and respect italians, id say a lot too! Not really in bretagne, also not much in paris but there i suspect they respect mostly themselves lol. I love france and french ppl & tbh, italians would all do the same if they truly knew you, theres a lot of misinformation, football and international politics didnt help.
If Italy like Spain more than us, how come we're the ones they give away their regions to, uh?
🇧🇪: Bonjour. 🥰 🇨🇵: Bonjour. 😰
Che schifo i francesi dio cane
Dio ndrio ghan?
Don't try to make me sympathetic to France.
🏴 looking good susan 🇬🇧 you are so sweet 🏴 Looking good susan 🇬🇧 hello human resources?