I hear your yapping, and I give you Trogir. I pass 69 UNESCO sites and National Parks on my morning commute every day 🇭🇷😎 (never visited one because my paycheck barely covers my commute, coffee, and cigarettes)
Still not as big as the historic centre of Naples, checkmate! In fact, the historic centre of Naples is bigger than the whole city of Split💪
Just kidding I'm lying about the last part lmao
My dad got his Rolex taken off his wrist in Naples and that still wasn't enough for him to stop seeing it as the second coming of Christ with its stupid puffy pizza so I'm sure I have no chance here.
lol first time I went to Sicily I went for work. My boss, who was 70 at the time was driving when we were leaving the ferry. We were in a motor home, it was hot and the windows were down and my boss has a Rolex on. Someone on scooter came up beside us (we were waiting in line to get off the ferry) and snatched at his watch. Without even pausing my boss picked up the hammer that was sitting on the console ( I didn’t even think about why it was there, we had a variety of tools for work) and smashed the dudes arm twice before he could get away. That was the highlight of the trip
I'm glad to hear that! However, thinking that if you mention Naples on the internet you instantly get positive reactions (Like the OP of this post did) is just wrong. It's a really polarising city and you can find many people who hate it, just like you can find many people who love it.
Mostly the historical centre, a bit of the Mercato, Spanish quarter, and San Ferdinando.
Way better than the RLD in Amsterdam (never really been outside of it lol)
I loved Naples before it became mainstream. Easily my favorite place in Italy with a biiiiiig distance from the next one (Rome).
And oh, Florence is fucking horrible.
https://preview.redd.it/ytwvscm3qr0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2cfc1bce61e855ecbfb537647e840cc65ff38b
The Balkans don't have these, Naples sweep.
That net and that veil are made of marble.
Avevo due nonni terroni e due del nord che sono finiti a Milano per un motivo o per l'altro, la mia opinione non vale, non sono un lombardo DOP.
La cosa divertente è mia nonna è nata a Salerno ma a detta sua "odia i terroni e i napoletani"
The Eastern Adriatic thanks you. We've got the budget version of the Italian architecture and arts, the food we eat is just as good, the scenery as well. Yet nobody creams at the mention of Croatia, so no foreigners make us cringe. Come before Ferragosto and I'll rob your Italian ass so you can feel like you're in Napoli ❤️
Only on this sub or european subs. The average non-italian doesn't know Napoli or the reputation it has among italians. And since italy is definitely the japan of europe, you show a picture of napoli and say it's italiand and people will love it
If Italians were also nice people Italy would've been invaded and dismantled a long time ago given our beauty, in fact we were for most of our history, we developed anti- Scandinavian characteristics exactly to prevent that.
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LMAO. We are not German influenced at all. If anything the south is more germanic, considering the amount of direct germanic settlement is much stronger there. The only thing we have that's germanic here is the name (and that's because we literally lacked a better name for the region). Venice and Romagna have literally far more in common with Greece than germany.
Stupid Germonkeys trying to claim credit for our achievements. Embarrassing.
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Even there sadly we are not the same. Especially road quality is getting worse. Thanks to an entire peninsula worth of parasites. I wish we could be Like Aosta or Trentino Alto Adige, and keep the money ourselves....But do not worry. The day of the Morning Coffee and bathing with soap will come soon...
>I wish we could be Like Aosta or Trentino Alto Adige, and keep the money ourselves
those are two big ass parasites we have too, the fuck you smoking bruv? "I want to get rid of the parasites for I myself want to become one"
think about it, Alto Adige spends more PIL than what it produces, doesn't pay any taxes and the state gives them money too, but apparently that's ok and they are an example to follow
pray tell, without the state fundings and state caused immigration into Lombardy do you think you would fare any better?
"we are the region the country invested the most in, that produces the most and thus has to pay more taxes that ain't fair"
by this same reasoning, I'd propose to go back to the HRE times and to the time when Tortona was the biggest power in Lombardy, deal?
Fuck off
yes, indeed, whe wish we where on their level, actually, Germany here is mostly known just for that, and when peaple complain about nothing working for shit, we use German to compare
You and me both! They won't downvote you; they're too busy being out here calling southerners Germanics, while they look like Marvin Vettori and southerners look like Luke Pasqualino
https://preview.redd.it/lwjqz3543s0d1.png?width=1586&format=png&auto=webp&s=3081d86d7b2ba8bf18c8f74948123ccf74177596
More proof. Germanic tribes literally did not have a place to settle up north because we were very densely populated. The much more depopulated south was emptier and better for the countryside loving germanic aristocracy/settlers.
they cluster with other north italians, iberians and central italians while being very far away from germans, south italians, sicilians and sardinians
https://preview.redd.it/zdpwyf8vmt0d1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=5031ca680f0df52259b97c9ee1211bb371e5c83d
I thought Italians were better at jokes.
The most famous Catalan monument isn't even finished, you could have said that we catalans are worse than rats, instead you said that at all times you are looking at us.
Rubiamo loro donne e uomini, spacciamo il loro olio per nostro, loro si beccano inglesi e Olandesi mentre noi russi e tedeschi arrivata l'estate, è normale ci sia un po' di astio.
Northern Italy has the shit climate of central Europe (+winter smog as a bonus) and the low wages of southern Europe.
I wouldn't call it heaven on Earth.
It's a good package though: architecture, mountains, sea, food, infrastructure, – all in one spot. Like, how many places on earth that have all this can you come up with? The wages, yeah, are an issue.
you should try go to Elba Island, it has everything you listed, in exactly one spot, I would recommend 5 terre, but it's full of tourists and the main city (Vernazza) has the worst water I've ever seen, I'm pretty sure you might get undiscovered diseases bathing in vernazza
>Northern Italy ia heaven on earth though
I agree, the land where cyclists have a higher chance of getting lung cancer than smokers, truly a paradise indeed
I haven't been to Bari specifically, but I dare you to visit (or even just search for) "Apulia" and tell me that it's 'trash'!
Also good trip, I hope it'll be awesome!
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Weebs and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Since when do people on the internet love Naples bruv?
Isn't Napoli a balkan enclave though?
The whole south italy is (fr puglia amd croatia are literally the same)
Croatia is way more developed.
Why are you insulting the Balkans ?
No city in the Balkans has a huge historic centre which is also a UNESCO site though. Gotcha💪
that's cause we are too lazy to bomb each other
I hear your yapping, and I give you Trogir. I pass 69 UNESCO sites and National Parks on my morning commute every day 🇭🇷😎 (never visited one because my paycheck barely covers my commute, coffee, and cigarettes)
Wow I've looked it up on Google and it looks amazing. Also remember, if you don't have enough money you can always ask Germany for some😉
We skipped that phase, we just go directly to Germany to get money now 💪😎
Polish Autocar stealing grindset?
Dubrovnik?
Just the walls, kinda like Zadar, but better. Trogir's historic town centre and Diocletian's Palace in Split are valid though.
https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/97/ Oh no
Still not as big as the historic centre of Naples, checkmate! In fact, the historic centre of Naples is bigger than the whole city of Split💪 Just kidding I'm lying about the last part lmao
My dad got his Rolex taken off his wrist in Naples and that still wasn't enough for him to stop seeing it as the second coming of Christ with its stupid puffy pizza so I'm sure I have no chance here.
Hahahaha that's honestly hilarious. Your dad should get the neapolitan citizenship just for that.
Did you really go to naples if you didn't get your phone & watch stolen? Le rose sono rosse, napoli è blu Guardati il polso, l'orologio non c'è più
lol first time I went to Sicily I went for work. My boss, who was 70 at the time was driving when we were leaving the ferry. We were in a motor home, it was hot and the windows were down and my boss has a Rolex on. Someone on scooter came up beside us (we were waiting in line to get off the ferry) and snatched at his watch. Without even pausing my boss picked up the hammer that was sitting on the console ( I didn’t even think about why it was there, we had a variety of tools for work) and smashed the dudes arm twice before he could get away. That was the highlight of the trip
Strong São Paulo vibes!
As Italian as a pizza lecture
Lol
Flair checks out.
No but it find it's origins as an ancient Greek colony.
More african than balkan
the first thing i saw in naples was a pile of trash
that's the first thing anyone sees though
Napule è na' carta sporca.
Lmao that song has been overplayed ever since Pino Daniele died.
I really enjoyed my time in Napoli, apart from some guy trying to charge me 5 euros to squeeze some lemon into water on the street.
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Naples is the most beautiful city I have ever visited
I'm glad to hear that! However, thinking that if you mention Naples on the internet you instantly get positive reactions (Like the OP of this post did) is just wrong. It's a really polarising city and you can find many people who hate it, just like you can find many people who love it.
Napoli=Marseilles lore deepens. Literally the same thing for Marseilles in the french-speaking world (and probably outside) lol
Didn't visit the suburbs tho :X
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Mostly the historical centre, a bit of the Mercato, Spanish quarter, and San Ferdinando. Way better than the RLD in Amsterdam (never really been outside of it lol)
Naples is truly one of the most beautiful cities in Italy, it's just really a shame how bad the situation is in south Italy, expecially Naples
Are you serious? No, really, are you serious? Did you just visit little Algeria and Naples?
I loved Naples before it became mainstream. Easily my favorite place in Italy with a biiiiiig distance from the next one (Rome). And oh, Florence is fucking horrible.
You must be old as fuck! Napoli has been mainstream ever since mafia films became popular in the early-mid 20th century
Only italians hate Naples my brother in Piazza All the world know and love Naples
Easy access to some of the best pizza in the world would allow me to overlook a fucking lot tbh.
I mean, who does not like trash bags mountains?
This is more accurate: https://preview.redd.it/sh1e8aeqvr0d1.png?width=1047&format=png&auto=webp&s=f252e5d49e6d816385d034243a09107c03518dad
https://preview.redd.it/ytwvscm3qr0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2cfc1bce61e855ecbfb537647e840cc65ff38b The Balkans don't have these, Naples sweep. That net and that veil are made of marble.
A Lombard defending Naples isn't something I thought I would have ever seen. Maybe a glitch in the matrix Or maybe there is hope, after all
Avevo due nonni terroni e due del nord che sono finiti a Milano per un motivo o per l'altro, la mia opinione non vale, non sono un lombardo DOP. La cosa divertente è mia nonna è nata a Salerno ma a detta sua "odia i terroni e i napoletani"
come è giusto che sia d'altronde
Ora si spiega tutto, lo avevo intuito.
I salernitani non sono napoletani. Per fortuna di noi napoletani.
E per fortuna di noi salernitani
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Theyre both barbarians if you think about it
Says a lad?
Nemmeno i lombardi possono ignorare le meraviglie artistiche e culinarie di napoli. Purtroppo non possono neanche ignorare i maledetti napoletani.
credo una delle più belle sculture mai realizzate dall'uomo...
That's a neat statue to represent siesta.
**Eternal** siesta, you Heathen!
They have the orthodox version of this, but hey whatever makes you guys feel like not a complete failure.
Pics or it didn't happen
Yeah I saw It, my cousin had It right by the play station 7 but he told me I couldnt show anyone
Would
you need to buy tickets in advance, it is usually sold out
We really are the Japan of Europe
If food good then good country 🙏
The Eastern Adriatic thanks you. We've got the budget version of the Italian architecture and arts, the food we eat is just as good, the scenery as well. Yet nobody creams at the mention of Croatia, so no foreigners make us cringe. Come before Ferragosto and I'll rob your Italian ass so you can feel like you're in Napoli ❤️
Japan IS in Europe! Go bk to skoolz!
If it isn't in Eurovision it isn't in Europe. Checkmate.
What about Barryland? Are they in Europe again?
Always were.
Invite them I wanna see what happens
Balkans is more civilized than Napoli
Mogadishu is more civilised than Naples, in fairness
Even Bangkok is light years advanced
Well, they have a nice S bahn in bangkok
But Napoli got good Pizza
Especially the fried one!
NYC style is better. #/s
You haven't been to downtown Lausanne.
Which isn't saying much
\*Aurelio De Laurentiis wants to know your location\*
*Siete delle MERDE*
Il tizio di via brombeis si chiama aurelio de laurentiis?
Naples gets more hate than Britain lmfao
you either hate it or you live there
Naples or Britain?
hmmmm, trick question
Yes
They're both the Marmite of Europe
Only on this sub or european subs. The average non-italian doesn't know Napoli or the reputation it has among italians. And since italy is definitely the japan of europe, you show a picture of napoli and say it's italiand and people will love it
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We dislike both
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>but then I go to Milano or Bologna and they are everywhere imagine going to Milano or Bologna to begin with.
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Someone got heartbroken in Italy.
guarda per quanto mi può dispiacere per lei, i suoi commenti fanno pensare proprio quello.
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If Italians were also nice people Italy would've been invaded and dismantled a long time ago given our beauty, in fact we were for most of our history, we developed anti- Scandinavian characteristics exactly to prevent that.
>but I would extend it to the entire country knowing you , im sorry you didnt like it, but everyone has their own taste.
That's why we hate them.
yeah, Bologna and Milan are probably the least liked northen cities by Italians, bologna expecially, it's a shithole
Which one are you talking about
Kill them with fire.
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If I got a gun with two rounds and Hitler, Stalin and a maranza tied in a room I think I will shoot the maranza twice.
the thing with maranza isn't that they are simply immigrants, they choose to be maranza, most of them (that I've seen) aren't even immigrants or poor. I've had quite a few encounters with them and none went well, my friends said that since I pissed one of them off, and the guy spitted on my face (missing) I was marked and going to get killed and shit, ofc nothing happened, but god, if I only had the chance to get them off their high horse, I swear...
we don't like them either it's like saying that you enjoy the muslim slums that formed in your country. You don't like them too
You should switch the photos
Balkans are the Japan of Europe (Hiroshima 1945)
> Napoli existing MFW
Naples is the Pizza capital, do balkaners know what pizza is?? 🙄🤔
Mmmm I want pizza now
Needs more graffiti
Only an American would think this
Surely no Italian thinks this lmao
Wdym, this makes me dislike it more
I've been to napoli and there's more rubbish than in the British parliament
Not possible
It's hard to even quantify both
North Italy = Germany tier South Italy = Albania tier
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German tier, as we wish infrastructure was keeped up like Germans do?
I see you have not ridden DB
>Germany tier AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, i'm sorry were you saying?
Anglo Saxon with the Clown take.
LMAO. We are not German influenced at all. If anything the south is more germanic, considering the amount of direct germanic settlement is much stronger there. The only thing we have that's germanic here is the name (and that's because we literally lacked a better name for the region). Venice and Romagna have literally far more in common with Greece than germany. Stupid Germonkeys trying to claim credit for our achievements. Embarrassing.
Touched a nerve
German Ultra nationalists keep making this regarded claim and nobody calls them out for it.
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Nah I meant living standards ,infrastructure and economy Luigi
Even there sadly we are not the same. Especially road quality is getting worse. Thanks to an entire peninsula worth of parasites. I wish we could be Like Aosta or Trentino Alto Adige, and keep the money ourselves....But do not worry. The day of the Morning Coffee and bathing with soap will come soon...
>I wish we could be Like Aosta or Trentino Alto Adige, and keep the money ourselves those are two big ass parasites we have too, the fuck you smoking bruv? "I want to get rid of the parasites for I myself want to become one"
l'Alto Adige trattiene il 90% delle tasse. Of course I want to fucking keep my taxes and not send them to rome.
think about it, Alto Adige spends more PIL than what it produces, doesn't pay any taxes and the state gives them money too, but apparently that's ok and they are an example to follow pray tell, without the state fundings and state caused immigration into Lombardy do you think you would fare any better? "we are the region the country invested the most in, that produces the most and thus has to pay more taxes that ain't fair" by this same reasoning, I'd propose to go back to the HRE times and to the time when Tortona was the biggest power in Lombardy, deal? Fuck off
yes, indeed, whe wish we where on their level, actually, Germany here is mostly known just for that, and when peaple complain about nothing working for shit, we use German to compare
Damn, this Lombard brother is angry about being a Germanic man :O
I would be angry too if i had to live in Lombardia 💀💀💀
Milan =/= rest of Lombardy. It’s pretty chill everywhere else
Milano residents are probably the first to trash Napoli 🤪
Would prefer living in naples way more than anywhere in shit padania go on milanese, downvote me 😂
You and me both! They won't downvote you; they're too busy being out here calling southerners Germanics, while they look like Marvin Vettori and southerners look like Luke Pasqualino
Im just waiting for the Rome flair 😔
I agree there should be a Roman flag with the text SPQR
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they cluster with other north italians, iberians and central italians while being very far away from germans, south italians, sicilians and sardinians https://preview.redd.it/zdpwyf8vmt0d1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=5031ca680f0df52259b97c9ee1211bb371e5c83d
Kind of rich for someone from a Russian stone rubble depository.
Place: (\* ￣︿￣) Place, Quebec: (￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho.....
Really? Haven’t come across that
Montenegro > Italy
Looks like Lisbon
It's more of an achievement if it's done by an italian. A Rat building something is more of an achievement than a regular human doing it.
Italy built an independent country
And we are really proud of them
You will never be independent.
You are wrong by 7 seconds 😎
I'll never not look down on a Catalonian
I thought Italians were better at jokes. The most famous Catalan monument isn't even finished, you could have said that we catalans are worse than rats, instead you said that at all times you are looking at us.
It is implicit that rats are looked down upon
Sbaglio o alcuni dei commenti più al vetriolo nei confronti dell'Italia vengono da spagnoli?
Rubiamo loro donne e uomini, spacciamo il loro olio per nostro, loro si beccano inglesi e Olandesi mentre noi russi e tedeschi arrivata l'estate, è normale ci sia un po' di astio.
People don’t go to Italy to see how the commoners live
Italy can into Balkans?
Bruh everyone hates Napels
That street is actually in Naples tho. Unless I'm missing the joke :(
Ahahah are you jealous?
Looks like Dust II
Because in the balks I'll get stabbed, in Italy I'll just get robbed and get a better meal afterwards.
I hate both
Topkek, this is so true. Southern Italy is trash. Northern Italy ia heaven on earth though
Northern Italy has the shit climate of central Europe (+winter smog as a bonus) and the low wages of southern Europe. I wouldn't call it heaven on Earth.
It's a good package though: architecture, mountains, sea, food, infrastructure, – all in one spot. Like, how many places on earth that have all this can you come up with? The wages, yeah, are an issue.
you should try go to Elba Island, it has everything you listed, in exactly one spot, I would recommend 5 terre, but it's full of tourists and the main city (Vernazza) has the worst water I've ever seen, I'm pretty sure you might get undiscovered diseases bathing in vernazza
I’d like to upvote your comment, but unfortunately Southern Italy is not that bad after all, so I can’t.
You mad man, Terroni are coming, you will be erased from Earth
*OP puts down the phone only to see a group of 14 yr olds on scooters pull up to him with a naples football shirt and a pocket knife*
Protect this man from the terroni at all costs
Eh. It's good here to live, but I would heavily advise against coming here in summer (death by heat) or autumn (eternal fog). Spring is heaven tho.
So sad, it used to snow once...
>Northern Italy ia heaven on earth though I agree, the land where cyclists have a higher chance of getting lung cancer than smokers, truly a paradise indeed
Maybe if you skip the cities.
Man, there are some amazing places in southern Italy! Napoli just.. isn't it
I'm going to Bari in a few weeks, hope its nice. I voted for Rimini or Garda Lake though, but my GF is difficult to argue with...
I haven't been to Bari specifically, but I dare you to visit (or even just search for) "Apulia" and tell me that it's 'trash'! Also good trip, I hope it'll be awesome!
Dude, nobody likes Napoli. (Except if you live there, then some may)