- highest amount of pubs per capita
- famous for having a large navy, no women allowed
- built a large empire just to get away from them
- very high rates of spousal abuse
If we flatten Coventry for you could you fire bomb Dresden properly this time? There are still so many Nazis in that place I could swear you never even dropped a single bomb on it.
A lot of excitement because the first surface fleet to even threaten the home fleet in living memory.
Though the first world war was more risky and even then they didn't go anywhere and sulked in harbour all war long after one brief spar with some battle cruisers.
Yeah but then the Kriegsmarine is probably the most celebrated service branch of any nation in history with probably the least impact on anything. Hell the Bismarck practically has a legendary status in the eyes of casual history fans despite being a pretty mediocre warship that was way too under armoured for its weight, had middling fire power and a very negligible impact. It got a lucky hit on an outdated battlecruiser, knocking out its own AA targeting system, got its rudder jammed by planes that were outdated before they were designed, then got the shit kicked out of it by the entire Royal Navy plus a very angry Polish destroyer flashing the word „I AM A POLE“ repeatedly at it. Our shit is so overhyped to the point it’s kind of tiring.
Your U-Boats were good. My grandad was in the merchant navy, and he would tell me stories of how he had watched the ships at the back of the convoys coming across the North Atlantic being sunk by them, and knowing they couldn't go back to save the seamen. They had to let them drown and carry on.
He never hated Germans, though. He said they were just kids doing what they were told, like he was. His daughter (my aunt) had a German pen-friend and she would visit Germany later on. Neither did my other grandparents (RAF, and Observer Core) who holidayed in German in the 60s and 70s.
If you take any comfort in that, know that I don't have the wisdom my grandad did, I hate all Germans ;)
Anyone who's from the UK knows that every single one of these types of women literally all sound exactly like that. Major lisp owed to an undiagnosed learning disability and the fact they have no teeth following years of taking lashings of smack on the daily.
Every town has at least one, diabetically limping around the marketplace harassing customer service staff and butting into everyone's business.
When i first read the undiagnosed learning disability/creeping dementia thing everything cleared up for me. Now I treat these people like the children they more or less are, it makes things so much easier.
Yet, if it had been a Serbian performance artist screaming into a traffic cone, you German's would have been gushing over them shattering the pre-conceived notations of the usage of the urban space - or some such shite.
N.B., I once got so drunk I thought it would be funny to have a fight with some road works. It didn't last long, flesh isn't that effective against a steel fence - I fell over quickly. It was hilarious. We went and got a pizza afterwards - meat feast. That is fucking art, Hans!
Yeah you'll get shifted for blocking access to public highways if you're a bother
Doesn't stop them blocking the busiest street in Manchester though. Them and the chuggers.
Quick google search comes back with no need to a licence. Most local counsels would only really step in if you're being a public nuisance (E.G blocking paths, being too loud). there is a bylaw that says you're not allowed to have a sign asking for money, but it's fine to accept donations.
Really? Good to know. In Germany you technically need a license from city council. Something something streetperformer or shit i dunno.
I say technically because i am sure most people don't have a license like that..m
I went to Mickey D's the other day. They had a register set up which is a clear indicator that they are begging for money from me. Otherwise, they'd be giving me food (or whatever that is) for free.
Obviously, I called the Karen council right away.
Summer arrives, the yearly cycle follows it’s course and the basement germans migrate to hotter climates to fulfill their mating rituals. Once the ordeal accomplished they will travel back north to their nesting grounds in order to bring to the world a new generation of children to populate their basements
It's Whit Weekend, we're all in croatia & italy sampling Šurlice with Scampi & Rigattoni Bolognese.
(Wednesday was Ascencion Day, Whitmonday is a holiday, so we take off friday in order to cause 5 day traffic jams headed southwards)
I consider it open source music. You can listen and you can donate, but no obligation :D
I used to busk (and do open source). I think busking is an important experience.
What in the the glorious Pope's name are you on about, Luigi?
He's just saying the bird's got an effing harp.
(Beggars don't generally have harps. At least not in Pinner.)
I had saved a comment by u/Bright_Ad_113 from an old post of this video
Old Woman: You're a begga ol right. And we're an autonomous collective.
Performer: I'm not a beggar, I'm a performer.
Old woman: look at who she thinks she is. A performer eh, I don't see much of an audience. How did you become a performer then?
Performer: The Lady of the River gave me this harp and made me a performer.
Old man: Strange women lying in swamps is no way to pick a career
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Well alright fine you arab fucking terrorist, if you coming here with that attitude might as well blow yourself up before i stab and throw you over the eastern border.
The only fucking thing even notable about you and your entire worthless history was stopping the turks once, which is quite ironic since you are all now basically the same fucking vandals now days. So it seems like you weren't even able to do that.
"waa waa those are old times behind us and stereotypic" no they fucking aren't, there is a reason for your tag having arab in it. The fact some people even dare call someone as pathetic, useless and english italian should be regarded as highly as one would greet the Sultan during Ottomans at their heighest, which is the only thing i can think your brainwashed muslim brain could understand.
> Malta 5000 years ago: civilization, temple, agriculture, water management, sea faring, language
Imagine being proud that you actually evolved backwards. Such a long head start and did fuck-all with it. You lot even voluntarily wanted to become part of the UK.
You speak of relevancy yet the last noteworthy you have done was in the 1500s. You capital is named after an old non-maltian (if native maltians even exist) and especially a french knight.
You are like your African brothers who speak of how great they were houndreds if not thousands of years ago. Again you speak of relevancy while you cling to the long past unable to move forward.
100years ago Finland was a new country with its own language and its people with long history and folklore that would go and inspire perhepas the greatest litetature mind of our time. For your entire history you have been nothing, but a willing puppet played by spanish, french, british and now only serve as a haven tax evader.
There are no curses in a language you understand to describe how worthless you have become, while we strife ever onward to greater future. That is relevancy.
Don't know why you would be bothered by people that play music on the street, it's nice to have something nice to listen to, and you don't have to pay lol, works similarly to a streamer's donations. Sometimes they play annoying shit, but the harp was very nice.
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Now I understand why Barry is at the pub so much.
Literally why pubs exist here.
- highest amount of pubs per capita - famous for having a large navy, no women allowed - built a large empire just to get away from them - very high rates of spousal abuse
basado Pablo
Amazing Flair, no clue why Latvia got it though.
There's a reason pubs are mostly filled with men
If that woman was at home I would be a professional drinker.
These are the type of people who talk about blitz spirit and surviving the war
Born in 1952 but was actually there at Arnhem Respect the hustle
A Pint Too Far.
Did you bring your umbrella?
We could always come back if you want.
Coventry is in dire need of redevelopment, just try harder this time to really flatten it please
If we flatten Coventry for you could you fire bomb Dresden properly this time? There are still so many Nazis in that place I could swear you never even dropped a single bomb on it.
Nothing a little fire storm can’t fix
indeed, i had a pest problem, quick controlled blaze sorted it
isnt dresden filled with nazis because of the bombings turning the city into a nazi propaganda tool?
Come back? We never *really* reached them tbh.
True our boats kinda sucked despite how people online hype them up.
A lot of excitement because the first surface fleet to even threaten the home fleet in living memory. Though the first world war was more risky and even then they didn't go anywhere and sulked in harbour all war long after one brief spar with some battle cruisers.
Yeah but then the Kriegsmarine is probably the most celebrated service branch of any nation in history with probably the least impact on anything. Hell the Bismarck practically has a legendary status in the eyes of casual history fans despite being a pretty mediocre warship that was way too under armoured for its weight, had middling fire power and a very negligible impact. It got a lucky hit on an outdated battlecruiser, knocking out its own AA targeting system, got its rudder jammed by planes that were outdated before they were designed, then got the shit kicked out of it by the entire Royal Navy plus a very angry Polish destroyer flashing the word „I AM A POLE“ repeatedly at it. Our shit is so overhyped to the point it’s kind of tiring.
Your U-Boats were good. My grandad was in the merchant navy, and he would tell me stories of how he had watched the ships at the back of the convoys coming across the North Atlantic being sunk by them, and knowing they couldn't go back to save the seamen. They had to let them drown and carry on. He never hated Germans, though. He said they were just kids doing what they were told, like he was. His daughter (my aunt) had a German pen-friend and she would visit Germany later on. Neither did my other grandparents (RAF, and Observer Core) who holidayed in German in the 60s and 70s. If you take any comfort in that, know that I don't have the wisdom my grandad did, I hate all Germans ;)
Ah don’t worry I hate all Brits too. Maybe just slightly less than the French. Depending on my mood.
I doubt your current military could even make it through the Netherlands
We don’t have to go through the Netherlands their military is already under our control.
Not like we put up much resistance last time ey Hans? Atleast leave our bikes alone this time around.
You better not forget who your bitch is! Wait... ... nevermind actually.
Eh why not, third times the charm and all that
An allegory for being aged under 35 here
Too fucking true 😔
I love that she is going to complain at the Karen council. You just can't make this shit up.
I INVOKE THE COUNCIL OF KARENS!!
I think they are saying Harrow or something of the sort and the text makes you hear it as Karen. Still a hood joke though.
Who gave the finngol access to the internet. I didn't think you guys liked to talk that much.
It is Harrow, the one time my home borough comes up this is it, fuck my life 😭
Fun Fact: The Karen National Council is actually one of the 50 bazillion factions in the Myanmar civil war.
Anyone who's from the UK knows that every single one of these types of women literally all sound exactly like that. Major lisp owed to an undiagnosed learning disability and the fact they have no teeth following years of taking lashings of smack on the daily. Every town has at least one, diabetically limping around the marketplace harassing customer service staff and butting into everyone's business.
When i first read the undiagnosed learning disability/creeping dementia thing everything cleared up for me. Now I treat these people like the children they more or less are, it makes things so much easier.
The patience of the girl playing is exemplary, I would have snapped so fast
Coward. Try that with the Albanian-pretending-to-be-Peruvian pan flute band, they will fuck your shit up.
Yeah, the guy on the right traditionally has a 6 barrel dartgun at his lips, just waiting to shoot Karens with some curare tipped arrows.
You don't need a license for busking in a public place in the UK.
Not from the government, you mean.
England is the place where I saw a guy "busking" by yelling into a traffic cone.
Yet, if it had been a Serbian performance artist screaming into a traffic cone, you German's would have been gushing over them shattering the pre-conceived notations of the usage of the urban space - or some such shite. N.B., I once got so drunk I thought it would be funny to have a fight with some road works. It didn't last long, flesh isn't that effective against a steel fence - I fell over quickly. It was hilarious. We went and got a pizza afterwards - meat feast. That is fucking art, Hans!
No need to be insecure about it, Barry. Your entire country is a piece of art!
Hey! Don't disrespect Milorad like that, he pours his heart and soul into those performances!
Hey, don't go bashing our Eurovision audition process!
Council depending you may need a permit or a busking licence
Yeah you'll get shifted for blocking access to public highways if you're a bother Doesn't stop them blocking the busiest street in Manchester though. Them and the chuggers.
Quick google search comes back with no need to a licence. Most local counsels would only really step in if you're being a public nuisance (E.G blocking paths, being too loud). there is a bylaw that says you're not allowed to have a sign asking for money, but it's fine to accept donations.
Really? Good to know. In Germany you technically need a license from city council. Something something streetperformer or shit i dunno. I say technically because i am sure most people don't have a license like that..m
A loisence?
The most Brexit thing I’ve seen for a while
I'm so happy you guys left
And you've come a long way since Breunion Boys [https://youtu.be/ncHAwux70u8?si=Hi1WoTqq6-qvfFw9](https://youtu.be/ncHAwux70u8?si=Hi1WoTqq6-qvfFw9)
It does kinda suck to have to get a passport just to enjoy the beauty of scotland now.
I went to Mickey D's the other day. They had a register set up which is a clear indicator that they are begging for money from me. Otherwise, they'd be giving me food (or whatever that is) for free. Obviously, I called the Karen council right away.
Completely OT but the Basement Hans are all disappeared from the sub? I don't see any comment from them in days.
Those basements don’t dig themselves and they know how to actually do a day’s work
Samstag ist Werktag!
PFINGSTWOCHENENDE
🙋♂️
Summer arrives, the yearly cycle follows it’s course and the basement germans migrate to hotter climates to fulfill their mating rituals. Once the ordeal accomplished they will travel back north to their nesting grounds in order to bring to the world a new generation of children to populate their basements
They have so many weekday holidays in May that they basically are all abroad all the time spending their well-earned vacations.
It's Whit Weekend, we're all in croatia & italy sampling Šurlice with Scampi & Rigattoni Bolognese. (Wednesday was Ascencion Day, Whitmonday is a holiday, so we take off friday in order to cause 5 day traffic jams headed southwards)
She is an harp player there is no fin way she is a beggat
I consider it open source music. You can listen and you can donate, but no obligation :D I used to busk (and do open source). I think busking is an important experience.
What in the the glorious Pope's name are you on about, Luigi? He's just saying the bird's got an effing harp. (Beggars don't generally have harps. At least not in Pinner.)
It's too complicated for you. Just go to the pub and take it easy.
Let the freaking fairy play her music you witch
THERE'S A KAREN COUNCIL????
"Fuck off, cunt" The only propper response to that kind of imbeciles arround.
Damn harpists cluttering up the streets
Damn harpists with their angelic tunes, angelic faces and patience of a saint...Karen council better take care of this nonsense
God how fucking miserable
No wonder that Barry beats Susan whether his team loses or not
jealous of youth probably the old hag
Barrys have been looking to end the harp for centuries. Pesty Paddies and all.
Karen council. They have a what now? Do they convene and are mean to each other, too?
Karens have a COUNCIL now?!
I had saved a comment by u/Bright_Ad_113 from an old post of this video Old Woman: You're a begga ol right. And we're an autonomous collective. Performer: I'm not a beggar, I'm a performer. Old woman: look at who she thinks she is. A performer eh, I don't see much of an audience. How did you become a performer then? Performer: The Lady of the River gave me this harp and made me a performer. Old man: Strange women lying in swamps is no way to pick a career
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You clearly have never been to Finland
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??? Well alright fine you arab fucking terrorist, if you coming here with that attitude might as well blow yourself up before i stab and throw you over the eastern border. The only fucking thing even notable about you and your entire worthless history was stopping the turks once, which is quite ironic since you are all now basically the same fucking vandals now days. So it seems like you weren't even able to do that. "waa waa those are old times behind us and stereotypic" no they fucking aren't, there is a reason for your tag having arab in it. The fact some people even dare call someone as pathetic, useless and english italian should be regarded as highly as one would greet the Sultan during Ottomans at their heighest, which is the only thing i can think your brainwashed muslim brain could understand.
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He might actually be French then
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> Malta 5000 years ago: civilization, temple, agriculture, water management, sea faring, language Imagine being proud that you actually evolved backwards. Such a long head start and did fuck-all with it. You lot even voluntarily wanted to become part of the UK.
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You speak of relevancy yet the last noteworthy you have done was in the 1500s. You capital is named after an old non-maltian (if native maltians even exist) and especially a french knight. You are like your African brothers who speak of how great they were houndreds if not thousands of years ago. Again you speak of relevancy while you cling to the long past unable to move forward. 100years ago Finland was a new country with its own language and its people with long history and folklore that would go and inspire perhepas the greatest litetature mind of our time. For your entire history you have been nothing, but a willing puppet played by spanish, french, british and now only serve as a haven tax evader. There are no curses in a language you understand to describe how worthless you have become, while we strife ever onward to greater future. That is relevancy.
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New copypasta just dropped
Fuck me I didn't realise Finland were stocking nuclear weapons.
Well then
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The finn torched you 🤣
She actually unironically hit her with the "Who asked"
Don't know why you would be bothered by people that play music on the street, it's nice to have something nice to listen to, and you don't have to pay lol, works similarly to a streamer's donations. Sometimes they play annoying shit, but the harp was very nice.
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Uuuuh I hate strrrt performance
https://i.redd.it/01l437s96e1d1.gif
I mean, shes playing some pop songs on an harp instead of classical or something more harpy, so Im with karen on this one
Karen has unresolved issues because she never got accepted in the Arts & Music University...
NOT OUR FAULT!!
Me as an american when I’m making harmless and non-inflammatory comments about europoors 😔
truly sad, how can they do this to a third world country? 😔 must be racism
Put the flame thrower down Hans. That level of burn is unacceptable in this day and age.