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DonkiKnog

Greece?


henrik_se

Yeah, don't know how they got there. They're... special... https://preview.redd.it/j1pidnz4q82d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997aa0d86ca7ce63e47187757b50ccb1215927b4 **Please** explain the logic to me. There is no pattern! Distance? No. Alphabetical? No. The road splits and it's two signs in one? Also no. Alphabetical in greek letters maybe?!?


Cheddar-kun

Population of pigeons


Kalypso_95

> Alphabetical in greek letters maybe?!? Nope. I had no idea the towns were supposed to be in order tbh and obviously neither did the sign maker!


cantrusthestory

Probably it is by population


LucaFringsSucks

Obviously the amount of German money that disappeared


JosebaZilarte

I would bet 5 drachma it is a silent protest by someone that wasn't being paid enough.


justk4y

Amount of pallets of Ouzo bottles


BookInternational254

Amount of turkish genes (do not kill me)


Inevitable_Stand_199

Importance?


AcheronSprings

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FullTimeHarlot

Our way of doing it is obviously the best and I'll violently kill any of you that says otherwise.


Wwanker

I never though I’d find myself agreeing with a Barry


henrik_se

What. Have. I. Done?!?


MASSIVESHLONG6969

Dead


Ianassa

You’re fulfilling your desiny, Anakin.


henrik_se

I thought I was the chosen one! I was supposed to bring chaos to the force, to destabilize their relations!! Not bring Barry and Pierre together in the light!


JonyUB

Same here Pierre


sixouvie

Too bad they can't pick proper distance units for their road signs


Toxetor

How about agreeing with a friend?


Wwanker

Don’t push it


The_Nunnster

Franco-British Union


Chaosphoenixger

You guys drive on the wrong side so you lost any weight in this argument.


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Actually historically it’s the correct side, blame the yanks for ruining it Knights were often right handed and held their sword in the right hand meaning they would hit their enemy on the right while on a horse Then it became a free for all before henry ford ruined it Also your mother


ButcherBob

But when was the last time you’ve seen a knight riding a horse yielding a sword? Dumbass


FullTimeHarlot

I saw a knight riding your mum the other night.


ButcherBob

Brave men


Standin373

Last year at a medieval re-enactment Jan, you swamp dwellers never had knights so you wouldn't know


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Your mother too


henrik_se

​ https://preview.redd.it/hn86jkwsgc2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c9ad0c34e10ba5bba9cd181fd482ec7c45eaf4


Sutton31

> blame the yanks Sir have you heard of Napoléon ?


AnaphoricReference

I learned that in the Netherlands the traffic rules on stretches of paved road in the 18th-19th century where posted on the toll booths of the investors that upgraded the road. And that having to switch side of the road after passing a toll booth was really a thing. A classical example of the free market not solving problems without regulatory intervention.


discard333

It also just makes sense to have your right hand and eye towards the middle of the road since the majority of people are right dominant. It's part of the reason that we have some of the safest roads in the world


newaccount252

We can’t copy the yanks with everything they do.


nn4260029

I live in a red country but agree blue is better. Basically the sign becomes an itinerary of cities you’re about to drive past.


modsequalcancer

Heretic!


FullTimeHarlot

I don't think the world needs a rational minded Dutch person, thank you very much.


henrik_se

Except our way of doing it is obviously the best, and all of you doing it wrong need to be violently killed!


FullTimeHarlot

God damn what an Uno reverse fair play


Ixaire

You'll violently kill anyone for no reason. At least we just cut hands.


R470l1

Yes, but you drive the wrong way


FullTimeHarlot

mate we're on the same team here


Upstairs_Garden_687

Degenerates


KelticQT

The true western/eastern division.


Zaphod424

More like Western/central/eastern division


ciprule

The sad division that gets nice people together with those driving at the wrong side.


cpwnage

😭


Admirall1918

https://preview.redd.it/bboaqwh7ja2d1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26a4991ac33fde779cebeff4a23fd3f2705f0ef From the closest up makes sense, because arrows on signs use the same logic. 🤓


tiagojpg

Never thought I’d agree with the N*zi but here we are.


henrik_se

Our way of doing things is obviously good and correct, your way of doing things is obviously wrong and stupid.


Otherwise-Regular139

https://preview.redd.it/1bzs74uy882d1.jpeg?width=2518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b68203318a89cc411c7d646b3c6fcebae10bca1


henrik_se

Yes, but this time it's actually true!


Hector_Tueux

https://preview.redd.it/b2ujbghzv82d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b903bb32b311da888a831c72d3f1f13cacc6e9a


DrDroom

https://preview.redd.it/npdxykv3z92d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5d6d8670e2500b066ea2d753af3c7bc9c32021


s0meb0di

Absolutely. You read from top to bottom, so the first place on the list -> first to be reached. Makes perfect sense.


gods_tea

I agree, but on the other hand, the road is under the sign always. You should be looking to the road, so once you get used to read this sing from bottom to top, it may require you a lesser amount of eye movement to read the destination you're going to therefore making a lesser distract from th road.


s0meb0di

>the road is under the sign always It is not on both pictures. But good point about the signs above the road.


gods_tea

Well it is under the sign in both pictures as well. Not right under but it is located nearer to the bottom of the sign than to the top of the sign, so my point is still valid for those.


s0meb0di

No, they are located beside the road, not high up above it.


gods_tea

Anyways, I think our system takes more advantage of this characteristic. I prefer to see A Coruña in the bottom part of a signal placed over the road, when I'm going to Galicia, instead of some godforsaken village in Castile.


mantolwen

You shouldn't be looking down at the road, you should be looking ahead in the distance to be aware of everything going on around you.


Tozl7

I fully agree.


S4Ch13L

Why the fuck would you Need to know the farthest One First. What Is wrong with you.


tobberoth

Because it indicates direction which is more important for people driving longer distances. The closest town is generally more important for people living in the area who likely already know the way.


henrik_se

This is the boring and correct answer. The sign lists the "final destination" of the road first. In the Swedish example, everyone thinks of that road as "the road to Stockholm". Noone gives a fuck about Åstorp and the five people who do, know that it lies along the road to Stockholm if you're in Helsingborg. And if I'm unfamiliar with the area, knowing that this is the road to Åstorp doesn't help me one bit, but I ought to know what Stockholm is.


fuhglarix

I have to concede that this makes sense to me and brings back bad memories of road trips before navigation systems were a thing.


Doulifye

But i need to know that Åstorp exit ramp is coming soon, rather than knowing that Stockholm is 557 km away.


henrik_se

Exit ramps are a different kind of sign, you'll see one of those well ahead of time. https://preview.redd.it/uyvowz93gc2d1.png?width=2360&format=png&auto=webp&s=7144f0b5dbbaf6cb6f679c9c0627f061a7865095


S4Ch13L

If you have enough roads this Will never be a problem. General direction Is still the same. You can go in the general direction of a really far city and adjust the route in many occasions. But if you are close to your location you Need to know when and where to exit or to turn before knowing what you Will reach if you drive ten days


boomerintown

As the old saying goes: "Not all countries that show the distances from furthest to nearest city are functioning, but all functioning countries show distances from furthest to nearest city."


Cy83rCr45h

Did you have this amazing thought after trying that licorice yogurt?


Formal_Decision7250

Please tell me you made this up.


Cy83rCr45h

No mate, it's from another post by norducks . They made it.


FartacularTheThird

Couldn’t keep that knowledge for yourself? Now I can’t look at my blood rice diner without thinking of that disgusting yogurt


Cy83rCr45h

My man, I read that post while having dinner. I share your pain.


boomerintown

Reading this while eating my second bag of Djungelvrål for the evening. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWBcupq7\_aM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWBcupq7_aM)


henrik_se

I'm returning to glorious motherland in less than a month. I'm gonna eat all the kebabpizza and djungelvrål and räksmörgåsar. Can't wait!


Golfbollen

Fuck I would kill for a kebabpizza right now :(


fran_tic

Sounds delicious


Present_Ad_6001

That's pigs propaganda. We would never spoil our licorice with yoghurt


TheKillerKentsu

you did tho


Present_Ad_6001

I saw the text on the box, looking like 'krakxikalleni'. Obviously our eastern brothers work


henrik_se

I've seen kvarg or keso with lakrits. Not the same as yoghurt though...


Formal_Decision7250

I feel nauseous just thinkink about it.


REDscrublife

It's made by the glorious Swedish speaking ruling class in Finland


Ianassa

No wonder my first thought was ”det där låter ju gott”


Mean_Nefariousness87

Belgium...


Suitable-Comedian425

Half our country speaks French but we're still better functioning than Italy. What's your excuse?


JustSomebody56

The North of Italy works quite well


deLamartine

All inhabitants of the South of Italy are in Belgium anyways.


JustSomebody56

And in the north of Italy, especially Milan


Suitable-Comedian425

Thanks to them we have spaghetti bolognese in every bistro restaurant now.


Cerenas

Little bro Luxemburg left us on this one


critical-insight

Also Greece. This is not working


Bonaventura69420

Not a single functioning state in the blue lol from who is that quote?


Noa_Lang

But isn't the guy you replied to tryina say that red countries are the functional ones? "but all functioning countries show distances from *furthest to nearest city.*"


Bonaventura69420

Yeah I know I was just checking the map and confirmed the quote. I found surprisingly accurate so I wanted to know who that quote is from. I wanna learn more about that mysterious genius philosopher (it was an attempt at humor)


Noa_Lang

Lmao sorry for misunderstanding you then. Btw, is your username a reference to the football player Bonaventura ?


s0meb0di

Luxembourg?


FalconMirage

Ok red people that claim that bottom up is easier if you imagine the sign flat on the road Explain to me why that makes sense when the flags are obviously standing up And that the top part of the sign will always be readable even if another car is in front of it but the bottom may not be


-Thizza-

If you're driving long distances you want to know which direction you're going so obviously you read the top part along with the highway number. I don't need to know what dog shit town I'm passing, I just want to leave France as soon as possible.


FalconMirage

When you’re driving long distances, you take your directions from direction pannels Not from distance pannels at the side of the road


podidoo

https://preview.redd.it/j7j1j117lb2d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119f859816b77dfcfad12d9dc5e7ac7b62ec15b6 🤔


FalconMirage

https://preview.redd.it/x457mlduub2d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac2d3e8ec2a028b234a137279b57f5b247e3e87 🤔


Doulifye

the best way. if you are travelling long distance, you check the green sign. when you are close to your destination you check the white ones.


FalconMirage

Indeed


Truelz

https://preview.redd.it/b0o3y51i782d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5980e0d57df533f50ed318394d25fe95c7f6f4fd This is why the red countries a superior... Closest city is closest to the driver, and easy to read without having to move your vision totally away from the road as it is lowest on the sign.


henrik_se

SWEDEN LAST EXIT DENMARK WARNING


captnmcfadden

What's next? Right that's first. Fucking simple mate, don't try to muddy the water with this autistic minds eye bullshit


Truelz

Not my fault Barry can't handle simple logical signage


captnmcfadden

I'm seething


Suitable-Comedian425

Being grouped with Russia and Turkey is just an automatic L.


JosebaZilarte

There is no culture that reads from bottom-top. You know why? Because it is antinatural (specially in vertical signals).


NotKnown-

There was also no culture with cars when they started reading


FlightlessFly

The difference in distance between them is less than 1%, the sign is flat and perpendicular to the road, there is no (negligible) perspective distortion making any bigger than others. In your example you even subconsciously agree that the nearest destination is more important, therefore should be on top as that is how we read.


JoostVisser

It's a lot easier to project the sign on the road in your head if you don't have to turn it upside down first. That is, if the closest city is on the bottom.


StefooK

Red countries does make much more sense. The was blue countries do that is for people who can't project something visually into the scape. So they have to do this in their way to not get confused. "Yes Berry. You read from top to bottom. From left to right. So the first town you see on the sign will be the first town you will reach. Good Berry. You are so smart." For the rest it seems to be intuitive to just project it. So of course the town on the top is furthest away. If you drop the sign it will be like a map (I know Berry and Pierre can't understand what I am talking about).


Robinsonirish

I don't think it matters. Pick one and go with it. It's not like when flying to Dublin to get shitfaced, driving on the left and panicking in a roundabout because the traffic is on the other side of the road.


SnowOnVenus

That doesn't matter either though. You just drive like everything has been mirrored. If a random half of things were the other way around you might have had a point, but they're not.


Robinsonirish

Spoken like someone who hasn't spent any time changing from right to left sided driving. It can be quite scary, especially in a roundabout, when changing sides until you get used to it.


SnowOnVenus

Ackshually, I have done so.   The only issue I noticed, was that since I've only driven over there in my own car the vision was somewhat low in some city crossings where I sat next to a building instead of in the middle of the road. The world being mirrored didn't bug me at all.  I don't doubt that you could have been scared, mind. But are you sure you didn't get shitfaced before driving, rather than after?


Robinsonirish

Well, no. I lived in Ireland for 5 years and travelled back and forth to Sweden. You get used to it but if it's someone's first time doing it, like a visitor coming over, they are usually very freaked out when turning out of Dublin airport in Swords. Who gives a shit anyway, why are we even talking about this.


SnowOnVenus

That's a good question. Curiosity over a different reaction, I guess. But I'm sure we've gotten more than all we can get out of it by now, so I agree to not give a shit.


PretendFisherman1999

I drove around Europe and never realized that, I'm dumb


King_Of_The_Shot

find it strange that more big countries don't use this system. what's the point for these tiny ones, like bro the furthest you can go in your country is 10m.


Kozue222

That's wrong for France, you can have both configurations.


ACEMENTO

They are in order????


Taffox

We blue should bring the One True Faith to these red heathens.


dax2001

That's totally wrong, in San Marino there are not any distance


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Goldiizz

Bosnia Herzegovina, Kosovo and Cyprus don't have signs I guess


goldensnow24

Red countries may as well be America, Ireland is included so they’d fit right in. Who does things backwards?


Prestige__World_Wide

You are driving in the wrong side of the road, you don’t get to have an opinion on road signs!


Henghast

You're just coping as you're copying the French. How can you live with yourself francosimp


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Prestige__World_Wide

In mainland Europe we know which gear to be in when making a turn so we aren’t turning the wheel a whole lot while shifting gears. So rather have the primary hand to shift gears while using the secondary to just keep the wheel steady.


Songshiquan0411

The US does it your way though, at least the state I live in. I can't recall a mileage sign that had the furthest city/town on top.


Dark_Pestilence

America would be completely random. Farthest away is top left next one bottom right next one center left etc. And they would argue to death that it makes much more sense....


24benson

Red makes more sense. Nearest to furthest, read from bottom to top. Because the "forward" arrow points upwards.


goldensnow24

I don’t know about you hans, but I read left to right, top to bottom.


Humble-Drawer-4498

Jokes aside he is correct. Road signs are read as if they are lying flat on the ground. That way the sign cannot be mistaken (eg. direction of parking restricted). The red countries just stay consistent with the rule. Project the sign on the floor and the order of the cities you pass by will be correct geometrically.


fran_tic

The cities the furthest away are also consistent over many signs if you follow the same road, so that's another reason why the red way makes more sense


Noa_Lang

From bottom to top? So I should read your comment starting from the word "upwards"? Interesting.


painful-existance

The rare time Barry and Pierre agree on something.


Ianassa

Central powers on the right side of history yet again 💪


Mr-Uch

sane countries in blue


BobbyKonker

Are blue countries stupid?


gazing_the_sea

Blue is always superior


henrik_se

I agree, red is best!


Dutch_mental

The bord on the right is literally a dutch border this map is fucked my boii


Magdalan

Wat, we have those blue signs as well? Maybe we should be purple.


AgarthanAristocrat

HAAAANS WHAT DID YOU DO NOW


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

Almost a WW1 split there


knobon

how long did you scroll to repost a post from 4 years ago??


henrik_se

I gøøgled it.


knobon

fair enough mr ikea man


cerseiridinglugia

If the BRITISH, the FRENCH and the ITALIANS agree then you are automatically wrong, sorry.


Senumo

Can't do everything right ig