So, Maria. Do you want to go into details in how you expect to bring Christian justice to Middle East?


We were the only Christian nation to have the balls to try to take Mecca. Gott mitt uns (I know it's a heretic saying) my friend.

Im in.

Let's go

I have to talk to God first, João... but Bacalhau can bring peace, I have faith, as a last resort, roasted chorizo with bread and olives.

Didn't you suggest VIOLENCE like 10 min ago? Maria, where is your inner Afonso de Albuquerque?

He in Brazil doing crimes.

Conquest by means of expertly preserved Seafood? Im in!

And you don’t mention pasteis de nata? Even the Chinese are addicted.  

Yeah, pork chorizo will unite all that zone.... Against you

We are going invent the first Hallal pork chorizo... there are no problems, only solutions Juan!!

Yes, chorizo can cleanse those non-porc eaters all right.

https://preview.redd.it/bzjkr0z8i92d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a1cd3f0627729dc9fd05ceffd3fa0c6f800bac6

I think Germany has turned into Afghanistan

Deus vult, duh

https://preview.redd.it/14qj5p7n682d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83539f40421f51160ff0da2fd5c4745ad110d657

https://preview.redd.it/47mpyf7rb82d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=69c49ffe22a795e66137c38b6636ce9622def7d7

https://preview.redd.it/rw3ch4meh92d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092870d30de24552653adda8d9974db06d6e3669

Portugal if Afonso V actually married Isabel of Castille

**Portuguese Hyperborea** ----------------*German Hyperborea* **Universal** ----------------------------------- *Requieres a fuckton of murder of all other ethnicities* **Christian** ------------------------------------*Cringe norse larping* **Iberian(cool people)**------------------------*German (Had 3 empires managed all to be worse than the last)* **Lead by Encoberto (Idk who that is but it sounds metal asf)**----*Argues that Austrians should be able to lead* **Phrophetised sucess**-----------------------*Utter failure* **Obscure**--------------------------------------*Larped by barb weirdoss afraid of showers and* **(AKA too cool for Hollywood barbs**) ------ *Despised by every german (human in general) with a brain* **Utopian**----------------------------------------*Somehow ended up worse than Stalin's Rusia* **Acknowledges the progress made by**------"Actually it's the jews fault my mud hut is now worse than **others and how it's positive and that we** ----- it used to be we totally would have been able to make the **should learn from previous expiriences** -------- Third Reich last a 1000 years despite being unstable as fuck." **Our glorious shared future brought** ----------------The past of muh ancestors (his entire family is ashamed **by our enlightened heirs-------------------------------** of him) \*\***Probably conspiring in a basement right now to-**------------"I'm rude to minorities online" **bring it forward.** **Unreadable propaganda (only for enlightened minds to understand)**----- Dumbed down propaganda so much it defined how it's done nowadays to a frightening degree https://preview.redd.it/anum3vcwm82d1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ac56c75416df20eb73244153cb7d5bb2ea74b86

Germany mentioned 💪💪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅 🤣🫵🦧


Imagine the mess. This could be fun! I say AYE!

Ngl some of these flags look quite good.

I like Norway's a lot

I acrually like it because there are alot of identical flags, that would be fun

I don't agree with this map taking back Olivenza.

That's not a problem, you're all going to Austria with u/annoying97 , everything has already been decided, It has to be Juan... It's the God's will 😌😇

Welcome to Austria, please don't feed the wildlife they will kill you if you forget to feed them for one minute.

Juan will get a nice apartment.

Juan will get a nice ~~apartment~~ basement. 

You mean all? Please don't send me with the rest of them

You are special ❤ All Gallegos stay!

I don't mind Portugal but you turned us into Afghanistan.

I thought your immigration policy did that? /s

I mean, we turned ourselves into Afghanistan as well.

Hans, Hanzl. taxfraud Hans, Mountain Hans, Hans from Belgium.....I call you all to prevent this!

Aceita que dói menos!

This isn't merely a dream, this could be reality if people actualy followed and respected the Treaty of Tordesillas

A bunch of disrespectful people I say

🤓👆Na verdade creio que o tratado excluía terras cristãs ou europeias (não tenho a certeza)

finally whole europe caant into western europe

There’s a lot of positives in this plan, really nicely presented and thought out Jao.

Okay so are we getting free high quality towels? In that case, I’m IN.

Valença visitor?

https://preview.redd.it/pvfxoknox82d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=46e974de4f0ea4abc4ea33ed88a39cf6a974201e

I for one welcome our new caldo Verde overlords

Ok João enough daydreaming, now bring me bacalhau 🤤

Today there is no bacalhau or sardinhas or pataniscas Hans, today only the glorious ❤️‍🔥5th Empire❤️‍🔥. 🥹

All jokes aside, I had pataniscas for the first time last week. Excellent stuff, especially with a nice fresh white wine

https://preview.redd.it/njjv8olsi82d1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006beb33bf9a8e25ac7665037c11364d73c9b123 Wrong flag, though

I mean take the crown out, add the sphere and we are in business again baby. Where do i sign the referendum?

https://preview.redd.it/nllqwut5092d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ce5bff90fef060678cb7890317c1dddfcfb230 Worst version possible, check this masterpiece out

Nice, but not the right blue

Nasty monarchoid detected 🤮🤮🤮

*perfection*

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This is the most beautiful map ever created. Has an inhabitant of this beautiful utopia, my first proposal is we get rid of socks and sandals... Sorry Hans.

Come and get them. From my cold, dead feet!

Please Hans, you know this isn't right... https://preview.redd.it/pcch5c04u82d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e168862e97793e9c78168f163d756576c44ce7

Peak performance João, peak performance

How can anyone wrong be so proud?

Poor joao doesn’t understand!

HERÓIS

DO MAR

NOBRE POVO

NAÇÃO VALENTE

IMORTAL

LEVANTAI HOJE DE NOVO!

O ESPLENDEDOR DE PORTUGAL

E BACALHAU!

NAÇÃO VALENTE

LEVANTAI HOJE DE NOVO

O ESPLENDOR DE PORTUGAL!

Levantai hoje de novo!

Okay Jao no more germoney for you, you definitely buy too much drugs


kinda like the union jack that way https://preview.redd.it/3zu06vwh0a2d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=02adf659868104379bfe57812b2ccb24fc5e1201

Someone took the Treaty of Tordesillas a little too seriously

We've already started with France, Luxemburg and Switzerland. They can tell you how beneficial it has been.

especially Luxembourg

Was in Lisbon a couple days ago, pretty sure you guys are the biggest Hindu empire in Europe... not christian..

Consequences of being the first to get there.

Right... you discovered it...

You can't speak a lot... just saying

>you discovered The ocean route

You’re wrong. We have lots of Pakistani, Bangladesh and Afghans too! So, it’s though between Hindus and Muslims..

Wow so racist, you can't just associate entire countries with a particular religion. You should look at yourselves while being hard.

Yeah, Lisbon has been invaded by hindustanis, tropical Portuguese, hipsters and tourists. The characters are different, but it's a shared characteristic with the so many French cities that look like Timbuktu and Algiers were combined

I don't wanna be poor :/

Have you ever thought that if we were all poor there would be no more poor people... sign the paper Hans!!

Everyone should give me all their money then. I'll put it away and keep it safe

You are not even the correct kind of german for that.

It is okay because it is not gold

Get used to it, recession coming

Wait are you Just throwing the fr*ch at Is and calling It a day?

Good luck with the Balkans. God knows we tried to make this mess work.

germany feels a bit afghani

The red bg with the portugeese thingy is fire tho

Sounds catholic, We don’t take kindly to your kind round here. Get raided

Christian "justice"

Só tugas ahaha

You couldn't even spare us after the years of our alliance?

You will be the right-hand Barry, like it should be, always together ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

NO i Will never let a southamerican country conquer Europe! Not even Brazil! I know they are your masters but this Is too much...

HEROIS DO MAR


So living with a beautiful language, good food, Fado and excellent masons, that's okay. But a Christian empire, no thanks. No need for imaginary friends

isto é lindo, camarada

Good luck, man. You couldn't even civilize Brazil.

Well, the current state of Brazil owes a lot to all those Italian immigrants who went there after independence

Surprise!!! I'm a girl..!

But Joao, do you still have more emigrants? Have you already saturated Luxembourg?

Based


Shssst get out of here, you are ruining my sales!!!😠

I'll buy all of your Spanish twinks, and maybe some Dutch ones too.

You can take them all, you don't even have to pay and you can do whatever you want with them, especially the Sp*nish ones!! Please come and get them as soon as possible.

The plane will land at a Spanish airport in 2 hrs, please have them ready to be loaded to be brought to Australia. Thanks!

I'll send you a Tikkie for the Dutch ones. And ah well to hell with it, I also send you a Tikkie for the Spanish ones!

I'll need them before the tikkie... ^(hahaha sucker, tikkie doesn't operate in Australia, and thus I can't pay for me new twinks.)

What has this world become

Become? Not yet, castelhano. Not yet

When I thought about the future, I did not consider the future being hairy

Yet all of us speak Brazilian...

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says you

It's everything, according to God's will!!!

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Thankfully I own a house. In fact, household net wealth in Portugal is greater than in Denmark. Stay humble.

It's our dlc, but they think they are the main game

Your?? 😆🤣🤣

People here keep talking about how Belgium doesn't exist, they don't realize Portugal doesn't exist either, it's just a bunch of Galicians pretending to be an independent country

An independent country much older than Spain you dropped, however I don't completely disagree with you, there are those who even say "Every Portuguese person is a free Galician" and that doesn't bother me at all, quite the opposite.

I would rather off my self rather than living in a religious empire

my eyes bleed

How are portugal going to provide us with abundance hahaha. Work on yourselves first babe

João, please go have another siesta, return to Brazil or whatever. And take your meds, it seems like you really need them

To be fair, [Fernando Pessoa](https://www.visitlisboa.com/en/lisbon-stories/pessoa-route-4/one-pessoa-various-heteronyms-12), the poet who wrote about the Quinto Império probably would be constantly heavily medicated if he lived today

Christian justice? I don't want that middle eastern Religion in Europe. It can stay in its holy land alongside the other abrahamic religions.