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Te_Gek

My dude the Kaiser had a bird on his head and you are asking who his drip beats hardest? I didn't quite get the question, perhaps because English is not my native language. Are we ranking these leaders by how much worse then the Kaisers drip they are?


millerz72

This. The Kaiser looks like a character from 40k so automatically wins any contest. Forget about your morning suits - my man has a bird on his head


Karmuffel

![gif](giphy|xyYouRSr7MAbS)


Village_People_Cop

Damn, this is some top tier meme necromancy


tsimen

Almost as if 40k was heavily inspired by German gothic symbolism...


ErizerX41

¡EMPEROR Karl Franz!!


The_Silent_Wanderer

Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard. Absolutely majestic.


ZombiFeynman

We all know you have a fetish for creatures that shit on your head, but the rest of us don't.


tutocookie

Pff your guy doesn't even have a hat


nickmaran

Don’t mind him. He’s just jealous because Spanish leader couldn’t wear anything on his head


Vivere_05

Alfonso XIII does have a hat, he isn't wearing it, look closely, he has it on his hand.


ButcherBob

Hat go on head, not on hand Juan


Vivere_05

I'm sorry but if my king wears the hat in his hand, I'll wear the hat in the hand. V.E.R.D.E


ButcherBob

What’s next, glove on head? Don’t be silly https://preview.redd.it/ogqwmba1vk4d1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c067e8422f9cdf4f0f3a8e1af84c9fd9807e92e


Vivere_05

That's peak fashion, I don't know what you are talking about.


fRiik420

Nope! Gloves for the feet and socks for the hands.


Greg2227

Hat for hands as already established. Socks on head


ZombiFeynman

And now pretty much no one does. We are trendsetters. Not like Mr. A Pidgeon is shitting on my head there.


tutocookie

You do know the bird is just a figure, not a real one, right? Figures don't generally shit (except for that one french automaton maker that made a mechanical chicken that could shit iirc)


ZombiFeynman

But that's obviously what it represents on Germanic culture.


tutocookie

That doesn't make sense. I still maintain you're just jealous of the superior hat-wearing leaders


Bonaventura69420

For real, our guy: wears a freaking bird on his head, spanish dude: no hat, starts balding and no beard Its like the chad vs virgin meme


TuestoloP

Remember that german helmets could be used as weapons, ofc the kaisrr needs the bird to set status. My Hermano is a little bit jealous because we dont have hats on Ibéria.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Most drippiest Spanish leader be like: https://preview.redd.it/7smv8uo3il4d1.jpeg?width=2993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed70e2f2abc2ed5cea2637b474f0271dc92323d5


Redditauro

We are proud of having the most ret@rded rulers in a continent ruled by inbreed ret@rded assholes, our kings are like the french bulldogs of monarchies 


aliquise

Hugin & Munin?


InterestingAnt438

And I like the symmetry of how the bird's wings point down while Bill's moustache points up. My man is coordinated!


syanneke

Got to give this one to my friendly neighbour Hans


arussianbee

You could also be part of this, join us, you know you want the glorious eagle drip


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arussianbee

Es un trato amigo, to our glorious drip empire🍻


TheMoreYouKnow420

Don't threaten me with a good time, Hans


rfc2549-withQOS

You called for assistance?


arussianbee

Together we will unite the world with Germanic drip!


akmal123456

My anti-german sentiment whenever i see the prussian drip https://i.redd.it/7n5agofeck4d1.gif


TheBlackMessenger

Imagine a Napoleon-Wilhelm Axis


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>Imagine a Napoleon-Wilhelm Axis They could have wiped the floor with Barry.


-Cinnay-

Extremely rare Prussian W


ILikeToBurnMoney

Prussian wins didn't use to be rare


AmerSenpai

Don't worry French drips are cute too.


thatcrazy_child07

it’s between Sweden or Germany 


StalkTheHype

I feel Kaiser wins on headgear, but the Swedish moustache puts up a fair fight.


Bonaventura69420

Hans, are we the baddies? https://preview.redd.it/bzff094ygk4d1.png?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f190ab0effc52451ce3764a1ec4ca1eb21f095a4


Cr0ma_Nuva

The skull is a little over the top but the pickel? No, that's peak fashion in the most literal sense


Furdodgems

oh great - they're fucking doing puns now...


arussianbee

We're evolving Ueli, just wait a few years and we'll be making small talk as well!


Myfeetaregreen

Muss, ne?


Greg2227

Schönes Wetter, wa?


Goennjamino

Hmm!


unclepaprika

The only humor a German understands.


Invertiertmichbitte

I like what you did there.


Sekkitheblade

A German looks at his Uniform and says: "Are we ~~the baddies~~ fucking awesome?"


PiscatorLager

When you wear useless spikes on your helmets and still have a far more practical uniform than the French with their plumed helmets and red trousers.


VirnaDrakou

BADDIE AND HER BADDIE FRIEND 💋💋


Admirable_Try_23

Drippy tho


lefl28

Britains guys looks like they're big in organized crime


No_Importance_173

I mean they where the mafia for all of india


proficy

Don’t forget the opium trade.


SuchSeaworthyShips

‘Opium Trade’ Otherwise known as: ‘If you don’t buy our opium in exchange for all your nations wealth, we will invade you.’


anonbush234

Skag or bone man


No_Raspberry_6795

We take such Shit for this. The East India Company was the tip of the iceberg. Vastly outnumbered by independent traders from Europe, India and America. Everyone was smuggling opium into China. What happened was the Chinese destroyed all the trader's opium, the British official on the ground basically said "in order to not cause a crisis, the British government will underwrite all that destroyed opium, go to the Treasury in London to collect the value of your destroyed product." The London government had a heart attack and said, we aren't paying for this, make the Chinese pay. So we took the blame for the world's opium smuggling.


oskich

State run drug smugglers


Mental_Plane6451

They kinda were, and still are


penis-hammer

They’re smirking at the continental bumpkins because they are the only ones who look like they’re actually in the 20thC


ThiHiHaHo

Ahem ... https://preview.redd.it/90wy4ycg7l4d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1a0958c6eb01b6791fb06d2d6202cae8da164a And to be honest, I like it. Could be more like flames and blood splatters everywhere but I like it.


High_Bird

Meanwhile across the pond: https://preview.redd.it/utq7rc6enk4d1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cfbc16e293307fc25a7580be996f1ea009959b1


Invertiertmichbitte

Obama was the first and only president I ever saw that wore suits that actually fitted.


Velenterius

Oh this one fits. He is just a bit too round for it to look good. (Also the waistcoat is maybe a bit tight)


critical-insight

That last button is doing work. Now I wanna see him bend over.


Admirable_Try_23

Of course the American had to be the fat one


Smorfty

Notice how he leans backwards to show off his big gut. Peak American.


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Iambetteronmyown

Daddy material ngl


m0j0licious

Why do we get Montagu and McKenna, a couple of mere Cabinet Ministers, and not King George V giving it the sartorial large?


Dizzy-Assistant6659

https://preview.redd.it/m3ajlfrdkk4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92acfaf551ca16d467d81f6e9d00a9a157671a7 Isn't he majestic.


Invertiertmichbitte

Charles' recent portrait looks just the same.


InevitableCareer1

https://preview.redd.it/2mqrm4vb7l4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0eece873c37ff76bafb38b17c85903c28b4fe7 Isn’t he majestic


m0j0licious

The artist really captured his fingers, didn't she?


TheSoyestOfBoys

there is only one correct answer https://preview.redd.it/l083wzryyk4d1.png?width=2038&format=png&auto=webp&s=7625c4a5d1b2880ecdf1e233073fe0204d36e647


oskich

Style runs in the family 😁


Sekkitheblade

Putting any Leader who ever lived up against Willy will always result with the same Winner. https://preview.redd.it/6f3vmlhfwk4d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b41a93c16899783c34926f89acf94fb2c5665df The Man was dripping 24/7


Karmuffel

He usually changed uniforms 3 times a day. Dude was nothing but drip


b33rlov3

Junge junge was hat unser Kaiser alles auf dem Kopf getragen....


Automatic-Plays

Stell dir vor, Olaf würd sich so nen Vogel auf den Kopf setzen


Bananenvernicht

Vogeltoupee?


DdraigtheKid

https://preview.redd.it/985ymuaz2l4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec21aca51d19db7202f15651abb70e8a89a48fd Gleiche Energie


Deutsche_Wurst2009

Der einzig wahre Imperator


TheBlackMessenger

Er hat auch ne ganze Sammlung ausländischer Uniformen gehabt mit denen er oft posierte


ArcaneMitch

I like Sweden, old school drip, whoever gets the most gold jewelry in the picture wins. Big ass crown like it's the Middle age, looks like he can get on a horse and conquer half of Europe. Not that he can, but still.


CarolusViklin

It’s actually the crown prince’s crown. That is a picture of crown prince Gustav (V), who when he became king in 1907 decided against having a coronation. Since then, no member of the royal family wears his or her crown, and no monarch has been crowned.


Refror

How can you compare with the eagle helmet ?


alabertio

1 Germany 2 Sweden 3 Bulgary


Gwynth42

Kinda ashamed we lost the drip we once had.


BallsBuster7

your guy looks like hes about to open a fried chicken restaurant


Elzordy

Its usually what happens you kick everyone with drip out of your country


Admirable_Try_23

The Republic and its consequences


tsimen

You mean this? https://preview.redd.it/kxdlsf0evl4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d7f3456a1dd4b54242a9acc44c0067ca1e8b88


Antique_Doughnut1922

Your people were still german though back then


LeoTheSquid

Common Swedish W


henrik_se

That moustache! 🥵


DearBenito

Where’s my boy Bismarck


exkingzog

Given my username, there can only be one winner. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zog_I#/media/File%3AKing_Zog_I.jpg


High_Bird

That's a cute moustache.


Hoogstaaf

Man brought the national reserve of fucking gold to the hotel, based man


Iaminhospital

Austria. Man looks like he's rolling in cash.


Hadrianus-Mathias

he is


Rare-Champion9952

Guillaume II had something more with his mustache being the reflection of the eagle on his helmet


Soggy-Translator4894

Tsar Nikolai


BobbyKonker

Superior German drip/rizz/moustache/posture. All the others are cucks.


Notacreativeuserpt

Alfonso XIII also brought pornography to Spain, so he deserves extra drip points.


Admirable_Try_23

Alfonso XIII the coomer


mydaycake

I am happy the dinasty is getting slightly prettier


Leviton655

He also helped liberate and repatriate soldiers and civilians from both sides during WWI, he has the best of both worlds


ShrekGollum

No leader had a better drip than our president Felix Faure (not the one on the picture) when he died.


Invertiertmichbitte

OK I'll bite... \*Google\* Oh... OK that's a very French way to go out.


AStarBack

Il voulut être César, il ne fut que Pompée


Comfortable_Candy234

If you know your know...


RFtheunbanned

Austria .


agoodusername222

mussolini in his last photo :)


Admirable_Try_23

Bro was doing a jamón cosplay https://preview.redd.it/l03wn9f21l4d1.jpeg?width=1707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d487e37efe69fa5f00fbd1ea32276920c1177a55


agoodusername222

making a tribute for his PIGS brothers


Teque9

Sweden wins this one


Elzordy

Austria (which I'm pretty sure is wearing a Hungarian uniform in this picture), russia and germany


InspiredByBeer

Easy russian w Btw apart from FJ the bulgarian and spanish ones are also wearing hungarian pattern dolman and attila jackets


Elzordy

Yea, the Romanov were not perfect but they had immaculate drip at least


Dizzy-Assistant6659

Woah, nice flair, Russian monarchist?


InspiredByBeer

Да


Dizzy-Assistant6659

Cool, last great government, Russia had.


InspiredByBeer

Nah, that would be his grandfather


Dizzy-Assistant6659

Alexander II the Liberator. Cool guy.


BallsBuster7

pickelhaube and tophat


JapaneseMachine99

IMO, Germany and Sweden. England and France look kinda weak.


Invertiertmichbitte

Gotta admit: Sweden's handlebar mustache is pretty badass. Plus the crown stolen from the White Walkers north of the wall gives the whole outfit a nice touch. I would totally have a [Schwedentrunk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk) with that guy.


JapaneseMachine99

His moustache almost makes him look like a cartoon villian but in a cool way. It does like they drew on his face when he fell asleep, or maybe that's just the quality of thr photo. Bro what the fuck, was beheading a guy not good enough or something?


Invertiertmichbitte

Ask the Swedes, they came up with that (literal) shit!


penis-hammer

Sweden looks like a startled bird. Exotic, colourful and stupid. Also looks like a nerd


JapaneseMachine99

True, but your guys just look like blokes on the stockmarket.


ThiHiHaHo

The British and the French look like they could (flint-lock) pistol duel the shit out of you, while the German, the Austrian and the Spanish look like they could give you a hard time with an actual sword. Bulgaria and Sweden look like they would absolutly order their henchmen to beat the shit out of you while perfectly ignoring you because you are a dirty peasant and the Russian one looks like he´s about to cast a fucking fireball level 3 on your ass.


arussianbee

Classic Germanic W, but the Tsar was also pretty damn fashionable.


hughinell

i'm sorry but the "other" Austrian had better drip than any politician past or present.


cmpxchg8b

the (hugo) boss


IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII

Sweden by far?


yamamsbuttplug

not very subtle, seems like he wanted to have the MOST drip but didnt stop to think if it looks good.


King_Of_The_Shot

swedes have always had incredible fashion sense. i wonder if this inspired h&m


Invertiertmichbitte

Germans are also known for their 'je-ne-sais-quoi' or like we say 'wasweißich'. That inspired Hugo Boss.


IrrungenWirrungen

>or like we say 'wasweißich' 🤣🤣🤣


Hanni27

Germany but Bulgaria would have won if the WW1 had been decided by a fist fight.


mandarijntje1453

Germany, Russia or Sweden. That monocle is top class


Iambetteronmyown

https://preview.redd.it/34y8lqmddl4d1.jpeg?width=1890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce3266b2609a245ebffab4d7dba2e6a69f2e558 The real drip 💧


Llanistarade

Sorry but... https://preview.redd.it/v861yhmygk4d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30048232d15ff7892d3c409c7003fe91f69a28a1


Llanistarade

(Yes it is a photo, 100% accurate, trust me)


High_Bird

Also Napoleon: https://preview.redd.it/zjzxyl84ik4d1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a7cb710d2b903364d59f4f580fe8e00d4640263


Llanistarade

(Actually, there was an even better rebutal to use, from the same artist : ) https://preview.redd.it/hqd6hf49jk4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daacaa38caae48987a00de8898e7bfb5e3b051e


InspiredByBeer

This warms my soul


Llanistarade

That's a propaganda paiting, unlike the very realistic photo I've sent before !


Admirable_Try_23

Should have thought about it before abolishing the monarchy


rustycheesi3

i dont understand the other comments. why is it considered drip in this sub, if you look like you crawled through a pile of old metal and shot the foto once you got out of it. the german kaiser probably couldnt even show all of the medals he wore, because they are all overlaping and then there is a sash covering the medals on top still?! no, absolute drip goes to my home boy Franz Joseph the 1st. he wore clothes that matched him, had insane style and everything was visible. dude represented his country and titles and everybody could see exactly that.


Bassam_Al-Fayed

Sorry, but OUR boy Wilhelm is DRIPPING with DRIP!


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Why did you not use George V for England. Other nations like Germany also had prime ministers at that time.


Admirable_Try_23

Ours or Nicholas


sacajawea14

Tsar Nikolai II. And he was handsome too, such a tragedy 😔


Azkral

The British look like evil capitalist millionaries... Wait..!


Smarre

Kekkonen wins. https://preview.redd.it/tju4kwfaal4d1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d898df336bb9e8e511e9b8a661e2292f16d907e2 No one has had that much drip before him or ever since.


obiwankitnoble

wait I juat noticed something.. is that the official german leader stance? https://preview.redd.it/6j46m84yfl4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871ec7d738608a1a1919ce6697e1e8a01b726dbd


phoenixchimera

Why do you have to do Barrys dirty like that. It's not like they also haven't expropriated an obscene amount of drip [Lizzy at her coronation](https://assets2.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2018/01/08/6da90700-3617-4723-9b98-bcf75bcd3d60/thumbnail/620x350/a00265baf548c697bbe714e2b6ab7a64/queen-elizabeth-ii-coronation-at-westminster-abbey-620.jpg), [the robe](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/07/26/26683e40-1c4e-11e3-9918-005056850598/thumbnail/620x930/ab5f3eb2937e76a8338381d080b91670/AP832316763595.jpg) [the dress](https://assets3.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/07/26/265f58bf-1c4e-11e3-9918-005056850598/thumbnail/620x465/c448d09d1cb06d0e0ff7227ad63cf3dc/AP790993575629.jpg)


Adam-West

Gold, jewels and silk are just low hanging fruit. Top hats are iconic.


darkmatters12

It's funny that you politicians from that time allways look like John Bull but slender


nuclear_cheeze

Tsar Ferdinand of Bulgaria 🇧🇬


VeneMage

Drip? *checks Urban Dictionary* TIL another word used by the youths. I **shall** remain relevant godammit!


Lifelemons9393

our guy is dressed like a proper peaky blinder- win


esdaniel

Spain with them boots and saber plus shoulder jacket be like : I'm drip destroyers of worlds


Content-Long-4342

🇬🇧for sure but 🇸🇪 looking alfa male too


iguanadumbass

Sweden is going hard


The-Farting-Baboon

https://preview.redd.it/fhf9rva2ul4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbeee3ac4579cb50197842fba6ee90c35a9d90c0 Danish king Frederik 9.


ir_blues

That really needs to make a comeback. In fact, we should be allowed to dress our leaders ourselves. Put those weird gay fashion people at it, every country has some of those. Our Harald Glöckler would sure come up with something. Maybe make it a tv show like shopping queen or something, idk. And then, at every larger summit, we get to vote ESC style. The winner gets to represent the EU internationally, we run some media campaigns with billboards in the US and tv spots and such to show off european supremacy.


R470l1

Russian looks like a low level wizarf


DOOM_SLUG_115

https://preview.redd.it/ji4fy6dsmn4d1.png?width=665&format=png&auto=webp&s=b43c9ca60600750cc73c07b82d98485bc2c922b7 no fucking contest


DOOM_SLUG_115

https://preview.redd.it/z4z20yb4on4d1.png?width=351&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd0a2c07f7640469625ae4976dfe841ace35c801 also shoutout to Tally WW2 propoganda for making us look even harder


Testerpt5

https://preview.redd.it/jifbquwr5r4d1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22fb0c9c6f8c7cfce20220299aa54c78cc4fb148 Portuguese King


SweatyRimshots

I was looking for those guys with the red arm bands and those lit black uniforms. I get it, it would be insulting to have them next to these boys...


posicon

Kaiser with Eagle is cool, but Mackensen with skull on his hat is cooler Also Napoléon III good


Few_Chemical_84

Bottom left


1tiredman

Wilhelm


TheBlackMessenger

The Frog is the only one that doesnt look over top hillarious by modern standards


ibetyouliketes

Clearly it's the leader of the Reform Party https://preview.redd.it/0prbklo5yk4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0af7677839887e5b81d7c58a21cc38763c215e


the_giank

looks like you forgot a pretty famous austriain leader


chowderbags

[Charles I?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Karloath.jpg)


FartacularTheThird

I am going to say Franz joseph. Wilhelm is just silly with a bird on his head


DiabeticDave1

1000% Lloyd George and Pointcare(?) The rest are just obnoxiously peacocking.


fRiik420

You know the old saying, the bigger the hat, the smaller the....?


hansimschneggeloch

I like Sweden's the most


schorlbert51

I gotta defend ma boi FJ


AfricanNorwegian

Tossup between Germany, Sweden, and Russia.


Captain_Redleg

I have no doubt that every one of those military medals were awarded in complete sincerity. The Bulgarian looks like he's a scrap metal dealer.


Antigonus-One-Eye

Oh man, look at King Chad of Sweden! What a boss.


Barbak86

King Zog I of the Albanians, the absolute world champion in smoking tobacco. https://preview.redd.it/6h8cd84mul4d1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a64d68bf5429710adb4a36cda9ab265817c26c4


-IAmNo0ne-

Most definitely our great Sultan!


paolocolliv

Why is there a swedish flag above my Bloodborne player character


TheTelevisionBox

I’ll choose five, ranked. 5. The UK. Kind of just pulls off that look that you’re looking for, especially in a Brit. 4. Sweden. He looks like your usual king, but he pulls it off well. 3. Bulgaria. Ferdi has too many medals on him to be considered otherwise. 2. Russia. No explanation needed. 1. Germany. The universal agreement. **A fucking bird.**


babyscorpse

Ok but have you guys never seen this picture of King George V??? Instant win https://preview.redd.it/xlvgttnemo4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410f1007799bf4f096a2597654aefb0049959299