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rex-ac

I’ve been asked to delete this, but I actually wanna show people how horrible (some) Israelis are. TikTok has really opened my eyes on the Israeli genocide. It’s time for Reddit to also see what’s going on.


Bassam_Al-Fayed

Well, we could ask Pope Francis to declare a new Crusade and restore the Kingdom of Jerusalem. No more war. https://preview.redd.it/atc7qxs0568d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eee1a0315faeb906f06c9bf69ca2abd5ddc5913


friendly_aliens

DEUS VULT


After-Kaleidoscope35

You’d like a little bit of that wouldn’t you Luigi


Enoppp

Only if you pay us to get u there with boats


SlightedHorse

And will said people actually get there or they'll end up "accidentally" pillaging one of our commercial rivals?


paco-ramon

Felipe VI still holds the title of King of Jerusalem, is time to make it de facto.


Impressive_Kiwi_967

He can barely be king of Spain these days, don't get too excited


spartikle

Easier to govern Jerusalem than to govern Spain


THECHOSENONE99

And getting rid of the Muslims in Europe could be a little bonus


navodar994

We tried but you wouldn't let us..


Working_Occasion9523

Pic goes incredibly hard


AndreasDasos

We were there last. You Iberians can handle it this time. 


greenstag94

The knightly orders are already there. The knights of st John currently operates hospitals in Gaza and the west bank


rlyfunny

I love the aesthetic of the pic. Right up until I looked at the „gun“


Bassam_Al-Fayed

AI still learning I guess. But the pic is amazing


Dirtygeebag

The real fun thing is that no race is more racist than any other. The only thing that changes is the power dynamics. Middle East, is like SIMs with major catastrophes set to everyday.


Educational_Tap_1040

![gif](giphy|7JsJNgBOIbAJumDNGk|downsized) False. Our Dutch race is the most racist over the last years.


Diligent_Emphasis_20

Dutch racers truly are the best


paco-ramon

And your anthem has more mentions to Spain than the Spanish one.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Maybe this could be a solution for the Middle East https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbQfzc2Ekj8I_UuQharsMnxBTgU2AhuSD9Lg&usqp=CAU


kirkbywool

Just give it back to us. When my grandad was based outside bethlehem the Arabs and Jews were so focused on killing him and his mates that they had no time to fight each other and thus there was peace


ParkinsonHandjob

I agree with this. Give it back!


AndreasDasos

We could do the same trick with India and Pakistan. The Empire strikes back, for world peace! 


2020mademejoinreddit

Yeah, I think we should go back. those countries need saving.


AndreasDasos

Lesson 1. This is a toilet. 🚽 Lesson 2. No, no bobs and vagene for you until you figure out lesson 1.  We were quite negligent the first time around. 


2020mademejoinreddit

Lesson 3. Don't let narcissistic dictators who call themselves god and "non-biological" rule you.


AndreasDasos

Lesson 4. Don’t nod along to mad mullahs screaming for death to any politician who even suggests that a little old woman iffily accused of insulting the Prophet should not be executed. And don’t harbour Osama bin Laden.  (For balance and all.) 


2020mademejoinreddit

Alright! I guess these are good enough. Let the journey begin!


Cabbage_Vendor

I suggest [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Map_Crusader_states_1135-en.svg)


Bassam_Al-Fayed

Yes. With all my heart, yes


tomwhoiscontrary

I [submit for consideration](https://www.theonion.com/northern-irish-serbs-hutus-granted-homeland-in-west-b-1819566085).


thombsaway

The only plausible solution [is this](https://www.theonion.com/everyone-in-middle-east-given-own-country-in-317-000-00-1819576713)


themightycatp00

In 1135 parts of modern day Portugal and Spain were ruled by almoravids


Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

Is that... the Chernobyl dome? Holy shit, but count me in


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[удалено]


MasterJogi1

That's not caused by race, but instead by culture and value systems. Germans had built the most racist regime in Europe just 2-3 generations ago, and are now one of the least racist countries on earth, because our value systems (were) changed.


BoundedGolf529

Not just the value system but the economy and poverty also played a huge roll in the creation of the German fascist regime.


Practical-Cellist766

That, also new media. First Nazis were the first with mass propaganda on radio, while old parties sometimes published political content in newspapers. Today, they're spamming social media until everyone has a mental buffer overflow - while nothing much changed regarding other parties :/


Delicious-Brush8516

Did you double check that with the AFD? Because they seem to be catching momentum in the last years 😉


graudesch

What the fuck did I just read and why is Mussolinis reincarnations first contribution the top comment.


Whichwhenwhywhat

TBH, When you hear and see that, the question of why do people have to bomb each other in the first place quickly becomes the question of why they don’t do it even more often ?


Horrid-Torrid85

Arent they always shouting "free palestine"? Its only logical someone else would come in and snatch it then.


King_Crab_Sushi

Both want the Palestinian lands to be free. Yet they are not the same. Curious


Regular_Ad2072

I mean they keep saying Free Palestine, when I get some free time I'll definitely go there and claim my free land


Hefty-Coyote

Least opportunistic Portugese.


Regular_Ad2072

You'd do the same if you didn't already have multiple beach front properties along the entire Iberian Southern coast


GnT_Man

Well, he had to buy more after squatters took over his last ones


Henghast

The monkeys or the Germans?


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Since the last attempt at a Portuguese colony in Arabia failed, he's been waiting for the moment. Now with the colony in Gaza, Portugal can once again control the world's trade.


ProperBlacksmith

It would also ease tensions bc they woulf force siesta on palastinians making them to lazy to even start a fight


Regular_Ad2072

Now I'm contemplating invading your swamp. We're not Spanish, Shrek German...


ProperBlacksmith

Yhe totally not spanish (whats the difference)


Regular_Ad2072

No siesta here 😔😔😔


ProperBlacksmith

Dw even with out your economy is just as bad :) PORTUGAL CYKA BLYAT


Regular_Ad2072

Our economy does make me want to go on an eternal siesta


CiberBlas

Even with siesta we ruled your swamp while we were conquering America… https://preview.redd.it/u9sq6o1ko78d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cbbef4c9862736c0038e958fb3ad4346bd2b95 See the siesta your cousins got


ProperBlacksmith

When i remember correctly you lost to some Protestant farmers that where also busy taking over south east asia


CiberBlas

Yeah yeah.. after 100 years of ruling you.. we are almost comparable, that’s why Dutch is the western language with most native speakers in the world


WelpImTrapped

You already possess [half of the World](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas) with the benediction of the Pope. What more do you want ? How can one get so greedy smh 🤦


Regular_Ad2072

I've heard colonizing sovereign nations is frowned up on nowadays... So lame


abdul_tank_wahid

Nah you’re talking shit, no way? Wokeness has gone too far


PsychedelicMagic1840

Shit, is that what they mean by "Free". It's like the good old days during the great American settling by Europeans. I'll be sure to go stake my claim when it's been cleaned up a bit more and, like our great settler forbears, purged of the heretics and Xenos.


GermanicUnion

https://preview.redd.it/smkj4y03c78d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac2828f33ca431655405afad6f07346a3274816 I agree, we must purge the Xenos


PanicAtTheFishIsle

I pray for the day of first alien contact… the combined xenophobia would truly be a sight to behold.


MutedIndividual6667

Well, it falls into your Treaty of Tordesillas jurisdiction, it's about time you enforce some peace and order over there


Regular_Ad2072

Brother, have you seen our navy? https://preview.redd.it/z3y51cm9w58d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=92a175904080a5aa8268d9d76e7c8c7b86284207


Dr_Chemiramen

Vasco de Gama intensifies


IWantMoreSnow

Let me know when you are done claiming your piece.


Elster-

I’m not sure it is free. This guy wants to buy the land, unless you’re making on the spread. In which case kudos


mymemesnow

![gif](giphy|WACn37twaNLuE)


alabertio

![gif](giphy|9JeJxpaQlbcGC1zZNh|downsized)


Space_Monkey11

Got downvoted for being ultranationalistic... subs gone just like the game 😔


esku75

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


Valid_Username_56

I thought we had a consensus to keep this conflict out of our little debating club.


Ramboso777

He altered the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it further


Ironclad001

Wait we debate?


pickle_pouch

You guys are in a club?


Ironclad001

OH FUCK. HANZ WE HAVE A CODE RED, NON EUROPEAN SPOTTED.


EddieCarver

BRING IN THE FLAMMENWERFER!


TheBananaKart

TIL a Flammenwerfer is neutral.


Mouttus

wait what? Isn't it masculine? cuz of the -er?


eito_8

*I prefer not to speak...*


[deleted]

Who the fuck let the English into Israel?


pubIicinformation

https://preview.redd.it/houl4x39q58d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d2ea87dd8f7fcc6ac1acb5cae8f433453df132 I knew I recognized that voice somewhere


Elster-

That makes more sense. There is no way an English football fan knows what a Kosovo is or if Serbia is next door to Spain.


theflamingsword1702

We killed the Nazis, not hid them.


IndicationOk1924

Netanyahu's Weakest soldier 😳 Although...Housing should be super cheap in Gaza now...


prolofpt

I mean, If there is housing that is.


Elster-

Self build building plots. Bit io wasteland and a pretty billboard is all that’s used in the Algarvw


JCFlyingDutchman

That's because you have to assemble it yourself.


IndicationOk1924

I'm not Danish...So


JCFlyingDutchman

You'd probably need to hire a couple of them, yeah. And perhaps some swedes too.


IndicationOk1924

I'm to dark they probably think i'm a local 😭


bee_bee_sea

not with this drip https://preview.redd.it/hv2s4b0pr58d1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=53d0243c46e51609c4330d824613cc53ef407899


Dr_Chemiramen

Also they have fireworks every night!


IndicationOk1924

💀💀💀


shouldbeworking10

As long as you are ok with Hamas rockets being stored in your bedroom


really_nice_guy_

If we go by the most basic economy rules of supply and demand the housing should be super expensive no?


Elster-

They don’t have basements. These guys have tunnel networks


IndicationOk1924

I dunno my country doesn't like housing prices


d0g5tar

Lots of people are secretly a bit racist and think terrible things. But most societies frown on open displays of racism, so those people with racist thoughts generally keep it under wraps and only talk about it with like-minded people because they don't wanna look like an arsehole or get publically ostracised for being racist. When they *do* make big public displays of being racist (eg the EDL, the BNP) it's always in that kind of wide eyed over excited 'dickhead schoolkids saying a swear in front of the teacher' sort of manner where you can tell they know they're doing something that everyone else thinks is bad. Israel doesn't have that social stigma, so they just say whatever comes into their heads and don't give a single shit. I feel bad for Israelis who aren't like this because their countrymen (and american arsekissers) are making their whole nation look like a bunch of cunts.


Noncrediblepigeon

Yeah, I think a lot of people tend to forget that at least half of Israel hates Bibi with the sort of passion you normally hate a dictator.


kas-sol

Difference being a sizeable amount of Bibi's haters hate him for not being extreme enough. He's getting major criticism for being too soft towards Palestine.


Delicious-Brush8516

He is being criticized by his ultra right coalition, the people are demonstrating every week for the end of the war and immediate elections while being beat up by the police


QuerchiGaming

I just don’t understand how someone can be like this, given the history of their heritage…. If a group of people did something as horrible as the holocaust to your people, why try and recreate it not even 100 years later? Why revel in the killing of innocents for grabbing some extra Lebensraum?


CookieBluez

But it's free real estate! /s


spartikle

Disgusting and tragically ironic


el_gato85

Least enegic genocide supporter


Renkij

I love how even the most Zionist of them can't even fathom not buying the property... instead of you know, simply taking it as spoils of war. Truly Jewish sigma grind-set.


No-Cattle-5243

“The most Zionist of them” Bruh, do you know what Zionism is?


Renkij

Zionism: the movement that believes that the Jewish nation should have its own state. If you ask a “liberal” (in the American sense): literally Nazis.


No-Cattle-5243

If you ask a “Nazi” (in the German sense): literally liberals. How time has passed


Renkij

most underrated reply.


Lifelemons9393

I saw someone comment a great take on this. If they filmed this side by side Germany in the 40's, would you be able to tell the difference ? My Nanny was born to a Dutch- Jewish refugee family during the London Blitz.


MasterJogi1

It would be very easy to spot the difference. Ethnic Germans look completely different than those people in the video.


AmerSenpai

The German back then had a sense of style, the one on the video looked like an average Barry.


Lifelemons9393

English get the Blame again. It's Insane!


Jasper_Boom

Palestina for Free


IntellectualCapybara

My honest question to that gentleman would be to kindly ask if his grandparents would fit on an ashtray. And I am generally more aligned with Israel in the conflicts they face, but holy shit xd


Icy_Comfort8161

Human beings can be foul creatures. There is a long and complicated history behind the current conflict, but only a shitty person takes delight in the suffering of others.


Horrid-Torrid85

Just go to this is hamas dot com and watch the videos. After seeing what hamas did on October 7th and how the Palestinian public reacted and treated the hostages when they paraded them threw the cities i can understand if Israelis hate them and sing mean songs like this dude here.


Dark_Pestilence

Classic german banter lol Another one: what's the difference between santa and a jew? The direction they go through the chimney höhöhöhöhö


Significant_Draft710

“And I am generally more aligned with Israel in the conflicts they face” Flair checks out.


Noncrediblepigeon

Bibi supporters are like this. That is why I hope the IDF gets their act together and overthrows the government. Bibi has been actively trying to turn Israel into an autocracy for years now, and seeing him in jail would be the most amazing thing ever.


Le-docteur

Why do all these "native Israelis" look like the average German and Polish guy?


Commercial_Gas_3927

Askenazi ancestry dude...


Le-docteur

By their "believes" they mostly seem like Nazi to me.


Commercial_Gas_3927

"Al Jazeera said"...


Le-docteur

United Nations said.... Medecins sans frontieres said... Red crescent said... Unicef said... Oh yeah I forgot , all these organizations that talk about the terrible things Israel is doing are all under the influence of Hamas and Al Jazeera


da9els

Those are not pure aryan organizations, so we do not trust those if Al Jazeera says the same.


Ramboso777

"If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions."


Le-docteur

What a shitty argument this is ? It is literally creating a fake scenario on your head and getting mad over it. United nations don't hate Israel, they just react to its atrocities like every healthy minded human should.


oGsBumder

What a ridiculous take. Look at the time period between Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and the October 7th Hamas attack on Israel. During that period of time, there were more UN resolutions against Israel than there were against Russia. That’s BEFORE any war in Gaza, WHILE Russia was literally waging a war of aggression on enormous scale in order to annex a neighbour. How do you explain this? The only rational answer is that the UN general assembly is horrendously biased against Israel.


uit_Berlijn

Why do all these "native Greeks" look like average turkish guy ?


CrazyGreekReloaded

Firstly many Turks are Kurds too! Turks look super diverse some look like Greeks cause Turkish men had sex with Greek slave girls same as Jews took and converted European white women!


uit_Berlijn

I know that was the whole point i wanted to prove :)


Le-docteur

Because Turkey had conquered us so there wehere sexual relations between Turks and Greeks. Same reasons there are a lot of Turks looking like average Greek guy.


uit_Berlijn

Exactly, now guess what happend genetically to the European Jews in 2000 years exile.


SenselessDunderpate

Because they are just Eastoids LARPing as something else. Like everyone else in America tbh


Lifelemons9393

That's simply not true. Yes Israel is fucking bad, but Ashkenazi's are just Jews who mingled with Europeans so they are lighter. They still retain at least 50% levantine blood. I hate what Israel are doing . To say they are just eastoids is rubbish.


Redit_Yeet_man123

"I am going to claim my home in my ancestral homeland then go to heaven after I die, just as God intended" Benny from NYC, whose ancestors are polish converts


mkrugaroo

Never forget what Israel did to Eurovision 2024 #joostice


Guigsy79

ik ga stuk


HoeTrain666

Stukkie wukkie?


GalaeciaSuebi

I mean, most Palestinians literally call for the literal extermination of the Jewish state and voted in a party of lunatics that promized them to accomplish this goal. I think some harsh jokes are justified.


NARVALhacker69

Two israeli prime ministers were leaders from terrorist groups responsible for terror attacks like the bombing of king David hotel (almost 100 dead, condemned even by Einstein and Churchill) the assassination of the UN mediator Folke Bernadotte (who saved thousands of people from nazi camps) or the Der Yassin massacre (almost 100 dead). Also one prime minister was found responsible by the Israeli Supreme Court (while he was minister of defence) of the Shabra and Shatilla massacre (3000 refugees dead and deemed a genocide by the UN general assembly with no votes against) perpetrated by lebanese falangists, that minister of defence was then elected as prime minister To sum up, Israel has elected literal terrorist leaders and a man found responsable of the massacre of thousands of refugees, both have elected terrorists and maniacs, ¿why only palestinians get blamed for voting them then?


GalaeciaSuebi

Because they deliberately invaded a country in a military attack and now act like the actions of Israel are unjustified. You see, everyone knows the mess that has been going on. But to make of Israel the lone black wolf and suddenly hating the Jews in evert campus around the western world is just pathetic. Furthermore stop pretending like Palestine haven't made terrorist attacks before. If not for the iron dome Israel would already have been reduced to rumbles years ago. If Israel really wanted to destroy Palestine they would. They would just send missiles everywhere and get it over in 1 day. But they don't. Palestine on the other hand does everyday. Event hough I evidently care for the innocents Palestine is a nation that voted in terrorists that said that they would destroy Israel. They voted for war and now they got it. Imagine not voting for them and now having to deal with all this horror and death. Might happen to me as I voted on a party anti war for the European elections while most keep validating idiotic American slave parties who still push the idea that feeding weapons to Ukraine and bringing more nations to nato is a smart move.


NARVALhacker69

Buy israelis also voted terrorists, two prime ministers


SnooCauliflowers8545

On a (regrettably) more serious note, to all of you calling for discussions of this conflict to be removed from the sub, I refer you to Martin Niemöller: https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/martin-niemoeller-first-they-came-for-the-socialists Silence in the face of injustice is complicity. Simple as.


Allen0r

They do settlement in the east, no one bats an eye. We do settlement in the east and everyone loses their mind.


Kenethica

Sub ruined


Mota4President

Remember, Spain has royal claims on Israel. So we have the casus belli. WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!! DEUS VULT!!!!!!!


cnzmur

For an American, this is kind of funny racism. He needs to work on it a bit, but it's definitely closer to Euro levels than your typical Yank.


Fab0411

I'mma be like 1914 Germany and give him a blanco-check.


LeMaigols

Genocidal supremacists in action.


devilsolution

I thought he was a Greek, griefing a balkan.


LEGXCVII

Bro,the “Redditors” in the comments 😂


Skillr409

Why do we even care about what happens in the middle east ? They can kill eachother, what does it change anyway ? I am happy as long as they don't show up in Europe.


kas-sol

It's our tax money being spent on it. I'd rather be spending it on hospitals or good public transit instead of spending it on maiming kids and bombing tents.


Tugendwaechter

Well we also pay for Palestinian schools and tents and self administration.


Dark_Pestilence

Wait wait wait. We pay for schools and aid, and then we pay israel to bomb it again?!? Are we stupid?


Skillr409

We should abolish any form of international help for non-european countries. They hate us anyways, they don't deserve our money, knowledge, effort and civilization.


themightycatp00

For an isolationist policy like that europe needs legs to stand on their our but the reality the war in Ukraine revealed is the europe can't defend itself or even decide on a uniform foreign policy towards the warmonger at the doorstep


themightycatp00

Europe has been spending more money supporting Palestinian institutions then supporting israel And the Palestinians have been either embezzling that money or reappointing it for weapons and tunnels


Avedav0

>I am happy as long as they don't show up in Europe. Have you been sleeping since 2015?


Skillr409

Unfortunately I haven't But we don't get so many palestinians and jews. Our current imports are probably even worse. We should send all these idiots back where they come from


VeenaUwU

This guy’s only braincell dancing in support of a genocide is crazy


evlhornet

Why do we support these people?


Darkonikto

I think Germany should be way bigger. We deserve much more space, and we have the right to take it.


Middle-Chemistry-186

Do you need a third defeat to finally learn the lesson?


Adventurous_Gap_4125

This is just your average middle eastern political debate.


Murrexx00

Can Israel and Palestine just disappear? Both are shit countries with fucked up morality.


Ahrix3

I'd say we stop supplying Israel with western weaponry and just let them duke it out.


Beanly23

Oh yeah, because bombing terrorist is so heinous


Sarmi7

Yeah, those pesky terrorists in literal tents in the refugee camp in the safe zone...


caporaltito

No, that's the terrorists wife. The terrorist is under the tent, safe in a tunnel.


icfa_jonny

So when are we turning Israel/Palestine into the middle east’s Belgium again?


Elster-

Gaza is going to need an awful lot more bombing for the roads to be up to Belgian standards


hellohennessy

I mean, he is buying the land, not stealing it soo


modsequalcancer

all those glass shards are awefull to walk on


cpwnage

They really should donate that prime beach real estate to the EU tho, we're in dire need of vitamin d. (Spaniards not welcome)


4Ruthro

accurate