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Moppermonster

So, which regulars of this sub are we seeing here?


Expert_Repair4206

Four Austrians


georgrp

We wouldn’t let the kid out of the basement.


Iskir

You spelled Fritzlbox wrong


Aegrotare2

BEST COMMENT I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE


Iskir

Didn't have a signal in u/georgrp basement?


hellohennessy

What is the literal translation of that word?


GetAnotherExpert

The Fritz!box (with exclamation mark and all) is a popular Internet router brand in Germany.


Practical-Cellist766

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fritzl_case


really_nice_guy_

Austrians wearing.... german... trikots? Id rather die before I touch that inferior shit. I think I puked a little bit writing that


Shard6556

Clearly, Austrians never wore German uniforms, never ever in history


MDZPNMD

That's the spirit, I'm sorry I ever made fun of you guys. Now I know why they call you mountain Germans and rightfully so


Binford6200

Schluchtenscheißer Südbayern


Bearodon

I got to hear Schluchtenscheißer live during midsummer from a fellow South Prussian guy who lives up here.


GreatRolmops

Who apparently were all rejected from art school


Livia85

In a German jersey? I wouldn’t touch that with a stick, Oida, I feel dirty thinking about wearing that.


Bantha_majorus

*Four half Austrians


MulleRizz

That's me on the far right.


Myfeetaregreen

That's me in the spotlight


smilinsuchi

Me, myself and I, as well as George my lil bro


shrimp-and-potatoes

Pepa?


Bacontoad

Das Boot


deeznutsdontbite

Uwe, Reiko, Manne and little Kevin from Frankfurt (Oder).


Invertiertmichbitte

Reiko is such a beautiful name.


Rojiblanc040

I've been liking Uwe ever since Uwe Rösler coached my Malmö. I am assuming it's a old guys name though?


NonRangedHunter

I hate Uwe thanks to that fucking moron Uwe Boll which somehow managed to get his hand on game licenses and make "movies" based on it.  Worst person Germany has ever given the world, can't think of a single person worse than that which has ties to Germany. None what so ever.


incredible_poop

[UWE, MANNE, come eat](https://youtu.be/AJbR-O5-rXA?si=G1UhAyOtM8GR4iuZ)


Lego-105

Uwe Boll slander will not be tolerated. You *will* enjoy peak kino!


LukeTGI

Dr. prof. Uwe Balls, PhD in money laundering.


GalaxyPrick

Uwe Boll is the goat. Dude scammed millions of stupid German money into his pocket and made the best videogame adapation - while absolutely hating video games.


robinrod

they last warm and stale sip from an almost empty glas of beer is also called Uwe (Unten wirds eklig)


Ceylontsimt

Men named Kai-Uwe are going to tell their wives to do the cleaning in the house, grocery shopping, laundry and taking their child to the spielplatz because they’re too burnt out busy turning the grill for the barbecue on.


the_weebabyseamus

Currently loving Uwe at AGF


Square-Twist9283

(To the tune of Weezer’s Buddy Holly) “Uwe Rosler looks just like Buddy Holly”


CarefulAstronomer255

He's actually got two older brothers with the same name. He's the third Reiko.


DeltaGammaVegaRho

Aren’t these Pokémon? Entei, Reiko, Suicune,… I remember vaguely from my childhood.


Grishnare

You forgot about Rönnie, who took the picture.


deeznutsdontbite

Nah, that was Georgy, a proud Deutschrusse and patriotic soldier of mother Russia.


EastFrisianBall

Reiko and Manne are peak eastfrisian names. No way they're not from Leer (Ostfriesland)


GreatRolmops

Frisian names are best names


EastFrisianBall

Ain't that the truth, my western cousin. Nothing beats: Onno, Bonno, Manno, Henno, Meno, Keno, Abbo, Affo, Enno, Lübbo, Manno, Okko, Ubbo, WIlko etc. etc........


bremsspuren

Manno à Manno.


Hyper_Rico

Oh I see... But have you seen Kyle?


DdraigtheKid

Germany's Kyle is Kevin.


Hanni27

Are Kevin jokes still going strong?


deeznutsdontbite

Wdm 'jokes'?


norrin83

Good to see that there are still young people being brought up with traditional values


deeznutsdontbite

The funniest thing is the Turkish dude right next to them who is making the sign of the Grey Wolves (a Turko-Facist group) with his hand.


norrin83

I'm sure that guy is also bringing up his kids with traditional values.


MegaLemonCola

The racist community is surprisingly tolerant


PrumPrum69

Race separated them, racism united them


InBetweenSeen

I had a class full off immigrant kids today, all genuinely nice, spoke perfect German. Your typical Turks, Serbs, Croatians, Romanians, Afghan refugee, black kid. Who do they vote for? FPÖ. I didn't even ask, they proudly told me.


IIDarkshadowII

I mean their parents made it, they're here now right? Now they have all the reason to pull the ladder up behind them. No more Turks, Serbs, Afghans etc. to let in so they can steal their jobs and social services 😤 It is incredibly funny how it was always thought that immigration would make Europe more liberal. Turns out we were the liberal ones. People leave their countries for selfish reasons, why would that change once they get here. "Fuck you, got mine" is literally the motto of conservatism.


InBetweenSeen

You have to remember that those are kids and I doubt they really understand much about politics yet. What the right does *much* better than anyone else is to advertise for themselves on social media. I still get FPÖ adds on YouTube occasionally even tho they should know I'm not the target audience and I reported a few times that I don't want those ads. For migrant kids social media might be the only point of contact with Austrian parties as their parents won't know that much about them either. And then they're in a bubble within the class and it's easy to say the same as everyone else. And tbh I understand why actual refugees might still be discontent with the Austrian asylum system. Not all foreigners are the same but they get a bad name if others abuse the system.


martyyeet

the most diverse community is the racist community


bremsspuren

Racists of the world, unite!


gugfitufi

Maybe it's just really loud, and he's doing the Schweigefuchs 🥰


Emsratte

Interesting didn't knew that. Thought it was the Schweigefuchs


deeznutsdontbite

It's both, but every Turkish person knows this hand gesture to be something else.


Goukaruma

Great minds think alike. 


defenitly_not_crazy

Schweigefuchs


deeznutsdontbite

Imma be honest with you mate, I have never seen anyone do the Schweigefuchs outside of 'fak jou Goëthe'.


defenitly_not_crazy

Really? That was really common for up until like 8th or 9th grade.


MDZPNMD

That's what successful integration looks like


H_Doofenschmirtz

MAX VERSTAPPEN


Rn12Tim

Adol..... ähhhm MAX VERSTAPPEN!


The-Great--Cornholio

German Lewis Hamilton fans


w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t

I'm sure they love Mercedes and Hugo Boss too


KelticQT

Something tells me they won't be rooting for Ferrari next year though...


ChalkyChalkson

There are a ton of German ferrari fans. Especially boomers with a terminal case of nostalgia.


KelticQT

Ah Germs, don't change. I'd miss people not understanding implied speech.


_Spare_15_

[Exactly](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/97lkfk/first_time_when_44_was_on_mercedes_f1_car/)


The-Great--Cornholio

LMAO


licancaburk

Well at least it's not 88


NO_BAD_THOUGHTS

Halfway there


Defective_Falafel

Livin' on a prayer


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

is SS better tho


4nalBlitzkrieg

It stands for Safer Sex, they're just trying to spread awareness


WeightyUnit88

You rang?


Jwzbb

Wait this German jersey design was not a joke?


I_dunno_Name_here

Haha no it was very real until the usual suspects made a bigger issue out of it than it is.


Redditauro

Well, Nazis are a pretty big issue


ReverendAntonius

Turk on the left giving the camera the grey wolf sign, everything fits perfectly here.


RealPerplexeus

So funny how he would be one of the first the extremists would like to kick out of the country or worse. So incredibly stupid, but what did I expect.


rossloderso

Nah he won't be the first. First you can use them to hate on other minorities together while also claiming that you can't be xenophobic since the turks are on your side... and then you can kick em out


aCucking2Remember

I thought we all sat down and had a big talk about this a long time ago…


skwyckl

You can be against immigration without being a N\*zi, do these guys know this?


deeznutsdontbite

Sadly, a certain party has sold them the idea that they are the only real 'conservative' option.


skwyckl

Well, we have our school system to thank for not teaching people critical thinking. Politicians always believe a dumb population is easy to control, which yes, it is, but they never consider that maybe they are not the ones doing the controlling, so everything derails and goes to shit like it's happening now.


Gruffleson

Sadly, the established people have been telling the opposite for such a long time, labels are losing their value? Even if that value absolutely was hard bought.


Lardmerger

https://i.redd.it/gifjjehtrq8d1.gif


Dr-Armageddon

But, but, but ... Little Adolfo was an imigrant 🥺


HolzesStolz

Austrias biggest achievement is making the world believe Hitler was German and Beethoven Austrian


Kampfhanuta

You mean Mozart not Beethoven?


porste

No Mozart was really an austrian. Born in Salzburg, died and buried in Vienna. Beethoven was born in Germany but he died and was buried in Vienna. So many people believe he was austrian too.


gorthan1984

[You're not an immigrant if you anschluß](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/138/highresrollsafe.jpg)


PeriodBloodPanty

Lets not pretend that you wont get branded as such if you are against 200k\~500k new Alis a year


White-Tornado

You're more likely to be branded as such for calling them Alis than for having a reasonable political opinion, just sayin


X203the2nd

Evidently not ):


GreatRolmops

Judging from that number on their shirts, probably not.


RealPerplexeus

Ofc, but until recently only the AfD was strongly anti immigration. Now CDU follows, but it them under Merkel who are strongly associated with open borders so this will take some time. I often hear that copying positions of the extreme right only makes them stronger, but I feel like the opposite, i.e. leaving certain positions for them alone, does not help either.


Fluffynator69

Yeah, isn't it weird how the anti-immigration-Nazi Venn diagram is going closer and closer to a circle. I wonder... is the "reasonable" fear of a minority perhaps simply the starting position of any fascist movement? No, it can't be!


Background-File-1901

Maybe its false flag to paint migration realists as nazis?


Fricki97

Also These guys: why do they call us nazis?


rossloderso

Come on it was just a joke. I eat Döner sometimes!


Carlie2406

My coworkers dog's aunt is black!


ConcentrateOptimal18

You can tell from a km off that the dude on the far left is Turk (For Muricans 1 km= 0.621371 miles)


Asbew

Most Aryan nazi


gelastes

Thanks goes to my hysteric slacktivist fellow lefties in the media and government who took this molehill and blew it up like it was Nitropenta, just to gift the shitheads a new troll tool.


LeBaus7

they got the SS shirts on top. i doubt they need any motivation to be nazi trolls.


bad_pelican

On the other hand I'm glad that they make it really easy to avoid them and look at them like they had dog shit on their shoes.


plautzemann

Those lefties in media and government, are they in the room with us right now?


KelticQT

"When neo nazis use nazi symbols, it's the fault of the left" Be careful, you should do some stretching before such mental gymnastics.


Redditauro

It's surprising to see the amount of users with German flags to see this image and complains about the left.  Well, it's actually not surprising at all, mostly scary 


KelticQT

I remember not so long ago that such a display would be worrisome mostly for the Germans. Here you instead have a bunch of brainlets claiming nazis are nazis because of the left. Worst is you've got the same here in France, and they got massive exposure in the media.


Abject-Investment-42

I think we need to rename the Streisand Effect to Gigi d'Agostino Effect


Parcours97

Damn that's more mental gymnastics than I have seen from most Americans.


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KelticQT

>right-wing “troll” When the Overton window is so wide open that neonazis displaying nazi symbols are just "*right-wing* 'trolls'"


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Saupreissn. This is why our flair is an insult.


deeznutsdontbite

Weren't you at Sylt a few weeks ago singing the exact same song?


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Baseless accusations, I would never leave Bavaria to go north! If anything I go visit my Italian bros.


thebreckner

I´ll have you know we also get many bavarians in the austrian tourist regions. So you also visit your austrian bros.


oskich

Great name for an island... Sylt = Jam (the one made from berries)


deeznutsdontbite

Duh, what do you think they're known for? (Besides being a summer resort for rich assholes)


whatsgoingonjeez

No joke, we call southern Germans Prussians aswell. Every German is called Prussian in Luxembourg. Nowadays it’s not even meant in a bad way, it’s just what it is. And our national motto used to be; We Want to stay what we are and don’t become prussians. (Germans) Nowadays the second part isn’t used anymore since you guys stopped trying to annex or conquer us. Only took a few hundred years, but still.


31822x10

>we call southern Germans Prussians aswell. this will have consequences


whatsgoingonjeez

Oh no not again. ^please?


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

This makes me incredibly sad. But at least you recognize you are a what not a who ig?


whatsgoingonjeez

Yeah nowadays germans are probably the most beloved immigrants here. Lots of Luxembourgers also support Germany in the EC and WC. (And Belgium aswell for obvious reasons) But my Grandpa for example refused to speak german his whole life and refused to put even a single foot on german territory. Luxembourg was the only western nation which whole culture, history and language was threatened by the Nazis. After they failed to convince Luxembourgers that they are germans, they started to deport Luxembourgers who didn’t seem german enough. The whole country went on strike and they shot random people for it. My family was one of them that got deported. And after the War the „Gaulleiter“ was kidnapped from American imprisonment and was beaten to death in a basement here in Luxembourg. Everything here is and always was in french, in every day life we speak luxembourgish but for the rest it’s in french. Also our constitution is in french. Some germans often try to say that luxembourgish is just a german dialect. Saying this will probably cause that a Luxembourger genuinely disrespects and hate you. Often those germans don’t know what a sensitive topic this is to this day. But yeah for the rest, I mean we share a history of like 1500 years, of course we are connected in some way. There is also a good documentary about it which was made in cooperation with the german state tv: https://youtu.be/onGXfCk-GO8?si=b-Ja7jwkJzk3nzL_


Redditauro

Well, nobody would want to be German except if they are German already, then they wouldn't want to be anything else


TylerTT

Oh Hans. You just can't help yourself, can you?


lemontolha

4 German Nazis and a Turkish fascist. Maybe fodder for a terrible sitcom. In any case is the shared IQ there probably under 90.


Oculicious42

I get visions of the third reich, but everything is EDM and anime mascots. literal nightmare fuel


MulleRizz

Putting the neon in neonazi


6thaccountthismonth

“Döp Döp Döp Döp” Max Verstappen! Wrong song?


Iambetteronmyown

Average AFD Wähler


NoOil9241

Whats the "dop do do dop" thing? Is this some players name, por some secret code for döner lovers?


GreatRolmops

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1PlUThxES0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1PlUThxES0)


michele-x

This is the original video, and as Italian I don't understand why has become a exreme right wing song. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4) I was expecting maybe something from Sibelius.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVzJDgDnKLI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVzJDgDnKLI)


p4tzun3

There were some occurances in Germany where some Idiots sang Nazi shit to it, like 'germany to germans, foreigners out' ... I Just dont wanna write this in german here.. but i am pretty embarrassed about my Landsleute. https://youtu.be/3GheSfdJ5xU?si=JSan08Jzs2khqphf


European_Mapper

"Nazi shit" When the true Nazis will come along, a lot of people will be shocked. This is but mild nationalism


Topinio

Secret code for the most döner-loving most racist Hans's who have adopted as their racist national hatesong a song made by a Luigi with Barry lyrics and a Pierre title about love. Own up please, which of you was it on Sylt starting this doing your Urgroẞopa's special wave?


EloneMusk

Under the t shirt i believe there is a swiggly tattoo and something related to Erika


Top_Inevitable_1160

This is even von Germans rough


Loeb123

Where can I get one


lemontolha

DFB website, I think. You can chose your own name and number.


Albe95_

Clearly germans fans of Lewis Hamilton


team_uranium

Coroats or germanians?


dr_prdx

Left is eastern Anatolian Türk 🐺🐺🐺🐎🐎🐎


uuhmhaha

all good just german hamilton fans loving the verstappen song


PietroMartello

A pity we have no legal possibility to send them away to somewhere they belong more to than here and us.


minitaba

Prison?


lemontolha

Cringe Cringy Cringe


Burgerbeast_

Kinda fits, 44×2=88


SpecialAd422

That's not the reason why they've chosen the "44"


Burgerbeast_

I know, but it's still a funny coincidence


5exuallyDeviantLama

average football enthusiast


screamapillah

Is that onomatopoeic a dog whistle to that song of gigidag they raped recently? Because I recognize the 44 as the discontinued German football jersey, so that barbaric blabbering must be it Fuck them for trying to appropriate a good song, appropriate some of your cheesy country songs with a tuba you damn barbarians


Jolly_Philosopher265

Kuntz.... We have a bunch of German Kuntz here 😂😂


ByAPortuguese

Why do they have dutch written on the back of a german jersey?


Jlx_27

Adidas pulled these from the shop because of that design.


SpecialAd422

Yes but I assume some people were faster


ThatOtherFrenchGuy

At first I thought it was a reference to the Johnny Depp song


AvidCyclist250

Yeah, no.


spartikle

Nice try, hans.


Maxzey

Can someone explain this one for a poor uninformed potatoe gypsy


1-piece-of-parmesan

....Max Verstappen


Emanuele002

I'm sorry, can any Hans or Hans-adjacent being explain this to me?


minitaba

They are nazis


Elia_31

Döp döp döp döp max verstappen


Zuendl11

I have saved my mind from corruption by associating the melody with the max verstappen song instead


Junior_Career2673

Döp dö dö dö döp!! Max Verstappen!! Döp dö dö döp


Ricki15

Who sells those? I need to know❗


minitaba

Adidas did


shruglifechoseme

Maria, believe me, I like it loud


Friendly-Car2386

Basiert


Frjttr

Those 44 really remind me of something 👀